Chapter 5
While eating breakfast, Xiao Xuanmo said: "I have a godbrother, his personality is particularly distorted, when he was a child, he was more like a girl, twisting and pinching, after he grew up, because it was too short, only 5cm, the soft and hard couldn't get up, and he couldn't ejaculate, so he went to have sex reassignment surgery, and his personality became more bitter and mean, and he squirted when he saw everyone, like a neuropath, he went to see a psychiatrist, and took medicine, and it was useless to receive physical therapy, the key is that he still likes me, so I want to tell you, so as not to scare you when I run into it, By the way, his name is Fu Yuanshu. Yang Mengmeng was immediately stunned, she didn't expect that there were such strange things in the world, it was so terrible, she frowned, Xiao Xuanmo brought Yang Mengmeng over, and then said: "Don't worry, my brother is not the kind of irresponsible, his own woman is bullied and doesn't say anything, so don't be afraid, I will protect you"
Said Cao Cao Cao arrived, they walked hand in hand on the street after breakfast, and an ugly voice came through, like a duck's voice: "Yo, who is this, isn't this our brother Xuanmo, who is the green tea ** next to this?" Come out and sell it? Specially seduced our brother" Xiao Xuanmo frowned when he heard this voice, his eyes were sharp, and he hugged Yang Mengmeng: "Speak cleanly, if you don't want to be beaten by me" After speaking, he clenched his fists and made a crackling sound, Fu Yuanshu accepted it when he saw it: "Cut, okay, but with her ugly appearance, can she be worthy of you?" Hmph, I'm going shopping, I'm looking for you, mua" After speaking, he also gave a flying kiss, super disgusting, super invincible and greasy, making people want to vomit, he himself looks a little human, but the makeup is super thick, and it is about to fall to the ground, which makes people feel very uncomfortable, the kind of thief that is fucking disgusting, even if he is the only shemale left in the world, there are no women, the whole world is a man, and no one wants to fuck him!!
In order not to affect Yang Mengmeng's mood, Xiao Xuanmo plans to take her shopping, Xiao Xuanmo's family is good, his parents have opened a foreign trade company, the business is very good, and he is worth at least tens of millions, and he also has a job of graphic design in his own live broadcast, there is absolutely no problem with tens of thousands a month, and he has saved millions of dollars himself now. He took Yang Mengmeng to Watsons first, and as soon as he entered, the waiters enthusiastically promoted it, and they bought more than 5,000 yuan, and then withdrew. Next, I went to the clothing store to see how many sets of couple clothes the two of them adjusted, and immediately changed into black, black skirts for girls, black pants and coats for boys with white T-shirts, simple matching and wearing an unprecedented sense of fashion, the combination of handsome guys and beauties made people on the road stunned one by one.
I bought a lot of things, and Xiao Xuanmo originally wanted to carry them alone, but there were too many things, so I had to ask Yang Mengmeng to help take them, and when I returned to the hotel, the two of them were so tired that they lay down. Xiao Xuanmo felt panicked under his waist, it turned out to be a condom, which should have been put when the waiter was tidying up the room, the two looked at each other awkwardly, Xiao Xuanmo said: "Mengmeng, I like you, but I want you again on the wedding night, this is also your wish, as soon as we graduate, we will get married, okay" After speaking, he took out two rings from his pocket, which he just bought when Yang Mengmeng went to the bathroom, the shiny ring swore that the two people were pure and beautiful love, Yang Mengmeng nodded heavily, and then pounced enthusiastically, kissed him wildly on Xiao Xuanmo's thigh, Xiao Xuanmo couldn't resist Yang Mengmeng, who was so enthusiastic.
After kissing, the two had a simple lunch and slept together, and when they woke up, it was already more than 6 o'clock in the afternoon, and the two went downstairs to forage for food. This time they were eating Tanyu, and it was a coincidence that they met Yang Nan in the store, Yang Mengmeng's younger brother, they exchanged a few words, Yang Mengmeng introduced Xiao Xuanmo to Yang Nan, before she had told her brother in WeChat for the first time that she had a boyfriend, so Yang Nan was not very surprised to see Xiao Xuanmo, seeing Xiao Xuanmo look like this, his voice was also good, his first impression was very good, they ate together, and then dispersed after adding WeChat to each other. Back at the hotel, they took a mandarin duck bath, kissed and hugged in the toilet and went to bed after a handful of lifts, Yang Mengmeng was so tired, so even if she slept so long in the afternoon, she was still sleepy, and she fell asleep all of a sudden. At this time, Xiao Xuanmo's mobile phone rang, it was Yang Nan calling, and he wanted to ask Xiao Xuanmo to drink.
Xiao Xuanmo glanced at Yang Mengmeng, sent a mobile phone message asking her to wake up and call her, explaining that she was going out for a trip and then took her things and left.
Xiao Xuanmo and Yang Nan found the nearest Qing bar and sat down, ordered a lot of wine, and then started chatting. Yang Nan inherited the good genes of his parents, and his sister has the same super high appearance, white skin, 180 height, as well as tiger teeth and a pear nest, and the figure is also very good, although there are no abdominal muscles, but the clothes are thin, and there is meat in the undressing, but so far like his sister, the mother and fetus are single, not a family, and they don't enter a family.
Yang Nan usually talks very little, like Xiao Xuanmo, he walks in a cold and ascetic style, but today, for the sake of his sister, he used wine to strengthen his courage, and he crackled and said: "Brother-in-law, let me tell you, you have to treat my sister well." Our parents died when we were young, and we depended on each other, my sister loved me very much, often bought me clothes and gave me money to spend, I was young and ignorant, dropped out of school early, but I couldn't earn a few dollars, and my sister never disliked me and blamed me. I came today to warn you not to hurt my sister. My sister is really super kind, once she overheard her best friend saying bad things about her to others, she also chose to forgive, she was once wronged in the live broadcast room, she was not maintained by the anchor, she swiped a lot of gifts and was hurt like this and didn't say anything, she is really super good. Good personality, good looks, good voice, good temperament, good figure, good temperament, everything is good, it is your blessing to meet her. My sister is just a mouthpiece, she has a lot of yellow jokes, and she can't do anything without it. Usually funny, in fact, it is very vulnerable, very detail-oriented, and easy to think too much, so you have to think more from his point of view, be more considerate of her, and love her......" Xiao Xuanmo nodded solemnly after listening: "Don't worry, she is my first woman and the last, I can do what you want, even more, do better, the men in our family are all infatuated, and will never let down their own women, once the ring is put on, it will be a lifetime"
The two drank some more wine, chatted a little, talked about life, talked about ideals, talked about poetry and distance, Xiao Xuanmo was drunk at about 10 o'clock, Yang Nan was fine, so he called a substitute driver to send the two of them back to the hotel, booked a room by himself, and then sent Xiao Xuanmo back.
"Wow, what's the matter with you, why are you so drunk?" Yang Mengmeng woke up at about 8 o'clock, saw Xiao Xuanmo's message, and thought that since he had something to do, he still shouldn't bother him, so he was watching the drama by himself, or "Parents' Love", and when he heard the voice, he came out to open the door, where did he think that it would be this scene, and he was startled. Yang Nan "Don't worry about the things between men, I sent your man, I'll leave first, I'm so tired" After speaking, he turned around and left.
Yang Mengmeng helped Xiao Xuanmo to the bed, Xiao Xuanmo's eyes were foggy, and he was very drunk at first glance, and drank a lot of wine, "Baby, I love you so much, I love you so much, I like you so much." I'll tell you a secret secret, oh, I'm Sakura" Yang Mengmeng was amused: "What the hell, you say it again, what are you" "Oh, oh, Sakura" Yang Mengmeng suddenly remembered, Xiao Xuanmo said that he didn't like to drink, and something would happen, it seems that there was a good show to watch, Yang Mengmeng decisively took out his mobile phone video: "I don't believe you, unless you prove it, change one to me" "Okay, no problem, now I'm the domineering president, baby, you know what's playing with fire?" Come on, kiss one, mua" Xiao Xuanmo took off his suit jacket as he spoke, then took off his watch again, unbuttoned it, loosened the belt, and..."Balala energy, the little demon fairy's whole body changed" After speaking, he really did that sand sculpture "Sister, it's a little milk dog, woo woo, sister, people want to kiss and hug, okay, sister, please, love you, bujiu" It's really seamless, and the voice has become a milk dog sound, magical, I've never heard Xiao Xuanmo change his voice," My dear, I'm a warm man, drink more hot water, take care of myself more, don't stay up late, be obedient, I'll cook for you" After speaking, learn the action of stir-frying "Auntie, I'm Xiao Zhengtai, do you like me?" Auntie, I'll marry you when I grow up" Yang Mengmeng was helpless, what the hell, Auntie, this generation has been upgraded directly, "I'm a fool, no one wants a fool, I'm a sauerkraut fish Sour and vegetable and redundant I'm a yellow stewed chicken Yellow, stuffy and spicy chicken I'm a tofu skin Funny, rotten and very skinny I'm a shredded potato Dirty and funny and dick... To me or dick" Hahaha, Yang Mengmeng laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, looking forward to his next change, "I'll tell you a big joke, hahahaha, I'm just a joke" It's too funny This person, it's too funny "I'm the number one brand of our Qinglou, does the son want me?" Can you let me linger with you tonight, you are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world" "Is it true that I am a man in the world who falls in love with two people at the same time, Ru Ping, Yiping" "Do you know that we are called cheating, you are so sassy" Hahahaha, what kind of classic quotations are these, Yang Mengmeng laughed and burst into tears, and the mobile phone was unstable "Hmm~ Little sister, will your boyfriend be angry if I talk to you like this, will my boyfriend be angry, am I good to be your boyfriend, don't dislike me Green tea, I love you, You're glamorous enough to have many boyfriends" and then revert back to your original voice "Bah, there is a brazen person like you" Oh my God, is this a drama spirit? "Finally, I will bring you a song, I am Pig Man, LulalalulaLuluLu
Lulalulaha Yang Mengmeng reacted after a long time, and she was looking forward to him continuing to perform, she immediately saved the video, and then uploaded it to Baidu Cloud, 360 cloud disk, as well as U disk, laptop, iPad, with Xiao Xuanmo's character, she will definitely be deleted, save it more hahaha, and the kind that needs to be encrypted and locked.
After the frolic, Yang Mengmeng helped Xiao Xuanmo wipe his body, the two of them made rapid progress before, and they looked at everything that should be seen and what should not be seen, so they don't shy away now, but even if they sprayed perfume, the smell of wine still couldn't disperse, Yang Mengmeng had no choice but to sleep, but she slept far away for the first time, and she hated him to death. Hahaha, Yang Mengmeng turned on her phone to watch the video she just recorded, the kind that loops infinitely.
In the early morning of the second day, Xiao Xuanmo woke up, his whole head felt like it was going to crack, Yang Mengmeng saw that he was awake, and immediately handed him the sobering soup, Xiao Xuanmo felt much better after drinking it, Yang Mengmeng smiled, "Do you remember what you did last night" "I drank, I don't remember later, what's going on" "Hahaha, it's okay, nothing happened, you fell asleep as soon as you came back" Xiao Xuanmo didn't think about it, but he couldn't ask why, so he played a trick, pretended to believe, and then slowly came out of the routine.
"Baby, I'm going back tomorrow, the family is urging" Xiao Xuanmo suddenly proposed, Yang Mengmeng immediately hugged him, "Woo woo, I can't bear you, super reluctant, or you put me in a suitcase and take it away, okay, okay, please~ Please, brother, husband, baby, baby" Xiao Xuanmo: "I want to too, but the conditions don't allow it, or you come to Inner Mongolia to find me" Yang Mengmeng had a flash of inspiration: "Okay, I'll go back with you, I'll talk to my family" Yang Mengmeng immediately called back and said that her family was very fond of her and was obedient to her, as long as she reported it, it would be OK.
At about 5 p.m., the two men left the house and went on a plane to Inner Mongolia.
This is Yang Mengmeng's first time on a plane, it feels quite fresh, watching the white clouds floating around in the sky, very comfortable, comfortable mood, and then looking at the sleeping handsome face next to her, this side of the face is simply the appearance of a fairy, she can't help but go up and kiss a few mouthfuls. The stewardess next to me passed by, with a look of envy, it's really a fairy match, this is the hero and heroine of the comics, it's too powerful, I like it so much.
After getting off the plane, the two went home directly, Xiao Xuanmo lived opposite his parents, did not live in the same room, there were several villas at home, but they didn't live much, they all went to live on a whim. "Are you nervous about going to see my parents?" "Huh? Meeting parents? What the heck? When did I say I was going to see my parents" Xiao Xuanmo smiled: "Don't worry, they went abroad, and they won't be able to come back for ten days and half a month, do you know?" Yang Mengmeng breathed a sigh of relief, pouted angrily, and pinched Xiao Xuanmo hard. Xiao Xuanmo gasped, and then forcibly kissed Yang Mengmeng.