"In that case, then I promise you to add this one!"

Hearing Zhanyi say this, Erbike was happy.

"It's still the eldest brother who is the best for me!"

As a result, the atmosphere that had eased was cooled by the two words blurted out by the two words.

I saw Zhan Yi frowning, "It seems that if I don't use some tricks, you won't have a long memory, since you don't like to call my name so much, then I have to find a way to make you completely impressed by my name, so that you can't forget it if you want to!" ”

"It's not me saying you, don't be angry, I'm just too happy, so I made a slip of the tongue, don't take it seriously, Zhanyi Zhanyi~ You heard me call you so many times in a row, and I will compensate you for it~"

Zhan Yi raised his eyebrows, "How can this compensation be?" Since it comes to compensation, then I really think of a little bit, and you can do it~"

I saw that Erbi hurriedly crossed his arms in front of his chest, "Let's talk about it, I don't sell my body, everything else is negotiable!" ”

Zhanyi couldn't help but laugh, "I said what are you thinking about all day in your little head, just you are thin, I'm afraid no one wants to sell you, right?" ”

"You don't look down on people, why don't people want it? Didn't you just take me back? ”

I didn't expect this kid to be more and more proficient in playing straight balls, if it weren't for the fact that Zhan Yi was a few years older and experienced more things, I am afraid that he would not be able to parry such a straight ball at all.

"It's okay, even if I haven't hurt you in vain, at least you still recognize the master, just rush this point, I'll take you out for a walk tomorrow, I'll always let you stay in this house, and I'm afraid of suffocating you, originally your current age is when you love to play, with me with you, you don't have to worry, what's the danger~"

When I heard Zhanyi say that he was going to take himself out to play tomorrow, he was so happy that the two cakes were overjoyed.

"What you say is true, don't tease me! I'm funny, and I'm stupid! If you're joking, tell me before it's too late, lest I'll take your words seriously! ”

"I said that it is so difficult for me to gain your trust with you, when have I deceived you by my words, and when have I failed to tell you what I promised you? I can tell you, I'm the one who hates people not trusting me! ”

Seeing that the other party was talking quite seriously, Er Cake felt that the credibility of this matter was still relatively high, "That's really good, let's decide, you have to take me to have a good time tomorrow, and although I don't have much money now, but since you promised me first, all the food and clothing will be yours, don't settle accounts with me then, I don't have any money for you, and I won't use my body to compensate, let's make it clear!" ”

"Okay, I see your little appearance, not only do you want to make things clear to me, but you also want to write this kind of thing into the contract, right?"

Erbai instantly narrowed his eyes, "You really reminded me of this, then do as you say, let's write this kind of thing into the contract, lest you regret it when you get it!" ”

"Do you believe that I'm going to beat you up right now?"

"What's the matter, you try it now, you must know that we have just discussed, this contract has been added, you are not allowed to bully me, if you violate it now, you will go bankrupt!"

No wonder Erbai would say this, in fact, the liquidated damages agreed in the contract between the two people have exceeded one million, you must know that when he first saw this kind of tree, Erbai thought he was wrong, of course, he didn't take it too seriously, after all, no matter how much the amount of the breach of contract was written, it made no difference to him, anyway, he didn't have a penny, and if he wanted him to pay it back, he couldn't pay it back, which was why he didn't know what a rich man Zhanyi was.

"Little thing, I think that just such a small amount of money can bankrupt me, if I go bankrupt so easily, how can I support you?"

"Don't say it, what you say makes sense, let me tell you, I may have eaten, and I have eaten a lot, and it is easy to bankrupt you at this point, so you have to think clearly about taking me in, don't say that I have affected you at that time!"

"Oh, listening to you, I'm really a little scared, I'm taking back a child, I'm taking back a little pig!"

"Who are you calling a pig? It's too much, it's too much, ignore you! ”

This kid is simply too cute, Zhanyi didn't even notice it, and he was happy like a child at this moment.

I accompanied this child all morning, and I actually played games for a while, but I was worshiped by the child.

"Brother Zhanyi, you are so powerful, how can you fight so hard? It's an eye-opener for me, you know, I've been playing this game for a long time, but I always don't clear it! I didn't expect you to pass the test with me easily, it's amazing! ”

You must know that this usually calls yourself Zhanyi, which is enough to make you feel flustered, but now this child actually added a brother after these two words, this called Zhanyi, and he felt that his bones were about to be crispy.

"It's just average, and there's nothing too powerful, isn't it just a game? Besides, this is my first time playing, so I just happened to be lucky! ”

You must know that this invisible show-off is the most deadly.

If there is a special effect on the second cake now, there are definitely two words of worship written in front of her eyes, "Wow! Brother Zhanyi, you are too powerful! It's amazing! ”

Zhanyi was helpless, "I said that you don't have any other words except for being too powerful?" ”

"Haven't I read much? And I generally use aha when describing anything.,Now it's also progress.,It's too powerful.,If it's changed to before, it's not as good as this description! ”

Zhan Yi felt that this kid was about to kill him, especially the few sounds he made just now, which almost made him unable to do so.

"You're playing by yourself now, I'll go to the bathroom!"

As a result, Erbai also quickly got up, "Let's go, I just want to go too!" ”

Zhanyi really doesn't want to agree to this matter, but there is no way to shirk this matter, so you can't let this child hold it first, right?

As a result, the two of them came to the door of the bathroom together, "It's better for you to go first, I'll go to the other side!" ”

"Don't, Brother Zhanyi, I'll go to the bathroom quickly, you wait for me outside for a while, I'll change you in immediately!"

didn't give anyone a chance to say no, and the two cakes went directly into the bathroom.

Zhan Yi let out a long breath, and suddenly felt a little dizzy.

You must know that as a man, suddenly from not being too restrained, to completely restraining this kind of thing also needs to adapt to the process, but in this adaptation process, sometimes I really want to indulge quickly, but when I face the child, I want to indulge my mind, and suddenly I want to do my duty, although this feeling is not expressed, but sometimes this is also the most moving time! After all, in the absence of a clear relationship and in the ambiguous stage, it really makes people feel magical and wonderful, and the time spent together seems to have become the happiest days, and even feels that there is a sweet taste in the air.

Zhanyi was still in a daze here, when he heard the second cake say, "How about Brother Zhanyi?" Sweet or not? ”

Zhanyi came back to his senses, and sure enough, he found that there seemed to be something more in his mouth, and it was indeed sweet when he tasted it.

"What are you giving me to eat? What is this? Zhan Yi asked with some vigilance.

"What else could it be? Sugar, of course! I can tell you, this is what Brother Guohui gave me before, I didn't want to eat it, just now when I took off my pants, I found that there was still a candy in my trouser pocket, you know, how to say it? Now that Brother Zhanyi is so good to me, of course I will give this reluctant candy to Brother Zhanyi. ”

If it were changed to before, Zhanyi would probably go crazy, a child took out a candy from his trouser pocket, the key is when he goes to the bathroom, he is afraid he can vomit just thinking about it.

But now it's a completely different situation, and he doesn't care if the child washes his hands or not. I don't care if this candy has expired, it seems that there is really a thing to drop a thing at this time, otherwise, how could I become like this?

"Sweet~ It's all sweet to my heart"

The two cakes are going to light up in both eyes, "Really? It's so sweet, I knew I wouldn't give it to you, I still want to taste it, but there is only one of them! ”

Zhan Yi deliberately teased him, "If you want to taste it, you can do it now, this candy is in my mouth, can't you taste how sweet this candy is when you kiss me?" ”

"Brother Zhanyi, what are you kidding? You must know that you are a man and I am also a man, no matter how stupid I am? I also know that this man is not allowed to kiss with a man! Besides, when I find a girlfriend in the future, if she knows that my first kiss was given to a man, then you should be so sorry for her! ”

"I can't see it, kid, you're quite conservative, just like you, you can't even support yourself now, and you still expect which girl will take other girls to drink the northwest wind with you when the time comes?"

"What's wrong with drinking the Northwest Wind? That's also a kind of romance, haven't you heard that there is such a song called the happiness of enduring hardships together? This kind of happiness can never be experienced by people like you! This is the gap between you and me, sometimes, it's not that if you have money, you have everything, although I don't have much money, but I still live well? Besides, what if there really is a girl like me who doesn't have power? ”

"I said that your daydreaming skills are really amazing, I have to say two words to you admiration! Today's girls are very realistic, where is there anyone willing to drink the northwest wind with you? Besides, it's the girls who are willing, and when the time comes, when the girls have children, can you bear to let the children drink the northwest wind together? ”

"What are you doing? That's not all, why is it that it involves my life's work? I'm still a kid, why do I have to think so far? Besides, who knows what will happen in the future? Am I just saying it casually? Am I really that letting the girl drink the northwest wind when she is with me? What if it's not windy that day? ”

Zhan Yi couldn't help but laugh directly, "You are so talented!" Why didn't I notice you as such a humorous person? ”

"Then look at the many things you haven't noticed, the longer you wait for you to contact me, the more you will find that I am inconspicuous, and there is light everywhere!"

"Yo yo yo, it's still shining, thinking it's the sun?"

"We can't be the sun, at least we can be a warm baby, right? Do you dare to say that you didn't feel the warmth from me when you held me just now? ”

Don't really say it, maybe this child is really young, and this anger is not a joke, I have to admit that when I held this child just now, it was indeed like holding a small stove, hot and coaxing.

"Feel it, it's almost scorching me, my big sun!"

"What are you doing? What is the big sun? It's not good, let's call it Little Sun! ”

Zhanyi stretched out a finger and pointed it directly on the child's chest, "Then do you say it's the little sun on the left or the little sun on the right?" ”

This clearly shows that Zhanyi, who is driving, completely overestimates the comprehension ability of the child in front of him.

"I said you can talk well, why are you pointing your finger at me? Besides, how can the sun still be divided? Doesn't this rise from the east and fall from the west? ”

Zhan Yi withdrew his hand and covered it directly on his eyes, the corners of his mouth that had been raised to the maximum betrayed him, if he didn't want to maintain a gentlemanly demeanor, he was afraid that he would be able to squat on the ground with his stomach covered at this time, the reason was that he was teased by this child.

"Don't talk to me, get out of the way, you're done, I haven't solved it yet!"

Just followed the child to the poor mouth, and said that he would come to the bathroom, but now he can almost forget such an important thing.

Erbi hurriedly got out of the way, "Hurry up, hurry up!" I'll wait for you outside, let's have another game later, I don't believe I can't beat you! ”

Zhan Yi went into the bathroom, although the problem of draining water was quickly solved, but now this shape doesn't seem to be suitable for going out.

It's been a long time, and the two cakes outside the door are almost a little impatient.

"I said Brother Zhanyi~ Did you eat something bad? Why did you go to the bathroom for so long? Do you want me to go in and rescue you? ”

Zhan Yi in the bathroom said in his heart, if he could, he really needed to be rescued, it was strange to say, this kind of thing could be solved quickly before, but now I don't know what's wrong, I just don't have that feeling, and it's uncomfortable!

"I said you can tell me a few words!"

Hearing such a sentence suddenly coming from inside, Erbi's side didn't think much about it.

"You say we don't have anything to say about each other? And you don't give me a topic or anything, just let me talk about it, I don't know where to start! ”

Zhanyi never thought that he could be defeated by a chatter, "You can say anything, tell a story!" ”

As soon as the two cakes are told, is this good? He actually told a story about the wolf.

Zhanyi was about to cry without tears, "I said you just have such a little knowledge reserve?" No, it should be said that there are no reserves at all! Is this children's story okay? ”

"What's wrong? Isn't it good? You see I just shouted a few times that the wolf is coming, the wolf is coming! It's not me showing you off, he just didn't ask me to dub the story, otherwise, the story would be absolutely vivid! ”

Zhan Yi felt that he was no one, listening to a children's story could actually solve this kind of thing, the key was that the few words of the wolf shouted by the child almost really called out his wildness, he suddenly thought that he was really like a big bad wolf, he saw the little sheep, and the more the little sheep shouted, the more he wanted to bully.

After a brief tidying up, I opened the bathroom door.

The child was so emotional that he sat on the ground and told himself, "I said you get up for me quickly, don't you know how cold it is on the ground?" What should I do if I catch a cold? ”

To put it bluntly, Zhanyi just felt distressed.

"I'm wearing a fluffy outfit, and I don't feel cold at all when I sit on the floor! And Brother Zhanyi, why did you go to the bathroom for so long? If I had known, I wouldn't have waited for you! ”

"If you don't wait for me, who do you want to wait for?"

"Hurry up, let's go ahead and have another game! Let me teach you how to be an invincible player! ”

"This is where it is, just playing a game, this is not great, I have more powerful, do you want to play with me?"

Hearing this, Earcake's eyes lit up a little again, "What? What is more powerful? How do you play? Tell me quickly, don't you hang my appetite! ”

Zhanyi felt that he shouldn't tease this simple child, he was originally teasing the other party, but now he was almost teased by the other party.

"I'm kidding you, you've also seen that apart from games, there are only those stuffed animals left, what else can there be to play with?"

Erbai immediately pursed his mouth, "I'll just say, you just look at me stupid, so you think I'm so deceitful!" Anyway, I don't bother with you! After all, I eat you, drink you, and use you for many things, and I still need to be tolerant! ”

Zhan Yi squinted his eyes, "Tolerance? I really didn't expect to hear such words in your child's mouth, not bad~ It seems to be more mature than I imagined, what you said is really right at this time, I just need to be tolerant! And there is a special need for tolerance! ”

You have to know that Zhanyi drives, and Erbai has never been up.

"Don't be too moved, don't I just say it casually~ Let's go and play games!"

Zhanyi reluctantly carried the child on his back and took his hand to the computer.

But it was okay before, but now the two of them have been beaten in the game.

"I said, Brother Zhanyi, what's wrong with you, why do you go to the bathroom like a different person? It's too substandard, isn't what I just saw fake? Run, run over there! Oops! You can't die far away, why don't you fall on me? ”

All the thoughts on Zhanyi's side are not on this game at all.