The more Jiang Wuwu spoke, the more choked he became, and finally pulled my wide sleeve to wipe the crocodile tears from the corners of his eyes, and I used my strength to pull the sleeve back from his hand

"I haven't enjoyed her beautiful chicken life, to be a good mother, you just let the chicken sister scribble for nothing, eat it, and let her bones be gone, and let me, the owner, drink the rest of the chicken soup, chicken sister, you die so resentful, the little chicken sister is so cute, why do you want to eat the little chicken girl...... I've been talking for so long, I'm a little thirsty, bring me a bowl of chicken soup to quench my thirst......" said this, and took out a bowl from his bosom and handed it to me

I was stunned, stunned, a little speechless, and everyone was even more silent, with a black line above my head: "............"

In order to relieve the awkward atmosphere, the lard cake said to the crowd: "It's closed!" Let's check out, everyone! ”

Everyone's hearts warmed, and when they went out, they all sneered at the lard cake and patted him on the shoulder

I walked to the bar in a trance, and Jiang Wuwu didn't forget to explain: "It's too hot and I don't drink it~"

Why are there so many things?! I really want to go up and slap him with two big mouths

I frowned impatiently, picked up the pot, rushed to him, and shouted, "Do you like to drink!" Don't drink ...... If you don't drink it, you won't drink it, how can you pull it down? Then he put the pot heavily in front of him, and quickly slipped behind the lard cake and squatted

Damn, everyone will have a little temper!

Jiang Wuwu picked up the pot

Tons and tons -

After drinking, he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and by the way, he also had a loud burp

"Sister Su......" The lard cake looked a little speechless and stopped

I replied, "Something's coming!" ”

The lard cake said again and again: "Sister...... I remember Brother Jiang...... You can't drink, right? If you drink it, it will be 'blackened', right? ”

I turned my head slightly, looked up at him, and nodded: "Yes! What do you have to ask ......?"

As if I suddenly realized something, a fierce man jumped up from the ground, grabbed the neck of the lard cake with both hands, and said arrogantly and directly: "You guys added wine to the soup?!" ”

The white eyes of the lard cake were pinched and slowly rolled upward, stabilizing the trembling voice: "Sister...... It's cooking wine! Cooking wine ......"

I loosened the strength of my hand and let go of the lard cake, pushed the lard cake away again, stared vigilantly at Jiang Wuwu who lowered his head, and kept comforting myself in my heart, self-hypnotizing: "It should be fine, it should be okay with a little cooking wine......

Hearing this, the lard cake lowered his head and swallowed his saliva with difficulty, but he didn't dare to say that it was actually more than a little, and the ginger sauce slurry shook half a bottle......

It's okay, it's okay, rounding up is a little bit, well, yes, that's right! It's purple

Ten minutes later

I sat on Jiang Wuwu's side and held my forehead to think about life, and the wrist of my other hand was caught by Jiang Wuwu, and I grabbed it tightly

The table in front of him was full of a pile of rouge gouache, and Jiang Wuwu, who was already delirious, looked at the small bronze mirror, put lipstick and blush on his own face, and pouted from time to time and threw a wink

"Sunglasses Sunglasses, who is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

The small bronze mirror is calm and unhurried on the surface, but the heart is very complicated, and there is a cold sweat hanging behind the bronze mirror

What sunglasses? My name is Little Bronze Mirror!!

The small bronze mirror is in a dilemma, and he wants to stop talking, thinking about how to avoid the fate of being fallen?

"Uh...... This one...... I don't know about your father......"

For the first time, a big man with yellow flowers asked him who was the most beautiful woman in the world, and he didn't know how to make a draft if he wanted to lie, so he really didn't know this question

On the side, I was in a mood of wanting to die at the moment

At the same time, I feel a headache: what a problem! Tomorrow, if he remembers this incident, wouldn't he kill people and protect his image! This damn man always gives me a headache

The lard cake wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh on the side, and it was very hard to purse my lips

"Sister, do you think this new nail art looks good?" Jiang Huahua leaned over slightly, and raised her hand in front of me elegantly

This contrived look is a fight with that who, the salt grains

I looked at his face with heavy makeup, and my meow mentality collapsed

I was angry, and the only reason I had left told me that I must hold back this fist that was about to move and was smaller than a casserole

I grimaced and howled at him, pointing to the door with a trembling voice

"Get out of here! Get lost! You painted and painted a nail, and you asked it thirty-second times in ten minutes, and you still asked, and you asked and asked when you said it looked good, and you asked and asked,! Ask NMB! ”

Jiang Huahua was not angry, she sighed sadly on her face, and said delicately: "Oops! I thought my sister would like it......"

Yohe~ You actually blame yourself? But what a 'green tea' behavior!

Jiang Huahua paused, and seemed to have made up her mind: "Since my sister doesn't like ......"

Jiang Huahua looked at the nail art blankly, and the next moment she kowtowed to the nail art and gnawed wildly

I looked at the straight cramps at the corners of his mouth, a black line, and looked at the 'relishing' Yazi he gnawed, and I actually wanted to ask him, 'Is it delicious?' What does it smell like? Is it spicy? ’

I haven't had it in my eight lifetimes, and the idea of letting Jiang Huahua beat me at this time is stronger than now

I pleaded strongly, "Big brother, please cut me with a knife!" Come, pick up a knife and cut me like a man!! ”

I shoved the knife into his hand and put it around my neck

Jiang Huahua frowned, threw away the knife indecisively, and touched a handful of her hair: "em~ Sister don't be like this, people are so afraid~"

I was dumbfounded

kicked over the table and roared hoarsely: "The person you should be afraid of like this should be me!" ”

No, I'm going to vomit (▼ dish ▼#)

Anyway, I couldn't bear this violent temper, and it took a lot of effort to pull my hand out of his hand and jump away at once

I couldn't take it anymore and roared almost hysterically: "Pig! Oil! Cake! Throw him out of here, throw him out!" Throw it in the trash! Otherwise, I will hang myself, jump into the river, jump into the well, cut my wrists, bury me alive, suffocate to death, burn to death, scald to death, kill you with a mouthful of water!! ”

Hearing this, he really couldn't bear to look at his sister Su who was about to run away, so he stepped forward with a big sack and put a set of them in the sack against Jiang Huahua, who was bowing her head and gnawing on her nails

Packed, carried on the shoulder, not carried, laboriously dragged away

Throw it at the door of the stinky tofu shop and throw it down

Clap your hands, call it a day, go home, and get beaten

As soon as Luo Yang poured out the footwashing water, he saw his boss lying sideways at the door, holding his head with his hands on his head, looking at them with confused eyes

Jiang Huahua raised her hand and stretched out her ten fingers to hook: "Luo Yang is simple, why don't you come over and play~Ahahaha~"

Luo Yang and the simple shocked jaws at his feet were about to fall to the ground, and his eyes were wide, this scene was simply true

Unforgettable at a glance, soul-struck, blockbuster

Play? Huh~ They can't afford to play!

The wind is so strong this night, so cool, and the people are so coquettish! Their boss broke his waist

But they still pretended to be calm on the surface, pretending not to see anything, and turned around mechanically

"Hallucination, yes, it must be an illusion"

Then quickly burrow into the store like the wind, close the door, lock it, and do it all in one go

Jiang Wuwu lay on the cold ground for a long time, and suddenly thought of something, his face changed, and he stabbed up

Running madly to the outskirts of the city, dreaming "set off bombs...... Put...... Bombs, bombs, ...... The earthquake sounded, and the frightened surnamed Su didn't want to sleep, "Even if you fall, you can quickly get up and continue to run."

……

Thundered! Bang -

The ghost king hanging upside down outside the window with a knife on top of his head suddenly opened his eyes with green light, and his eyes were confused

Looking at Su Yunrui in the room, a carp stiffened, rolled off the bed at once, and fell to the cool floor

The sound of a bang was very abrupt in the room, and people had to be vigilant at the first time

Su Yunrui struggled on the ground in a daze, kicking his hands and feet, and shouted in an anxious tone: "The sky is going to step down, the sky is going to step down!" The ghost king is going to collect his clothes, go quickly! Otherwise, the clothes will be stolen by the old thieves in the deep mountains and old forests! ”

After saying that, he fell down quietly

"......" the ghost king child, he said that there are many question marks

His fingers stiffly buckled the skull, his fingertips touched the hard blade of the knife, and his hand paused, pulling it off and seeing it clearly through the bright moonlight

The second after pulling it out, the blood gurgled outwards and erupted, and the ghost king didn't care at all, just frowned and looked at the knife in his hand, even more puzzled

I suddenly woke up, sat up, and was stunned for a moment: Who am I? I'm Tutu Naughty, where am I? I'm in the Bian City Monster Street No. 38 Shop Fuji Sweet Milk Tea Dessert Shop, what am I doing, I'm ...... Am I fighting monsters? Hiss~ I'm ...... I don't know what I'm doing. Emmm~ Forget it, lie down and continue to sleep

A little cold, he reached out and ripped the quilt off the bed to cover it, and continued to sleep~

Outside the window, the bright moonlight shone in, and everything was calm again, except for the insects and frogs in the fields that played the silence of the night, and the wild echoed in the fields and hills

Some of the stars in the sky are bright and dazzling, some are dim, and some are even invisible to people, but they all merge into a vast starry sky, so why don't you buy an astronomical magnifying glass?! Illuminate your beauty, ahhhh

Fireflies shine lanterns, and from time to time they stay on a dark green leaf

The moonlight was soft, and there was a faint splash of frogs jumping into the puddles in the potholes

An old black crow fluttered its wings and flew to the window lattice to stand still, and its black eyes surveyed the room

But after a while, he flapped his wings and flew away, flying towards the dark blue and empty night sky

Fly to the edge of the sky in the eyes of the crow, the red blood and red moon hanging high in the distance

After the crow flew away, there was an abrupt rustling sound outside the window, followed by the sound of feet stepping on the window lattice......

The ghost king who was originally hanging upside down outside the window is nowhere to be found

Barefoot landed, and the dragon-patterned black robe then hung down

The man who came in slowed his breath and stood silently by the window, standing motionless, with a long jade body, as if sitting in the endless moonlight behind him

The light sprinkled on half of the face, the outline looked particularly cold, and the red pupils greedily looked at Su Yunrui on the ground who was sleeping like a dead pig but did not snore

A strange smile slowly appeared, revealing a sharp bright tooth

The moonlight shone on the man's back, and Su Yunrui, who was sleeping on the ground, was shrouded in his tall black shadow

Long

The man by the window moved, only to hear him curse in a low voice

"fake yo hemp seed leek dumplings! Damn it! The leg is numb," the man bent over and clenched his little fist, pounding his leg frantically

"Ah......h

The person on the ground suddenly turned over, a small movement, and the person who lowered his head and beat his legs was stunned, held his breath, and subconsciously stopped the movements in his hands......

Standing up straight with a black line, he looked at the person who turned over on the ground, smashed his mouth and continued to sleep like a dead pig

……

[Author Yun: This chapter seems to be suspected of smearing the image of the male protagonist, apologize to Jiang Wuwu! ] But even Jio's Jianghua is also very kawaii ⊙ω⊙]