"He ploughs the fields, I weave, he carries water, he waters the garden"

"Xianggong, come on, you're tired, the slave family will wipe your sweat."

"Thank you, lady."

"Xianggong, come and see, does the couple shirt I made for the two of us fit?"

"Wow, lady, it fits well, you are really ingenious, I see that your recent fat speed has slowed down, you used to be able to weigh a pound a day and now it weighs eight taels, you don't always take care of housework, I can do it, you have to take care of your body, I feel distressed to see you fat slowly, wearing the clothes you exchanged for weight, I am reluctant."

"Why are you so considerate, don't you dislike me for being fat, you heard the femme fatale talk about me today, don't you mind at all?"

"No, I think your tonnage is just right, and it feels very safe to hold it, and I think I also need to gain weight."

"You think Chubby is cute, don't you? Hey hey"

"No, it's because I'm too thin to hold you"

At this time, the smell of sweet oil cakes came from the air...

Hey, why is your mouth so wet? Well? What's the situation?

With a snap, five big fingers landed on me, almost hitting me out of my body.

I haven't had enough of a good dream, and I was woken up by this slap, oops.

"Mom, have you practiced the eighteen palms of dragon descending, dear girl, ruthless, picked up, do you have a grudge?"

"I've practiced, I only slapped you just now, and then seventeen slaps will make up eighteen slaps, you hurry up, go to eat, quickly wipe the hala on your mouth, don't let me hit those seventeen palms again."

I can't seem to go back to my dreams, so come back at night and see if I can pick it up

So I reluctantly dragged myself out of bed, turned my back to the mirror, and turned my head very hard to take a look, "Mom, look, this is all out of the Five Fingers"

"Before I hit Mount Everest, I washed my face and dressed and ate happily"

I didn't dare to respond, I quickly washed my face, at this time, I carefully looked at the fat face with a double chin, fortunately, not fat, not fat, beautiful, and then snorted and laughed out loud

"What are you doing there, are you stunned, your father and I are in a hurry to go to work, you should hurry up"

"You guys treat me well, I need a warm home, you're doing this to me, I'm going to run away from home, you're going to be sad, you're going to be sad, you're going crazy"

"Don't worry, we won't, we will be happy and excited to rent out this house of yours, and then we will get the monthly rent every month, so that we don't have to provide for you to go to school, we don't have to waste money on you, and we can still save some savings for retirement, otherwise we may count on you, we may drink the northwest wind when we are old" Dad said mercilessly there.

……………

"Don't you have evening classes yet?"

"It's going to start next week, and I'm going to have two classes every night,"

You have to study hard in a planned way, and you can learn as much as you can, your father and I just suffered the loss of no culture, and came back in the evening and said, let's go.

After breakfast, I also rushed all the way to school.

At the morning meeting, the exterminator announced that the seats would be reassigned today.

It has to be re-divided every semester, but basically the students find good companions with each other, sit casually, get used to it, and don't make a fuss.

"According to the height, after a while, the class leader will organize to the door and line up according to the size." Extinction said proudly and unconventionally

Oh my God, bad news, the students all let out a surprised voice, "Huh? ”

"Ahhhhh

"Divide by the head, and not by the block, what are you afraid of" Coco stabbed me mercilessly next to him.

"But if you look at us vertically, what should we do?"

"Don't worry, Extinction won't care about me."

After a busy morning, Coco and I were still placed in the third row, and the rats were placed in the fifth row.

Babbling, hahahaha, "It's close, it's close, the steps of spring are near" Zhang Yang was placed in the fifth row behind me.

The distance between us has been taken one step further, what a good start, and suddenly I remembered the dream I had last night, will happiness come too suddenly, will it not come true, I put my hands on my head and beat like crazy, what a good omen.

"What are you doing, are you masochistic, do you need help?"

After Coco finished speaking, I felt that I was a little out of shape, so I quickly clenched my fists, said "close", and immediately returned to my normal state

When I got closer, I found his new skills, and he turned the pen very slippery, and he looked handsome, so I couldn't always look back, so I found a good excuse, one would borrow a pencil from the next table, and another would borrow an eraser...... Find every opportunity to peek at him, of course, from the day the seats were divided, I was willing to drop anything on the table of my classmates, I became the active little pick-up, seized every opportunity I could, and now I think about it at that time, I might think that he was the most handsome in the crowd when I saw him eating Xiang.

"Li Yezi, what are you doing again, what are you looking at, what are you doing with me, do you have words on my face, look at the blackboard" The Chinese teacher said angrily with wide eyes and tapping on the blackboard, then you can stand up and translate this sentence on the blackboard.

I realized that my soul had wandered out of my body again, and she had summoned me back with a roar.

I stood up tremblingly, I didn't spit out a word, Coco whispered to support me next to me, thanks to my poor eyesight, sensitive hearing, with Coco's help, I answered boldly and confidently

"Okay, sit down, and then get distracted and stand in the back and listen"

"It is difficult to go to the road of Shu, it is difficult to go to the blue sky", I think it is "it is difficult to listen to lectures, it is difficult to go to the road of Shu"

Time passed quickly, there was only one class left in the morning, and the head teacher was talking about materialism and idealism, and I couldn't listen to it at all, and I couldn't understand it, but then I listened to what she said.

"The idealist view is that when the flag flutters under the blowing of the wind, it is not because the wind is moving, nor because the flag is moving, but the observer's heart thinks that the flag is moving. It's a heartbeat, not a fan. ”

Yes, oh see Zhang Yang, whether he moves or not, my heart is moving, bang, heartbeat sound, hahaha"

When the school bell rang, the classroom was full of noise and the sound of everyone cracking and cleaning up their books.

The head teacher stood there motionless and expressionless.

I thought to myself that I would come to this set again, I really want to give you an explanation, motionless, is it a sculpture?

After a minute, he stretched his face and said, "Aren't you in a hurry to leave, then I'll leave."

Every time we are punished like this, we are scratching our hearts and looking forward to the end of school, and we are not allowed to leave, too, we really don't have a memory a hundred times, and we are really very disobedient children when we are young.

The noisy noise in the corridor is the noise of other classmates passing by, and when I hear this voice, I become even more tormented, extinction or talking about myself, no matter how anxious you are, I looked at Coco, worthy of being a scholar, not affected at all, I couldn't listen to what the teacher was talking about, my mouth was open, closed, opened, closed, I was fugue again, what I said didn't enter my ears at all, normal people may still have left ears in and out of right ears, I didn't have this step at all, picked up a pen, and drew a masterpiece.

An old Ding head, I left for the two of you, I said three days back, he said four days to .........

After a while, the hallway fell silent.

It's over, the other classes are gone, the big chicken leg in the cafeteria must have been picked up, the kung pao chicken may be gone, and there must be people in front of the pancake stall at the school gate, and there is nothing, this time I am not in a hurry at all.

I swallowed my saliva hatefully, no one in the classroom dared to make a sound, I felt that the panting sound was deliberately suppressed, and even said that if people can control it for a long time without panting, for ten minutes, we need to hold our breath to extinguish the anger in our hearts.

"Alright, school"

Let's fight for it, I dragged Coco and ran like a girl, and when I arrived at the cafeteria, it didn't disappoint me.

The windows are lined up with people, and the last end of the queue at each window is our classmate, pitiful, the vegetable box next to the window aunt is left, and there is nothing to like to eat, give up the meal, go and ask for a fried rice, deal with it.

After getting the meal, the mouse also came to us, and as soon as he sat down, the mouse told me that Zhang Yang was sitting not far from me and eating with the female classmate I seemed to have seen last time.

This time I wasn't hungry at all, so I borrowed mouse glasses and pretended to go to the window to buy water, and walked around in front of them to peek around.

came back angrily, "Who is that, why do you always eat together, or I will practice sports from tomorrow, so that I can have two classes with him every day, and I can increase my relationship." ”

Students with sports art and music specialties are not in the class every morning self-study and the last class in the afternoon, and go out to practice their specialties, Zhang Yang is a sports student.

"You go to practice sports, it's not a joke, they study and run every morning and train at night, they consume you so much every day, and you don't have the material to endure hardships"

"Don't persuade her, she can still carry a few tons and taels, she will retreat with difficulty"

There are some things that don't need to be persuaded by anyone, and when you try them, you will give up.

"You two don't have to be sarcastic about me, if they are together every day like this, I really can't stand it, it's so sad, and I feel stressed when they are together every day, I've already thought about it."

The two of them looked at me in unison in surprise, and said, "It's decided?" Really going? ”

I told them very firmly, "Oh, every day all kinds of physical training will make me more stressed, forget it, give up, I still think about how to use my beauty to be handsome to him"

"Please, don't say it when you're eating, I'm nausea, I'm nausea, I'm nausea," Coco said as he pounded his fist hard against his heart with a pained expression on his face.

In the afternoon self-study class, I rearranged the books on the table, the table was stuffed with all kinds of food, and the table was full of all kinds of books, so that I could eat and sleep as much as I wanted after class, and life was very good.

Occasionally, Extinction would see the books stacked too high on the students' desks, and he would take a long ruler like a wooden plank and bang the table hard, and the books would be put down.

"Teacher, there's no place for the table."

"Put it underground!" It feels like these words were uttered by Extinction gritting the back socket.

No one dared to resist, after all, everyone wanted to live a few more years.

Every time this kind of scene is like an official who has been convicted of a crime and threw down the token, the difference is that the official master needs his servants to execute, and the extermination only needs a look and a ruler to get it.

"K O Kill"

When I went back in the evening, my parents organized a family meeting to let me have an attitude, listen to my thoughts, and after a desperate struggle, it was unanimously decided to start with the evening class at school and go home to continue the evening class.

"Whatever, tomorrow after tomorrow, if it can be delayed for a day, it will be counted as a day." There are still a few days of good life, and a happy day counts as a day.

However, the sentence of time is also true, and soon, it ushered in the day of evening self-study at school.