The heavy and solemn red door of the head office is also hung on both sides of the red door with transparent emerald green wine bottles connected to the red rope, making a long string of handicrafts like firecrackers

Rustle-

From a distance, I heard an unhurried sweeping sound from inside, one after another......

A group of mermaids stood in a row in front of the gate, standing with their hands in their hands, raising their feet in unison, kicking the door open, and the door fell to the ground with a bang, splashing fine dust

Everyone strode in with their hands behind their backs

The Black Mountain Mother-in-law took a broom and stood under two jacaranda trees that were luxuriantly close together, the leaves were sparse and the flowers were tightly clumped, revealing the gray branches, and the wind blew the flowers fluttering, and sprinkled a ground of blue and purple, spread on the mud-gray ground

On a slightly thick branch, there stood a brown-red fox, occasionally wagging its tail, one paw on the body of the tree beside him, and the bean-sized eyes quietly looking into the distance

It thought: Where is the toilet? Why can't I find the toilet pinch~

These two blue silver trees are so gloomy

When the Montenegrin mother-in-law heard the movement at the door, she stopped what she was doing, and her eyes swept over to see everyone coming

Furious, he subconsciously blurted out: "Shen Mu! Salty swimming! Look at you, you have to repair the door once you come back, can you come in over the wall next time?! If you can't drill a dog hole, can you? The above will not approve the compensation down."

The last sentence is the point

Xian Youyang avoided the Black Mountain Mother-in-law and walked to Xingzhitang, and said in response: "My name is not Xian Youyang, my name is Black Demon Immortal Xian Daben!" ”

Shen Mu followed behind Xian Youyang and echoed: "I am also a Black Demon Immortal, my name is Shen Jiajie Liby· Rolls-Royce Five-Star Senior Names · np”

Saying that, the two of them were about to staggered towards Xingzhitang with Mother-in-law Montenegro, and Mother-in-law Montenegro stretched out her hand and grabbed Shen Mu and Xian Youyang's ears

The figure suddenly became very tall, his eyes flashed with raging fire, and he exhaled angrily: "Little Demon Immortal, Xian Daben, Shen Shen Shen...... Amount......&#*£¥&%〔&〕...... Well, Shen cowhide, right! If you don't give me women's clothes tomorrow, I'll have a big watermelon on my head."

Tears squeezed out of the corners of Xian Youyang's aching eyes, holding the hand of the Black Mountain mother-in-law, and muttering in a somewhat innocent voice: "Shen Mu is not ashamed to wear women's clothes at all, he has long been used to wearing spicy eyes, let Shen Mu wear maid clothes!" ”

The mother-in-law of Montenegro had a heavy face, as if she was thinking: "Okay! Komaki ......"

Xian Youyang cast two expectant glances with little stars, and looked up at the Black Mountain mother-in-law slightly

Montenegro's mother-in-law paused, raised a pair of cold eyes, and changed her words: "Xiao Mu, you will take Xian Daben up the walking mountain tomorrow to make a home!" ”

When the words fell, Xian Youyang's whole person was like being struck by lightning, his eyes widened, his body was weak for a while, and he fell to the ground, wanting to cry without tears

Huang Shen seemed to see a snickering flash in Shen Mu's eyes, suddenly sobered up, and looked at Shen Mu in a daze

It's fleeting, and it's an indifferent look

Shen Mu stood upright, waved at the mother-in-law of Montenegro, saluted, bowed slightly, blocked the different colors in his eyes, and said slowly: "Make ~ lowly and do it"

The voice is as flat as ever~

Xian Youyang looked at Shen Mu, his brows furrowed slightly, the corners of his lips were slightly pulled, as if something was coming to his mouth, and he couldn't say it for a long time

I felt a little lost in my heart, and smiled bitterly: I heard that the group became a monk, and the second head of the shaving head was halved, do you want to be together

Then the group walked towards the dark prison next to Xingzhitang, and the figure gradually disappeared into the dark prison

The dark dungeon corridor is covered with a dark red carpet, and the corners of the walls are clinging to the moss of strange arts, green plants drilled out of the cracks in the walls, dog's tail grass and some translucent red fruits

The lazy demon Asian squatted in the corner, burping expressionlessly, and pulling down a dog's tail grass and picking a mouthful of rotten yellow teeth as if no one was around

The prison guard carried a few people, and the footsteps were particularly loud in the open space

attracted many monsters in the cell to climb on the thick wooden pillars on the side of the cell with their hands, their faces squeezed between the two pillars, and curious eyes glanced at the visitors

Seeing this, the prison manager picked up the pink balloon mallet in his hand and approached the nearest monster next to him, the eyes of the single dog: "Guess what this is"

A professional fake smile

The single dog didn't know why, pointed to the balloon mallet in the prison warden's hand, looked unsure, and whispered weakly: "Hammer??" ”

"That's right! Bang Bang Bang-" said the prison guard playfully raised the balloon mallet and smashed it unceremoniously on the forehead of the single dog

Seeing this, the other monsters quickly slipped into the bed like a gust of northwest wind while the prison guard was still beating people

The single dog who smashed it had gold stars in his eyes, and his mind was dizzy

The prison guard stretched out his fist and punched the single dog's face hard, withdrew his hand, and watched the single dog fall straight to the ground with a calm expression

The prison manager casually threw the mallet behind him, clapped his hands, and walked forward with his hands behind his back, his movements were very chic

Then the single dog got up from the ground dizzily, the top of his head seemed to be a gold star, he squatted on the ground depressed, thinking about life, and drawing circles on the ground with his hands

muttered in a low voice: "Draw a meteorite circle to kill you, draw a meteorite circle to kill you, draw a meteorite circle to curse you...... Gravity pulls the prison manager Kazuzu, gravity pulls the prison manager Kazuzu"

[Translation: Drag (Chongqing dialect): Push to]

I noticed a few cells shining with dazzling red lights, and the red light was projected onto the ground, in the dark lacquered corridor, which was very chic

I subconsciously blurted out: "Do you still have to do coolie welding in prison?" ”

He was speechless for a while, leaned slightly to the side, put his head to my ear, and said in a low voice: "String of incense, they are on the spider web"

I nodded, and instantly understood: "Oh~ Isn't this an Internet café?"

I hurriedly stepped forward, walked to the nearest red cell, and peered inside, watching for the movement inside

A few dish soaps sat around the bench with their backs to us, motionless looking at the things on the cobwebs, only occasionally wiping their sweat with the paper on the table next to them, and the air was inexplicably stained with tension

I subconsciously shouted, "What are you looking at?" ”

When a few dish soaps heard the sound behind them, they raised their heads unhurriedly and turned back in unison

I could see what was on the web

？！！

I looked down and rubbed my eyes, looked at it again, saw what was on the screen, almost lost my footing, and walked away quickly with a smile, without saying much

Ah Xiba~ Today's young people are really depraved, and they actually took Pansidong 5G spider webs to watch the Romance of the Three Kingdoms Journey to the West!!

Di Di looked at Su Yunrui's back as he walked away quickly, and slapped Jiang Wuwu's arm with his elbow: "What did she see?" ”

Jiang Wuwu covered his ears with his hands, left by mistake, and said as he walked: "Don't ask me, I can't hear, and then ask for suicide."

I slowed down, found a random cell, slipped through between the two columns, sat cross-legged, and noticed that there was an old acquaintance in the room, Udon Mama-san

I know that Udon's mother, Sang, was the neighbor who rented out the apartment to the door when I first came to the border city

At that time, she was still twenty years old, and she was in her prime and beautiful appearance, and it was okay to fight and scold Ren, but because her profession was to do corporate culture training for female technicians in Qinglou

At that time, the economy of the border city was not very prosperous, and it was even more difficult for women to be self-reliant

This kind of profession is inevitably disliked by the eyes of others and neighbors

His father-in-law has a good face outside, and he doesn't look down on her, and often beats her with drunken fists behind closed doors

For a while, I recalled that I was a little glad that I had the habit of collecting all kinds of bricks with the director's wife at that time, and I was so crazy that there was not a single brick within a radius of several miles

There is a half-block ......

Late one night, her father-in-law abused her again after getting drunk, and even wanted to smash her to death with a dark coin, a 'bad woman', this is the capital tsundere, hum chirp (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

She finally couldn't bear it anymore, in order to live, she killed her father-in-law, and after disposing of the corpse, she ate four packs of spicy strips to suppress the shock

Not to feel like Atlas any longer!

Because he couldn't stand the condemnation of conscience, the next morning, he cleaned up, with the look and arrogance of the past, but he lost his youthful charm

Alone, he committed suicide by throwing himself into the river, jumped in, and sank into the river before he remembered that he could swim

So she started diving, diving for half an hour, meeting SpongeBob SquarePants, chatting very well, and preparing to get in a coma with SpongeBob SquarePants

The dragon king swam out, touched the dragon's beard, and told SpongeBob SquarePants with a wrinkled face, "SpongeBob SquarePants, you can't commit bigamy⊙ wow⊙!" ”

SpongeBob picked up the shovel and suddenly remembered Xia Daxing on the shore of Lake Beechburg, and nodded: "Oh button, Udon girl, farewell!" ”

After saying that, he rode the shovel all the way back to Beechburg with his hands

……

So she was depressed and rode Shakespeare's galloping seahorse back to land

Alone, surrendered

After being imprisoned, he smoked a plate of peanuts and two cartons of beer until he became bald overnight, and later his hair was cut and dyed yellow

But now looking at her gray hair, it's ...... The fading is quite serious

Udon's mother, San, stood barefoot on the raised insole, standing in front of a cauldron, and she also noticed me and smiled at me, very approachable

I froze in place, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Mom, what the hell are you cooking?" ”

There was a sound of water in the pot, and a small white shark jumped out of the water, and Udon's mother, Sang, was quick to shoot the white shark back into the pot with a large soup spoon

Only then did he turn his head, holding the big soup spoon with both hands, stirring the soup unhurriedly, and a frightened skull cloud occasionally appeared in the soup pot

I said in my heart: The special effects can be seen by me, this pot of dark cuisine is poisonous top sweet potato~

Udon's mother Sang's eyes were confused for a while, and then she said slowly: "I just escaped from prison and went to the beach to catch some fish and came back, and now I'm cooking seafood porridge."

…… The master can't see through ("▔ᄌ▔) sweat

I turned my head sideways, but my eyes were vigilantly peeking at Granny Udon's every move, lowered my voice, and whispered to the eldest brother in my hand, "Hey, Uncle Police, come and have a soft meal together......"

I wiped my sweat and kindly proposed to her: "For the sake of balanced nutrition, add two or two more pots!" ”

After saying that, I ignored the old woman, unconsciously leaned my back against the pillar, looked up at the sky, and sighed silently in my heart: This cell ...... Or is it in the open air?