Touch!!

The moon's turnip field was smashed into a large crater by the heavenly generals, causing rabbits to come forward and surround the pit

The deserted Moon Palace

Crunch――――

The abrupt sound of the door opening echoed in the empty hall

A little rabbit clattered and clung to the high threshold, trying to climb in

The Chang'e Immortal, who was lying on his side on the high seat, had nothing to do, looking at the book with his eyes lowered

That's right, it's an immortal, not a fairy, she's just the successor of Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e has long since retired and doesn't know how to retire in that paradise~

But the people in the mortal world don't know this rule, and they all call them Chang'e

When the Chang'e Immortal heard this, he didn't raise his head, nor did he look at the little rabbit, and a crisp and pleasant voice sounded in the hall, muttering, "What's wrong?" ”

The little rabbit was still trying to climb in, a little anxious, and heard Chang'e's somewhat lazy voice asking

The little rabbit gave up the idea of climbing in, stood up straight, pricked up his long ears, and put his pink paws on his stomach: "Immortal! There was a tengu that flew to our moon."

Chang'e was a little unexpected, this was not a good day for the tengu to eat the moon, she subconsciously replied: "Isn't it just to drive away?" ”

The little rabbit pondered for a while, and continued to speak hesitantly: "But this time...... It's a male, but it's just ...... It's a bit ...... "short."

Before the little rabbit finished speaking, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, and the little rabbit couldn't stand steadily, and rolled on the ground before stopping

When he lay on the ground and looked at the immortals in the main hall, he had long since disappeared, and the book fell to the ground and no one cared about it

Looking back, there was a long phantom light behind the Chang'e Immortal, and the Chang'e Immortal was rushing forward at a speed of 100 meters, with a terrifying light in his eyes

Just listen to a sentence floating in the air

"Then don't hurry up and catch it, the old lady is a man I haven't seen for hundreds of years, ahhahaha~ Catch a man~ Ahhh!"

A cold sweat broke out on the back of the rabbit's head, and "......" knew that this would be the result, and he didn't tell her about this old leftover girl if he knew it

The little rabbit ran in the opposite direction of the Chang'e Immortal, a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes, and he was secretly proud in his heart

However, the immortal didn't ask where the tengu was, so she went to drive the tengu away, so that the title of the immortal in the heavenly realm for ten thousand years of single dogs kept ๑ 乛 v 乛๑ hehe

Thinking of this, the little rabbit's ears were inadvertently erected

"Dada! You! At! Think! What the?! Chang'e kept chasing after the little rabbit, her gloomy face was murderous, her eyes burst with a terrifying red light, and a weird smile appeared at the corner of her mouth

The little rabbit exploded in his mind, and immediately burst into tears, running faster: "Did you install a positioning system on me!" ”

The Chang'e immortal who was chasing after him took out the hemp rope, threw it into the sky, and then threw the little rabbit running in front of him

The little rabbit is not a vegetarian either, a perfect 380-degree turn, and in the end it was tightly lassoed by the hemp rope that fell from the sky

The Chang'e immortal took the opportunity to overtake the little rabbit, turned around and made a grimace, laughing very obscenely: "Dead rabbit lose weight!" I'm here with my boyfriend, and my mother's spring is coming too, hahaha, lula...... Emma! ”

The Chang'e immortal let out a short scream, and she fell defenselessly into a large pit

The rabbit leaned against a rockery and broke the hemp rope that bound his hands by the corners of the rockery, which was still sharp

After grinding the hemp rope, the little paw quickly threw away the rope on the pink soft belly, ran and jumped to the front of the pit, straightened up and crossed his waist, and looked condescendingly at the angry Chang'e immortals in the pit

Quite arrogantly said: "Haha! I didn't expect it, I already knew that you would come to this trick, so I dug a pit early and waited for you to jump, you just waited to be single for the rest of your life! Wow, quack, "After speaking, he ran away without looking back."

The Chang'e Immortal stood at the bottom of the pit with her cheeks puffed out, rubbing her hair irritably, trying to cast a spell but couldn't do anything

The Chang'e Immortal was puzzled and scratched his head: Is it because the signal here is not good?

The little rabbit lay on the edge of the pit, leaned out a rabbit head, looked at Chang'e with big eyes, and quickly glanced around to make sure that there was no one

Put his paw to his mouth, lower his voice and whisper, "I'm here to tell you!" This pit has a formation, and you can't use the spell in two hours, and you can't climb out, and the wall is covered with the silt that has accumulated in the East China Sea for a long time."

The little rabbit took out a pair of small sunglasses and put them on his eyes, making a transformation pose, like Superman Dynamic emitting dynamic light waves

With a sense of justice, he said: "Your single life is guarded by me!" ”

I don't know where to take out the orange water gun, snug it at Chang'e's face, and then slip away

Smoke rose above the head of the angry Chang'e Immortal, and black tears slowly flowed from his eyes

The Chang'e Immortal stretched out his hand and touched his face: "Grass!" The ash at the bottom of the pot really can't be used as eyeshadow! ”

Seeing this, the Chang'e Immortal had no way to get out, so he had an idea, squatted down and kept digging the soil with both hands

Chang'e immortals don't know how long it has been planing, anyway, they can't dig it out next to the original pit, and they complain in their hearts that the formation is really fucking perverted (▼ dish ▼#)

Looking back at the long black hole, I was secretly happy in my heart: I could go out soon, and victory was ahead

The Chang'e Immortal was excited, and hit the dirt in front of him with a punch, and the mud wall collapsed without fighting, and the dust and dust flew in all directions

The old man who was eating didn't have time to react at all, and watched the earthen wall collapse in front of him, and the dust came towards him, and he stopped picking up the rice, as if someone had pressed the pause button

At the place of the collapsed earthen wall, the soot gradually dissipated, and the Chang'e immortal poked out her head first, squinted her eyes to look at this new world, pinched her nose with one hand, and fanned away the dust with the other, and she crawled out of the tunnel

Out of the tunnel, he stood up and jumped on the spot, dusting off Zen's body

The Chang'e Immortal caught a glimpse of the covered land fairy, his eyes lit up, and he stepped forward with his hands behind his back and leaned down slightly, his eyes narrowing slightly at the face of the land fairy

He straightened up again and circled around the land fairy, and finally climbed onto the table and squatted, carefully looking at the land fairy

The next moment, the Chang'e Immortal clapped his hands excitedly and shouted: "Eight cards and eight cards!" Terracotta warriors! Great stuff! Valuable very Good stuff"

The land fairy coughed at the right time, sprayed dust from the cherry puree mouth, blinked, pulled out a far-fetched smile and looked at the Chang'e immortal in front of him, and said, "Chang'e immortal, do you think the smoke ring I spit out looks good?" ”

The Chang'e Immortal was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened in horror, and at the same time, he did not forget to punch the Earth Immortal in the face, jumped off the table and retreated far away

With his back pressed against the mud wall behind him, he kept stamping his feet, pointing at the land fairy and screaming: "Ah! My nine-tailed fox grandma~ Alive! Living Land Immortals! ”

The land fairy in this Moon Palace has not come out for hundreds of years, and she never doubted whether the land fairy has been feathered into stone, and then the land fairy has never come out to bubble, so she is even more sure that the land fairy must be dead

There was no arrangement for the distribution of other land immortals, and there was no notice, so she didn't bother to care

Of course I'm excited to see you today! The land fairy is really as good as his name, and there is really a lot of soil all over his body!

Seeing this, the Chang'e Immortal immediately calmed down, shook his head and sighed, and muttered in a dejected voice: "Money is in the water!" ”

The Land Immortal was not surprised by the reaction of the Chang'e Immortals, after all, after all, since he came to the Moon Palace, he had not gone up to breathe

Living the ordinary life of the people underground, he is a good citizen of the society if he doesn't cause trouble or be a demon, and occasionally reluctantly talks to the cockroach brother to solve problems

His relationship with Brother Cockroach can be said to be very iron!

The cockroach in the corner was packing his luggage and scolding and talking cockroaches: Your ear saw me talking to you? Besides, you don't know what I call it, π_π and it's clear that you've been pestering me all day! Can you figure it out?

And as soon as he saw this woman, he knew that she was a Chang'e immortal, after all, not everyone exuded the smell of ancient Egyptian mummies and single dogs!

But when the land fairy heard Chang'e's words, 'The money has been lost', he covered his heart with a sad face

After listening to the words of the Chang'e Immortal, he felt an inexplicable sense of grief and indignation in his heart: My mud wall was smashed by your old man's house, and I can't eat any food, and your old man has no money to make good money! Where did you come from?! What's more, it's me, an innocent land immortal, who suffers!

The land immortal took a deep breath and slowly spit it out, and saluted the Chang'e immortal according to the immortal product: "Immortal, you have a golden and brilliant moon palace, and even the stairs are white jade, are you afraid that this little money will be wasted?" ”

The corners of Chang'e Immortal's mouth twitched, this is the truth, but why is this old man's name so scolding?

Chang'e Immortal suddenly remembered that the Land Immortal had a magical shovel, if he could borrow it to dig tunnels, the efficiency would be better than using hand plowing the soil, maybe it would be easier, anyway, he was not a big man

The land fairy's scalp was numb when he was directly looked at by the Chang'e immortal, and he had a very ominous premonition, so he stepped back without stepping

The Chang'e Immortal approached the land fairy with trembling legs and feet with a wicked smile: "Land Immortal, I heard that you have a shovel to dig tunnels?" Digging extremely fast and extremely easy? ”

The land fairy shrank to the corner vigilantly, took many steps backwards and fell to the ground, clasped his hands around his knees, and raised his voice: "Immortal, you have to respect yourself!" ”

When the Chang'e immortal heard this, he was very unhappy at that time, glared at the beautiful eyes, rolled up his sleeves, and went up to grab the bangs of the land fairy

Casually conjured up a bright silver blade, hooking a playful smile, the silver blade was playing in his hand, and he glanced at the land fairy lightly, with a compelling chill all over his body

With an expression of indifference in an instant, he raised his knife and stabbed at the head of the land fairy, and the land fairy was suddenly frightened, closed his eyes tightly, and almost succumbed to the knife of the Chang'e immortal

The Chang'e Immortal simply plunged the blade into the mud wall next to the Earth Fairy's head, and the cold blade that was exposed was close to the Earth Fairy's ears

The Chang'e Immortal raised his eyes sharply and threatened coldly: "If you don't give it to me, I will find Yue Lao to tie your marriage line with an obese and sickly old sow!" The little old man is the most happy to do this kind of thing."

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The following words have nothing to do with the text.,If you don't read it, you can quit.,Cry and laugh hehe! >O<

[Digression: Let's say something hypocritical:-|(Gas: Just your),I've not been very happy for a while:-|,I don't know my motivation to update......

I want to write funny and light-hearted essays, (and I only want to write funny, otherwise the boring style is really not my own style), but it always backfires, and I always feel that the plot is old-fashioned and not novel

(Gas: Melon peel, you still know!) ）

Sometimes I wonder, why do I write novels? How good it is to be a lazy and free ordinary person, why risk sudden death, in the middle of the night, the third watch is still holding his mobile phone baby code novel, revise the novel, right~ (gas: So what lazy method are you going to innovate?) :P）

But then I think, this is what I like, isn't it nice to be able to write the plot I envisioned? If this is something that adds some fun to my life, then I should write it down, why not~

Besides, everyone around me is busy with what they like, and it would be embarrassing if I was the only one living in a mess

(Gas: Ahhhh Stinky and shameless! I'm embarrassed that I didn't see you when someone else's king took you to fly)

It's sixteen this year, and it's a child who has expired, although it has just expired for eight or nine days :), and you can continue to bounce around (gas: during the epidemic, it's good to bounce on the Internet, brush up on the video of your favorite grandma pig or something)

But I still want to have something that makes me happy every day, whether it's given by others, or whether it's the satisfaction that I feel when I see the results of my efforts......

Who is not uncommon to be able to eat sweet candy: P, even people with hard mouths don't want others to give Ta a 'sugar'~

This other person is not out of pity for the other person's point of view, or simply thinks that you are good and you are worth it...... When others give you 'sugar', of course you have to repay each other at an equivalent price, and it's right to have a relationship~

If the other party has been paying and can't get anything in return, the feeling of disparity and angina pectoris can be described by Wang Baochuan who has waited for Xue Pinggui for 18 years

Do you know the irritability?

Yesterday I went to study, went to the cafeteria after school, waited for nearly half an hour and the cafeteria aunt didn't give me food, and finally the aunt told me that I wanted to eat nothing, and I really wanted to leave :), but the idea was serious at that time (//∇//), even though the aunt was busy, but my time was also time...... The classmates who came a little later than me have eaten and left two or three batches......

Fortunately, I asked another classmate to go to the labor department to complete the task in advance, otherwise the class would have deducted 12 points because of me, that kind of grievance...... It's the hardest part of the new year......

I myself was responsible for a lot of things in the class, and for various reasons, I ate in the cafeteria no more than three times a semester

A few of my friends were staring at me without speaking (a fuse can blow up!). They laughed at me for being serious, and it made me want to laugh so much that I couldn't stop crying and laughing

But they were still afraid that I would do something, and now they are angry and have itchy teeth when they think about it...... Don't mention it, change the topic, I'm annoyed when I talk about it, I don't want to hear it, how can there be someone in the world who can complain like me, and if I complain again, I won't have friends, hug my good friends, friends in my heart, work together to break the gold, dispel the troubles, go back to their own homes, ahh It's all sleeping with me! Hey

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If you look a little shorter, I hope that the next article can be a little more natural and smooth, the demeanor and language description are more vivid, and the hands and feet can be let go in terms of article pattern, (anyway, the good friends who are playing are not watching, so you don't need to let go), the character image is more independent, and the writing is more mature

I can't bear to look at some of the things I wrote before, and I sent them out as soon as my brain wanted to write something, and I was still irrational, but I knew what my problems were

It was a sunny afternoon! When the network editor found me and asked me if I wanted to write an article, I hesitated for a moment and agreed, but I was in a hurry to open the article, and the outline was not written, only a vague impression, and I thought at the time: It's all over writing, whatever~

And I hope that the character of the male protagonist is lively and cute.,But the setting and the female owner are rivals.,As a result, the male owner has been in a bubbling state.,The personality is also erratic.,When the male owner appeared, he was very excited.,Tangled for a long time and finally determined the character of the male owner on the night of the 5th,,Emmm~

After looking at it, why did you say so much nonsense at once? This word counts the water and the material is flavorful (the original text is more than 3200), it is old, then the sauce ~ died first, Goodbye ~ zZ]