Jiang Ying doubted several times whether Shu Zhinan was a man, it was not that he was exaggerating, it was really that Shu Zhinan was too much like a girl, no, it was more like a girl than a girl, that kind of feeling that he was a girl in his bones, he would ask for leave like a teacher every time he took physical education class, and girls would ask for leave: "Teacher, I have a stomachache these days." ”

The physical education teacher's eyes are quite vicious, his eyes are on the girl's stomach, and when he asks a few words, he knows whether the girl is menstruating, it's just a god, the boy is a gynecology doctor in private, and over time this has become the nickname of the physical education teacher.

Whenever the book and the physical education teacher want to ask for leave, it is the students in our class who watch the play, and they have to say this one by one, which is much more interesting than the TV series.

"Teacher, I can't do gym class." Shu Yanan took off his eyes, and under the black-rimmed glasses were a pair of eyes that made people want to pity when they saw it.

Who is the physical education teacher, it is a gynecologist who has read countless people, "Why can't you take physical education class?" ”

"It's time for sperm." Shu Yanan covered his stomach and continued to pretend to be pitiful, his eyes were like Lin Daiyu, and the hearts of those who saw it melted.

But the onlookers felt funny, a few students couldn't help laughing, and the other students pursed their lips and couldn't help laughing.

"You're a boy, Lemenzi has a period." The physical education teacher obviously didn't expect that the excuse for Shu Zhinan was menstruation, but the physical education teacher who knew about women's menstruation couldn't understand the boy's sperm period, and the gynecologist couldn't understand it and was angry.

"Teacher, I am the sperm of sperm, and the sperm period has arrived." Books are waiting for the South Road.

"Fine...... I'll go to your uncle's sperm and run five laps. The physical education teacher's face turned from red to white, and then to love, so exciting, the whole class began to run with laughter, and Shu Chengnan was still fighting with the physical education teacher: "This can't be like this, I'm weak, it's very important to come to the Jing period." Shu Chengnan talked about the genital organs, his face was not red and he was not panting, but he told our homeroom teacher that the physical education teacher was ashamed.

Later, I don't know what happened, Shu Yanan didn't use his reproductive organs to respond to the physical education teacher, but this doesn't mean that the battle between Shu Nan and the old physical education teacher is over, this has just begun.

Thinking of the same table in high school, the corners of Jiang Ying's mouth couldn't help but smile a little, it was the most interesting tablemate he had ever seen, and it was also the most unforgettable classmate for him, laughter turned into unspeakable palpitations in the middle of the night, every time he dreamed of Anan, he laughed first and then cried, and then he had insomnia all night.

In class, the teacher asks questions, and Shu Zhinan never raises his hand, even if it is a group question with a reward, it is the same, but no one can answer the question, and the teacher will always call Shu Zhinan to answer, because Shu Zhinan is like a repeater who has memorized the answer, and the correct answer can be completely out, and it is word-for-word.

At first, when the teacher heard such a correct answer, he ordered Shu Huanan to teach the answer, but Shu Huanan raised his heavy eyes and said: "Teacher, I memorized it, but it was before you received the answer, so my answer is with you, and I can't get it." ”

The teacher was angry at the beginning that this classmate was dishonest and wanted to sue the director, Jiang Ying turned to the articles behind the language book that had not been learned: "Teacher, don't, if the book is really unforgettable, you can't get by with the director's face, it's better like this, let's discern whether Anan is a talent or not, this article, you haven't taught it yet, even if we have read it, it is impossible to memorize it, just give Anan thirty seconds, if he can remember it, and can write it on the blackboard word for word, I won't assign my homework today. ”

"What if he can't be silent?" The teacher said.

Jiang Ying glanced at Shu Nan's face, there was no embarrassment, Jiang Ying hated and said: "If you can't be silent, Anan and I will help the whole class clean up for a week." ”

The whole class looked at the teacher with bright eyes, Jiang Ying's gamble no matter who wins or loses, they all have benefits, plus life is a creature that likes to join in the fun, otherwise what is a social animal is not a solitary animal.

The teacher agreed.

Anan took the book in front of him, read it for thirty seconds, then picked up the chalk and began to write, the class was silent, only the sound of chalk and the blackboard rubbing, everyone was looking intently at the words on the blackboard.

When Anan was about to finish writing, the whole class was excited, and the teacher was not included, and the sound of everyone's breathing seemed to be amplified, and someone whispered below.

Is this a person, 800 words, I memorized it in 30 seconds.

God, learn God, I want to hug my thighs.

I'll go, fake, he should have memorized it before.

Some people will be stupid enough to memorize such texts that are basically not tested, and they must have just started to memorize.

When Anan finished writing, the whole class cheered, and the teacher was very happy, there was a talent with excellent memory in their class, she reported it to the principal, their class may not become a top class, she was very happy to think about it, she could increase her salary, and the teachers in other classes must have envied her to death.

Jiang Ying proposed at first just to pull A'an into the water, who told him to always not let him sleep well in class, who always chattered in his ear without doing his homework, he was a waste, who could stand this kind of tablemate.

Sweeping the floor or something, he won't keep his promise, even if Anan doesn't come out, everyone will hate him with the book, who told him to be more serious with the teacher.

But the current situation is that Shu Nan Mo has come down, word for word, and the whole class is cheering for this matter, Jiang Ying looked at Shu Nan with an expressionless face and said, "You, are you human?" ”

"Am I not human?" Anan laughed.

Jiang Ying, who was thinking about bullying the book and waiting for the south, suddenly felt that it was good to have such a tablemate, much more interesting than those girls, but this was without being urged to do her homework.

At that time, Jiang Ying didn't know that because of the play she made, Shu Yanan would be pushed downstairs in the end and fell to death at the age of sixteen.

The last scene in the dream, always in that rainy season, thorny roses growing on the muddy soil, red blood became dazzling and hazy in the red roses, he couldn't remember Anan's face, only remembered him, thank you for calling me Anan.

Jiang Ying couldn't sleep all night, saw that the rain had stopped, and wanted to go out for a walk, but he couldn't walk, he broke a bone very badly.

I don't know when, Jiang Ying fell asleep, and when he woke up, he saw a girl holding a bottle in her left hand, and a piece of grass in her right hand dangling on her nose, which made his nose itch, and he said angrily: "Whose child is so rude." ”

At this moment, an old grandmother hugged the girl and said: "What are you fierce, don't you know what the child is afraid of, our Bao'er is still here, it's normal to be ignorant, what should you do if you give our Bao'er a shadow in your heart, see how I let you accompany and accompany you." The old grandmother picked up her granddaughter and walked, still scolding Jiang Ying.

Jiang Ying wanted to get up and theorize with them, whose grandmother would spoil the child sooner or later.