The Chang'e Immortal struggled to climb to the ground, patted the dust on her dress, and brushed her hair

The ill-intentioned color Mimi looked at the stuffy three bottles with an evil smile, rubbed her hands, and twisted her waist in a charming way to approach the stuffy three bottles step by step

"Hey, hey, hey! Brother~ Do you have a girlfriend? Brother, how about you look at me? If you have a girlfriend, it is not recommended to have one more duck~"

Stuffy Sanhua looked at the hungry eyes of the Chang'e Immortal in fear, and tightened his collar vigilantly, cold sweat kept breaking out on his back, swallowed saliva, and kept retreating, for fear that she would pounce on her in the next second

Stuffy Three Bottles hurriedly said behind him: "Da Da, this thing is that Chang Chang...... Are the Goose Immortals??! You...... Are you sure? …… This thing...... It's been a few years."

The stuffy three bottles of heart said: This Chang'e immortal should be called a life-paying immortal, she looks like a hooligan duck

Da Da hummed softly, and teased with some schadenfreude: "Don't panic, she has always been like this, she doesn't eat people, but you just went up the knife mountain and went down to the sea of fire, but you said it yourself, don't miss the opportunity, go on!" ”

The three bottles of legs and feet trembled: "It's me, me, me...... Said, cocoa she she ...... It's too much."

Hue! Right! It's color

"Mooncakes! Think about the mooncakes that your sister Su is going to eat!! Da Da put down this sentence, and the soles of his feet were oiled and ran away

The three bottles of stuffy water were already 'happy' tears, and they shouted in their hearts to run, but their legs and feet were like being filled with lead, and they couldn't move

The Chang'e Immortal walked up to the stuffy three bottles and put his hand on the shoulders of the stuffy three bottles

Huh? Why are you so short? Forget it, it's all men

But this short brother is so cold! I want to warm his cold heart, and I want to tell him jokes and make him smile

Brother, I'm going to tell you a joke, hahaha Hahahahaha......ha Mom, I'm laughing to death, hahahaha, I'll tell you, hey, wait, wait, I'm out of breath, I'll sort out my thoughts first, and I'll figure it out right away, hahahaha......"

Stuffy Sanhua looked at the Chang'e Immortal with a calm face, put the hand on his shoulder expressionlessly, grabbed it, and smiled at the Chang'e Immortal

An over-the-shoulder fall threw Chang'e to the ground, and said lightly: "I wish you a speedy recovery"

The Chang'e Immortal was stunned for a moment, her eyes widened, and she couldn't imagine lying on the ground looking at the stuffy three bottles

Hiding in the dark, the rabbits in the grass gasped even more, silently grabbed a handful of soil from the ground, and took a bite to suppress the shock

Chang'e Immortal's expression changed from disbelief to delicate shyness: "My brother is so manly!" ”

“…… Does sweat smell and feet smell? "Stuffy three bottles indicate that no rainbow farts will be accepted

The Chang'e Immortal struggled to get up from the ground, and out of nowhere took out a few colorful sacks: "What color does my brother like?" ”

The stuffy three bottles looked around, thinking about how to go back, and the dull voice sounded: "Colorful red" fell, and the light in front of him suddenly dimmed

He was put into a sack by the Chang'e Immortals?!

Chang'e Immortal clapped his hands, looked at the man who was struggling in the sack with satisfaction, and patted the sack heavily with a shovel, until the stuffy three bottles in the sack stopped struggling and didn't move anymore (the author's cloud: The stuffy three bottles hold on, Sister Su is on the way to pedal the three wheels)

Chang'e Immortal patted the ash on his hand with satisfaction, and couldn't help but cheer a little when he thought that he would be able to get rid of the single right away, and get rid of the title of a single dog for 10,000 years

Rolling up her sleeves and dragging the sack in the direction of the pigsty, the rustling sound in the grass followed her little by little

Listening to the sound in the grass, Chang'e Immortal frowned very unhappily, stopped to drink and scolded the rabbits in the grass: "What do you see, have you ever seen a kidnapping man!?" ”

There was silence......

Chang'e roared angrily again: "Then don't you get out?!" ”

There was another squirming, but this time it was the rabbit with the grass and gradually moving away in the opposite direction of the Chang'e Immortals

The lifeless Moon Palace-

When the three bottles were dizzy and wanted to get out of the sack, and when they saw the light of day, the Chang'e immortal squatted next to him, holding his cheeks with both hands, and looked at the sack coldly

The song was sung in his mouth: "Little rabbit, open the door......"

Stuffy three bottles poked out his head: "Shout a hammer, don't you know to knock on the door?" ”

After speaking, the sight of the three bottles broke into the eyebrows and eyes of the Chang'e immortals, and the four eyes were facing each other, and the atmosphere was speechless for a while

The stuffy three bottles had to be silently drilled back, but who knew that the Chang'e immortal grabbed his hand

Stuffy three bottles raised their vigilance and asked, "Do you have something to do?" If you dare to insult me, I'm coco......... Charge for the second! ”

The light in Chang'e's eyes turned slightly and met the dull three bottles of dumbfounded eyes, and she said without shame: "Yes, today is an auspicious day for the zodiac, and it is very suitable for you to be my boyfriend!" Actually, if you have to be my groom's official, I don't have to say "๑ v 乛 ๑ hehe."

When these words reached the ears of the stuffy three bottles, they changed their taste: Today is a zodiac death day, and you are very suitable to accompany me to share a house and be buried! If...... If you dare to run, the old lady will break your dog's leg to make soup

As soon as I heard the three bottles, I was immediately unhappy

You can pull it down! There are no more men in your village? Why do you ask me to be your boyfriend? With your ugliness, with your soil, with your IQ of 25?

After three bottles, I thought about it again: Is it so sloppy and direct...... Wrong! Maybe there's a big secret here, maybe she's a member of a mysterious dog-killing organization who wants to catch me for experiments

The stuffy three bottles suddenly came back to their senses, broke free from the hands of the Chang'e immortals, and without saying a word, they were about to drill into the sack again: "I can't do it, goodbye"

Seeing that he was about to drill back again, the Chang'e Immortal hurriedly shouted, "Don't go, okay?" I'll give you whatever you want! ”

Stuffy three bottles looked back and was happy: "Really? ”

The Chang'e Immortal stood up, crossed her waist with an arrogant expression, and nodded her head with an undeniable emphasis

Isn't that nonsense, who is she? Chang'e immortals, immortals! What could she not do?

After thinking about it seriously, a light bulb emitting a bright yellow light suddenly lit up above his head, and his finger pointed to the sky: "I want a spaceship!" ”

The Chang'e Immortal was confused and muttered, "Why don't you say that you want to be an astronaut?" Hetui, I mispronounced the line...... Childe, what is that? ”

Although the Chang'e Immortal was puzzled, she probably knew that it seemed to be a bird fluttering and fluttering with wings, and after hesitating, she still tried to snap her fingers with a magic brin

A rooster fell out of thin air like a trick, landed on the head of the stuffy three bottles, raised his head and showed his singing voice, and let out a long cry of "cluck~cluck~ dawn!" Get up! ”

The stuffy three bottles reached out to the back of the head, took away the iron chicken feathers of the defenseless, and played with the fan in his hand boredly

The Chang'e Immortal looked at the stuffy three bottles with an inquiring gaze, and the corners of the stuffy three bottles twitched, and the Chang'e immortals knew that they had made a mistake

Another crisp snap of the fingers

A long-necked and white-necked crane appeared with a flash of golden light, and the crane held its head high and walked around the hall with a proud posture

The stuffy three bottles covered his forehead, and his head hurt even more~

I know that this woman can't do it!

"You go on, I'll see if you can conjure up a zoo with three bottles."

The Chang'e Immortal knew that he had made a mistake again, and he snapped his fingers several times in a row unwillingly, but every time he conjured up, the things that came out were not stuffy three bottles of Ruyi

The three bottles were also bored and drowsy, and the Chang'e Immortals were a little flustered when they saw this

The Chang'e Immortal snapped his fingers again, and a black snake smashed on the neck of the stuffy three bottles, and the Chang'e Immortal's eyes widened

The three bottles yawned, rubbed his eyes with his left hand, and touched the black snake body wrapped around his neck with his right hand: "Yo! This scarf is a bit of a fahai (meaning fashionable) Oh, not only cool but also with a shrinkage function"

The Chang'e Immortal stepped back and smiled when he heard the words: "Hehe...... Hehehe, it's good if you're happy......"

The moment the Chang'e Immortal took the three bottles, he cast a spell and changed the black snake

The stuffy three bottles glanced at the Chang'e Immortal calmly, thinking that she was going to turn into some animal again, so she stopped her voice and said, "Forget it, I still decide to be single for the rest of my life!" ”

When the Chang'e Immortal heard this, he panicked even more, and his eyes widened

If he has been single for a lifetime, won't she have to be single for a lifetime, and then take off a single wool! Directly become a nun?! You can also let the little sisters accompany you to form a group

But if she let the little sisters of Jiuzhongtian know that this man would rather be single for the rest of his life than be her boyfriend, wouldn't she be very faceless? After that, how can you show off your might in front of them?!

The Chang'e Immortal reached out and grabbed the stuffy three bottles of clothes, gritted his teeth and thought ruthlessly

"No! What should I do if you are single all your life? Didn't you ask for mooncakes? I can give you, five-star high-grade almond yolks are available! It's all free, right? ”

Stuffy Sanhua touched his chin, pretended to show a deep thoughtful expression, and said after a moment of silence: "Then in return, the next time I come, I will bring you a bunch of little brothers for you to choose?" ”

Trick Jiang Wuwu and Luo Yang up, so that Sister Su will be out of sight and out of mind, and my sister may have to give me my favorite big mouth

also found a partner for the Chang'e immortals, and got moon cakes, which is really a triple win, and his three bottles are really smart!

Chang'e Immortal's frowning brows stretched slightly, and the letter was suspicious: "Really? ”

Seeing the three bottles nodding firmly, she instantly grinned happily, like a child with diabetes

Chang'e put away her smile and couldn't help but complain: "Then why didn't you just say you want mooncakes at the beginning?" ”

The three bottles covered their mouths and laughed quietly, hey, hey, who hasn't had an ambition these days~ What if it comes true~

"Ahem, I'm just testing you, soap or not?"

The Chang'e Immortal stretched out his little finger and stretched out his little finger in front of the stuffy three bottles, and the stuffy three bottles were puzzled: "This is?" Stuffy three bottles subconsciously covered their noses

The Chang'e Immortal patiently explained: "Oops, Lagou! ”

The stuffy three bottles suddenly realized, dare to love her, does this believe in herself? He was surprised: "Are you still afraid that I will not be able to deceive you?" Do you think I'm the kind of person who cheats on telecommunications? ”

Chang'e Immortal shook his head: "It's not like it, it's like a mobile fraud."

"......" looked at Chang'e Immortal's extraordinarily expectant expression, and suddenly felt that she was actually still ...... It's cute

As soon as this idea appeared in the mind of the stuffy three bottles, the stuffy three bottles quickly threw this idea out of their heads and gave themselves a slap to sober up: is she cute? Phew, three bottles, your brain was run over by the rear tire of the carriage?! Tell some nonsense all day!