156 Chinese New Year farce
Wen Yu giggled twice: "Isn't there a saying that the richer people are, the more they pick the door, don't look at me just saving a dollar in phone bills, but it adds up to a lot, and you can save tens of thousands of dollars a year." ”
There was silence on the other side of the phone for a long time, and Wen Yu finally said: "Last year has passed, have you lost your brain together?" Twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, for a total of eight thousand seven hundred and sixty hours. If you can guarantee 24 hours of phone calls for two cents a minute, then your annual phone bill should be 100,000 and 55,120 yuan.
But the actual situation is impossible, except for the time for eating and sleeping every day, you should cut it by at least half, and then you can only talk for 4,380 hours a year. Converted to a call bill, it should be fifty-two thousand five hundred and sixty.
However, even if you are a professional, it is impossible to talk continuously for 12 hours a day, so it should be calculated according to the working hours, assuming that you work two hours of overtime every day, that is, ten hours, then a year is 3,650 hours, and the call cost is 43,800 yuan.
However, here I have another problem to consider, that is, professional telephone operators should not easily not work overtime, after all, this work not only consumes the throat, but also consumes the brain, so you should work eight hours a day. 2,920 hours a year, at a cost of 35,000 pieces.
This is the cost without taking into account the various offers, however, it is impossible for a person with a brain to do so.
The first thing to consider is the package situation, generally speaking, since the annual phone bill is so high, the package must be considered, so all kinds of packages down, it should be possible to average the phone bill to a dime a minute or even lower. That is to say, cut it in half again, and it will be seventeen thousand five hundred and twenty.
At this point, the tens of thousands you said are no longer true.
Of course, this is not the final result. For the best economic benefits, we also need to consider VoIP, since you make a lot of calls every day, and these calls are not business calls, which means that most of them can be used.
Even if it is a mansion of the Wen family, the broadband fee should be the same as in other places, and it will not increase with the price of housing and land, and it will be more expensive, 3,000 yuan a year.
If 70% of your calls can be made via Internet access, your phone bill will only cost 5,256 yuan.
Considering various circumstances, I think the cost of timing should be lower.
Finally, I must also say that if you need to pay for a year's phone bill, your popularity is too good. No, it should be said that your personality is too bad, otherwise, it is impossible for you to call people and others will not call you.
Also, based on the previous relationship, you actually don't call at all. You can count the numbers stored in your phone on one hand. ”
On the other side of the phone, Wen Yu gasped for breath and yelled at Chen Ya: "You're showing off your IQ, aren't you, when I don't have a temper, right, I'm kind enough to call you and say Happy New Year, that's how you treat me, do you have a good conscience?" ”
Chen Ya sighed softly: "At 0:00 last night, you had already sent me a regular blessing, and you hung up immediately after calling this morning, I guess it was probably nothing important." It just so happens that I'm quite bored, so I'll be funny with you. ”
Wen Yu scolded: "Are you a pervert, do you know how desperate I am in my heart to let you play tricks." ”
Chen Ya said: "Be reasonable...... ”
Before she could start speaking, she was interrupted by Wen Yu: "Shut up, do you think I don't know, everything that is reasonable, in the end, is not reasonable, it is all crooked,." The point is that you people, who think you know more than others, always use a set of crooked reasoning that you find unfeasible to restrain others. You are so reasonable, why don't you convince the earth to explode tomorrow. ”
On the other end of the phone, Chen Ya was stunned for about thirty seconds, and then spoke again: "Be reasonable...... ”
"Don't be reasonable, there's no reason to talk about, you know you don't know, you bastard, you jk, you bc, you yn. To be reasonable, I wish you nightmares tonight and nightmares when you fall asleep in the new year. ”
Wen Yu finished a series of roars, and finally felt comfortable, and said to Chen Ya: "You can be reasonable, Miss Ben is comfortable." ”
There was silence on the phone for a long time, and after about two minutes, there was a heavy gasp: "You said so, and you told me how to say it." So, what else did you call me besides saying Happy New Year? ”
"No, don't say it."
Obviously there is, Chen Ya coaxed her: "Okay, sister shouldn't mess with you, sister apologizes to you, so let's get down to business." ”
Wen Yu finally felt comfortable, giggled twice, and said to Chen Ya, "Do you have time in the afternoon?" Come to my house. ”
Chen Ya hesitated for a moment and asked her, "Is there something wrong?" If there is nothing important, I will refuse, and during the Spring Festival, I will try to stay at home if there is nothing to do. ”
Wen Yu said disdainfully: "Are you human? Spring Festival, a good time to pray for travel, you actually have to stay at home and wait for mold, what is there at home that is worth staying at home, the little mouse in the bed? Or a lollipop in the closet! ”
Chen Ya has very few friends, and it should be said that there was no one who could talk to her about these words before she met Wen Yu, so she didn't actually understand what Wen Yu said, but just replied literally: "There can't be rats in my house." No, your understanding of the poor is not a slum! Also, who would put sugar in the closet, you rich people really know how to play. ”
Wen Yu suddenly giggled twice and called Chen Ya: "Make an Internet call." ”
After speaking, he hung up the phone, and then immediately called Chen Ya on the Internet.
However, in addition to Wen Yu, there is also a page to share on the screen. Wen Yu shared with her subordinates Lin Meng's sleep: "How is it, my wife sleeps soundly." ”
Chen Ya said: "I hope she won't throw you down the window when she wakes up." ”
Wen Yu glared at Chen Ya: "Do you think everyone is like you." ”
The two of them quarreled for a few words, and Wen Yu said, "I found a very interesting video, I will share it with you." ”
Chen Ya agreed without hesitation, what she knew, the funny video Wen Yu said must be meaningless and funny, and when she finished watching it, Wen Yu would ask her how she thought, and then despise her.
This kind of thing is not once or twice, and Chen Ya is too lazy to be immune to such things. So it's very cooperative.
From a friend's point of view, it's actually quite fun, at least, they're happy in the noise.
However, she really underestimates Wen Yu, although Wen Yu is not as good as her in terms of knowledge, but in terms of talent, Wen Yu is definitely not bad, even much higher than her, Wen Yu should be a good kind of person, they don't need to put in too much effort to do better than ordinary people, what ordinary people need to do over and over again, they only need to see the big one at a glance to understand and complete it perfectly.
Moreover, like Shi Youliang, Wen Yu is not the kind of person who will take the time to think about it, she likes to be improvised, and likes to do things that interest her.
It's just that the things that Wen Yu is interested in are a bit 'deviant', so they need to be corrected.
When she received the video shared by Wen Yu, Chen Ya's heart beat faster in fright, and she screamed and threw her phone away.
Wen Yu's smug laughter came from the earphones, and that kind of smug and rampant laughter was a manifestation of Wen Yu's deviance.
The video she gave Chen Ya is not funny, nor is it scary, but it is unsightly. And this is Chen Ya's weakness, a simple girl in adolescence, seeing such a picture is really more memorable than seeing any horror movie.
On the phone, Wen Yu didn't mean to stop at all, and asked Chen Ya: "How is it, isn't it interesting." Think about it, if it's good ....... ”
Chen Ya yelled at her: "Shut up, Wen Yu, I'm going to kill you." ”
On the other side of the phone, Wen Yu smiled proudly: "I'm just now, your face must be red like the butt of a dead mouse, and you don't dare to pick up the phone." It should still be shivering, in a state of excitement, nervousness and shame. But don't worry, it's normal, when you grow up, you'll like this state and can't extricate yourself. ”
"Shut up, Wen Yu, shut up for me." Chen Ya's postlife is a little bigger than before, and she wants to calm herself down through her posterity, and also make Wen Yu stop.
Wen Yu didn't mean to stop at all: "What's the matter, isn't this voice particularly tempting, does it make you want to stop." ”
Chen Ya knew that it was useless to say anything to Wen Yu, and using force with her could only cause her to resist, so she could only give in: "Okay, I know it's wrong, you turn it off quickly." ”
Wen Yu didn't turn it off, but teased Chen Ya: "You can hang up by yourself, but you don't, so in fact, you also want to see it." Of course, you don't have to rush to hang up now, because hanging up now just means that you have been hurt by me and become angry. ”
Chen Ya still hung up, and did not insist because she was stimulated by Wen Yu.
Because she knew that whether she insisted on it or hung up, Wen Yu had a hundred reasons to laugh at her.
Moreover, she definitely did not have the courage to persevere, and that voice lingered in her head, it was a nightmare.
As soon as she hung up, Wen Yu's phone immediately called, and asked her teasingly, "Do you want to see it?" ”
Chen Ya adjusted her breathing and replied without being surprised: "Do you know the story of Oedipus?" ”
"I don't know."
Chen Ya told her: "A shepherd found an abandoned baby and picked it up and gave it to King Polybus, who raised the child and named it Oedipus.
When Oedipus grew up, he became an adventurer, and once on a mountain path, Oedipus met a horse-drawn carriage on a narrow road. Sitting in the car was a parade king.