Chapter 37 The Strange Caravan II
On the roof of the rearmost car.
Li Gang and Tofu Hua sat face to face, Li Gang held a small piece of meat in his hand and shook it in front of Tofu Hua, and said slowly: "Meat!" ”
“... Meat~"
"Be smart, reward you." Li Gang threw the meat into the tofu flower's mouth, it opened its mouth to catch it, and it fell into its stomach in a few clicks.
Gao Lei, who acted as an audience, said: "Is it okay for you to train it like a dog?" ”
"The effect is obvious, now that I have learned a few words, I can also understand some of my simple instructions, it's only been a long time, this guy does have a little bit of wisdom." Li Gang proudly touched the head of the tofu flower.
"Tofu flower, roll."
After receiving Li Gang's order, Lori Tofu rolled neatly on the roof of the car.
Li Gang patted the little head of the tofu flower with satisfaction and praised: "Not bad, not bad, promising." ”
Gao Lei Waterfall Khan: "What kind of purpose are you training it for?" Then what are you going to teach it besides training it to roll, somersaults, and sell cuteness? ”
"I want to think about it..."Li Gang pinched his chin and thought seriously for a few seconds, then said, "By the way, I haven't trained it to take off clothes yet!" This is important. ”
As soon as Li Gang's words fell, he attracted the contemptuous eyes of everyone.
"You're a beast!"
"How can you slander me who is so pure and kind? I'm more wronged than Dou E and her brother! ”
The crowd was silent and continued to cast a look of contempt....
"Okay, okay, I surrender, I just don't want it to play with me every time it transforms, diligence and thrift are virtues!" Li Gang explained.
"There is no need to explain, explanation is a cover-up." Gao Lei patted Li Gang on the shoulder and said: "I can understand what you want to do with a perverted lolita like you, but you can only mole this inhuman girl, if you dare to harm a real human little girl, even if you are a friend, I will not let you go!" ”
"In your hearts, how scummy am I?" Li Gang burst into tears.
In order to reduce the danger, the caravan avoided all the towns on its way, and took the main road in the open area. Although there will be a lot of more roads to walk, it is nothing compared to life safety. It is expected to take four to five days to reach Myeongquan City.
Overall, the escort mission was quite easy, and the hunters had been sitting on the roofs of their cars chatting and dozing off, with nothing to complain about except for the wind and the bumps. It's best to get your hands on your commissions and contributions so easily. Even the occasional encounter with the living dead or mutant beast would not hinder the massive convoy.
The convoy ran until it was completely dark, and then stopped to rest. The wagons formed a semicircle on the side of the road, two off-road vehicles were parked between the wagons, and caravans lit fires in front of them to cook. The hunters, on the other hand, either eat together in the same group or eat separately. Hunters do not eat with caravans, and caravans do not provide food to hunters.
It is an unwritten rule that hired hunters bring their own food, and it is difficult to say why. Some say that hunters are worried about others tampering with their food for safety. It is also said that the service is provided by the hired person, which may easily lead to conflicts due to the taste of the hunter. Others say that the employer will reduce the commission on the grounds that the food provided is expensive, and there may even be cases where the hunter not only works for nothing, but also loses money. In short, there are different opinions, and the exact reason is no longer verifiable, and the unwritten rule that the hunter should bring his own food for the escort duty has been continued.
Gao Lei's team lit a small fire on the side of the convoy and sat around eating their own dinner, including Li Gang and his pet tofu flower.
Looking at the little meat left, and then looking at the gobbling up tofu flowers, Li Gang had a headache.
"The meat that I bought for more than 30,000 yuan was eaten in less than a day, and of course it was eaten in the restaurant, and it was less than a day since last night. If you buy it for it to eat, it will definitely be eaten bankrupt, and it seems that in the future, you have to find a way to let it solve the food problem by itself. Just like the mutant pig it killed that night, it can also solve the food problem of my master. ”
Touching the little head of the tofu flower, Li Gang said: "You should be more leisurely, you have eaten everything today, what will you eat tomorrow?" ”
"Ah~~" Tofu Hua responded and continued to eat.
After the meal, the caravan arranged for the hunters to take turns to keep vigil, and the two hunters' squads of Fudong and Houtu each sent three people to keep watch in the first half of the night, and then three in the second half of the night, while those who did not have a team were divided into two halves, half in the first half of the night and half in the second half of the night, and the caravan also arranged a few of its own people to keep vigil. This arrangement can play the role of mutual monitoring, guarding against external dangers and effectively preventing internal risks.
Think about it, if there is a team to keep vigil completely, if this team has any bad intentions, won't the unsuspecting people be served by Lian Fang? Therefore, the arrangement of the caravan can be regarded as clever.
Because Li Gang was introduced by Gao Lei, Li Gang was classified as Gao Lei's gang. The immovable hunter team kept vigil in the first half of the night with Gao Lei, Ma Ning, and Han Xiaodong, and Li Gang, Jiang Yan, and Ren Youwei were on duty in the second half of the night.
After assigning the order of night duty, Li Gang said: "Since I have nothing to do in the first half of the night, then I'll go find something to eat!"
With a few words, he disappeared into the night with the tofu flowers.
As soon as Li left, the caravan steward, who arranged the night watch, immediately came to Gao Lei and asked, "What did you do with the two knives you brought?" ”
"He just walked around the neighborhood and helped us make sure it was safe around the area." Gao Lei had no choice but to lie, he couldn't say that that guy was going to trouble the mutant beast.
"I didn't expect you to be quite thoughtful, I will report to the boss and improve your evaluation."
"Hehe, that's really thanks, in fact, it's all what we should do." Gao Lei was ashamed.
After fooling the steward away, Gao Lei's team members were about to burst into laughter, and someone went to desert to play soy sauce, which was inexplicably praised.
Li Gang, who was running wildly in the night, didn't know that his departure was also praised, and two figures swept through the night without leaving a trace.
In the evening, Li Gang had seen a village from afar, and at this moment he was running in that direction with his pet tofu flower, where there should be mutant beasts that could be used as food.
After running wildly for about half an hour, the deserted small village appeared in front of Li Gang's eyes.
Touching the top of the tofu flower's head, Li Gang said: "Now is the time for you to show your skills, quickly find out the mutant beasts that can be eaten." ”
"Huh?"
"Eat." Li Gang made a eating gesture at the tofu flower, "Do you understand?" Meat, meat to eat. ”
The extremely low visibility could not hinder the supernormal vision of being a phantom, and it could see Li Gang's movements clearly.
"Meat~~" Tofu Hua finally understood what he meant after Li Gang's several consecutive words and gestures, raised his little head and sniffed vigorously, and then pulled the corner of Li Gang's clothes and said: "Pig~~" At the same time, he pointed to a certain location in the village.
"What? Got mutant pigs? Li Gang looked in the direction of Tofu Hua's finger, and he couldn't see anything in the dark.
"Pig ~~"
"Dear, are you calling me? Even if you can only pronounce one sound at a time, you can pronounce it correctly, the master's 'main' tone is three, with arcs, not a flat sound. ”
"Pig ~~"
"Whatever you want, is there something there? Okay we're on... Wait! While speaking, Li Gang suddenly took off the big T-shirt that was put on the young body of Tofu Hua.
"How does this act look like a pervert who molests a young girl?" Li Gang looked at the smooth tofu flower and laughed at himself.
"Huh?" The sleek Lori looked at her master suspiciously, and her stunned appearance made people laugh.
"Smack!"
Li Gang slapped it on the little buttocks of the tofu flower and said, "Okay, don't sell cute, quickly turn into and grab the meat." ”
This time, the tofu flower understood, and raised his head to the sky and roared.
"Ah~~roar~~~"
The crisp Lori clear voice suddenly turned into a deafening roar that resounded through the four fields, and the one-meter small body beside Li Gang instantly swelled to three meters away, turning into a howling wind and rushing into the village shrouded in darkness.
"Whoa~~Roar~~~"
There was a brief roar and the heavy sound of buildings collapsing from the village. Then there was a sharp clamming sound from far and near, and the ground trembled with the sound of impact.
Touch!
A huge black shadow landed in front of Li Gang, bringing a strong wind. Even if he couldn't see his fingers now, Li Gang could still see clearly that this was a combat form illusion, and he was still carrying a mutant beast corpse twice as big as him.
This mutant beast was also wearing heavy armor, and it was full of exaggerated armor thorns, each of which was like a sharp blade, and these armor thorns were even more terrifying than the illusionary ones. It had horns on its head, and the big horns that looked like a scimitar were a meter long, and it should have been two, but now only the right one remained, and the other disappeared along with half of its head.
The mutant beast's skull was empty, and Li Gang's scalp was numb when he saw it. As for where its brain went, the red and white remnants on the big mouth of the tofu flower had already explained its whereabouts well.
Tofu Hua didn't even take two minutes to go this time, whether it was too strong or this mutant beast was just a good-looking paper tiger Li Gang didn't know, but he knew a little bit, the food for the next two days was available, and the leather armor of this mutant beast could also be sold at a good price.
Throwing the mutant beast to the ground, the tofu flower quickly shrank into a meter-tall loli.
Although Lori is very cute, Li Gang will never admit that this Lori, who has changed from a hideous to a bad guy, has a dime to do with the contrast and cuteness.
Tofu Hua ignored Li Gang's tangled expression, stretched out his little hand and grabbed the corner of his clothes, shy and white little face, and shouted at him in an authentic Loli voice: "Meat~Meat~"
"You've just had dinner, and you're still eating? Even the rice bucket should be empty! ”
Li Gang looked at the cool Lori in front of him, there was no trace of blood stained in its combat form just now, and the young Lori's body was clean as if it was spotless white porcelain.
The day before yesterday, it got the pig mutant beast, so that Li Gang, who had not yet turned it into a pet, seemed to have this situation when he roasted it, but Li Gang and the others were too nervous to remember it at that time. Now it seems that the inhuman illusion transformation also has the collateral effect of cleansing the body, so it's no wonder that whether it is the phantom demon disguised as a baby who almost wiped out the rescue team, or this tofu flower, when they see them, they are clean as if they have taken a bath, and they don't look like they have been rolling in the dirty ruins all day.
"Meat~" Tofu Hua persistently pulled the corner of Li Gang's clothes.
After looking at the time, it was still very early until midnight, and it was too late to have a supper and then go back, but this supper was a little early......