Jiang Wuwu smiled, and raised a frying pan with both hands, "What do you say!" ”

Wait, wait, his frying pan is so familiar~

Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly got up and took two steps on my hind legs, which was the pace of the devil

Strike a dry rack pose

The atmosphere also became murderous in an instant, as if the cold wind of winter was whistling on Youkai Street, blowing the flags and leaves of the surrounding wine shops, rolling up the gravel on the ground, flying clothes, and hunting

"Throw in the towel! You are not my opponent" Jiang Wuwu narrowed his narrow phoenix eyes, with a hint of fierceness

"Don't beep, look at the move!"

"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors......"

"Hey, hey! You lost, Su Yunrui"

I looked at my hands clenched into fists and cursed: Damn! Taishang Laojun, Sanqing help me, the sky does not allow me, the sky is jealous of the talent, I want to become an immortal, the mana is boundless#¥&#*%&......

Jiang Wuwu raised the pan and raised his voice, "Face the wind!" ”

I saw that the pan was about to be smashed at me, and I twisted my waist and flashed to the side

Jiang Wuwu stabilized his body and turned around, "Are you fooling?" ”

I laughed dryly, "Hehe... How so? Well? You see, your pancake fruit is about to be baked! I pointed to the pancakes on the road

Jiang Wuwu was unmoved, picked up the frying pan and smashed it again, and he knocked over my milk tea in a dodge

It was as if time had stood still all at once

Simply and vigorously took small steps, took out a 100-meter sprint speed and rushed to the milk tea cup that fell to the ground, and Harazi had already flowed out involuntarily

So it lifted the milk tea cup hard, but its strength was small, and the milk tea cup did not move for a long time, so it had to bend down and lick it into the milk tea cup

“……”

My inner drama at this time:

――In one sentence, the humble hairline――

I kind of understand, it's simple and simple, you picked it up, so Jiang Wuwu must have abused you, if so, don't look back

2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A Okay, I get the idea

Hey, Lord Yama? I want to complain, there is a thing that has been reincarnated in the wrong place, abusing small pets, do you say you are still a person Jiang Wuwu......

――In one sentence, the humble hairline――

Jiang Wuwu looked at the milk tea sprinkled on the ground and reacted, and said lightly, "It's not delicious anyway, this can be regarded as an explanation for it."

I was so angry that I wanted to go up and tear his mouth hard, close my eyes and quickly recite three times in my heart that the fairy is not angry with the donkey, and then open my eyes

He took the initiative to snatch his frying pan, glared at him, knocked himself three times, and then threw the pot back into his arms, staggered away, and walked into the Fuji Sweet Shop dejectedly

Jiang Wuwu silently looked at Su Yunrui's departing back

I walked in to the door of the store, stepped back again, looked at him with a calm face, and said coldly, "Do you want to apologize to me?" ”

Jiang Wuwu stood in place, standing alone, not saying anything, looking at me quietly

I saw the corners of his mouth slowly pull out an awkward smile, with a hint of mockery?!

Is he laughing at me? Yes! Jiang Wuwu, you have a kind!

When I saw his reaction, I snorted coldly and walked into the store

Jiang Wuwu stopped in place, his lips squirmed, the words in his mouth still didn't have time to speak, and his smile also fell little by little after Su Yunrui left

Finally, with a light sigh, he picked up the milk tea cup on the ground, pulled his simple legs, pulled it out of the milk tea cup, and muttered, "Didn't you say that a smile can dissolve all hatred?" ”

I couldn't drink the milk tea on the ground simply, I turned my face away and pouted unhappily, and hugged my arms: You are obviously pulling hatred! And your mouth grows out to see things, right?

A shrill laugh reached Jiang Wuwu's ears

Jiang Wuwu frowned, and glanced at Luo Yang, who was covering his mouth and snickering at the door of the store, "What are you laughing at?" ”

The words were like a magic spell 'The teacher is here', which immediately sealed Luo Yang's smile

His eyes looked at Jiang Wuwu 'affectionately' without blinking

"Nothing" is mainly because you are a single dog, and I look down on you

Jiang Wuwu looked at Luo Yang's expression for a long time and couldn't find a problem, and walked into the store before saying, "After the Flower Dynasty Festival, I came back and worked overtime for a month, and I cleaned the cellar well if I had nothing to do."

Luo Yang lost his smile in an instant, and complained in a somewhat aggrieved whisper about "evil capitalists"

Jiang Wuwu said in a flat voice: "It's useless to complain!" ”

"Would it be useful to hug you?" Luo Yang asked in a trembling voice

"Lao Tzu destroyed you!" After that, Jiang Wuwu picked up the frying pan and smashed it at his head

Luo Yang was replanted on the ground, rolled his eyes, and became unconscious

Jiang Wuwu looked at the people on the ground, his forehead was beating wildly, he put his thumb to his ear and his little finger to his mouth, "Hey!" Do you love the hospital? …… Feed? Feed? …… Fuck, there's no one to answer the phone, I'm going to complain to their hospital! It's so irresponsible! ”

Simple complexion: ...... I'll definitely watch you take your medicine next time

When I walked into the Fuji Sweet Shop, there were not many people left, and the girls all went home and waited for dinner, and then changed into beautiful clothes and prepared to go to the night market, buying dried flowers and hairpins......

The man goes to the street to find a good place to set up a stall and waits for his relatives to come in the evening to push the goods, and his relatives may be busy stepping on ladders to hang colorful lanterns or coaxing children to eat recklessly

If I were with my family now, I would have been able to eat a lot of good food......

"Ahh Ah Xiba, Ah Xiba" I stood at the entrance, remembering Jiang Wuwu's indifferent reaction just now, and angrily ravaged my hair and rushed into the store and kept pacing

Finally, he stood by the window and opened his throat and shouted, "Thunder! This heavenly cultivation is the sky falling into the purple gold hammer, purple electricity, and the Xuanzhen flame ......"

I didn't think it was enough, so I banged my head against the wall

Jiang Sauce Paste looked at his Sister Su's back and went crazy, hiding under the bar in fear, only showing a pair of eyes, and picked up the lid of the pot and put it on his head

I didn't forget to cover the lard cake with a napkin on their heads, and said in my heart: Here it is again

The group watched them silently, and Sister Su sat on the chair and crossed Erlang's legs, tearing off a few pieces of paper while crying, and biting off seven or eight chopsticks as if she was angry

Lard cake wiping sweat: "Sister Su, is she okay?" ”

Jiang Sauce Paste hurriedly covered his mouth, and put the ten fingers of his other hand on his mouth, "Shh, don't speak, be careful that it will bite you, besides, she gnawed on the bark of the tree last afternoon, what are you worried about?" Speaking of this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly

The fathead fish looked at her sister Su with complicated eyes, and was even more sure in her heart: I will never become such a person...... Sister, don't worry! Even if you're a fool, I'll work hard to sell cuteness and make money to support you in the future

The sky slowly became dark, the moon crept up the willow tops, the street lanterns emitted a dim glow, everything was so warm

I sat down on the bench, sniffed, and pulled out the heavy book of grudges I had remembered for twenty years, and flipped to a blank page

Brush tip ink: Today is a good day, in the afternoon, Jiang Wuwu knocked over my milk tea, saying that it was already unpalatable, and he didn't apologize to me, if he didn't come to apologize to me tomorrow, I decided to ignore him for a day......

Writing and writing, the brush will not be able to write, I dipped a little ink, and continued: Today, the brush is writing and writing without ink, it must look down on me, I decided to finish writing this sentence and let it be lost......

I covered the black-covered notebook, breathed a long sigh of relief, looked out the window at the sky, and decided to take the fathead out to the night market

The fat-headed fish quietly twisted her eyebrows, watching her sister Su walk towards him, her little eyes were full of fear, but looking at the hand stretched out in front of him, she still reached out and held it without hesitation

I said lightly, "Let's go!" I looked up and couldn't help but glance at them

"Ahh What kind of dress are you guys doing? Forget it, let's stay and take a good look at the store, lard cake and ginger sauce slurry and wait for time to go to the street stalls in the hopscotch city to buy colorful lanterns and some flower seeds or something, don't go to Tianhe Street, you are busy preparing for tomorrow's flower festival celebration, the things you want to buy are similar to last year's outfit anyway, if you have new things, you can also buy them back"

The three nodded

"We're leaving!"

"Go ahead, Pikachu~"

Yokai Street is brightly lit, the night is hazy, the wind blows leisurely, people come and go laughing, noisy, shouting one after another, and the stalls along the street are surrounded by people

I walked into the crowd, and the crowd swallowed me up

"Sister, why don't you bring three bottles of brother out with you?"

I stuffed a piece of fried yogurt into his mouth "Because he was short, I brought him out with a sense of déjà vu of a young child"

The fathead nodded as if he didn't understand

Fuji Sweet Milk Tea Shop

Jiang Wuwu walked into the store and looked around the store

Stuffy three bottles lowered their heads, "Welcome!" What do you want to drink? Stuffy three bottles hurriedly glanced at the visitor

Oh, it's Jiang Wuwu!

…… Jiang Wuwu?! Hahahahi hiccup~ This situation is a bit embarrassing

Stuffy three bottles, trying to squeeze out a smile: "What did Boss Jiang drink in our store?" ”

Jiang Wuwu was silent and didn't say a word, looking deeply at the area where Su Yunrui usually activities, her apron was hanging on the shelf at the entrance, and she thought that she should go out!

At this time, 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart rushed over his little heart, and his blood began to cool down: I saw that he was here to seek revenge from Sister Su?

But he still quietly waited for Jiang Wuwu to give orders

Long

Jiang Wuwu glanced at him calmly, and asked in an inquiring tone, "Ahem!" What about your boss? ”

The stuffy three bottles secretly said in their hearts that the big thing was not good: it turned out that he really came to find Sister Su, this turtle grandson must have come to bully Sister Su again, no, no, I want to protect Sister Su

At this time, the sense of justice of the three bottles exploded, and he pretended to reply in a casual tone, "Oh~ She can't think of jumping Jiaojiao River"

"What did you say?!" Jiang Wuwu's heart tightened, and the brown paper bag in his hand fell to the ground, but he reacted quickly and quickly picked it up, hid behind him, and looked at the stuffy three bottles with an overwhelming chill all over his body

However, Jiang Wuwu immediately calmed down, stabilized his voice, and said lightly, "It's best to die" with a light face, pinching the palm of the kraft paper bag with a little sweat

The stuffy three bottles hated Jiang Wuwu even more in their hearts: You really wish Sister Su died

Jiang Wuwu carefully looked at the expression of the three bottles, and asked the three bottles again suspiciously, "What you said is true?" ”

The stuffy three bottles were not angry, and said, "Sister Su also said that she would go to the river tomorrow to catch her"

"That's great, I'm going to buy her a coffin! Don't thank me! After speaking, Jiang Wuwu ran out of the store in a panic

The three bottles looked at his distant back, was he really that happy?