Chapter 209 Red Snake White Monkey has existed since ancient times
After the old man Wang carefully arranged all this, he let go and asked Najintang to do things with all his might, and he began to really enjoy family life.
When I came back from outside with Najintang, the old man and Pony Six were both giggling and joking. Pony Six tried all kinds of tricks to make the old man happy.
The old man saw us standing at the door, you came over and waved your hand: "Come back and have a cup of tea, cat Jiujiu, come, do you know that you friends are really like naughty monkeys, just finished washing and playing basketball, and want to learn something else from me, a Zhu Bajie lost a watermelon and picked up sesame seeds......"
When I saw the crazy appearance of Pony Six, there was no way to treat him as a stern club boss, and completely as if he was a kind old man who had retired from the rivers and lakes.
The pig head three did not know where to come out, wearing a green flower hat on his head, his twisted demeanor really looked like a pig to be slaughtered, the pig called at home: "I am a good seedling of Italy, if I learn from the old man, the achievement will definitely not be under any of you." "I'm afraid that the pig's head will be full of nonsense, and the old man will fall with a knife in his hand, even if he has just withdrawn from the rivers and lakes, but he is still the old man who makes people frightened, I am afraid that his pig braincase will anger the old man, I gritted my teeth and commanded: "Pig head three, stop in moderation, don't scare the old man......"
The pig's head was righteous and disapproving, and twisted his thick waist: "The old man is a true temperament, I like people like the old man the most, not as cruel as outsiders say, I think the old man is the kindest in the world, right?" Old man. ”
The third pig did not forget to ask the old man about his questions.
The old man waved his hand at me and said, "It doesn't matter if it's all children, how can there be so many shelves, how to look at it and how you like it." "Listening to the old man's admiration, Pig Head Three and Pony Six were even more crazy, and couldn't help but snicker at me, instead of looking at the Jintang next to the old man from time to time, and stirring up progress for them, they must know that the role they can play in it is also not negligible.
Only Niu Ba's face was not very good-looking, since what he said last night did not cause everyone's trouble, he felt depressed, he thought that for a person as smart as him, this kind of blow was simply fatal. So he observed me from time to time, and not only the old man's face, and the whole state looked embarrassed and depressed.
I looked at them in a mess, and I looked a little embarrassed in the middle of it, but I didn't know what to do. Na Jintang resolved my crisis, and he said to the little old man: "Old man, your body is just right, don't play too much with these children during the recovery period, and your health recovery is the most important thing." ”
I also realized that this atmosphere was too active, and hurriedly said: "Pig Head Three, don't say it's such nonsense, Old Man Wang also wants to rest more." You guys are messing around here, be careful of me......"
When I say this kind of thing, it basically means that I have already applied for filming, but when I see my state, I start to ban immediately.
Old Man Wang laughed when he heard this, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Mao Jiujiu, don't scare these children, with them, I feel as if my life has returned to my childhood, and I am a few years younger." Do you know that he can tell me a lot about your past? ”
I was stunned for a moment, turned my gaze to the pony six and sneered, "Well, I know that dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths, what do they say about me?" ”
"They say you ......" Old Man Wang deliberately hesitated, and Ah Wu Donkey hurriedly grabbed the conversation: "We say hello, you are our good brother, you are your good cat, you are the only one in the world!" There is no fight you can't win, no song you can't finish, no cowhide you can't blow. ”
I gritted my teeth and said, "What is a blown cowhide...... I seemed to think of the fact that we had been deceived and deceived, and I wanted to say something but held back deeply.
In fact, the most cunning pony six has a great desire to survive: "I didn't say anything, all the activity plans have nothing to do with you, and any cheats and abductions are all our own ......"
There were long black lines on my face, like countless crows flying wildly over my head.
Old Man Wang's eyes were shining with golden light: "What else is there to be abducted?" ”
The second dog said innocently: "I also did a big thing, the cat asked the sixth brother of the pony to hold my hand and let me stay under the root of the imperial city, and then there are many kind people who can't lose money in front of me, because how much can I sell for a few dollars?" The boss wanted to sell me at that time, mainly to find a good family to eat a lot of food. But it turns out that the cat gets the money. Then just pull me to run, it's fun......" Ergouzi finished in one breath, usually he doesn't look like a dumb child, I see that his IQ has long been recovered, I hate to think, the key is actually IQ online!
When Ergouzi's words came out, everyone could only say that it was good or scratch their ears and brains, or look east and west, as if this matter had nothing to do with themselves.
The old man said with great interest: "Who hasn't passed? Tell you when I was younger than you, in my hometown, in a remote corner of the rural woods, I dug a hole in the ground with my bare hands, and buried all the apple shells in my pockets, and I looked up at the blue sky, and fantasized that I had grown into an apple tree when I was as old as I am now, and when I returned to my hometown at night like this. ”
The four of them have their own ingenuity: "Old man, didn't you lie to me when you were a child?" Don't you know that it is impossible to find such a big tree? ”
The old man smiled knowingly, but said nothing more.
He Jintang helped me solve my embarrassing situation: "Oh, I've been busy with Mao Jiujiu for a day, and now we are almost hungry, just left, I heard that the nearest drunken fairy building has opened, and I heard that the things there are delicious." ”
Invite me to eat, especially when they hear a good meal, Pony Six and they are simply crazy, and Pig Tousan hurriedly got up and shouted: "These are all good, I want to eat fried steamed buns!" ”
Ah Wu Donkey was unwilling: "I have a sweet and sour pork ribs." ”
You Si Chicken used his imagination: "Of course, there is also fish-flavored mapo tofu, pure plus two big steamed buns!" ”
Niu Ba showed the most indifferent look, but it didn't affect him, and he walked towards the door with excitement and firmness as he spoke: "I think, I think it's still my mother Wu's best cooking, I've never eaten such a delicious meal." "He has always been duplicitous, the reporter thought, remember to eat delicious food, and do not forget to flatter others.
Everyone walked to the door as they spoke, and I and the Jintang who fell behind, I suddenly jumped a little and said, "Hey, why do you have to do so much?" I don't think it's a big deal that I'm cheating and kidnapping, have you killed Zhongliang by mistake, don't worry, I won't cheat ordinary people. If you want to go, I won't go! ”
Na Jintang couldn't help laughing, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, so he had to ask, "Are you really not going?" "I'm angry, maybe I can't make up my mind.
The Jintang pulled me and said, "Let's go, I know that you and the old man are fighting in the law arena, if you don't go, you will lose and lose." "Pull it up and leave.
Inside the Drunken Immortal Building.
Maybe it's just opened, and the customers at this time are very busy. Because of the relationship between Jintang. We were housed in the most luxurious room, and I was placed between the old man and the brocade hall, and the others sat on either side.
After a while, a table of rich and other dishes was served, and we were eating and drinking while talking, Xiao Ma Liu, they had long wanted to be swept away, but with the presence of Old Man Wang, he didn't dare to move, and I was staring at them here.
The Jintang was desperately trying to pick up vegetables for us and the old man Wang, and the pocket on our left was full of a mountain.
I hurriedly shouted: "Okay, I'm not a pig ......"
The old man smiled: "Don't call you a pig, then I'm not the elder of the pig, if this doesn't pass, my future apprentices and grandchildren are not piglets." Wait a few days......"
I was stunned awkwardly: "Huh? Seeing that Old Man Wang must have something to say, he was a little embarrassed. It's just that Najintang, who has no conscience, is still serving us food.
Na Jintang hurriedly relieved the siege: "Eat while it's hot." ”
I also nodded embarrassedly, Xiaoma Lu also helped me with the dishes, and said without shame: "Big cat, you eat quickly, don't be polite with them, it will be a family soon." ”
I couldn't help laughing, flew a few white eyes to that Jintang, and hurriedly laughed at myself and said: "All brothers in the four seas, all the world is a family, haha......"
Old Man Wang suddenly asked mysteriously: "Tell the old man, what do you belong to?" ”
I was taken aback: "Is this any different?" ”
Old man Wang patted the shoulder of the brocade hall: "The red snake and the white monkey have existed since ancient times, heaven and earth are set to eternity, the children and grandchildren are full of blessings and longevity, and the family wealth is full of Beidou, if you want to be happy in the future, you must be compatible with each other!" ”
That Jintang knew that Old Man Wang was putting a bright red line on him and Mao Jiujiu, and he couldn't say it clearly, his own way of action to resolve this embarrassing atmosphere.
Sure enough, the young and ignorant oil four chickens were tricked, and he pointed out to me: "I remember that cats are monkeys." ”
The old man will definitely not miss this wave of rhythm operations: "Jin'er is indeed a snake again, and I recognize Bai Wei as a monkey." ”
That Jintang deliberately* looked: "Ah, I belong to the snake, I forgot it." ”
Pig head three, at this time I play the role of his pig brain: "What about a snake and two monkeys." I'm going to fight, but I believe that Maoda and her kitchen knife are unparalleled in the world. ”
Ah Wu Donkey's brain-dead IQ you started to go online: "Is there a difference between these two monkeys, the two monkeys must be different!" ”
The braincase of the four chickens began to dizzy again: "It's all female monkeys." ”
The more I listened to them, the more exaggerated they became, kicking the brocade hall under the table, kicking them again, constantly rolling their eyes at them, pouring a glass of wine, and plugging their mouths with a big chicken leg: "Give me less nonsense, hurry up and give me food!" ”
The pig's head didn't understand what I meant at all, and his brainless pig brain could never get off the line, and he still played to the performer: "Ouch cat, I haven't finished yet, why do you seal my mouth with chicken legs?" Am I not talking about your glorious deeds? ”
I really couldn't listen to it, so I suddenly raised my wine glass, interrupted the words of Zhu Tousan, turned the wine glass to Mr. Wang, and said sincerely: "The old man doesn't dislike it, if you want netizens to have a good home, I thank the old man." Before I could drink the wine, you raised the wine glass in your hand at the same time, and paid serious respects to the old man with me: "Father, thank you for your father's years of nurturing and education." I toasted the old man with Mao Jiujiu. ”
"What else?"
I felt that the brocade hall might say a very serious topic, or the old man formally proposed, I was very confused, so I hurriedly went to the wine glass in my hand to the old man, stood up with a big grin and said: "Also, I want to toast you three glasses, how is one cup enough?" You want to have three drinks with us. ”
The brocade hall stopped me: "Don't let me resist you later." I shook him off and grabbed me by the sleeve and said, "No problem, you don't lose if you lose." ”
When I got up, I drank it openly.
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