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A sunny day

As soon as the gas came out, he walked aimlessly down the street, bowing his head and counting the steps under his feet

Then

The business presidents of all walks of life wore his priceless ancestral cardboard slippers and wild pajamas from the stalls, and used their bodies to block the gas of the missing people

Three points of indifference, four points of contempt, three points of ridicule flashed in his deep eyes, his thin lips opened lightly, and he gently spit out two words: "Update"

The gas that was blocked looked at the several pairs of long legs in front of him, slowly raised his head and looked up, and sent them a simple and shocking voice without traffic: "Get out of here!" I don't know you guys."

The presidents each took out their Italian guns from Li Yunlong's crew and where did the group snatch them, and aimed at the missing person in front of them: "Female silver ~ not more?" ”

The gas knelt down without saying a word: "There is something to discuss, it's all your own people" How did these little cuties look like mountain bandits came down the mountain to rob them

The presidents frowned, pursed their thin lips and spoke coldly again: "What's more?" ”

The gas beautiful woman loses: "More, more, put that thing down quickly, I'm afraid brother~"

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At the same time, I noticed the tall and mighty figure of Dr. Li leaning against the edge of the door opposite

My eyes widened with joy, and I pointed at Dr. Li jumping on the spot excitedly, screaming excitedly: Oh my God! My ghost shouting and screaming finally summoned the thousand-year-old monster Dr. Li! Whew~

I shouted excitedly, holding the small sign above my head in both hands and shaking wildly: "Ah!! Ahh......hhh Dr. Li, Dr. Li! Look at me, look at me, I'm your number one iron-headed granddaughter fan, Satham Britney!

I'm so happy and excited to finally see you today, can you sign me? Sign me forty-eight yards on the A-cone! "Actually, I'm Dr. Li's fake little fan sister, and I'm a bought water army

Dr. Li, who was standing guard at the gate, drank a lot of northwest wind, and was finally noticed by Su Yunrui, and died of relief and smiled without regrets

At this time, Brother Azheng fell into the cold wind on the street, and swallowed his saliva: "............" I, do I have to cooperate with her to scream two mulberries

No, I'm embarrassed now, I'm just a narrator who makes heads, it's not my home field, I don't dare to make a demon casually, for fear of stealing the limelight and being said to be hot

The little star from the 18th line was worried about whether to intervene Ah Zheng, who was very entangled at this time, looking in a dilemma

Fleeting ......

Brother Ah Zheng raised his small fist awkwardly and hesitantly and symbolically pushed it up and down twice, opening his mouth hesitantly, but his throat was embarrassed to spit out a sound~

It's like a civilized person can't swear a word in his mouth

He's also a beautiful man with discipline, buzzing Pikachu ♪~( ́ ε'~

I saw that Brother Ah Zheng wanted to steal the limelight with me and attract Dr. Li's attention, so I didn't hesitate to bump into Brother Ah Zheng and was full of hostility towards him

The Azheng traffic police finally stabilized their bodies and stood up, their little faces wrinkled, and they had big doubts in their hearts: Huh?! This, is this her touching porcelain or am I unlucky? Judging from the murderer's motive for committing the crime, it is obviously not ......

The Ah Zheng traffic police who were knocked away looked confused, and there was a little grievance: this is a veritable, negative teaching material for the standard of actual combat attack on the police!! Fuck

I was very coquettish and arrogant, and glanced at him arrogantly: "You get out of the way~ Grandpa is mine, you are not allowed to rob grandpa with me, otherwise I will kidnap you, and after stripping you naked, I will carefully package and airdrop it to the Basho Cave Residence, No. 88 Tongtian Road, Xitian Zoo, dedicated to the Bull Demon King as a male pet!" The kind that is spoiled to death~"O"~"

Linen fell, today I am chasing stars sensibly again, so open, so open, the world has become more peaceful and beautiful because of me~

Ah Zheng traffic police pouted aggrievedly, lowered his head, kept twisting his fingers with both hands, raised his head super super aggrieved, his eyes were red, and said pitifully: "We, we are in one camp"

I can't get used to seeing a boy selling miserably in front of me with red eyes and a look of pity for me, it's just a provocation that people won't sell badly

A nameless fire sprung up in my heart, and I took a steady step, swallowing the mountains and rivers and transporting a fluent breath

Without hesitation, he gave him a small belly, and an unhappy little fist insulted him, and he was immediately forced to contract, bending over to cover his stomach, and slowly recalled what he ate at noon

"Whew~~~~" Brother Azheng screamed in pain

I let out a wild evil laugh, and suddenly realized that my heart said: Oh~~ I eat dog food, it's miserable!

The wounded brother Ah Zheng's facial features were twisted, his face was pale and his hands trembled in pain, he gritted his teeth, covered his stomach, couldn't pronounce complete words, and whimpered intermittently in pain

This punch came, it really hurt him and he wanted to go on strike and take a vacation on the spot, he was just a diligent extra, what did he do ruthlessly? ! There is no royal law anymore!! !

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"Card!! Give me the curtain up! ”

"Who? Who? Who shouted the card! Have the ability to stand up and go head-to-head! The female director stood up and looked around

The injured brother Ah Zheng raised his hand tremblingly, and asked the director behind the scenes weakly: "Director, is my lunch box hot?" I think I should go down, or I'll run out of time."

The female director patted him on the shoulder expressionlessly: Steady, we can live a long life! I'll add a bell

Brother Ah Zheng flipped the table and roared: "You are a big-headed ghost who lives a long life?!! I'm completely patron of this pedal head supplier Ang!

(ノꐦ ๑ ́Д'๑)ノ彡rely on!

The calm female director looked innocent, pursed her lips and didn't know what to say, and finally the weak one said a sentence: "............ What are you talking about, bear child~ Don't you look at the role you play in the script, the protagonist, the protagonist, has a halo~ Can you compare with others as a supporting actor, don't you kill yourself?"

Brother Ah Zheng was furious: Ten lines, you let me read the script of the mud horse! Wasting my eyesight, I'm just a wooden man standing on a stump in the background!

Huh? Why does this sentence sound so sad~

At this moment, Brother Ah Zheng's only remaining reason also collapsed instantly: "Fuck your mother's protagonist halo, then our group performance deserves to be shrouded in death~~ Sometimes there is not a single shot, and some are cut out later!" Cut half an arm and half a leg, and roar live with a split corpse! ”

Hmph~ I'm so angry, I'm going to organize an uprising!

The female director made a final compromise and gave in: "Then it's good for me to ban you in the industry, anyway, people like you who don't know how to be blessed in the blessings will grab a lot of money in the talent market"

The female director didn't care, and Yazi coerced her shoulders

Is this to deport me?? Brother Ah Zheng thought so

The three members of the Azheng traffic police wiped out a truckload of Snickers

Female Director: Dog thief, put down my toy big truck!! Spare your dog's life

Brother Ah Zheng gestured his arm in front of the female director, bulging hard muscles, and squeezing his fists to hammer his heart: "I think I'm full of firepower again, please start letting the protagonist use me as a villain and bully me unscrupulously, and let the horse come over and crush me!" ”

Brother Ah Zheng looked like he was going home, as if he didn't go to hell who would go to hell

Brother Ah Zheng said angrily: If I hadn't been in a hurry to repay the 80 billion foreign debt and the 32-year loan, I would have thrown my sword and ran away now, and I didn't receive the lunch box, rolled up the cover and stepped directly over the wall, and walked over the wall, just to show you the arrogance and nobility

I quit my part-time job as a contractor tonight, I'm proud of myself! Why do you want to work for others? It's really self-defeating

It's time to get ready to go back to the Bear Forest and drive the excavator

Female director Ezhu: "Eh............ Come on(ง •̀_•́)ง"】

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