Chapter 212: Small Talk
"To be honest, there's nothing to be proud of, it seems to me to be a given." Ling Long knew that she couldn't listen, and it didn't matter what she thought of herself, "Are you really happy after you do this?" ”
Weiyang is just looking for excitement, wanting to watch others make a fool of themselves, feeling that everyone is hypocritical, and hoping that they will expose their true nature.
That's why she does these things.
Obviously a very talented child, Ling Long didn't understand why she was bothered with this.
Every time she can collide with someone, that's also her ability, Weiyang is deliberate, borrowing her ability to do this and satisfy herself.
But Ling Long thought, how could he really be satisfied?
There are too many hypocritical people in this world, so what if the truth is exposed?
Didn't she do this with a mask?
"I lost, so naturally I have nothing to say." Weiyang sneered, "I'm all doomed, stared at by death, I hope you can still live well." ”
"Then I'll borrow your good words."
Weiyang drove away, and Ling Long also got into the car.
The Buddha was a little curious, "You're not angry?" ”
"She's right, I'm doomed, someone keeps thinking about me dead, what's there to be angry about." Ling Long started the car and took the time to look at him, "Didn't you want to kill me before?" I don't know why you changed your mind, but I thank you for not bothering me any more. ”
"But the meaning of her words, I'm afraid you won't live long."
"Nothing is inevitable in this world." Ling Long's tone was very calm, "What will happen in the future, who knows?" ”
"If you practice Buddhahood, I'm afraid there will be nothing to do with me. I don't think that guy can compare to you. ”
"You're weird today."
There was no one on the road, and Ling Long glanced at the Buddha.
"Really?"
"yes, I'm a little skeptical that you're stimulated by something."
The Buddha was silent for a while, "I remember that you committed suicide twice. ”
"What? Are you going to kill yourself too? Do you want to hear your impressions? Ling Long raised his eyebrows.
"If you had known that you could get out of this situation now, would you have chosen to commit suicide then?"
"But there are no ifs in this world."
"Hypothetical."
Ling Long thought for a moment, "If I knew what would happen in the future, I wouldn't have committed suicide." ”
"So you regret it, don't you?"
"What I regret is not the suicide itself, but because of my suicide, two innocent people died."
Buddha looked at her for a long time, "In my opinion, you don't look like a person who would choose death. ”
"But I did."
"You obviously have a strong desire to survive."
"I think I'm weird, I'm going to die myself, okay. But if I'm going to die for some other reason, then I'm not going to do it. ”
Buddha laughed, "You just have a strong desire to control. ”
"But I can't control anything."
"That's why you choose to die, and you want to take control of your life in this way." The Buddha seemed to find it amusing, "But you really can't control anything, not even death." ”
"If you have to talk to me, can you find something to talk about?!"
What does it mean to keep poking her lungs!
"But that's what I want to talk about."
"Then please get out of the car, okay? I'll give you a driver for free, and you'll repay me like that? ”
The Buddha was silent for a while, "I reneged on the contract for you, but I didn't do it when I had the opportunity, and you didn't give me any benefits, so I'm not afraid that I will regret it?" ”
"You made the wrong choice at the beginning, and now you don't continue, and you're embarrassed to let me be a victim to give you a benefit? What is your theory? Ling Long disliked it, "Besides, you, a Buddha, promised to kill people for the sake of beauty...... Where the hell did you get the face to take seriously, and even mess with me? ”
"As a Buddha, I can kill people for beauty, so it's okay to deal with you, right? Isn't that reasonable? The Buddha's tone was surprised.
Ling Long's breath stagnated, and he was stunned for a while and couldn't find a point to refute.
It's a bit of a fucking crookedness.
Seeing that she had nothing to say, the Buddha let out a victor's laugh, which provoked Ling Long's nose to burst into flames.
"Actually, you're a little wrong, I didn't promise her for the sake of beauty. After all...... Although she still has a bit of taste, in terms of beauty, she is not even as good as you. ”
"What do you mean even me? Am I bad? ”
"No matter how good you are, I can't eat it, what's the difference between good and bad?"
Ling Long was speechless for a moment, "You are self-aware." ”
"It's not that I'm self-aware, it's just that I know that people like you are not easy to hook up with." The Buddha didn't know what he was thinking, he didn't mean to hide it from Ling Long at all, and talked about his views on women.
In his eyes, women are divided into two kinds, one is what he is interested in, and the other is what he is not interested in.
It's useless to be beautiful if you're not interested, so there is no need to say much about this. And the other is also divided into two kinds, one is easy to do and the other is not easy to do.
And Ling Long belongs to the kind that is not easy to do.
As a woman, no one would be happy to hear such an argument.
"According to your meaning, as long as you are interested, except for the different difficulties, you will not miss out?" Ling Long's tone was sarcastic.
"That's right." Buddha Zi looked at her, "I know what you're thinking, you must have scolded me in your heart, but...... Let's take you as an example. ”
Ling Long snorted, curious what he would say.
"People like you, if you want to eat in your mouth, you need two solutions."
"I thank you, it's really difficult." Ling Long didn't want to listen to it anymore when he heard this.
She really has a hole in her brain to talk about this kind of garbage topic with this kind of person!
"Because the difficulty is too high, the easiest way is to solve it violently, but I prefer to be consensual, so this method can be ignored."
"I didn't expect people like you to have a bottom line!"
"The bottom line?" The Buddha thought for a while, "I have such a face, what kind of woman do I want?" Why bother looking for it yourself? ”
Ling Long was speechless.
"As for you...... Excluding the first method, all that's left is for you to be with me willingly. But people like you are in trouble, with a large investment in the early stage and even more trouble in the follow-up. Feelings are the most useless thing, and I prefer to be able to separate at any time. ”
"I thought you weren't afraid of someone falling in love with you."
"Thank you. Having a physical relationship with a woman who is in love with me will only make the other person feel that I owe her. With so many women to choose from, why should I ask for trouble? ”
"You're afraid of planting, aren't you?" Ling Long felt that this person was simply playing life.
The Buddha leaned closer to her, "If it's you, I'm really worried." ”
"Come less. Also, don't be so close to me. ”
"I'm telling the truth." The Buddha sat back, and I don't know where he found a cigarette to smoke, "Look, I'm interested in you, and to gain your favor, first I have to find a way to please you, in this process, who can say that I won't be tempted?" ”
"Surprisingly, didn't you say that feelings are the most useless thing?"
"However, feelings are also the most uncontrollable thing."
Ling Long felt that this person was actually quite clear.
But he said this to himself, proving that he was not interested in her at all, otherwise who would say such nonsense to the woman he liked.
As for the interest......
There will probably be a lot of women that the Buddha will be interested in.
The car had already driven to the city, and Ling Long was about to ask him where to get out of the car, when he saw him pointing ahead, "Did you see that woman?" Stop in front of her. ”
"You really think of me as a driver, don't you?" Ling Long slowed down, "Then goodbye." ”
"See you again, I won't get out of the car."
Ling Long: "......" She stepped on the brakes.
Lowering the window, the Buddha handed the pen he had received earlier to the other party.
Standing on the side of the road was a woman, who took the pen and looked at the Buddha's expression with affection.
"Is it what you want?"
"That's right......"
"Two cleared baby." After the Buddha finished speaking, the car window gradually closed as if he was cutting off this intersection, and his expression was even very indifferent, in stark contrast to the woman who had unconsciously burst into tears.
Inside and outside the car, two worlds.
Ling Long frowned and restarted the car.
However, until the car drove far away, the woman still stood in place.
It seemed that he noticed that Ling Long was still paying attention, and the Buddha's voice was cold, "Look, this is the trouble." ”
"You guys, you don't know?"
"Well, you've said that before."
Ling Long didn't want to talk nonsense with him, "Where are you going?" ”
"Why don't you invite me to your house?"
"You're not afraid that my boyfriend will beat you up, I don't care."
"For you, it's worth the beating."
Ling Long pursed his lips, "You have something to do with him?" ”
Buddha sighed, "It's not cute if a woman is too smart." ”
"I don't need you to think I'm cute."
"It's not a big deal."
He didn't say it, and Ling Long didn't bother to ask.
When I went home, Wen Baiyu had just come back, and was pulled by the neighbor's aunt for questioning and gave breakfast.
"Amitabha." The Buddha is serious, "Lord Wen Shi is fine." ”
"There's a guest." The neighbor's aunt was very enthusiastic, "Then you guys go in quickly, the breakfast is not enough to eat and tell the aunt." ”
"Thank you, auntie." Ling Long thanked him obediently, and the Buddha who saw it was very surprised.
The neighbor went back to the room, and Ling Long also went back to the room, Wen Baiyu didn't move, but her eyebrows and eyes were indifferent, "What's the matter?" ”
"You two are really a top nuisance." The Buddha snorted, took out a treasure map and threw it to Wen Baiyu, "Look." ”
Wen Baiyu frowned and glanced at it, "I'm not interested." ”
"I have." Buddha Zi smiled: "She also wants to broadcast live, isn't it a coincidence?" Even if she doesn't go, you can come, I can guarantee that it's true, you can choose what you want, I just need one thing. ”
Wen Baiyu looked at him coldly, "I think I'll rest assured that she will stay by herself and go to find some treasure with you?" ”
"That's why I said, I can take her with me."