Chapter 56: Don't cry with a sad face

Originally, the ghost didn't let me do it, but I thought it was funny: "Brother ghost, this is not a sense of humiliation, this is a game, we have to find new fun in the game, don't cry with a sad face." ”

I sat on the stage and closed my eyes and said to everyone, "Everyone scatter, go your separate ways, don't gather together." Pony Six and Oil Four Chicken all the way, are you so happy to be a begging for food? You are sympathetic. Niu Ba, don't look bitter and hateful in this matter, is this like begging? The whole look of revenge and revenge. Pig head three, don't salivate, you are not the image of asking for food, how can there be a beggar who eats so fat, the whole is the son of a scattered old rich landlord, you have to pretend to be sluggish. Ah Wu donkey, you can take the two dogs to go, it reads 'life is compelled, endure the pain and sell the child', insert a grass mark on the head of the two dogs, and auction it on the street, you only need to sit on the wall and pretend to be hungry and cold. ”

The second dog probably heard what I said clearly, and he believed that it was true, and broke his mouth and cried.

Ah Wu donkey coaxed: "Don't cry, don't cry, the cat is laughing, let's go eat." The second dog turned crying into laughter, and one snot fell very long.

I thought about it for a moment, and then added: "After everyone tries to eat their stomachs, they will carry back a bag." ”

Everyone acquiesced to my authority, and the begging team dispersed.

The little pony Liuyi's little eyes were dripping and turning, and his left foot was dragged into an 'S' shape when he successfully walked, and he shrugged his shoulders and shrugged it, so that he called a happy face, a dirty and happy face, as flexible as a one-legged mouse that has only lived in the alley for a lifetime, and muttered loudly in his mouth: "Comb the fish, crescent meat, and take a bite of leftovers." ”

You Siji helped on the side, broke the bowl with both hands, and salivated: "Uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, big brothers and sisters, take pity on us, we haven't eaten for 2 days, we can't bear it, let's stutter......"

The citizens scattered and avoided like a plague, and the four chickens chased after them with broken bowls, and even Niu Ba and Ah Wu Donkeys couldn't see it, this was simply a coax, where is begging?

Niu Ba criticized: "Oil four chickens, what are you doing chasing after other girls?" Look at the people who scare people, are you asking for food or robbing people? ”

You Siji smiled evilly: "You don't understand this, the girls in the city have all read, and they have good eyes, and they took out their wallets when they saw that I was pitiful." ”

I laughed and scolded: "You pay attention to my safety, I don't want to eat badly, but let people beat you as a hooligan, I don't care." ”

Pony Six and Oil Four Chicken face to face with a wicked smile.

The three pairs of onlookers clasped their fists with their hands: "Uncle and wife, uncle and aunt, we have just arrived here, begging for food and making a living, please bear with me, if you have money, you will hold a money field, and if you have no money, you will hold a personal field......"

His emotions sound sincere, but acting is a fat man's business.

I laughed at him: "Pig head three, you're not doing it the right way, where the hell are you asking for food?" This is the temple where the pill is bought. ”

I beckoned to Niu Ba: "You come and set an example first." ”

Niu Ba was so frightened that he was about to suffocate: "I, I can't do it, I don't have the ability." ”

I said to him, "You've always been very nice to your brother. It's appreciation. ”

“...... I...... None of the things done decently. ”

"You did your part."

Niu Ba seemed to cry all of a sudden, and then he took hormones again, and his neck was raised like a rooster, and he remembered to wipe his hair again, and he barely cared about his hair after he came to Shanghai. He almost knocked me over when he stood on a stone staircase facing the street, but I was able to lift him up the stairs without any problems. His body was twisted, and his body was twisted like hemp rope, which was really a glory that he had never had in eighteen lifetimes. "I ...... What should I sing?" He asked.

Even the ghost brother couldn't stand it anymore: "We are singing and begging, not a singing club." ”

The cow couldn't listen to it, he felt proud and comforted, and the nine cows couldn't pull it back: "I'll make it up and sing it myself." ”

Me*: "Oh my God. ”

Niu Ba has already started singing, he was not saved, he still made expressions at the beginning, but then he didn't have to do it, it was really sad. What else could it be?

"Ah~ah~, my home ......"

I looked at Niu Hachi with a strange expression, and I really regretted it.

The audience let out a hehehehehe

Keep up the work, bro.

Pony Six appeared there with his chest plucked, and the four chickens stood there in the style of poking their heads, the red cloth of the stick spread out like a flag on their heads, counting one, two, three, four, five, and five donkeys doing somersaults like apes or apes.

The four chickens said, "Does anyone dare to turn it over like this?" ”

Pony Six answered: "No! I'll swallow the stick again! ”

Ah Wu Donkey fell and gnawed on the mud, panting and said, "...... Flip over...... I can't turn it over. ”

Pig Head 3 and Ma 6 covered his mouth together, and whispered eagerly: "Turn it again, turn it again." ”

"Good!" There was a cheer from the crowd.

"One more time."

I arched my opponent and said, "Which gentleman gives me something to eat, Katsuko has no food, and he can't sing." ”

A middle-aged man threw two biscuits: "Come on." ”

Uyuba took the pancake and divided it into four portions, and each of us had one and devoured it.

Someone shouted, "Hurry up and eat." ”

Niu Ba was choked and rolled his eyes: "Just ..... End ......"

The pony begged from the crowd as he munched on the biscuits and held his pockets, and the crowd dispersed. He chased the crowd angrily, and scolded without saying anything: "I just want to run away after listening to the play and watching the performance, aren't you Shanghainese all rich people, why do you always want to take advantage, like the old lady in the village, what do you want to do in vain?" All fucking people standing, a bunch of unconscionable things. ”

Shanghai is not all rich, and no money accounts for the majority. The citizens have never seen such a model of begging for food, looking at the meaning of Xiao Ma Liu, if they don't give it, they will beat people, and the beggar gang in Shanghai is not so unreasonable. Moreover, his pickaxe lifted the 'dog beating stick', and the crowd ran one after another, and Pony Six followed closely a middle-aged man, who finally spread his legs and ran, looking back and grunting as he ran: "It turns out that it is not a real crutch, fake." The more Ma Liu thought about it, the more angry he became, he thought that this man was a stingy ghost who sacrificed his life and money, and really wanted to hit him with a stick, so he chased the middle-aged man for a few hundred meters before coming back.

Pony Six scolded and returned to the same place, and saw Pig Head Sanzheng smiling towards a little girl about 15 years old, the little girl was startled and quickly dodged, and Pig Head San persevered in chasing.

The little girl ran into a house, and the pig's head chased him to the door of the courtyard and looked in.

A man came out of the courtyard with an iron weapon in a menacing manner, and the pig head three immediately turned around and ran back, and the man pinched his waist and cursed.

We had the pleasure of sitting on the steps.

The pig's head returned with a frown, and the fat man's snorting sound was like a pig's gasp, and he said with a sad face: "His father is really fierce, and he thinks I am a hooligan." I originally thought that it was good to look good, but who knew that it was not good, and I had no sympathy at all, and when I saw someone who asked for food, I didn't give it, and I also instructed her father to copy iron tools and come out and beat me. ”

Pony Liu was so happy that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Who knows if you want to eat or flirt with the girl, even I have to see it, no wonder other people's fathers are in a hurry with you." ”

Pig Tousan retorted: "It's because my image is not good, you just got two eyes and a thief and a thief, and you look old and treacherous, why don't I want to eat, it's all because your image is messed up." ”

Pony Six picked up the dog beating stick to beat the pig's head three, and the pig's head three hurriedly parried with the thugs, and the two seemed to forget that they were hungry and let the fight start on the street.

Niu Ba also came back with a sad face: "I just knew that it is not so easy to ask for food in Shanghai, just now I went to a restaurant, and I wanted to pick up some customers to eat the leftover food, but I was kicked out by the shopkeeper and the dog." The most annoying thing is that this person is also economical enough, their bowls are clean, and they don't even need to be washed. ”

I sighed: "It seems that Shanghai is not full of gold, and the people in the city are not easy to fool, so they have to think of something else." ”

Ah Wu Donkey, Er Gouzi and You Si Ji wanted to take a chance in the restaurant, but they were already so hungry that their eyes were dazzled. It happened that across the street was a butcher shop, and a meat board was placed at the door of the store, with a few pieces of bacon hanging above it. The bacon is very tempting, the lean part is purple-red, the fat part is cured yellow, and the oil is dripping down. Two shopkeepers with aprons tied with oilcloth chatted behind the meat case.

Ah Wu Donkey, Er Gouzi and Four Oily Chickens looked at the bacon and their eyes were straight, and their eyes were already shining with hunger.

At this time, they looked at the bacon and produced the illusion, they seemed to see the bacon smiling towards them, actually probed the end of the street, the aroma ushered in, they seemed to be hugging the bacon, the bacon colored their souls, so they had a certain attachment to the bacon.

Ah Wu Donkey stared at the piece of bacon without turning his eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "The bacon has passed through the intestines, and the gods have also jumped over the wall." The bacon next to it is the largest, it has to be ten catties, enough for us to eat a meal. ”

You Siji replied with a saliva on his face: "Do you have a problem with bounce?" ”

Ah Wu Donkey visually checked the angle and distance of the runner and said, "No problem, come with us to pick apples from the tree." ”

The second dog cried and cried: "The second dog wants to eat." ”

You Siji made up his mind and said to Ergouzi: "Good Ergouzi, you go to Maoda across the street now, and ask them to come over together, there is something to eat." ”

The second dog believed it and ran to our side.

After the second dog left, You Siji made up his mind: "You take it off and run, I'll cut it off for you." ”

Ah Wu Donkey said, "Look at me." Ah Wu Donkey began to run, he obliquely guarded the alley, the speed became faster and faster, in a blink of an eye, he rushed to the meat case, jumped up, an apple picking action, the largest piece of bacon was successfully picked into his hand, Ah Wu Donkey ran desperately with bacon.