There is "thick smoke" in the house, and a "world war" may break out at any time.

Thirty-six plans, "hiding" is the upper plan.

"Mom and Dad, I'm going to my house to study."

Of course, no one paid any attention to me, and there was no response in the room.

"The bracelet on the stall is 2,000 yuan apiece, and so many people will buy it, this world is too crazy, you are still there, it looks good, it looks good, you have earned it, do you have water in your brain?" It doesn't matter what my mother says, this voice is too penetrating and scares me.

Lao Li Tou said steadily and unhurriedly, "Then you have to say in front of the old man that you were deceived, deceived, can the old man bear it in his heart, he is old, he is on fire, and he will go to the hospital in two days, and the money will be sinned, and the people will also be guilty, and that is your mother, I am an uncle, I can't say anything, even if it is easy to say, in fact, the greatest filial piety to the old man is praise and obedience."

"Still obedient, you forgot the previous paragraph in the stall bought a pot, said that this pot is fully functional, stewed rice, cooking, stir-frying, popcorn and so on, it cost more than five hundred, let's take a look, the leaves in a treasure on a check is only seventy-five yuan, the stall is not after-sales, there is nothing three no products, you are still there to praise, you are obedient good, this time it costs more than two thousand, according to the speed next time I don't know how much it will cost."

"Then what do you say, you can tell the truth, so that the old couple can't eat and sleep."

"Then won't you tell you to be fooled tactfully, Kua Kua Kua, next time I will buy you for reimbursement, I won't tell you, I'll call my eldest sister and ask her to figure out a way, what to count on you, nonsense."

.......

At this moment, the door of my room slowly opened.

"Old Li Tou, why are you coming to my house?"

"I'll help you with your homework, you learn, ask me if you don't know," he said, taking out his phone and playing in the seat next to me.

"You can't hide from the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from fifteen, you hurry up and coax"

"No, listening to your mother's voice probably hurts her vitality, don't coax, she can't roar, I'll give her a step down in a while."

"You give my mother steps, why don't I believe it, she gave you the steps is almost the same, hum."

Lao Li snapped his head and patted me on the head.

"Study hard, your mother is mad, and you will be the next to suffer, you won't understand the truth that the city gate fire affected the pond fish."

After hearing this, the cool breeze was swishing on my back, so I quickly got up and poured a glass of water for my mother and put it next to her, so that she could moisten her throat and shave her beard.

Pushing open my mother's room, she was still very angry and talking to my aunt about my grandmother, put down the cup and whispered that it was a little hot, so I quickly ran away and fled the battlefield quickly.

Lao Li Tou had already gone to the kitchen to make dinner and was courteous.

I'm used to my parents quarreling, and there will definitely be a party that unconditionally disarms and surrenders, and I didn't take it to heart.

Tomorrow is Monday, and I have to go to school again, youth is beautiful, campus life is happy, and all the troubles of youth should not be worth mentioning compared to the pressure of firewood, rice, oil and salt life in the future.

I haven't seen him for two days, what is he doing at home, studying? Watching dramas? Playing basketball? Go to bed? There is no latest news in WeChat, I can't suppress the thoughts in my mind, I can't help liking in my heart, I don't see you for a day, it's like every other autumn, and that's what I said.

At this time, I remembered Zhang Zhenyue's lyrics: "I think my longing is a disease that cannot be cured for a long time." ”

There is only one way to divert attention, and that is to eat, and good food can increase one's sense of well-being and fill the emptiness in one's heart.

And if you want to eat delicious food, you like to eat, isn't there a saying, those who know food are Junjie.

Yes, food is not a matter of issue, hahaha.

I opened the door and told my parents that I would not eat dinner and that I was going to bed early, so I ran back to my room and locked the door.

Jelly, preserves, potato chips, take out a lot of them, lie on the bed and eat them to your heart's content, of course, you have to be careful, don't be found, if you find it, it must be a bloody scene, suddenly I thought of the nail polish I bought during the day, and the transparent coating teacher should not be able to find it, carefully painted it, I don't know if it's a mental effect or what, after painting, I feel that my fingers are white, and my nails are shining, so beautiful and beautiful, the corners of my mouth are unconsciously slightly raised, I walked to the mirror and examined myself carefully, I was a little fat, but I was still very cute.

If I were in the Tang Dynasty, I would definitely be the most favored in the harem, a youthful and invincible chubby beautiful girl.

Okay, take care of the crime scene, the smell of nail polish, the smell of all kinds of food, and open all the windows to ventilate and avoid a volcanic eruption early tomorrow morning.

It's still early, take out my colorful rope, finish weaving, even if you can't send it out, I have to bring it myself, it's a big deal, you can have one left hand and one right hand, so as to avoid one hand will be jealous.

I somehow felt better, and the whole world was beautiful at this moment.

Get up early in the morning, look at the appearance of your parents, you should have reconciled, you know it's okay, why do you have to argue, naïve adults! It's not as good as me, they're still children, everybody is a child.

Today, the coffee beans and rats always remind me, Monday, I said that I would study hard, I also put away decently, the three mountains on the table that are used to block the teacher's vision and make it easy for me to sleep, put these books in the table or in the cardboard box at the foot, wow, the three mountains are withdrawn, the field of vision is quite broad, and I feel that the previous myopia is not blocked by the book.

I don't know if I can last for a few days on a whim, but I still have to pay attention to this step every time I change my mind and become a new person.

Obviously, I don't have any confidence in myself.

In math class, the teacher explained a step in solving the trigonometric transformation of the function, and suddenly came after the solution, "Oh, yes, yes! The voice was still the kind of elongated tone with a particularly powerful and comical tone, and there was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and those who slept woke up, and those who dozed off were refreshed, and those who wrote love letters stopped, and their eyes looked at him in unison.

"Zhang Yang, you have to transform into that, can you be normal, can you be less public!"

"Teacher, I just think you're amazing, I didn't figure it out for a day, the teacher is the teacher, as soon as you talk about it, I suddenly understand."

"Then you make some noises."

There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

He's like that, he can always make a dead classroom come alive all at once.

At noon, I saw Zhang Yang eating with male classmates, "Hey, yes, that's right, what about that beautiful girl?"

The two of them stopped the chopsticks in their hands and looked at me viciously, eager to kill me with their eyelids.

"Incorrigible, incurable, you have been poisoned too deeply, and you have gone mad."

"If he is poison, I want to go without an antidote for the rest of my life."

"Yezi, don't be too disgusting!" Coffee Bean looked at the mouse as he spoke, and the two were looking for resonance.

"How do you think I can spend more time with him every day, and which one should I think about participating in our school's sports program?"

"You're going to play sports, huh?"

The voice was so harsh that I said it sounded so ugly, and it turned out that the little femme fatale was sitting behind me.

"Does it have anything to do with you?" replied to her disdainfully.

"I can give you a suggestion, your body can participate in sumo, I believe you will win the national prize, it is better to act, go quickly!"

"Really! It's rare to recognize me so much, by the way, what is sumo? ”

The little femme fatale laughed and walked away with his classmates packing up their lunch boxes.

I set my eyes on them.

"To put it simply, the two of them are naked with their bare hands, and they wrestle with a crotch band on their lower bodies."

"Well, she laughed at me for being fat." Angry, I clenched my back molars.

"It's useless for you to bite off your back molars, hurry up and eat."

"It would be nice if I could cross, no, if I could take someone to cross together, I would take my Jiayang to the Tang Dynasty together, so that I would be a big beauty, he was still a handsome guy, and he lived happily together."

"If only I could remember it like Huang Rong, I would remember it once I watched it, and I didn't have to waste those brain cells, and I spent a lot of time resting and sleeping every day."

"How good it is that I am Yue Lao, tie the red line of our two to a dead knot, and be together for the rest of our lives."

"It would be nice if I were Si Ming Xingjun, I wrote my fate in the world very well, I don't have to learn every day, I was born with a supernatural power, and I can do anything."

"Hahahaha, yes, if I was a fairy who knew magic, where I wanted to lose weight, I would throw away the meat ball, and it didn't hurt or itch, and there were no scars on my body, just like making dumplings, the devil figure, convex and backward, and then make my face as beautiful as the fairy sister Xiaolongnu!"

"How terrible it is for girls to be together, wake up quickly, you say a word to her, are you crazy? Daydreaming, I can't be with you anymore, close to the pig pig, I'm afraid I'm as stupid as you, I'm going to play? ”

I couldn't stop giggling at each other with the coffee beans, after all, we all know that it's unrealistic, and it's good to get addicted to it.

After lunch, I returned to the classroom, and as soon as I entered the little femme fatale group, I laughed.

"The national champion, the sumo wrestler, is back!"

I rolled my eyes and didn't pay attention, after all, I didn't want to expose my bad side in front of him.

Sitting on the seat, I angrily took out my notebook and pen.

"What are you going to do," Ye Zi asked, puzzled

"I'm going to take out the book of life and death and write the dead snake and scorpion, hahahaha."

Before she could finish laughing, Li Xiaolin came over, "Yezi, can you lend me a yuan, I want to buy a bottle of water." ”

I'm not afraid that the bandits are uneducated, I'm afraid that the bandits are polite, and you say that you won't pay it back, obviously either, why do you say it so politely, of course, I don't have the courage to say these words.

"Okay, okay, I took out a dollar and handed it to her."

With a reasonable expression, he took the money away, and threw down a thank you.

"God, what's going on in this world?"

"Actually, you can not give it to her, she won't do anything, she doesn't dare to do it" Coffee Bean persuaded me very helplessly.

"One of you is the class leader and the other is a scholar, of course I don't have this treatment, can I do the same, alas, I really want to say a few words to influence her, let her put down my money, and become a Buddha on the spot, but I'm afraid of being punched and kicked by her."

"Then why don't you let me and the mouse help every time, it's not good to go on like this, every time we just want to exit, you will squeeze your eyebrows and make eyes."

"More things are better than less things, when I am left with myself, can I stand it in the face of her, I think I can resist the beating no matter how fat I am, at that time, you should export when you should export, I will break into Kyushu! Haha"

"Madman, tsk"