Chapter 1: Mr. Yin and Yang
My family lives in a small mountain village called Gushan Village.
The reason why it is called this name is because our village is all built against the backdrop of the mountains, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. Of course, except for the poor, everything else is perfect.
I first came into contact with Mr. Yin Yang when I was six years old.
It was when I was young, and I only vaguely remember that there had been a drought in those years, which made the people's livelihood miserable.
Then one day, my grandfather's brother, whom I called Uncle Li, suddenly came to my house to look for my grandfather.
Uncle Li was joined by his grandson, who was as old as me.
At that time, I only vaguely remembered what Uncle Li and my grandfather said when they talked, joining forces, drought and the like.
The conversation lasted for more than an hour, and my grandfather directly asked me to play with Grandpa Li's grandson in the courtyard and told me not to eavesdrop on their conversation.
Just after Uncle Li and my grandfather finished talking, my grandfather directly took me and Uncle Li's grandson to a neighbor's house, and the two of them hurriedly went out.
They had been gone for three days, and when I saw my grandfather again, he was covered in blood and wounded.
And Grandpa Li, who left with my grandfather, did not come back with him.
When I asked my grandfather how he got the injuries on his body, he directly prevaricated, saying that he and Grandpa Li accidentally fell from the mountain, and Grandpa Li died on the spot, but he was lucky to hang on a tree branch, so he survived.
I was young at the time and didn't think much of it. Grandpa Li's grandson moved to my house to live with us.
But after this incident, Grandpa's health became worse and worse, so that in the end, he was directly bedridden.
During this time, many strange people came to see him, including Taoist priests in Taoist robes and monks in robes.
Without exception, these people bowed deeply in front of my grandfather's bed and left.
A few days after these people left, my grandfather also left me and Grandpa Li's grandson to drive west.
When my grandfather was dying, he handed me an ancient book called "The Secret Art of Yin and Yang".
And let me be sure to take good care of it, and don't look at him as a last resort.
Speaking of this "Yin and Yang Secret Technique", it has to talk about our Yan family.
Our Yan family has been Mr. Yin and Yang who eat underworld rice for generations.
And this "Yin and Yang Secret Technique" is the large and small spells between heaven and earth recorded by the ancestors of our Yan family.
The orthodox spells of the upper path and the evil spells of the outer door are all recorded, which can be said to be all-encompassing.
And our Mr. Yin and Yang is like this, eating hundreds of meals and reading thousands of books. Unlike those orthodox sects, they have their own heritage.
And Mr. Yin and Yang is no matter what spell he uses, as long as he can kill demons. We'll all use it.
One second it was orthodox Taoism, and the next second it might be Buddhism.
Because of this, those orthodox Taoist sects regard us Mr. Yin and Yang as an outlier.
And in the eyes of those who are famous and upright, the people in our yin and yang circle are divided into upper, middle and lower levels.
The superior people are their famous and decent people, such as Maoshan Mountain, Longhu Mountain, Shenxiao Sect and so on.
This medium is out of the horse immortal, feng shui master, mountain moving school and so on.
And this inferior class is naturally our Mr. Yin and Yang.
Although we, Mr. Yin and Yang, were very puzzled by this matter, we still didn't care what those famous and decent people said, we can just be ourselves.
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Okay, let's stop talking, let's get down to business!
I also blamed myself for being young at the time, and out of curiosity, I still didn't listen to my grandfather's words and opened the book "Yin and Yang Secret Arts" and read the contents inside.
It is only now that I understand why my grandfather told me not to open this book "The Secret Art of Yin and Yang" as a last resort.
Because once you open this "Yin and Yang Secret Technique", you will become Mr. Yin and Yang.
And those who eat the food of the underworld will have a fatal drawback, that is, five disadvantages and three shortcomings.
And the so-called five evils are nothing more than "widowhood (guān), widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." ”。 And the three deficiencies are, to put it bluntly, "power, life, and money." ”
The old man is widowed without a wife, the old man is widowed without a husband, the old man is alone without a son, and the young man is lonely without a father. As for disability, as the name suggests, it is a disability.
And these three deficiencies are: blessing, lu, and longevity. That is: power, life, money.
This money means that you won't have too much money in your life, and if you have more money, something will definitely happen, and you need to spend money to avoid disasters. You will be poor all your life.
And this life is a relatively short lifespan, which belongs to short-lived people.
Let's talk about this power again, this power means that there will be no power in a lifetime, and a lifetime of mediocrity and mediocrity.
As for me, this is the one who has committed these five evils and three shortcomings, fate.
So much so that now I have to use the Five Ghost Seal to continue my life.
I remember the first time I really had a fight with a ghost was when I was just turning 20 and I was just going to college with Li Hongguang.
By the way, let me introduce Li Hongguang here, this Li Hongguang is the grandson of Grandpa Li, who has been dependent on me for more than ten years.
Don't look at other people's tall and fierce appearances, in fact, others are still very good, at least very good with me. Of course, except for the fact that sometimes the brain is not very bright, everything is perfect.
After my grandfather died, Li Hongguang and I grew up eating 100 family meals, and when we were adults and should go to school, the people in the village pooled the money and sent the two of us to a school that was a bit famous in the city.
At that time, Li Hongguang and I went to the university to report, and this first encounter with the supernatural event happened in this university.
Li Hongguang and I stood at the station in Linghai City, looking at the prosperous city in front of us in a daze.
"Hey, I said Lao Yan, is this Linghai City? It's big, hey, look at that woman. It's better than the small flowers in our village. ”
After hearing Li Hongguang's words, I followed his gaze and looked over.
I saw a female white-collar worker in work clothes passing in front of the two of us with a twist.
When the female white-collar worker saw the eyes of the two of us, she directly raised her head arrogantly and snorted.
"Hmph, you two poor boys from the mountain village, what do you see, you haven't seen a beautiful woman, and if you look at the old lady again, you will gouge out your eyeballs."
After hearing the words of the female white-collar worker, Li Hongguang and I both involuntarily shrunk our necks, but we didn't expect that woman's temper to be so violent.
Looking at the female white-collar worker who snorted coldly again and left with a twist, Li Hongguang lowered his voice and said in my ear.
"Lao Yan, that woman is so fierce, let's just look at her, he is like this, he is still the little flower of our village."
After hearing Li Hongguang's words, I gave him a blank look and said.
"Your mind is full of your little flowers, we are in a big city now, and the girls in this big city are much better than your little flowers."
After hearing my words, Li Hongguang underestimated quietly.
"Hmph, I don't care. My little flower is the best. ”
"Okay, good, your little flower is the best, you can live with your little flower for the rest of your life, I'm looking for a man who is looking for three daughters-in-law in a big city."
After that, I took Li Hongguang directly and followed the address given by the school to find it.
When we arrived at Linghai University, we looked at the huge school gate in front of us, and our jaws almost didn't fall off in shock.
"I'll go, Lao Yan, this school is bigger than our village, are you sure you're not mistaken, we really go to school here?"
Hearing Li Hongguang's words, I was also slightly stunned, repeatedly confirmed that the address on the admission notice was here, and nodded and responded when I didn't find a mistake.
"Well, that's right, this is it."
While I was talking to Li Hongguang, a man with eyes and a suit walked up to the two of us.
He looked at the two of us with a big bag and a small bag, and said with a slight frown and a displeased face.
"Who are you? What do you want to do when you stand at the gate of our Linghai University for so long? ”
Hearing the bespectacled man speak, I looked at him suspiciously and asked.
"You are?"
Hearing my question, the man with glasses stretched out his hand and pushed his glasses in response with a haughty face.
"I'm a teacher at Linghai University."
When I heard the man say that he was a teacher at this university, I handed him the two admission letters in my hand and said.
"Hello teacher, we are new students this year, and we are here to report."
The bespectacled male teacher looked at the admission letter in our hands, and then at the big bags and small bags on our bodies, and said with a look of disgust.
"Go straight ahead and turn left to see the new student registration office."
Hearing the male teacher's words, I thanked Li Hongguang and walked in the direction of the new student registration office.
Before we could take a few steps, we heard the male teacher whispering behind us.
"Che, two poor boys from the countryside still want to study at our Linghai University? Really, a grass chicken is a grass chicken, and you really think you can fly on the branches and become a phoenix? ”
Hearing the male teacher's mocking words, Li Hongguang wanted to turn around and find the male teacher on the spot.
But before he could move, I grabbed him.
"Hongguang, we just arrived here and are unfamiliar with life, so we can bear with it."
Hearing my words, Li Hongguang glared deeply at the arrogant male teacher, and followed me to the freshman registration office with a cold snort.
Standing in front of the door of the freshman registration office, I was about to reach out and knock on the door when I suddenly heard a popping sound coming from the room.
Hearing this sound, my knock on the door was a pause, and it stopped directly in mid-air.
Seeing my hand knocking on the door paused, Li Hongguang was stunned.
"Old Yan, why are you stunned, knock on the door."
After that, Li Hongguang directly stretched out his hand and knocked three times on the door with the registration office for new students.
The moment Li Hongguang knocked on the door, the crackling sound in the house stopped abruptly.
In about five or six minutes, a disheveled woman with red ears and red ears walked out of the freshman registration office with her head down, not daring to raise her head to look at me and Li Hongguang.
After seeing this scene, Li Hongguang and I were stunned, and before we could come back to our senses, an angry voice came from inside the house.
"Who just knocked on the door? In. ”
Hearing that the people in the house were calling us, Li Hongguang and I hurriedly pushed the door and entered.
Looking at the middle-aged man sitting on the chair in the office with a slight baldness, I put the two admission letters in my hand on the desk in front of him and said.
"Director, this is the admission letter for the two of us, you can take a look."
Looking at the admission notice on the table, the bald middle-aged man didn't even glance at it and said lightly.
"You're late, and it's past time for new students to register. Let's go. ”
Hearing the words of the bald middle-aged man, I was slightly stunned.
"No, director, I read the admission notice that it was reported at 12 o'clock today, and I came two hours early, so it is impossible to be late."
"I have the final say, you have the final say. I said it's late, that's late, get out of here, or I'll call the security guard. ”
Seeing the ugly face of the bald middle-aged man, Li Hongguang was directly angry, pointed to the nose of the bald middle-aged man and shouted loudly.
"What do you mean, we're not late."
Looking at the furious Li Hongguang, the bald middle-aged man directly slapped the table and shouted angrily.
"Presumptuous, didn't you hear me when I told you to go? Two poor boys from mountain villages still want to go to college, hurry up. ”
Hearing the words of the bald middle-aged man, Li Hongguang rolled up his arms and sleeves on the spot and wanted to do it, but I stopped him.
I shook my head slightly at Li Hongguang, and then sneered at the bald middle-aged man and said slowly.
"Director Wang, huh? If I'm not mistaken, have you been feeling cold lately, and you can always see a woman covered in blood and with a flowering head? Let me see. The woman was a student, and she was wearing a white dress. What I said, right or not!! ”
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The reason why I say this is because of the five disadvantages and three deficiencies, I have been surrounded by yin qi since I was a child, and my physique is weak.
But this also made me more sensitive to yin qi since I was a child, and because of the perennial yin qi surrounding, my eyes have reached the point where I can see ghosts without opening yin eyes.
And just when I entered the registration office for this new student, I felt a wave of yin qi rushing towards my face, and looking in the direction where the yin qi came from, I saw the girl I just said, as for why I said she was a student, hehe, I guess.
Okay, let's get down to business.
When Director Bald Wang heard what I said, his face changed and he stammered.
"You...... What are you talking about, I ...... I don't understand. Get out of my place quickly, and ...... Otherwise, I'll have to call the security guards. ”
After seeing Director Wang's reaction, I smiled and said slowly.
"Okay, since the director has said so, then we won't bother. Oh, by the way, I would like to remind you, Director, that you won't survive tonight, because that terrible ghost will ask for your life today, so enjoy the last moments of your life. ”
After that, I took Li Hongguang as a gesture and wanted to go to the freshman registration office.
And when Director Bald Wang heard my words, his face changed and he said loudly.
"Wait, what did you mean by that?"
Hearing Director Bald Wang stop me, I turned around and smiled at him.
"It's literal, you're going to die soon."
Looking at my bland words, Director Bald Wang said gloomily.
"You tell me clearly, what do you mean I can't live tonight."
Seeing the bald Director Wang, whose face was gloomy and could almost drip water, I sneered.
"Hmph, what Director Wang has done himself, you know it in your own heart. Otherwise, that ghost wouldn't have been following you all the time, and by the way, I'll remind you that the ghost is standing behind you now. ”
Hearing my words, Director Bald Wang only felt a chill in his back, and suddenly turned to look behind him, only to find that there was nothing except the snow-white wall.
Seeing Director Baldness's reaction, I smiled slightly and said indifferently.
"You can't see the ghost with your naked eye right now, but I don't recommend giving you a free hand."
With that, I took out a yellow talisman from my shoulder pocket.
On top of the yellow talisman, there is a complex and difficult spell drawn with a mixture of cinnabar and chicken blood.
This yellow talisman is drawn by me in my spare time, according to the record of "Yin and Yang Secret Arts".
This spell is called the Ghost Eye Technique, also known as Yin Yang Qing. It can help people achieve the effect of opening the dark eyes.
According to the record in the "Yin and Yang Secret Art", I put the charm between my fingertips and began to recite the mantra aloud.
"The sky is clear, the yin is turbid and the yang is clear, and if you want to open the eyes of the law, the yin and yang are clear. Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law. Go. ”
With that, I flicked my wrist directly, and the charm clamped between my fingertips flew directly in the direction of Director Bald Wang.
To be honest, I don't know whether this spell will work or not, because this spell was drawn by me according to the record in the "Yin and Yang Secret Technique" in my previous idle life, according to the gourd painting scoop.
But fortunately, this spell is more powerful, and the moment the spell is taken off, it will automatically ignite directly in mid-air.
It's just that what makes people feel weird is that after this spell is ignited, it emits a dark green flame, which makes people shudder just by looking at it.
And Director Bald Wang saw the spell of dark green flames flying towards him, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to block his face.
But when the spell was not far from Director Bald Wang, it burned out directly, emitting a green light that directly penetrated his arm, entered his eyes and disappeared.
The expected burning sensation did not come, and Director Bald Wang wanted to go crazy on the spot after sending his hand down.
But before he could speak, his eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of a girl in a white dress beside him.
Feeling the strangeness, Director Bald Wang looked directly at him.
Just this glance almost didn't scare him.
I saw that it was a woman who couldn't see her face clearly, and the reason why she couldn't see her face clearly was because her entire head was flat, and her face was also a blur of flesh and blood.
The girl was wearing a white dress with a few drops of blood printed on it. It is as dazzling as a plum blossom in the snow.
Underneath the dress was a long, thin leg.
If you look closely, you can see that there is a streak of blood slowly dripping down the woman's thigh and dripping onto the ground.
Seeing the woman who suddenly appeared out of thin air, Director Wang was so frightened that he sat directly on the ground, with his mouth wide open but unable to make a sound.
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