Chapter Thirty-Four: Cultivation and Flirting Became the Smoke and Laughter of Elves

Smoke and laughter dragged me into the air, and it was the strange gravitational pull that threw me to the grass. Yan Xiaochen fluttered his wings and flew in front of me and said, "Xiao Yihuan, your cultivation here is twice the result with half the effort. It can help you get qi as quickly as possible, and after you succeed in cultivation, ask me to check what is going on in your body. ”

"Okay, that's what I just knew, I want you to find that person's reincarnation." I sorted out my body's cultivation posture and began to cultivate. When I immersed myself in cultivation again, I could see some details that I couldn't see, although there were flowers and plants, what finally provided nutrients was the flying smoke and laughter.

When he was about to form a Qi Pill, he couldn't do it with all his might. Tired and on the ground, I opened my eyes to look around, and found that I had a pile of dirt on my body again. I can't bear this place, it's polluted by me.

I proposed to the sleeping Yan Xiaochen, shook him awake and said, "Wake up, send me out to take a bath." ”

Yan Xiaochen opened his eyes slightly, flew in the air and stopped sleeping. With a wave of my right hand, I was thrown back to the villa by a strange gravitational pull.

I went into the tub and turned on the hot water tap. When the water in the bathtub was full, I put on my yukata and walked into the bathtub, wiped the mud off my face, untied the strap around my waist, and began to rub the mud off my body.

Six hours later, I rubbed myself clean. Standing in front of the mirror, lying on the bed relaxedly, I saw the report on the TV that said: "The suspect Yi Huan, who refused the country's exchange with other countries, currently lives in the private residence of Li Xinyuan in the western part of the world." If you see this person, please leave a clue and reward 100,000 fierce jade coins. ”

"Hey, I'm worth 100,000 fierce jade coins, I'm really valuable." I put my feet on the table and said.

The ear listened to the next report and said: "The suspect Yi Huan was named by the magic master Lan Yanqing to be her jealous, and helped the magic master Lan Yanqing to reach the ninth level of spiritual art." ”

"What the hell is the ninth level of spiritual art, is it very powerful? Lan Yanqing, that dog thief, will ask me to be his body furnace, who almost killed me in the first place. I muttered dissatisfiedly, and when I opened my eyes and saw the people outside, there were so many.

[Host Yi Huan, the contract soul mate in the previous life has been activated, Yan Xiaochen will continue to serve you, whether to return to the Fengpu Continent to recover all memories]

"Yes, recover all your memories." I picked up the flower tea bag I had just torn, put it in the water bottle and soaked it.

[I am ready to restore all the memories of the host, please close the host's eyes and count down to three seconds]

My avatar exploded, accepting all kinds of memories and smoothing out everything I experienced in those memories. I found out that I was very good to that little girl named Meng Yao, but unfortunately I am not from the elf clan.

I closed my eyes and counted to three, opened my eyes and looked around, and found that Master and Senior Brother were planting trees. I watched as a thunderbolt fell on the elder brother's head and slashed at the elder brother's sore spot.

The senior brother was split into black scorch, and the master muttered something to the senior brother. In an instant, the body of the senior brother was greatly purified. Even my clothes were chopped off, I squatted and covered my eyes, leaving a slit that could see people, and said, "Senior brother's figure is really good, and the master must be very happy at night." ”

Shizun took off his begonia robe and draped it over the senior brother and said, "He is overheard, come out." ”

I continued to stay in the grass, and the master ran over and grabbed people. I want to be invisible in an instant, and no one can see me. But if I was caught up and carried someone else's pot, I was not allowed to redress my grievances. What kind of stealth technique, when did I steal two big men, I wronged the one who was more wronged than the one who was wronged?

Click, the master is several times better than last time, this person is a god, give a copy of the maintenance cheats. I also want to have a copy and be a beautiful girl.

The master wears a silver crown and ties the hair on the top of the ear. A hairpin with the name of the elder brother written on it was inserted in the crown of sterling silver hair, and the plump lips were pink and white, like the lip gloss I took from Li Xinyuan.

I was wearing an ancient immortal cultivation robe that I bought from Ding Xue's house, all of which were black and had no flowers on my body. As a result, the master thought that my clothes were like a subordinate carrying a coffin, and it made the master unhappy, what if he didn't teach me to refine the weapon. In the past, this was an unfinished task.

Shizun put his hands behind his back, took the index finger of his right hand with his left hand, and stroked the wind-blown hair around his ears. Shizun really wears new clothes every day, and they are all different.

Only this dress is a little familiar, a red robe, a cross red shirt, embroidered with winter plum blossoms that are not cold and blooming. The dirty belly button is exposed, and the simple black pants on the lower body are used as a belt with rope.

Isn't that what we have in store? Could it be that they have opened the seven orifices and comprehended the beauty of our clothes? So with the shape of this dress, it's still their interracial clothes.

Shizun touched the collar of his left shirt and said, "The clothes for the teacher were changed by your senior brother, and the clothes for the teacher are not ugly, right, second apprentice." ”

The master raised his eyebrows and motioned for me to say good things. I can't say nasty things to irritate his old man, what if he doesn't wear this dress? Isn't the kindness of the elder brother in vain?

Although later I learned about the big brother, it was just to save money. I made a set of women's clothes that were worn by Shizun once and transformed with scissors, and I didn't go to Qingxiang Pavilion to find a girlfriend to solve the problem.

After that, I didn't like the poor thinking of the senior brother, especially after the master left, he was reincarnated, and he still treated people with a picture I am not familiar with you, why should the money be spent on you. Isn't it true that I spend his money to double the money for him? I've always been skeptical about his memory, isn't it an accident that Shizun is with him?

Every time I swear that my master is chasing him, I don't believe it. caused him to have different feelings for the little junior brother, and later learned that the little junior brother remembered the events of his previous life. When the preference of the elder brother is in doubt, the person who loves the truth always remembers some habits until the person who loves him comes to his side and forms a new habit.

I complimented me and said, "Yes, yes, the master brother has the best craftsmanship." ”

"The second apprentice went to the refining mountain alone to find the medicinal materials that the teacher wanted." Shizun pointed to the green-red mountain on the other side of the bamboo forest and said.

Ay! Lifting a stone to shoot myself in the foot, I really can't do it repeatedly. I just wanted to ask Senior Brother for a few magic weapons for self-defense, but Master Zun took off the ring on the middle finger of his right hand and said to me, "This is the gold and earth attribute ring that your senior brother created for me, and now I don't need it for my master, so I will leave it to you." ”

I took it and put it on my hand, but I found that it didn't fit. My fingers are so small that the ring can only be hung on my body, and it just so happens that I used to create a necklace and haven't decided how to match it yet.

I took out the necklace of the self-refining instrument that I had learned from my apprentice, and put the ring in it, and there was an electric current passing through my head. I thought it was my problem, not the magic weapon I built.

Yan Xiaochen and I passed under the mountain, and Shizun remembered how his second apprentice got to the island, and the items he went to the island to find were not written for the apprentice. It seems that the apprentice's cultivation has made great progress, and there is a familiar atmosphere, like a magic weapon left by a god.

But that person didn't even have a reincarnation, so how could he still live alone. What's more, how strange his contract is, he must die if she dies, there is no way to live. At that time, Yan and Jun couldn't even reincarnate their souls, although he couldn't find it, but the divine beasts that lived and died together at that time all died with her.

Shizun shook his head and denied his thoughts, and returned to the collapse with his senior brother in his arms.

The villain who was making tea on the collapse asked the master who came in, "Have you touched him, and there is a smell of him on your body." ”

"Old Man, he's really dead, don't think about him anymore. Don't forget what the contract he signed with her was, the contract of heaven and earth. Who would give up their cultivation and be reborn with a soul that does not exist. The master who covered the quilt for the senior brother also kissed the senior brother's forehead and said.

He jumped into the soaked cup of warm water, put his hand on the rim of the cup and said, "What if he is really willing?" You said that she is really alive, and he is alive, but he doesn't dare to recognize me as an old man. ”

Shizun sat on the chair, picked up the Qinglong insulated teapot next to the old man, and just wanted to pour water into the cup where the old man was staying, but the mouth of the teapot was blocked by the old man's spell and said, "Don't bother, you can't persuade me to decide." He's back, she's back. Only she hasn't come back yet, leaving me alone to live alone, the old man is boring to live! ”

I walked to the bottom of the hill with my stomach growling. I was looking for something to sacrifice my teeth to, but I found that there was nothing to eat nearby. Walking through a bamboo forest, a young man with a bow and arrow flew up to me and stopped in front of me and asked, "Who are you?" No one has ever been able to come down from Qingxiang Island. ”

I wanted to test his bottom line, touched the sound of a fierce belly, pointed to the meat bun behind his back with his left hand and said, "You have to find food for me before I can tell you." Otherwise, no way, don't try to get words out of my mouth. ”

The young man tied the lotus leaf from his back, handed it to me, and said, "When you have finished eating, you must tell me why you came down from that island." ”

I ate so hard that I choked. Slamming his head, the boy saw my actions and told me to wait, and he came as soon as he went. How could I have waited for him, of course he ran.

Running with the qi in the body, my feet are like wearing an automatic treadmill with an automatic 60,000 kilometers, and I don't know where I am going after a while. Just as I wanted to turn my head, a fierce dead man's wind blew, and I vomited everything I had eaten. The smell of my body made me vomit again and I was targeted to blame, and it turned out to be a strange animal.

It looks like a big tiger and has longer tusks than ivory. The forelimbs of the body have a pair of angel wings, and people can say, "If anyone makes me sleep, I will automatically send the mouth material in." ”

Damn, this M takes Lao Tzu as a mouthpiece, and if I don't teach you a lesson, where will I put Yi Huan's face. First try my Qigong second layer magic technique Tianbing Duel, I brushed the ground to smash the Tianbing Duel on the tiger's head, the ice tiger is really beautiful. You can observe what the big tiger looks like up close, and the breath it exhales is really smelly. I vomit once I think about it, and Yan Xiaochen can obviously come out to suppress him, but I am left alone with this indelible shadow.

The smoke and laughter are so bad that I hate them, especially when they come out. The big tiger trembled when he saw him, as if he had eaten him. His mouth opened slightly, and he wanted to kneel down and say, "King, you are back." It's so glad you're not dead. I need to inform my brothers, boss, that you're okay. ”