I threw him a few paws, he flashed, I closed my mouth and hummed and laughed: "Flashes faster than dogs, I don't eat now, I don't have the strength to carry things for a while, don't blame me." ”

He is like a number of treasures: "Beiping's belly shabu-shabu, Tianjin anchovy shark fin, Guangzhou colorful beef tenderloin, Northeast golden silk sorrel, Chongqing Gongbao hare, Changsha Dongguan pigeon, Nanjing Luohan prawns, Chengdu Baihua monkey tongue Guangxi Ma Ren venison skewers, Hubei hanging oven roast plate duck and Hunan oil stewed dense sauce dragon and phoenix balls, steamed deer tail, roasted flower chicken, roasted chicks, braised pig, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, mixed silk, boiled sausage, fried ears. ”

I swallowed my saliva at the wrong time, and I was about to kill him, because he spread his hands, and the last sentence: "There is no such classic and delicious food here, there is a chance to follow me to the north and south, and follow along." There are only small fried pork from the countryside that can't be served. ”

I adjusted my posture, my legs were bent at an angle, my chin was on my left arm, and I stopped him: "Messing with you, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat, I don't see you practicing the Chicken Zero Dance, isn't it the ancients who practiced in the middle of the night?" Are you practicing Tongzi Gong? ”

Na Miantang propped up half of his body and said slowly: "Stupid people will work very hard, like me, who is talented and intelligent, and has wonderful bones, so I don't have to practice Sanjiu at the end and Sanfu in Xia.

"Poof----" I squirted out a sip of hot tea, speechless to him.

The shameless man ignored it and gave me a "let's see" emoji. However, he succeeded, because it aroused my strong interest, and I have always had a strong attachment to food, perhaps because I grew up eating and later became spiritually thirsty.

I decided to compromise with him for a while, because the kumquat and green onion roast mutton pot sent by the shopkeeper, plus two bottles of good wine, was fragrant for ten miles, and fully brought out the deliciousness. Recalling the hard days when I was hungry since I was a child, I felt that I couldn't eat enough of the sumptuous food in front of me, and I couldn't wait to swallow all these famous dishes in one gulp.

"Look at your virtue, eat every meal as if you will never be able to eat again," said Na Miantang, "Cat Jiujiu, don't mess with the plates, I believe there is something in the kitchen." You just ask Xiao Er to send it. If you gobble it up like this again, you will be as fat as a Xinjiang mother-in-law, and no one will dare to marry you at that time. ”

But I just stuck my tongue out at her, turned around and asked for an omelette with sausages on top.

Now, we started drinking wine and eating meat.

That Mianchang: "Good wine, good meat, good brothers." ”

I said, "You're good, your son-in-law is going to go to a woman after drinking."

Na Mianchang: "After drinking, I must go to the woman." ”

Me: "I didn't drink, you also look for a woman, don't beat my mind." ”

Na Mian often laughed and said, "You are not a woman, so you will not be without vision." ”

Me: "You are not my male god." ”

I ate a lot and he drank a lot.

That Mianchang: "You eat a lot today, I'll let you do it once today." ”

I was stunned, "Let's what?" ”

Na Miantang: "Let you pay the bill." ”

I was about to kick out my flying feet in my eyes: "Don't let me, you're welcome, I'll ventilate my sleeves." ”

Na Miantang: "This time you must let it, you must be polite." ”

I said, "You're very humorous. ”

That Mianchang: "You're welcome, you're welcome." ”

Eating with my master is usually paid for by a servant, but I really don't have any money.

That Mianchang: "When I go out, I never take cumbersome things, so as not to get in the way, and I don't know how many people's hands pass through a silver ticket, and it is dirty to death." ”

I agreed: "Well, it makes sense, you can owe the shop owner or mortgage your watch here." ”

That Mianchang smiled again.

Me: "It's not a joke, you can do it." ”

Na Miantang: "Big joke. ”

He suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Didn't you notice that there was a hand hanging at the door of the store before you entered the door, which was written in black and white: This store does not owe any debts, mixed eaters, such hands!" ”

I pointed at him and shook his gold watch: "What about this." ”

He bit my ear again: "This watch is fake, it was really sold to me a long time ago, my old man has made a few fortunes, and I haven't had a silver account for a long time." ”

I was stunned.