Volume 1 Chapter 6 The Taoist Priest Robs the Marriage
Outside the door is a young man dressed as a Taoist priest, with boxwood hairpins tied up in his hair, a blue middle coat, high socks and double-face shoes.
Rao was startled, but I still pretended to be calm and raised my hand to stop everyone's panic. I'm afraid that the person who came is not a good stubble, and he has the intention of making trouble, but since he throws stones to ask for directions, he has always been a salute before a soldier, and I politely handed him a face: "Compassion and mercy, dare to ask this Taoist Elder Immortal Township, is there a degree?"
The Taoist priest stepped into the courtyard, revealing a strange face in the darkness. He is also twenty years old, his cheeks are fleshy, with a bit of baby fat that has not yet faded, but his facial features are as cold and hard as a knife and an axe, especially the two eyebrows that splash ink, and the iron and silver hooks are chiseled on the fleshy face, which is strange and disobedient.
"Quanzhen Longmen Zhao Kongya." The Taoist priest coldly reported himself to the door, and out of nowhere he found a thin Taoist certificate, opened it in front of my eyes, and in the dimness I only saw the phantom of the photo on the inner page.
Inexplicably feeling a trace of provocation, my attitude was also cold, and I bared my teeth: "Heh, the immortal drives the noble foot on the cheap ground, what are you doing?"
Zhao Kongya's eyes were clear and there were no waves in the ancient well, but the place where he looked seemed to be covered with a layer of invisible ice flowers, and the coldness was compelling. Yin's father nervously blocked Yin's mother behind him, and everyone stood aside, and the air was extremely solemn. Only the old god of Guihai Chongming, who was sitting under the wall, was there, squinting at the excitement without caring about himself.
"Hand over the white prayer." Zhao Kongya didn't mean to deal with me at all, his tone was cold, and he went straight to the point: "You can not be held accountable for these things that are detrimental to the yin owl that you have done."
"Do you say you will hand it over? Who are you? I sneered, not hiding my disdain and arrogance. However, to be honest, I don't really want to go head-to-head with a serious Taoist priest. It's not just because the marriage is really wrong. The main reason is that I have a few immortal families who can't mediate in my body, and I can't go out of the hall, and I can't be an ordinary person in peace, but if he has some ability, he must see it. I definitely won't get any benefit from the head-on conflict, you know, if the Taoist priest wants to take control of the wild immortals who are scattered and cultivated, it is a simple matter, not to mention that I am still injured.
But I am a typical person who eats soft rather than hard, and the donkey has a bad temper, and there is no way at all. Since the baby-faced attitude makes me unhappy, then I will stare at him with sharp eyes, and I can't beat him, and the momentum is in place.
Father Yin hesitated and stood forward, handing over a step: "This ...... Dao Ye, this matter has nothing to do with this master, everyone has something to say, the marriage was originally promised by those two hard-working children......"
"Fuck you!" A sharp shouting and scolding suddenly interrupted his words, and everyone was startled, and even Zhao Kongya frowned.
A bunch of people poured in outside the door, led by a man and a woman. The man has a somewhat fat figure, no hair on the top of his head, a gloomy expression, and wears a well-textured checked shirt and a wool vest. The woman is unusually eye-catching, with a large skeleton, quite strong, and a thin ochre-red shirt stretched out on her body, extorting a pile of layers of fat. With a round pearl necklace around her neck, a pair of green jade earrings on her ears that swayed her eyes, and at least five or six golden rings in her hands, at first glance she looked like a moving jewelry shelf, and her exaggerated and unmatched clothing made people involuntarily ignore her appearance. This pair of nouveau riche style, it must be that the Bai family didn't run!
The white mother came in with a whirring cry and went straight to Yin's father: "What a good thing your family has done!" It is estimated that a good man does not fight with a woman, she has no fear to pull Yin's father's collar, and the crying sound shocks the hearts of the people: "You ghosts! Let my son die without peace! ”
"Let go!" The tendons on the short and fat young man's neck swelled, and he clamped her wrist with the yellow gold bracelet and pushed the person outward: "The marriage was proposed by your son!" My sister-in-law put her life on the line for your son, and if you don't ask your Bai family to compensate for your life, you still have the face to make trouble? Get lost! Get out! ”
The white mother grabbed the young man's arm and pushed it hard, but the young man did not move, but she herself stumbled and sat on the ground with her ass, so the white mother simply sprinkled it: "Beat people!" You still dare to hit people! She turned her head and cried at the people who came with the Bai family: "You have all seen it, their short-lived ghost killed my son, and now they are bullying us old people again!" I can't live! ”
Father Yin broke free from her clamps, his collar was still wrinkled, he was embarrassed, he tried his best to restrain his anger, and his voice was squeezed out from between his teeth: "Don't be unreasonable!" The daughter I have raised for more than 20 years has forced you Bai family to death with a poisonous tongue, but you give us an explanation! ”
"Say? What is the statement? Bai Mu's eyes widened like copper bells: "Your daughter is dead, her life is short!" She deserves it! What do you want from me? ”
As soon as she finished speaking, a burnt black wooden stick slashed down on her head, and she turned white and collapsed to the ground, which could not be avoided! Yin's mother copied the fire stick used to burn the paper, swept away the people, and was about to fight again with a stick, but was surrounded by Bai Laozi and the Bai family, and dragged away with a twist. Yin's father was anxious, shouted "Xiuwen" and plunged into the crowd, and the short and fat young man hurriedly ran over and scolded: "Damn! Dare to move my Yin family to try! "Everyone else also followed the young man into the battle circle, and for a while he grabbed and beaten, and you pulled me, and the scene was quite chaotic for a while.
I was caught off guard by the sudden change, and I was forced to squeeze under the wall by the scuffle crowd and squatted with Guihai Chongming. It's not a big deal to return to the sea to watch the excitement, and while smacking his mouth, he patted me on the shoulder excitedly: "Three Tongdian watch the drama - wonderful!" Eh, look at that, it's really a dead hand! And that, good guys! Grumpy, all grumpy! ”
In the chaos, the small table with the incense candles on display was knocked down, and even the shadow pavilion was overturned to the ground. The incense burner was shattered, and the cakes and vegetables were trampled to pieces. The remains were shattered at the feet of the people. In the stirring dust, the black and white face was cut by the hideous gaps, and the cracks cut the corners of Yin Ning's mouth in the photo in a strange arc, silently laughing at this absurd scene.
My heart shrank suddenly, and the chill rushed straight to my head, and my whole person was terrified - there are still many taboos in ordinary white things, not to mention ming marriage, if this is a red and white double evil, it will either be dead or injured! Ignoring the dull pain in my chest, I plunged headlong into the battle circle: "Stop! Stop! ”
However, no one paid attention to me, the Yin family was really angry, the Bai family was also red-eyed, and the two groups of people were inseparable. I hurriedly picked up the portraits of Bai Qiwen and Yin Ning from the ground, and when I looked up, I saw Zhao Kongya taking advantage of the chaos to drag Bai Qiwen's body out of the coffin!
I was shocked and angry, the dragon and phoenix stickers have been melted, which is equivalent to the two parties having an official marriage certificate in Yinsi, and at this time forcibly ruined this marriage, damn, they all have to suffer! Suddenly forgetting the pain in my chest, I screamed wildly: "Don't fucking fight!" That Taoist priest is going to steal people! ”
A roar piercing the clouds and cracking stones finally made everyone notice Zhao Kongya's movements, and the short and fat young man took the lead in reacting, and rushed forward with Zhao Kongya's arrow: "You dare to rob people?"
Bai Mu was like a horse resisting a thousand people, sitting on the ground, hugging the young man's legs tightly, and screaming at the Bai family: "You can't let them go!"
The two groups of people pushed and shoved together, and Zhao Kongya had already carried the body on his shoulders. I was blocked out of the pile of people and couldn't get close for a while, and in a hurry, I swept to Guihai Chongming, who was squatting under the wall and eating melons, and didn't care if it was reliable or not, pointing at Zhao Kongya and roaring at Guihai Chongming: "Quick!" Stop him! ”
"Who? I? Guihai pointed to the tip of his nose blankly.
I was in a hurry: "It's you!" Come on! ”
Guihai stood up slowly, dusted off his body unhurriedly, and smiled meaninglessly at me, without any movement.
Although I have the urge to kick him to the ground, I don't feel confused. Guihai Chongming itself has nothing to do with this matter, I came to Yin's house by chance, it is love to help, not to help is duty, I have no reason to force him, let alone pull him into troubled waters.
I closed my eyes, and just as I was preparing to force a breakthrough, I heard a sparse chuckle: "Let's talk about it first, I'm expensive!"
I opened my eyes in surprise, and before I could figure out the meaning of these words, Guihai Chongming acted treacherously, and in a blink of an eye, he was already standing in front of the iron gate, intercepting Zhao Kongya's way, and I didn't even see his movements.
Guihai Chongming put his hands in his sleeves, and bent the union symbol under his nose to Zhao Kongya: "Little Taoist, what are you doing robbing the groom?"
"Get out of the way!" Zhao Kongya rarely showed a look of surprise, but he quickly returned to his previous indifference and rigidity.
"The dragon and phoenix stickers have been burned, we also have to pay attention to the beauty of adults, don't we? Let's talk ......"
"Get out of the way!" Zhao Kongya interrupted him coldly, without raising his eyelids.
"Tsk, that's no way." Guihai scratched his head and gave way to the side.
Niang Xipi! You're so talkative! I angrily broke free of the two people in close proximity and tried my best to get to the door.
Just when Zhao Kongya and Guihai Chongming were at a loss, between the lightning and flint, Guihai Chongming suddenly attacked, approached Zhao Kongya's door with one hand, grabbed one of Bai Qiwen's arms with the other, and directly removed the body from Zhao Kongya's shoulder.
Zhao Kongya turned his head to avoid Guihai Chongming's offensive, and almost subconsciously slapped his palm towards Guihai Chongming, and made a move, only mysterious, every move and style was a serious kung fu. In contrast, Guihai Chongming relied on indiscriminate attacks and defenses, and there were no routines at all. However, although he repeatedly avoided retreating, and at first glance he looked a little declining, but in the face of Zhao Kongya's moves, he seemed to be able to stagger intentionally or unintentionally. I frowned, suspecting that the kid was deliberately hiding it.
The two of them grabbed one of the corpse's arms, and they didn't let them go. Guihai Chongming's face was not red or panting, and he pulled his lips with a bit of banter: "You have good skills, what kind of kung fu do you make?"
Zhao Kongya forced him to retreat to the sea with one palm, held the corpse in the crook of his arm, made a beautiful closing with one hand, and snorted coldly without changing his face: "Taiyi congenital palm, you can't stop me in a wild way, get out of the way!"
Guihai Chongming bent his eyes and didn't move.
I finally got out of the battle, avoided everyone hiding behind Yin Ning's coffin, and carefully placed the remains of the two on the coffin lid for the time being. Just as I placed the portrait and was about to shamelessly rush over to assist Guihai Chongming to fight one or two, the afterglow was swept away, and a figure flashed behind the side, I turned my head in shock, and I was able to take a look at the person, the old man of the Bai family! I was stunned, and he suddenly pushed me on the back, and I immediately fell heavily on the coffin, my eyes were dark, and a sharp pain in my chest hit.
And what's even worse is that the coffin moved because of this collision!