Chapter 12 Surprise Inspections
It's a pity that I can't do it all over again, and if I can, then I will start over from my mother's womb.
Big eyes, high nose bridge, big tall person, cherry mouth, curvaceous figure, natural beauty embryo, everyone loves me, flowers bloom, handsome guy takes the initiative to smile at me when he sees me, it's beautiful to think about.
Imagination is the only mental process in this world that can make people realize their good wishes and feel happy in a moment without effort, effortlessness, and effortlessness!
But, after all, it's a bubble.
The fantasy is beautiful, the reality is cruel, sober, boy!
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The weather was gloomy and cloudless, and the cold wind revealed a bit of coolness and gloom, as if God was also sad and not very happy.
Suddenly, a voice broke the laughter and noise in the classroom, "Everyone, hide your mobile phones, Dahua is in class 10 for a surprise inspection, it's almost time for our class."
The students who were sleeping on the desks suddenly woke up, the smiles on the faces of the laughing and screwing classmates suddenly disappeared, and the students who studied seriously suddenly became in a hurry.
Dahua, whose full name is Li Dahua, is the director of our school, and also the physics teacher of the top class in the third year of high school, although she is a female teacher, but it can be seen from the name, this teacher is destined to be extraordinary, his eyes are fierce, his voice is strong and powerful, and his movements are clean and neat, even female students do not let go, make mistakes, in front of her, there is nothing special, she shoots quickly and accurately, Li Xiaolin is a lamb to be slaughtered in her, without any ability to fight back.
It is rumored that because Dahua's shot was vicious and unkind, in the past few years, several male classmates in the senior high school graduating class, on the day they got their graduation certificates, blocked the school gate after school, and took Dahua's son to the alley and beat him violently.
Dahua called the police after learning about it, and these male classmates were detained in the police station for half a month before being released.
Dahua is also a cow, and the family is injured because of her, and her style at school has not changed, and she is still resolute and even sometimes can be said to be quite cruel, or even more cruel, really, turning grief into strength.
Think about becoming her child, how many bad things have been done in the previous life, this life is going to suffer this catastrophe, but this baby is suffering, the physical torture is nothing, it is difficult to even make a friend in the class, and it is difficult to endure mentally, but this child's grades are quite good, and the champion of the science class every time is him, which is enough for Dahua to be proud.
Dahua is responsible for the academic performance of the students in the class she teaches, the discipline of the school class, the health of the class, in short, everything in the school can basically see her figure, the ghost is always gone, like a shadow.
There were a lot of things in front of the classroom in the previous class, and Dahua saw it, and directly clicked on the extinct daimyo in the morning class, telling her to clean it up immediately.
Extinction has been extinct in front of us, in front of the leader is not a little meow who does not dare to speak, immediately whispered, smiling in response, seeing this scene, many students in the class looked up, the corners of their mouths down, contempt!
Hearing that Dahua was coming, the class coaxed, and everyone was like an ant on a hot pot, unable to stand on their feet at all, and they were racking their brains to think about how to deal with this battle.
The school does not allow students to bring mobile phones, and if you want to make a call, go to the school's phone booth to call, and it costs five dimes a minute. But the rules are the rules, and how many people are serious and obedient, and everyone is fighting wits and courage with the school leaders every day.
Dahua not only inspected the class, but also did not spare the dormitory of the students who lived on campus, and was quite careful, once a classmate hid his mobile phone in a sanitary napkin, a bag containing underwear, and was searched out, I have to say, these people have reached a very perverted level, will not let go of any corner, are all with sharp eyes, want to escape the law, that mana is quite strong.
Of course, in the long-term battle, everyone has already gained experience and come up with various coping strategies.
Some students take advantage of these few minutes, some go to the toilet and hide behind the toilet lid, hidden under the trash can, and some hide in the classmates who have been inspected.
There are also students who hide in their shoes and step on their feet, and they don't know how their feet are stuffed into shoes with mobile phones, and the potential of people is unlimited, and some students hide them on their feet and necks and wrap them with tape, this person is me, and some female students hide in their inner thighs and pants and tie them with tape, or some students use tape to glue their mobile phones under the chair and under the table.
At this time, the scene was harmonious and united, all the students' goals were extremely consistent, and the sense of unity of the class was vividly reflected.
The tape passed around the class was anxiously busy in the hands of the students.
Everyone is discussing various methods in a low voice, it is Dahua who has forced each student to become the kind of undercover hero in a spy war movie, trying his best to keep our intelligence and deceive the enemy's trust.
"Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell" class bell rang.
The geography teacher walked in, and everyone was in the mood to pay attention to him, and everyone was anxiously waiting for the devil to come.
"Shhh The voice came from the class.
After brushing, the whole class suddenly fell silent, and it seemed that I could hear the breathing of the surrounding classmates, the sound of brushing leaves outside the window, and the footsteps of Dahua coming in.
Dark skin, huge face, beautiful black hair tied into a long ponytail, tall, burly, yes, burly.
The voice of the thunder class said, "All stand up, stand next to the table, and all the students turn their chairs upside down on the table!" ”
The usually stern and unsmiling geography teacher immediately greeted him with a smile when he saw the director coming.
Dahua didn't bother at all.
Dahua's state gives people a sense of not being angry and arrogant, and they can only disarm and surrender and give up stubborn resistance.
At this moment, it is estimated that the classmates who glued their mobile phones under the chairs wanted to withdraw their mouths when they heard Dahua's words, regretting their methods.
However, it has not been found under the chair before, this method has been tried and tested repeatedly, it is estimated that this time, Dahua has also made preparations, and usually does not study us, or there is a report from the internal ventilation.
There will always be some villains in life who try their best to please these so-called big people, and it is estimated that one day if they are known, they will be beaten half to death.
"Bang", what is this, why do you put this, slammed a punch on the classmate, fortunately, it was a male classmate, who could withstand the cruel beating of life, and "Bang Bang" was two more hits.
The geography teacher also echoed at this time, "Students, just study hard, why do you bring this to school?" ”
The guy who tends to be inflammatory, I don't believe it, the teacher just goes to class well, why do you still bring your mobile phone, the more you think about it, the more angry you become.
The classmates were staggered by the beating, and they were almost unable to stand on their feet, standing there with their heads bowed and their faces flushed, not daring to breathe.
Not only did he dare not breathe, but the whole class was probably breathing at this time, and it was estimated that they would all become strong swimmers in the future.
Let your family pick up your phone tomorrow, and if you don't come, you won't use it.
If you don't catch it, it's enough, if you catch it, it's a layer of skin! When the parents came, it was another lecture, and when the parents came, Dahua was like an employee who had made a mistake with him, leaving no mercy.
Parents also dare to be angry and dare not speak, they are all peers, they are Lao Tzu at home, and they are trained like a grandson in front of her, who can not talk back, but what can be done, after all, the child is in the hands of others.
The moment Dahua went out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the geography teacher went out to see it off, and did not return directly to the class podium, but looked at the door a few times, turned around and whispered to us, "Be careful to kill back!" ”
The classmates all pursed their lips and snickered, not daring to make any noise, for fear of being heard.
Unexpectedly, the teacher, who has always been serious and serious, is like this at the critical moment, it seems that he was wronged just now.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, the class suddenly became lively, some rushed to the toilet to retrieve the toilet flavor brand mobile phone, some went to other classes to report the battle situation, some went to the toilet to remove the body fragrance brand mobile phone on the inner thigh, and it was me, burying my head under the table, tearing off the tape on the ankle and taking out the mobile phone.
"Tut-tut, don't you hurt the leaves?"
"Why doesn't it hurt, it's sour, the tape acts as a hair remover by the way, and the leg hair is shaved off."
"You said, if Dahua comes back now, the class will be wiped out immediately."
"No, that's just crazy, there are so many classes, she doesn't have that time, and she won't be so unlucky to come to our class all of a sudden, the probability is so high, I'll not say it, I'm afraid of becoming a crow's mouth."
The weather was still cloudy just now, and the sky was already clear at some point, and there was not even a trace of floating, as if all the variegated colors had been filtered, shining magnificently.
Before the evening class, I went to the bookstore with Coffee Bean and Rat, and Mouse called Zhang Yang.