Maybe you can't find this kind of person in your real life anymore, learning carelessly, life is casual, work is also undisciplined and regular, and there is no clue and natural ideas for the yearning for life and the fun of life. For what strange things and decisions he will make in the next second, you can also make it completely impossible to predict, yes, his life is full of randomness and uncertainty, standing in the perspective of a third-party observer to make this observation, you will find that this guy's life is simply a drama from beginning to end of the stage play, and the spotlight on this stage will always shine on his body, not so much irradiation as directly on him, reflecting a dazzling physiological reaction.

Next, I'm going to introduce you to such a protagonist that you will never meet - his name is Yi Xiaodian.

As mentioned above, he is a very strange person in the eyes of ordinary people, so it is too vague and confusing to introduce him to everyone in a conventional way. Starting with name, age, gender, occupation, zodiac sign, hobbies, etc., this is too much to underestimate him, and it is also a waste of time for the readers who are watching here.

Well, let's decide to start like this:

This is set in a certain secondary two novel setting, the end of the world universe, as the only surviving and unpredictable, lifelong Brownian movement-like irregular young armed observer, single-handedly successfully challenged the rules and order of the void world, saved the inhabitants of the universe, and recorded a large number of bizarre fantasy stories and legends.

It was a rainy day, and it was drizzling outside the window, and there was not even a second of pause since the morning, which may be the rhythm of this season, as if the clouds in the sky were pierced with countless small holes, and the rain flowed down so uncontrollably.

After lunch, it seems a little sleepy and leisurely, and I don't know how to play the time in the next moment, whether to go online to watch a movie, play a game, or go to sleep for a while, it seems that these options are not so tempting. The hateful and annoying sense of boredom has always surrounded Yi Xiaodian's heart, making him unconsciously get up and prepare to do something, as if if he doesn't get up and act at this moment, the whole person will be eaten alive by boredom.

He came to the door of the refrigerator and seemed to want to drink something with some flavor, opened the door of the upper fresh-keeping layer, and let out a soft sigh towards the empty inside of the refrigerator: "Ah, I remember, the contents of the refrigerator were wiped out last week, I said that I always said that I was going to the supermarket two days ago, so it was!" ”

With that, he grabbed his umbrella, closed his phone and keys and went downstairs.

I thought I was going to go to a large supermarket for a large-scale stockpiling operation, but I saw him go straight into a small convenience store chain on the side of the street, and only brought out a bottle of carbonated drinks in a plastic bottle. In this humid environment, the streets are relatively empty, and people always like to stay indoors in a dry place, even on a cool and thin summer day, no one likes to feel covered in water from the rain.

"I'm annoyed, this rain is endless, just such a little flow thing, it can actually drip for a day, is there any reason?!"

"Think about it, this rain is from the sky, he can come as much as he wants, he is ....... heaven"

"Gollum~~Gollum~Ah~~~ This season is really cool enough to drink carbonated drinks! I've drunk my drinks, so what's next, go home? Well, forget it, I finally went out, I took a turn outside and then went back, and I was idle. Holding the umbrella handle in his left hand and leaning it on his shoulder, and holding the drink without a bottle cap in his right hand, he drank it without a sip, and walked aimlessly along the sidewalk.

"Why do you feel cold on your shoulders?"

I don't know how long it has been and where it has been in the city. The annoying drizzle gradually disappeared between heaven and earth, and the people around me began to increase, and the bustling city began to regain its vitality.

Today, the street is still filled with a smell of youth and hormones, if you ask a young man with strong blood, what summer is, his answer is inseparable from such a tone: youth, short skirts, long legs.

"Sure enough, after staying at home for a long time, you should go out and accept the baptism of love from the world" The gradually restless air and the noisy and lively atmosphere of the pedestrian street made Xiaodian's mood begin to throb.

No matter where they go, they are one-on-one couples, walking side by side holding hands, and even the boys and girls who look like students are playing and playing in groups with their respective buddies and girlfriends, turning their heads to look at the lonely exhibits in the window, what kind of scene is depicted by the light and shadow reflected on the glass.

At this time, a strangely dressed person walked to the left side of Yi Xiaodian at some point, and he gently poked Xiaodian's shoulder with a hand wearing white cotton gloves, and began to talk to him.

"What are you bothered about, young and energetic gentleman?"

The sudden sound and touch brought back the mind immersed in a distant space.

"Huh? What the? ”

"What are you bothered about, young and energetic gentleman?" The strangely dressed man stared at Wing Xiaodian, smiling and repeating what he had just said.

Yi Xiaodian came back to his senses, looking up and down at this guy who suddenly "invaded". The strange man in front of him was dressed in a blue-purple suit with vertical stripes, shiny black leather shoes with pointed toes, a pair of old four-wheeled roller skates on his feet, and a white cotton glove in his left hand holding a pitch-black straight cane with a silver hook; A delicate blood-red bow was tied in front of his chest, and a small white square scarf was inserted in the small pocket near his heart next to the bow; Although he has an Oriental appearance, he has a small melon seed-shaped face, but he has silver-white hair that does not look disobedient at all.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention it, he also wears a cylindrical Western-style top hat, so it's still a little difficult to describe the person Yi Xiaodian saw in front of him, how to say how he feels, I want to think about it......

By the way, you know Chaplin, right? The most popular silent film drama of the early twentieth century, you must have seen his films on TV or on the Internet, the striking, highly recognizable burlesque and satirical humor, remember?

The Joker in the American hero comic strip Batman, do you know what this character looks like? It doesn't matter if you haven't seen it, you search the Internet for the version of "Batman: The Dark Knight" made by director Nolan, and you will know the character's appearance at a glance. Ah, too lazy to search? That's okay, I'll give you a brief description: a purple old long coat, a grass green suit vest wrapped in a blue-purple shirt, a dark green ordinary tie tied on it, purple vertical striped trousers, a little bluer and darker than the coat, and a pair of dirty old big scalp shoes on his feet. The most classic is his face, his face is covered with white makeup, the inky eye makeup is matched with the lipstick imprint of a red smile that extends from his mouth to his cheeks, and his hair is sparse and messy like a bubble noodle curl, the color is like the kelp seen through the light. The character's sense of styling is simply fantastic.

What the? You ask me what these have to do with the weirdo we're going to describe, of course they do, I'm sorry I was a little excited and off track, so let's get back to the point.

You combine Chaplin's comical humor with the clown's crazy, evil, and neurotic temperament......

Smack!

Rub them together, neutralize them, and take a median value, which is the overall feeling and temperament of this strangely dressed person.

"Oh, what's wrong with me, I'm a little out of my mind, I'm in a daze, may I ask ....... you are?" Yi Xiaodian asked back a little hastily.

"Allow me to introduce myself to you, young gentleman. I am the manager of the Life Troubles Division at the end of the cape, my name is October Futian, and it is my honor to meet you in this wonderful time and space at this moment! The man in the purple suit ritualized the corners of his clothes, his left foot curled slightly, and then his right foot took a step back and stood still, and took off the top hat on his head with his right hand and saluted, yes, just like the kind of movie about the background of 19th-century Europe, the actions that a male gentleman would do at that time. These are encountered in real life, and it really makes people feel a little funny and want to laugh. However, out of the most basic kindness to the stranger in front of him, Xiao Dian still concealed the physiological urge to laugh out loud without a trace, and silently watched all this happen.

After the introduction, October Futian didn't know where to swish, the magician is best at the kind of magical and fast movements, so he took out a small card and handed it to Yi Xiaodian, which seemed to be a business card.

"Ah...... October Futian....... Sir, take the liberty of asking if this is your stage name? Yi Xiaodian asked curiously about the inexplicable feeling of these four men who were grouped together.

"Well, he, if this makes you more memorable, please understand it, Mr. Yi Xiaodian." October Futian called out his name with a slight smile.

"Huh? Did we know each other before, and how do you know my name? Yi Xiaodian, after confirming that he had indeed not introduced himself just now in a short period of 2 seconds, instinctively asked the person in front of him.

"Eh, we know each other, we always meet on street corners." The man in the hat replied, staring intently at Xiao Dian.

Yi Xiaodian stared at the man in the hat in front of him, searching for the memories in his mind full of question marks and hesitation, as if it was difficult to find the slightest trace of memory.

"Young Mr. Yi Xiaodian, you don't have to embarrass yourself, people's memories are sometimes so naughty and elusive, I think you will think of me after all if you think about it."

"If you have a problem that needs to be resolved, please contact me. At the back of the card is my contact information. ”

front

Name: Minister of October Futian

back

Address: 11th Floor, Building 11, Corner of No. 32 Deep Blue Moon Street, with No. 001 Life Division

"Minister? Is this a position?

Speaking of this navy... Moon Street is a strange name.,I don't think I've heard of it.,It shouldn't be here.,Where is this Moon Street........ Huh? ....... What about people? ”

Just look at this small card for a few seconds, and the big living person who was still in front of me just now disappeared like a trick by the corner window of the pedestrian street full of people.

"Well, I suddenly feel a little sleepy, maybe I'm tired of walking around the street, but I also think it's too boring to just go on shopping. Yes....... Then go home."

That guy was a weird guy just now.