The system hurriedly said: "No, not to mention that you have only practiced all night, it is almost impossible to win against those veterans who have been fighting for many years, such a battlefield of death match, if you go up, who dares to move the dead?" Who will admit it? ”

"If you don't admit it, forget it, then the right to be invalid is the gamble. Although those women are a pity, they can only be given to the nobles for pleasure. Rather than giving up, at least I tried, and I can say with a clear conscience that I tried my best. But let me exchange Chunjin's life for the thoughtfulness of these strangers, I can't do it. ”

"Have you ever thought about it, what if this stupid roe deer really continues to let you fight the Karma? And then you were defeated, what should Chunjin do? ”

Chen Lihua smiled freely: "When the time comes, I'm dead, why do you still think about this?" "The system is a no-brainer.

As the competition prepares to begin, the fat waiter is asked to have some fun with the big guys before the start of the competition to liven up the atmosphere, although he protests loudly, "How can a scholar do a good thing!" But the Grand Commander only glanced at it, and he still climbed onto the high platform with a rolling belt, comforting himself: this is a rare event between the two countries, and his participation in it is not a loss of identity. After reciting silently several times, he cleared his throat after numbing himself, and sang loudly:

"In August of the ninth year of Taixi, the age is in Renzi, and the weather is clear. Princess Xuancheng and Yelev will meet in Chongming, where the mountains are swirling, and the clouds open the mist......" Listening to Chen Lingxuan chanting and singing nonsense with that broken gong voice, the commander snorted, and after the guards nodded their heads, they strode to the stage and shouted to Chen Lingxuan, "My lord said, if you do this again, you will cut your tongue and cut yourself off!" ”

Chen Lingxuan shuddered, glanced at the fierce soldier, and said in his heart: Didn't you ask me to start the scene? A reckless man who doesn't practice etiquette. But looking at Yelef's dissatisfied eyes, he hurriedly got to the point with a crying face:

"The people sent by the Liang State are also wolf hunters!" The onlookers let out a tsunami-like cheer, and the Liang State, which had transformed from a nomadic people, still maintained a large number of customs that had been handed down. One of the customs is to retain the four titles of bear shaker, wolf hunter, eagle shooter, and wild boar heral, which have been passed down for thousands of years. The people who grew up in the grassland, their evaluation of warriors is also very simple, once wrestling with a brown bear head-on without falling behind is the bear shaker, the one who hunts a whole wolf pack alone is called the wolf hunter, the person who has shot down the eagle eagle with an arrow is called the eagle archer, and the one who has rushed to the battlefield many times to break the morale of the enemy is called the wild boar lang. After reading the names of the five people, he was about to enter the next link, when the attendant who was holding an umbrella and shading the sun behind him handed over a small note, on which a line of ugly words was written: "Give me a twenty-minute delay." ”

"My dear father, you're trying to let me die." As soon as he looked at this font and this title, Chen Lingxuan knew that it was Wang De who wrote it for this fool, he wailed in his heart, looked up at Yelev lightly, and just looked up and saw that he was still looking at himself impatiently, waiting for himself to read it.

I just dragged two sentences just now, according to the practice of gathering literati in the Jin Dynasty, we must point out the environment, and after participating in the characters, express the emotion of this gathering, or is time ruthless? Or do you want to be peaceful? Finally, I humbled myself again, and made a few clumsy works, just to comfort myself for the rest of my life, if there are mistakes or omissions, don't worry. With such a set of processes, which opening session should not take thirty or forty minutes? Now that I just said a few words, I was physically threatened, where can I delay this time!

Thinking of this, Chen Lingxuan was about to hide the note and throw it away with a regretful face, but he had no intention of turning it to the back, and there was actually a sentence "Don't let me look down on you!" ”

Chen Lingxuan was furious for a while, he was actually looked down upon by a mentally retarded person? Is this worth it? I must let him see what it means to be "broken-mouthed".

"What is a wolf hunter? I believe you are also very curious, everyone should be familiar with the wolf animal, alone in the face of the wolf pack and fearless, the wolf pack can be completely wiped out The title of wolf hunter. Is it that simple to hunt wolves? I didn't believe it at first, but when you think about it, it's not as easy as everyone thinks. The title of wolf hunter can be obtained by only a few thousand people since ancient times. The first person to receive this honor was named Anr Khan ......"

The anger at the beginning gradually calmed down, and Chen Lingxuan, who realized that he had actually taken the bait, just wanted to slap himself to death. The more humiliating thing than being looked down upon by a fool is undoubtedly being played by a fool. Chen Lingxuan, who chose to tell a story and drag out time, could not directly interrupt and roll down, he held the table in both hands, trying his best not to let himself fall, the invisible legs hidden under the table kept trembling, and learned the lesson of the last time, this time he chose the most superficial words to ensure that these savages could understand, and said a sentence several times over and over again, bowed his head and thought about the words, did not dare to look at Yelef's face, and silently recited in his heart, "I will get out if he scolds me again, and I ......will get out if he scolds me again"

The system that stayed in Chen Lihua's mind was shocked on the spot: "He actually learned how to play the marketing account without a teacher?" ”

Although Chen Lihua was nervous for a while, she still asked curiously: "What is the marketing account?" ”

"Something that has helped hundreds of millions of people commit suicide slowly."

Not to mention how Chen Lihua lamented the power of the weapon "Marketing Account", Yelev really couldn't sit still when he heard Chen Lingxuan start talking nonsense again.

"That's a lot of nonsense." Yelef, who was becoming more and more impatient in his heart, planned to send another person to drive the dead fat man down, but when he turned his head and saw the bright eyes of many men and soldiers, he suddenly realized in his heart that there was no particularly developed culture on the grassland, and many legends were mostly passed on by word of mouth. In addition, the different tribes also have different legends, and this kind of unified and complete story is the first time most wolf cubs have heard it. In addition, Chen Lingxuan's tossing and turning words have an inexplicable magic, and he is immersed in it when he listens to it.

"Well, let's satisfy these boys." The Great Commander felt that he was in his hands, he didn't care about this time, thinking so, he glared at Chen Lingxuan viciously, closed his eyes and recuperated, he thought that he was in a high position, and his knowledge was naturally not comparable to those ordinary grassland boys, and it could be said that he was almost completely immune to this kind of story, but when he was bored, it didn't hurt to listen to it to kill time.