Chapter 387: Divorced Small Peasant Girl 5
"The tiger was scared away by you?" Ouyang Dazhuang asked with palpitations.
"I don't know, maybe I was disgusted and left, right?" Liu Huahua smiled bitterly. She is a typical singer who is terrible, and if she wants to learn the cry of a tiger, she is also a particularly ugly one, right?
Ouyang Dazhuang thought that Liu Huahua was telling a joke, and he was not in the mood to pick up the stubble at this time, so he weakly suggested: "Or, Huahua, let's go down the mountain, right?" There really are tigers. ”
Liu Huahua shook her head: "No, I made a fortune from this tiger." Don't worry, even if I can't beat the tiger, let the tiger eat me first. You just hurry up and climb the tree. ”
Ouyang Dazhuang was first greatly moved, and then looked at Liu Huahua like a fool: "Huahua, don't you know that tigers can climb trees?" ”
Liu Huahua seemed to have seen a tiger climbing a tree on TV, so he said embarrassedly: "Don't worry, even if I die, I will pull the tiger as a backdrop." You'll be fine. ”
Ouyang Dazhuang was silent, and then asked rhetorically: "Huahua, if you have something, how can I run?" To die together. ”
Liu Huahua was moved for a while, and then slammed her fist on Ouyang Dazhuang's shoulder: "What do you say?" The Bodhisattva has given me innate divine powers, can't even a tiger handle it? Joke! ”
Ouyang Dazhuang smiled, looked at the remaining half of the fish in his hand, and said, "I don't eat it, it seems to be full." ”
Liu Huahua patted Ouyang Dazhuang's shoulder appreciatively: "The will to lose weight is good." Becoming a male god is just around the corner. ”
Who knew that Ouyang Dazhuang came to say: "I was frightened by the cry of the tiger." The scream was so terrifying. ”
"Out of breath!" Liu Huahua rolled her eyes, then looked at the remaining one-third of the fish in her hand, and said, "I won't eat it either." ”
In fact, I was scared enough.
The two men threw away the two fish they had eaten, took the three fish that had not been moved, and walked in the direction where the tiger's voice had disappeared.
Along the way, Liu Huahua was fine, Ouyang Dazhuang was like a frightened bird, no matter what movement he heard, he just danced with a stick, and then roared and screamed.
Liu Huahua didn't think about enlightening him, thinking that if Ouyang Dazhuang continued to be frightened like this, maybe he would lose his appetite at all, wouldn't this be just right to lose weight.
But later, Liu Huahua couldn't get over her conscience, so she still enlightened Ouyang Dazhuang a few words, so as not to be frightened by the baby.
Who knew that Ouyang Dazhuang was still startled when he heard the movement, and Liu Huahua was helpless. Also, Ouyang Dazhuang is just an ordinary person, so he is naturally afraid of tigers. And Liu Huahua, although she is also an ordinary person in this life, does she have a golden finger?
Liu Huahua decided that if she met a tiger, she would beat the tiger in front of Ouyang Dazhuang, so that Ouyang Dazhuang would not be frightened in vain, and maybe the fear of the tiger in her heart would be reduced a lot.
Let's say that Liu Huahua and the two of them are slowly advancing in the deep mountains, but in the village, Lao Li Tou is busy. He heard Liu Huahua and Ouyang Dazhuang enter the mountain, and confirmed it with the adults of the two of them, and couldn't help but be anxious.
There are tigers in the mountains!
Of course, he didn't tell the two adults the truth, lest they worry. Especially Liu Huahua's mother, maybe you tell her with the front foot, and the back foot will drive the crane west.
Although it is a good intention to do bad things, it will also reduce life expectancy, right?
Therefore, Lao Li Tou ran to the yamen again and swore that there were tigers in the mountains. The people in the yamen just didn't believe it. You don't believe it until someone really died, right?
Lao Li Tou could only go back wilted. Saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, it seems that he doesn't have the life to create a floating slaughter.
Now I can only pray that Ouyang Dazhuang and the two auspicious people have their own natural appearance. The mountains and forests are very large, and there are other wild beasts that fill the tiger's stomach, so I think they will be fine if they are strong, right?
When Lao Li Tou walked back to the village, it was already dark. As soon as I walked to the head of the village, I heard the sound of reading a book.
Lao Li Tou knew that this was the only talented Xi Caichen in the village who was studying.
By the way, I don't believe my own words. But Xiucai Xi Caichen's words, how much should the yamen believe?
Thinking about it, Lao Li Tou went to Xi Caichen's courtyard, and shouted when he entered: "Caichen, Caichen." ”
Xi Caichen put down the book, walked out, and asked, "Uncle Li, what's the matter?" ”
Lao Li Tou then told the matter again.
When Xi Caichen heard this, his face was worried, and he muttered: "Liu Huahua actually entered the mountain alone with Ouyang Dazhuang?" ”
Lao Li Tou saw that Xi Caichen's focus was crooked, and hurriedly explained: "Don't they often go to the mountains together." In this deep mountain and old forest, it is not safe for a person. ”
When Xi Caichen heard this, he was even more gloomy, and muttered in a low voice: "No wonder the divorce is so refreshing, it turns out that these two people have a situation." ”
"Caichen, what did you say?" Lao Li had his ears behind his ears and didn't hear clearly.
"Oh, nothing." Xi Caichen shook his head.
Lao Li Tou said again: "There are really tigers in the mountains, I will go and say, no one believes it, and the yamen does not believe it." It's also Ouyang Dazhuang's honest little fat man letter. But why did he go into the mountain with Liu Huahua again? ”
"Maybe it's just digging up some wild vegetables on the periphery." Xi Caichen said.
Lao Li stomped his feet: "The tiger doesn't care about the outer and inner perimeter." It's two lives, Caichen, why don't you go to the yamen and talk about it? Hopefully they will believe. ”
Xi Caichen thought about it, and was just about to agree, when the Xi Wang clan came out.
Xi Wang shouted: "Caichen, if you have time to study hard, you will strive to be one of the people, what do you do if you care about the life and death of others?" ”
Lao Li Tou was not happy when he heard it: "I said Caichen's mother, it's not right for you to educate children like this." Studying and becoming an official is to benefit the people. If you teach him to live or die now, can he be a good official in the future? ”
Xi Wang rolled his eyes: "You are willing to be a bad person, you should go yourself, don't drag us Caichen." ”
"Hmph." Lao Li stomped his feet angrily, and saw Xi Caichen looking like he was obeying his mother's orders, and shook his head helplessly: "Okay, I've done my best." Caichen, I just want to ask you, if something really happens to Huahua and them, will your conscience be okay? ”
"If you can get by, if you can't get by, you don't have to care." Xi Wang hugged his arms and said.
"Old Xitou, I'll tell him." Lao Li Tou said suddenly.
"My head of the house has fallen asleep." Xi Wang raised his eyebrows. In fact, Lao Xitou drank too much. My son is happy to be a showman.
Lao Li Tou could only sigh and leave.
"Caichen, be good, listen to your mother's words and go to study." Xi Wang's tone suddenly changed from arrogant to extremely gentle, and he turned his face faster than turning a book.
Ning Caichen had no choice but to go back to study, absent-minded.
I don't know how long it took, after Xi Caichen saw that his mother and father were asleep, he waited for a while, and then hurriedly went out of the window and rushed towards the yamen.
Ouyang Dazhuang is okay, as for Liu Huahua, I don't know how, Xi Caichen doesn't want her to die. At the very least, after so many years of marriage, there is some emotion. Although the willow flower face is black and a little ugly.
However, Xi Caichen often thinks about what it would look like if Liu Huahua could cover her face white? I'm still a little curious and looking forward to it.
Let's say that Liu Huahua and the two walked to the middle of the night, and still didn't see the shadow of the tiger, so they could only find a small cave, lit a bonfire, and roasted the remaining three fish again to charred the outside and tender inside, and then Liu Huahua ate two, and Ouyang Dazhuang ate one by one.
Liu Huahua wiped her mouth and suggested: "Brother Zhuang, you sleep first, and I'll keep watch for the first half of the night." You can rest assured, there is a fire here, and tigers are afraid to approach, at most they are jumping around. ”
Ouyang Dazhuang thought for a while and said, "I'll keep watch for half the night." ”
Liu Huahua thought for a while and nodded: "It's okay." You sit in the campfire, and the campfire will keep the beast at bay. Then I'm asleep. ”
After saying that, Liu Huahua lay down on the hay and slept with her eyes closed. Even though he is asleep, he can still sense the movement around him.
Ouyang Dazhuang had been holding the stick tightly, looking around vigilantly. Because I was afraid, I wasn't sleepy at all.