Chapter 40: It's better to find someone to kill
I shook off Jiang Wuwu's hand, pulled down my cheek with ten fingers, and made a face at Jiang Wuwu's provocative tongue: "Slightly ~ Jiang Crooked, you can't get out, if you want to come out~ you will bribe me~"
"Don't!" Jiang Wuwu did not hesitate and stubbornly put his head aside, and put up an unyielding posture of preferring death
"I'll tell you the good news, I usually hide this thing, and I don't tell anyone about it, this good news is...... You're imprisoned for life, and I, because I'm a good person, was released early, "I think I'm so good at fooling people, one thing at a time."
Jiang Wuwu suddenly felt that Su Yunrui was better to find someone to kill, so as not to harm my Great Qing Dynasty in the future......... quiet
"The surname is Su!" Jiang Wuwu gritted his teeth, and the hand holding the wooden pillar gradually clenched, and his knuckles were innocent
I was like an old man teaching, with my hands behind my back, squinting at him, and touching the non-existent little beard: What is fierce, you can't get out now, I'm afraid of you anyway, hum!
Jiang Wuwu stared at her with cold eyes, raised his eyebrows, and said in a joking tone: "Are you really not afraid?" With that, he raised his little fist in front of her
At this moment, I, a beauty, was silent, am I the female silver who was so easily succumbed by force? Roar hahahahaha
I stepped forward a few steps, and across the pillar, the ghost envoy sent Jiang Wuwu a lump on his chest, "Don't make trouble, you dead ghost, who are we with whom?" You still want to hammer the nest, what a Maserati joke! β
"Then why don't you get your brother out quickly?"
When I heard this, my face changed, I suddenly became serious, took a small step back, and took out a yellowed piece of scratch paper from my sleeve, shook my sleeve, raised my head and raised my chest with a noble and unattainable face, and pointed a thin voice Yin and Yang strange air
"Ahem, Jiang Wuwu, receiving paper, Fengtian carries Balabala Balababala slightly *%&%#Β£*%&[&]...... That's probably it, well, Xian Youyang, let him out."
Is there a full sense of ceremony?
After speaking, I looked at Xian Youyang and motioned him to open the door, because I don't have a key, so I won't have more hands ^Ο^ If I talk too much, I can still go up and say a few words
Xian Youyang, who was watching the play, stepped forward very happily, twisted his neck and twisted his waist while singing: "Little rabbit, open the door, open!" β
After the words fell, he stretched out his hand to open the door that was not locked at all, and reminded Jiang Wuwu, the drama spirit: "Brother Jiang, hurry up and pack up and let's go out together, everything you don't want is ......."
I unceremoniously interrupted Xian Youyang's words: "It's all smashed!" The thief laughed sheepishly
"Sister Su, don't interrupt me next time, or I'll beat you!"
Xian Youyang's low voice came, I knew that I was wrong, even if I was a beauty, I couldn't interrupt others casually, I shrunk my neck and said weakly: "Wrong, wrong, punish myself for my recklessness"
"Excuse me," Xian Youyang waved compassionately
At this time, Jiang Wuwu had already walked out, I rushed forward, grabbed Jiang Wuwu's wrist and raised it high, looked up at Jiang Wuwu with a smile, and said with a smile: "Eh~ Look at me catching a pig worm alive!" *η½β½η½*"
Jiang Wuwu looked at a loss, and after reacting, a slap gently landed on the forehead of the smiling Su Yunrui and broke free of the hand that was held high
With a disgusted face, he said, "Are you naΓ―ve...... Lao Tzu is obviously a sugar treasure! β
Jiang Wuwu pressed the top of Su Yunrui's brain, and led people to the dark prison, Xian Youyang next to him smiled gently and chatted with a face
I was pressed on my head and walked with a cane, of course I turned around, and the shrew version punched and kicked and sent a set to Jiang Wuwu to see how greasy our female silver was!
But it's cruel! I'm short on my hands! Short feet! No, no, no, it's that he's standing too far, so it's normal that he can't hit, huh! It must be like this!
Jiang Wuwu, who was not hit, chuckled dotingly, and lowered his voice: "Don't you realize that you are short?" β
I immediately looked around, and finally my eyes fell on Jiang Wuwu, and glared at him fiercely: Who are you talking about!? Who are you talking about?! You're a bad stopper
I roared inwardly
I was angry at the time: "This is a fair and honest look down on me for 1.6 meters, isn't it...... Xianyouyang, you can hear me! Look at him, quick, put him back! "If you have been locked up for ten or twenty years, it is better to lock him up in the crematorium and close down before letting him out
Xian Youyang looked around (ΞΛΞ=) and wondered: "Hey, how can there be a voice from Sister Su?" Where is she? Ah! It's terrible, I won't meet a ghost, right" Xian Youyang hurriedly hugged his weak, helpless and pitiful self
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β I looked at Xian Youyang who was looking for me everywhere, and there was only one thought in my heart now: I am alone and my beauty Lianmin is on the book, can I lock them both up for a few years?
Jiang Wuwu smiled even more proudly, and her head pressed harder with the evil hand, as if she was in rua dough: "Little man~ No food to eat~ Hiding in the nest and crying nose"
The strength in Jiang Wuwu's hand made me have to seriously suspect that he wanted to cut off all my hair and wear it himself: "Hey!? What do you say? What's wrong with being short, that's my ability, and besides, it's more than one meter long, what do you have to be arrogant, what's wrong with how tall you are, what else do you have besides being handsome, tall and rich? β
"That's right! You're right! Jiang Wuwu was very pampered and obedient to her ideas and agreed with her words
Ah~~~ Help! There's a big fool here!
The three of them made a noisy noise and got out of the dark prison
Xingzhitang
The door was confined, and from inside came a series of creepy screams and conversations
"Don't hurry up and tell me honestly!" It was Shen Mu's tightly pressed voice
Suddenly, he whispered: "Erjo"
I looked at the small note handed by Shen Mu in front of me, squinted my eyes and looked at the handwriting on it, and read word by word: "I didn't kill people and set fires, what will I confess!" Who do I confess to? β
Where is the tape?
This is Su Yunrui's iron-clad voice
"Over" super super quiet
"Dare to be hard-mouthed! Look how I serve you! Xian Youyang bluffed and yelled, but his eyes were always inseparable from the cards, and he slowly played by the light of the candle: "Ten thousand!" "Super quiet!
He looked at the cards he played with satisfaction, then raised his head and raised his eyebrows proudly towards Jiang Wuwu: Look what cards you can play to beat me!
The woman in the roar room didn't know what to do, but she was so frightened that she stood outside the door, and the little clerks whose ears were firmly attached to the carved wooden door had a cold back, and their shoulders shrunk
"I've never seen two adults torture a prisoner so harshly, what a crime this must have been committed," said the frightened little clerk A, who swallowed with difficulty
"Shh The other clerk looked up and swept his warning gaze towards Clerk A
Inside the house
Jiang Wuwu looked at Shang Xianyouyang's smug gaze, and the sparks and electric light crackled in the intertwined eyes, Jiang Wuwu did not panic, but hung up a sinister smile, and slowly played the cards in his hand: "Touch!" Low decibels, ultra-quiet
Xian Youyang widened his eyes and was stunned, and then immediately put away his expression of being successfully plotted, and snorted coldly, like a loud voice: "Where did you come from, the hairy boy, if you don't hurry up, you will be caught......
"Eighty thousand" Xianyouyang fell again
Jiang Wuwu casually glanced at the cards played by Xianyouyang, shook his head regretfully, and said disdainfully: "What you think is beautiful......
Then lazily shot the "bar" again
The little clerk outside the door asked confusedly, "What is a bar?" β
The little clerk couldn't bear to take off his shoes and hold them in his hands, took out the speed of a 100-meter sprint and rushed to the back of the little clerk A, and kicked his buttocks
The little clerk A's center of gravity was unstable, and his body was uncontrollably pressed against the door, and by the way, he brought others to feel the heartbeat together
Xian Youyang closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then opened them, forcibly endured the tremors all over his body, and typed out with trembling fingertips: "Hongzhong!"
"Bump" I was the one who shot this time, I really can't stand it and Xian Youyang was bullied by Jiang Wuwu alone, I want it too!
At this moment, the door was suddenly slammed open with a scream like a pig, and a bunch of people poured in like stacks of arhats, and one fell to the door one after another to pay respects
"Yo yo yo? The bandit brother came and drove to the slum...... "I looked back curiously while joking, and when I saw a bunch of people at the door, I was stunned, and the last word 'ah' had not yet been spoken
It seems that it is not Cao Cao, nor is it Cao Cao! This group of people is like a hard-working office worker chasing a bus and crowding the subway
I saw that the little staff B was holding the shoes, and the tips of the shoes pointed to the ground and the little staff A was lying on the ground and scolded angrily: "You have a lot of criticism, ask and ask!" Ask your fairy uncle! Fault ~ Ask again? Ask the old lady again, give you a child, and you can't find anything, "The painting style is really wild!"
There are only five big words in my mind: rude Lu Yin!
After scolding, the little clerk B raised his head and looked at the four people in the room who were already sluggish with unexpectedly affectionate eyes, and the beautiful picture froze at that moment
This scene can be described as a thousand mountains and birds flying away, and thousands of people disappearing!
Little staff member B pulled out an embarrassed but not rude smile, and greeted us awkwardly to relieve the embarrassment: "Hi! β
The other small staff members hurriedly got up and ran outside
Clerk B stood at the door, and stopped them with wide open arms: "Come on! Hug your colleagues who have worked together for many years, come on! Let's go together! Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower! Clerk B straightened his neck and closed his eyes with a sad look at death
The other staff members stepped back in fear and honestly fell back to their places and shouted
"No, let's continue to lie down more comfortably"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's still comfortable to lie down"
I had a bold idea in my heart at this time: Will this delicate female silver meet Jiang Wuwu's appetite? I definitely didn't want to make Jiang Wuwu lose his appetite
Jiang Wuwu's eyes were as calm as stagnant water: This kind of woman can kill ten people surnamed Su at one time, but I will collect her body
Xian Youyang looked cautious: Is she embarrassed? Do I have to perform a somersault to keep her from embarrassing
Shen Mu is still wooden-faced: This kind of girl, if she commits something, she will be imprisoned for a few years
The sluggish quartet with each ghost looked at their noses and pens, and they all squinted their eyes and crooked their mouths and pretended to be stupid: "Abba Baba Baba ......" and then turned back in unison
It's as if nothing had just happened
Xian Youyang continued to play cards as if nothing happened: "30,000"
"Bump!"
Looking at the cards that were thrown out, the blue tendons on the forehead of Xian Youyang, who refused to be let go by everyone, kept beating, and the next moment a wave of indignation came to his heart, and he gritted his back molars and said angrily: "Who?!" Who!? Who? Yes!! I'm annoyed, I'm going to be angry! Xian Youyang rubbed his hair irritably, wandering on the verge of collapse
Shen Mu said quite calmly: "Me! Shen Mu glanced sharply at me and Jiang Wuwu
That look seemed to say: If you want to bully Xian Youyang, you have to take me along! Compared with a group of small forces with weak strength, I will always take refuge in the side of the strong
I couldn't help but half-stand up, reached over and high-fived him: "Yay! Shen Mu, you are really amazing! β
Shen Mu had to be modest once, pursed his lips and smiled, and said: "Where is it, Your Excellency only knows a little bit about the skin, and the county magistrate's wife is unfathomable in kung fu, Your Excellency really admires" Shen Mu hugged his fists and complimented
"You are really tasteful~(*'γ»Π·γ»)γ γ" I couldn't hide my smile and sat back in place, and I didn't talk to him too politely, because he was telling the truth, so I'm still humble, hey, hey, hey^V^
Jiang Wuwu leaned on the back of the chair with his back slumped, his face was relaxed, his hands were on his flat stomach that seemed to be about to concave down, and his eyes were blank: surnamed Su, I am hungry, and my eighty-pack abs are out of breath when I am hungry......
I was greedy for golden and full loquat a few months ago, full of branches, and the sweet and sour strength under the hidden leaves
The surname Su sells milk tea, and there should be double skin milk, jelly and canned loquat...... All-you-can-eat ......
Xian Youyang, who felt the deep malice of the world towards him, was even more angry at this time! He's going to be angry, he's going to be blackened, as for how angry he is, that's the kind that is so angry and angry!
Xian Youyang slapped the table angrily and said angrily, "Kaha! Do you want to Gaha, how do you team up to put my lump to touch the porcelain? β
I was afraid that Xian Youyang would overturn the table, so I hurriedly called the small (rear) staff (department) who stood in a row with their heads down and stirred their fingers, watching the tips of their shoes at a loss