Chapter 185: I'm Respectful
"So, would you like to eat?" Liang Jialang replied with a smile, "Don't just say that you don't practice fake tricks." ”
"Please, the program team's lunch."
Li Wenyi is smiling in private, but as soon as the show started, it was another person.
There is a rare seriousness on the face, and occasionally there will be a time when the guests are stupid, and the reality show is a real word.
Sun Mengjiao looks soft and weak, and there was a survival variety show before, and at first glance it was the type that needed to be protected.
For the effect of variety shows, the grouping of the program group is a partner of a man and a woman.
The partner who entered the haunted house with Sun Mengjiao is a boy, the same age as her, 1.83 meters by sight, with strong muscles, taking the male route, and she is MC like her, and she is an eighteen-line.
The haunted house is terrifying, and such a big gimmick has been added in front, and after being stamped by everyone, it naturally adds a bit of legend.
Chen Qiao had already prepared for Li Wenyi's pit, she took out her earplugs, and calmly said to her partner on the side: "Let's go, let's go on an adventure together." ”
Four groups of guests, five minutes after the first group went in, the other group began to set off, without any brain-burning things, in the words of Li Wenyi, the first issue is only, to appetize you.
Sun Mengjiao can't deny this, they are still followed by PD, they are always a little popular, and they are not shocked.
And now the radio and television review is strict, and things that are too terrifying can't be broadcast, so all they want is their reaction, where do they dare to shoot those ghosts.
The first person to go in was Chen Qiao, followed by Liang Jialang and the eighteenth-tier female star, Sun Mengjiao and Jiang Qinghan were in the third, Sun Mengjiao consciously wanted to stay away from the male star, so as not to make Yuan Muchen jealous.
As soon as she entered the haunted house, she began to think in pieces, Jiang Qinghan looked at her in surprise, "Aren't you afraid?" ”
There are no lights in the haunted house, there are only ghost fires that seem to be absent, the ground is damp when stepped on, and there is an annoying smell inside, like the smell of corpses, but this stench is just right, and it does not make people unbearable.
As soon as he entered, Sun Mengjiao looked extremely calm, exceeding Jiang Qinghan's expectations, he had also followed the girl to the haunted house before, either taking the opportunity to throw himself into his arms or screaming and running out, when the rules were announced outside, he was ready to be hugged, but he didn't expect this person to be more calm than himself.
The first stage is the little ghost, there are NPCs to scare people, and then questions will be asked, the first question is: What is the next sentence to follow the Taishou in order to repay the city?
Hearing this question, Sun Mengjiao laughed instantly, and the ghost fire was reflected on the face of the "cannibal" in front of her, and finally asked a poetry question.
The ogre is a little annoyed, this person is too disrespectful of the rules of the game, can you respect him a little?!
The man-eating ghost who had been transformed into a treatment spoke: "Damn human, if you laugh again, I'll leave you here, and you'll never get out." ”
Sun Mengjiao immediately smiled, "Shoot the tiger in person, look at Sun Lang, from Su Shi's "Jiangchengzi * Mizhou Hunting". ”
"Okay, you've passed the level, let's go to the next level."
Sun Mengjiao was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt that this show was a bit simple, what should I do?
Moreover, isn't this a supernatural adventure variety show? Why do you faintly feel like a funny variety show?
When recording variety shows, you can't forget to interact with your partner, this is a basic principle, Sun Mengjiao really didn't know what to ask, so she whispered: "Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world?" ”
Li Wenyigang, who was controlling the audience outside, wanted to remind her that we are all highly educated people in the new century, and we must not be superstitious.
Before she could speak, she heard Sun Mengjiao continue: "I feel that this kind of thing, if you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it. ”
Jiang Qinghan didn't answer, she felt that the atmosphere around her was a little sluggish, she reached out and touched it, the big man next to her was trembling, touching Sun Mengjiao's body temperature, hurriedly rubbed it beside her, and then said tremblingly: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you." ”
Sun Mengjiao: "......" If you don't tremble, there is still some credibility in saying this.
But if you see through it or not, Sun Mengjiao still has this self-awareness, so she put her hand on his wrist and comforted: "I'm not afraid." ”
After a while, the atmosphere here was still a little frightening, and Sun Mengjiao couldn't help but say: "It's okay, there are no ghosts in this world, we are all materialists, they just look ugly......"
Before he finished speaking, he heard a whimpering cry, as if to say, how dare you challenge our authority?
Sun Mengjiao took Jiang Qinghan, who was trembling, and she didn't know what she felt in her heart, it was impossible to say that she was not afraid of the things in the haunted house, but she could only keep making psychological achievements for herself, these were all fake, they were all pretended.
The yarn of the haunted house continued, not only their pair was afraid, Sun Mengjiao had just bypassed the second corner, and he heard a terrible scream, and in the weird atmosphere, Jiang Qinghan trembled and said, "Aren't you afraid?" ”
"It's a little ......," Sun Mengjiao didn't hide it, "but I think it's much better than listening to people's screams." ”
Soon, the NPC of the second level was ushered in, and it turned out to be a history question.
China's first pharmaceutical book "Shennong's Materia Medica" was written in the Han Dynasty, "Tang Materia Medica" is the world's first pharmacopoeia formulated by the state, the Song Dynasty promulgated a number of official Materia Medica, the Ming Dynasty Li Shizhen compiled the pharmacological masterpiece "Compendium of Materia Medica", promulgated by the imperial court. These historical facts show that the development of pharmacy in ancient China -
Sun Mengjiao replied without hesitation, "Thanks to the support of the country." ”
Then she couldn't help it and asked: "Won't you ask us college entrance examination questions like this to make us play?" ”
The NPC didn't answer, and Sun Mengjiao continued: "You set up the atmosphere so terrifyingly, and then use the college entrance examination questions to decompress us? Do you want to test which is more terrifying, the college entrance examination questions or the haunted house? ”
The staff twitched the corners of their mouths, did not answer, and went away in hiding.
Li Wenyi, who was outside, couldn't help laughing, "Ordinary people are already scared and start screaming when they see the haunted house, how can they have the heart to think about the problem?" ”
was simply amused to death by Sun Mengjiao's reaction.
Liang Jialang in front is notoriously bold, and he can't help but tremble when he sees those terrifying and disgusting haunted houses, but Sun Mengjiao is like a filter in her eyes, she can't see anything.
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After the recording of this episode of the haunted house, Liang Jialang's legs couldn't help but tremble when he walked out, Chen Qiao was prepared, but his face was still pale, as for the rest, he should vomit and cry.
This is not just a haunted house, but a thriller and suspense, the youngest Zhang Yuexin, she just finished the college entrance examination this year, and cried after coming out and said: "Woo woo, the double torture of the haunted house and the college entrance examination questions I have already died in the brain, is the person who came up with this kind of thing the devil?" I really don't know who I've offended......"
Before she could finish speaking, she had already vomited.
Li Wenyi wants this kind of reaction, otherwise how can there be highlights?
After a while, everyone's mood improved, and they began to do a one-person interview, and when the time came, they would intersperse it in the show, and Sun Mengjiao was the most calm one.
When the interviewer asked why, she licked her lips, "I'll be honest, but I'm not sure if you'll want to hear it." ”
The interviewer immediately said, only you dare not speak, and we dare not listen without it.
Sun Mengjiao pondered for a moment, and then coughed lowly, "I firmly believe in the twenty-four characters of life-saving mantra, the glory of the party shines on me, I have the party in my heart, and my achievements are ideal." ”
This rainbow fart was blown very horizontally, which made the interviewer flutter for a moment, much like saying a sentence can you say human words.
However, what she said did add points to the show, and she also gave herself a circle of fans, and everyone has a patriotic heart.
Sun Mengjiao accurately captured the emotion from the interviewer's face, and continued to cough, "To be honest, I've been an NPC for a while before, so I already have immunity to disguise, except for that musical madman, the rest are within my tolerance." ”
This is a thing in high school, Sun Mengjiao is not afraid of ghosts, but she can't understand this kind of thing of spending money to find guilt, Xu Jingmei's health was not good at that time, she went to work part-time as soon as she was on vacation, she couldn't act, and she couldn't be a model at any time.
Later, when I went to college and went to the haunted house with Li Danqing and Lin Qian, I was frightened by their screams before I could give them popular science, she really didn't enter the haunted house seriously, because she was a "ghost".
This has been buried in her memory for many years, and she still feels a little embarrassed when she thinks about it now.
If she could, she still wanted to stay away from the memories related to Xu Jingmei.
The haunted house theme of the first issue was only recorded for one day, and there was not much material, but in Li Wenyi's words, it was just an appetizer, so it didn't need to be too exquisite.
The main play is in the back.
ended the recording, Sun Mengjiao also left the contact information of Liang Jialang and Chen Qiao, the others looked cold, and they were just temporary guests, which was different from their MCs.
As for Jiang Qinghan, he has been with a white face since he came out of the haunted house, and a 1.8-meter-tall man is so frightened that his mouth keeps trembling, and he can't even say a complete sentence.
The recording time of the second episode was three days later, and Sun Mengjiao left the recording venue with her assistant.
"No one likes a disobedient subordinate."
In the office of the army unit on the outskirts of Kyoto, Yuan Muchen's back was straight, the person in front of him was about fifty years old, his eyes were cloudy with a hint of fierceness, and his tone was serious when he spoke, not very pleasant, but his identity also made him not need to bow his head in everything.
His fingers curled slightly and tapped on the tabletop, making a tuk tuk sound, "Figured it out, huh?" ”
The corners of Yuan Muchen's mouth hooked, and he sneered, "Is there still room for me to choose?" ”
It looks like you're given two options, but there's only one way to go.
"Sir Chen, if you walk by the river too much, you will always get your shoes wet." Yuan Muchen held back the anger that was about to erupt, and smiled at the corner of his lips, but the smile did not reach the bottom of his eyes, and it was even a little cold.
Chen Taihong snorted coldly, "You don't say much about today's matter, why are you so stubborn?" I know you used to mix up, but now this is the army, not a place for you. ”
The implication is that if you bow your head and admit your mistake, the matter will be solved.
But Yuan Muchen has never known what to do with bowing his head.
"Since you know that I'm a mix, then let Chen Zheyan be careful, otherwise the next time he is waiting for him will not be to break his ribs." Yuan Muchen's tongue was against his teeth, and he desperately endured it so that he didn't let himself have a seizure, "Can I go now?" ”
If he didn't leave, he was afraid that the people in front of him would be beaten.
What the hell.
I really think I'm a character.
Yuan Muchen has been in the army for so many years, and he has seen all kinds of doubts, but today he beat up a person who should be beaten, and he was suddenly punished?
The newly transferred commander engaged in favoritism and fraud, and it directly hit him, but he didn't have any evidence himself, and this time he was really impulsive.
Chen Taihong laughed and pretended to be kind, "Xiao Yuan, today's matter is really your problem." Forget it, just write an inspection and suspend it for half a month to check it. ”