Chapter 202: Wedding Officiant
Xiao Yu looked at him and smiled, but didn't respond, she may be thinking, should she respond, if she wants to respond, what should she say?
Say she's dead and now a ghost?
Say she's not dead and is back?
But the funeral has already been held, and the person died in front of Zhongwen, so it seems useless to say so.
So she was hesitating, not knowing what to do, and it could be seen from the frowning brow that she was very entangled in her heart.
I see this scene in my eyes, but my heart is very uncomfortable, people have countless regrets, everyone always tells themselves, to grasp the present, and how to grasp it now?
I hesitated, pushed Zhongwen hard, and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about? It's your wife! ”
He was stunned by my words, his eyes widened at the person in front of him, and after a long time, he chuckled: "Wife, you are finally back, I have been waiting for a long time, and our wedding is not yet complete." ”
At that moment, I clearly saw the tears flowing from the corners of Xiao Yu's eyes turn into air like smoke.
"Wife, you wait here, I'll go to the house and take out your wedding dress." Zhongwen supported himself to stand up, and last night's frostbite made it difficult for him to walk now.
"I've kept all your clothes, and I haven't touched any of them, by the way, and your makeup, your favorite jewelry, your shoes, everything you have, I'll keep them for you, because I know that one day, you'll come back."
He stumbled into the house, trying to get her wedding dress.
I stood in the living room and watched the tears on Xiao Yu's face, drop after drop, and finally turned into smoke.
"Can you stop acting in a bitter show! Hurry up and deal with this old woman! My brother was grabbed by the old woman's shoulders and lifted up, slammed into the ceiling, fell off his head dizzily and smashed on the ground, and sat on his feet.
"Feet!! My feet!! Liu Kuai's face turned blue, and he covered his feet and let out a heart-rending shout.
I hurried to help the two of them, and at this moment, the hand on the ceiling stretched longer and longer, trying to come and grab me.
I drew my axe and chopped it, but this time it was a good learner, and as soon as I took out my weapon, it immediately withdrew its hand and began to scurry around the ceiling.
There was chaos in the room, and soon, Zhongwen came out with a big box, looking at Xiao Yu sitting on the sofa with a gentle smile on his face.
"I'll put all your stuff here." He came over with the box in his arms and opened it in front of her.
It contained a wedding dress, and many other things, but before I could see it, the old woman took advantage of my unpreparedness, reached over, and snatched the axe.
"it!" I scolded angrily and started to get a little anxious.
At this time, my brother suddenly said: "Poor! Get out of the way, let me come! ”
I turned my head and saw him swinging a broom in his hand and shooting at the painting on the ceiling.
The painting was like a mouse, and it began to scurry back and forth, and it was impossible to catch it.
My brother and I could only work together to deal with it, Liu Kuaikou sat on the ground and screamed miserably, while Zhongwen and Xiao Yu began to put on suits and wedding dresses, ready to complete their unfinished love.
The house was a mess, and no one could take care of anyone, and Zhongwen never took her hand, because he knew from the beginning that he couldn't pull it.
But he still wanted to finish the wedding.
After the two put on their clothes, they stood there and looked at each other and smirked, with tears in their eyes, and neither of them spoke or spoke.
I was dragged by the old woman and saw this scene, and I was so anxious that I shouted: "You guys hurry down, don't stand there and smirk!" ”
"But... I don't know what to do next! What are the steps of a wedding? Zhong Wen's eyes were a little dazed, and Xiao Yu also shook his head, not knowing what to do.
My brother and I are in an urgent situation, but we don't dare to call out Chen Qing and the smoker to help.
Because once Chen Qing makes a move, the living room of this house is not big, not to mention ghosts at that time, two-thirds of the living people will die.
And the Smoker Gang is more numerous, and after they come out, the house doesn't even want to squeeze down.
At the moment, no one can help Zhongwen continue the following wedding, and my brother and I are already willing and powerless to deal with the old woman, and they stand there looking at each other, and they seem to be a little anxious.
At this extremely critical and difficult moment, a man stood up.
With a heroic and great posture, he picked up the leg of the bench on the ground and put it to his mouth, which served as a microphone.
At the same time, he endured the pain of the fracture in his foot and got up slowly, leaned against the wall with one hand, and looked at the newlyweds in front of him in wedding dresses and suits with hot and firm eyes.
At that moment, he took a deep breath, slowly exhaled, and shouted out the exciting voice: "The wedding ceremony has officially begun!" ”
This person is Liu Kuaikou!
A multi-tasking and versatile person.
Those who have an impression may remember that Chen Qing had not passed away at that time, and I told him that the two of us were going to get married.
Liu Kuaikou had to act as our host.
I was surprised and said you're still going to officiate at weddings?
Then he told me something that was jaw-dropping.
Spies are his main business, and the side jobs he has done are, wedding hosts, playing suona, carrying sedan chairs, singing big operas, one-stop ceremonies, working as a security guard and distributing flyers, being a waiter, selling pirate/version of discs, selling rat poison, etc., etc., Jianghu people call - Wanjiale!
At this moment, he used the broken bench leg as a microphone to start his old business and began to officiate the wedding for the couple.
In order to match the atmosphere, he also turned on his phone and chose a festive background music.
So there was a very strange scene in the room, my brother and I were hanging from the ceiling with a broom, and we were desperate with the old woman, and there was a person and a ghost standing in the living room, all wearing wedding dresses, and with the help of a host who even broke his foot, but was still so dedicated to using the bench leg as a microphone, a vigorous wedding was launched, for their unfinished love and regret.
Many things happen and appear by chance.
It's like you once fell in love with someone, but then separated, and at that time you thought you would never see each other again in your life.
But it is true that one day in the future, a very, very ordinary day and moment, even without warning.
You've met.
Maybe the location is in some snack street and you want to eat, maybe you were busy doing something for your life, maybe you were doing nothing at that time and you were just walking.
But she showed up.
Just like the wedding in this house right now, you don't need to pick the most auspicious day, you just need to feel good.
Weddings shouldn't be about perfection, but about meaning and uniqueness.
This wedding between Zhongwen and Xiao Yu can be said to be absolutely unique.
There was a lot of noise in the room, festive music, accompanied by screams, fights, and cries of excitement about their marriage.
I never thought that I would appear in a wedding like this, without careful preparation and planning, and even now I am trying to survive, I can't tell whether I am happy or sad.
At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the living room, and then someone asked, "Hello, is there anyone at home?" Someone has reported that there are fights and screams in your house, can you open the door for trouble? ”
As soon as I heard this voice, I immediately recognized it, and my heart trembled suddenly, and my head began to sweat: "Not good! It's the uncle of the security guard at the door! ”
"Why is he here?!" Liu Kuaikou also recognized it, with a hideous expression on his face.
"I guess it's because we're moving too much and we're getting noticed." My brother gritted his teeth and said, "Tu is poor, you go and find a way to take people away, I'll resist it first!" ”
"I'm going?" I was stunned for a moment when I heard this, and I wanted to refute it, but my brother said impatiently: "Oops! Don't fight, hurry up, if you wait for the police to really report, things will be more troublesome! ”
I reluctantly pouted and passed, and my brother dragged the old woman in the portrait, but as soon as I left, the old woman followed me as if on purpose, wanting to take advantage of the unpreparedness.
My brother tried his best to stop it with a broom, and the two were at a stalemate for a while.
I came to the door, opened the door slightly, revealed a face, and saw two men in security uniforms standing outside the door.
One is the uncle who came back from Tuo Zhongwen before, and the other is a strange young man.
The two of them stood in front of the door, their faces not very good-looking.
"Yo, uncle, you're here, happy new year, smoke and smoke." I hurriedly pulled my brother's cigarette out of my pocket and handed it over.
When he saw me, he showed his face, the door was not fully opened, and there was harsh music in the house, which looked really strange, so he frowned: "A community user reported that there was a scream in your house, and I came here on purpose... ”
"Huh? Uncle, I can't hear you clearly! ”
"I said, someone in the community reported you...
"Treasure to us? Oh, uncle, you are so polite, and the residents are too enthusiastic about this big New Year, thank you! ”
"It's not a treasure! It's a report! "This uncle's Mandarin is not standard, and he can't speak clearly with dialects, and there is music in the room, which sounds like a mixture of fish and dragons, and he can't speak clearly.
I guess I pinched this stubble and said, "Treasure! I know that there was a saying in the countryside in the past, if a family is not rich, when the Chinese New Year comes, every family in the village will send something to the family to help them! That's very polite, although we are really not rich, thank you, eh, what about something? ”
I said that I reached out and took it, but the uncle stomped his foot angrily, pointed at my nose and roared: "Oops! I said report! It's not a treasure! Can you turn off the music first! Hurry up and shut it down! ”