Playing word games, how could Meijing be Lu Shaozheng's opponent, she said hurriedly: "My mother said that she and you have divorced, and I am a child, you are an adult!" Are you embarrassed to rob mom with me! ”

"Excuse me."

"You, you, you, you—"

Lu Shaozheng pinched her bulging cheeks, and suddenly asked her, "Do you like me?" ”

Meijing squirmed and said reluctantly: "Although I'm angry with you now, I can't lie to you, I like you very much." ”

"That's good, then do you want me and your mother to be together again and remarried?"

"Hope ......"

"Then you can't stop me from sleeping with your mother at night."

Meijing wondered: "Why?" ”

"Ahem, because at night we sleep together, it will promote affection, so that it won't be long before we get married again."

Lu Shaozheng explained as tactfully as possible.

Meijing tilted her head curiously: "Why do you and your mother sleep together at night to promote affection?" ”

How does this make him explain?

Lu Shaozheng racked his brains and said: "Because adults enhance their relationship, they must sleep together, for example, I quarreled with your mother and slept together at night, maybe we will be reconciled the next day." ”

"Oh~" Meijing seemed to understand the expression: "This means, if you quarrel with your uncle, you can also reconcile after sleeping at night?" ”

Lu Shaozheng: ".................."

What does it mean to be logical?

What do you mean by drawing inferences?

That's it!

Jingjing looked at him innocently: "Then next time when my little uncle comes back, can you sleep with him?" I hope you both are well. ”

“……”

What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot?

This too!

Lu Shaozheng took a deep breath, "No." ”

"Why?"

"Because he's a man, I'm a man too, I don't like men, I only like your mother." Lu Shaozheng said irritably, "If you want me to be with your mother, then you can't stop us from sleeping together." ”

Lu Shaozheng was afraid that she wouldn't understand, so he said more bluntly: "Do you want a brother or sister?" I'm going to sleep with your mom at night if I want, you know? ”

Meijing suddenly realized: "You want to sleep with my mother at night, just want to have a baby with my mother?" ”

"You can say the same thing......"

"Then you didn't say it earlier, if you are going to have a child, then you really have to sleep together."

Lu Shaozheng was a little surprised, "Do you know that you have to sleep together to give birth?" ”

"I know, when we were abroad, the teacher told us."

“…… Teach these at such a young age? What did the teacher say? ”

"It's very simple, that is, when you go to bed at night, the little tadpole in the father's body will enter the small house similar to one in the mother's body, and then the little tadpole grows day by day, and the woman's belly grows day by day, and after ten months, the mother will give birth to ......"

"Stop, stop!"

Lu Shaozheng interrupted her with a black line on his face: "I know, you don't have to say it." ”

Meijing glanced at him, "I was born like this, godfather, you were also born like your mother." ”

Lu Shaozheng: "......"

Meijing shrugged again: "I just don't know who put the little tadpole in my mother's belly." ”

Lu Shaozheng: "............"

I can't talk about it this day.

He couldn't accept a five-year-old girl telling him how a woman got pregnant and how a child was born. Mobile phone users please browse and read, and a better reading experience comes from Aiwang.