Chapter 32: Bai Yuyu conspires against Yi Huan's body
[Ding Dong, the host Bai Yuyu is accepting the task of finding the body furnace, locking the targets Yi Huan and Gu Han]
[Reward: 6 Resurrections]
[Difficulty: Zero]
Bai Yuyu crossed his hands and held the sword, pretended to push his glasses and said, "Sure to accept the task." Jiang Lanchu wore a retro square-necked high-waisted printed kitten one-piece dress from the fierce jade country, and took Bai Yuyu's hand and left.
Bai Yuyu held a wooden fan and tapped the palm of his right hand. Seeing that Jiang Lanchu was a little in the way of him, he said, "Alas, don't pull me." I'm going to look at something, and someone in front of me tore up that list. β
Jiang Lanchu regretted falling in love with Bai Yuyu a little, and finally ruthlessly planned to leave Bai Yuyu at this moment. When Jiang Lanchu left, the familiar system prompt of disappointment and abandonment.
[Ding Dong, your disappointed heart has been collected for six years, does it improve the host's kidney function]
[Ding Dong, your abandonment heart has been collected for eight years, do you improve the eye of people]
γAre you sure to upgrade allγ
Of course, Bai Yuyu chose yes, after all, he already knew that Jiang Lanchu was a fat woman, and he was still a fool who wanted to fly on the branches to be a phoenix, and he really thought that I liked Fu Yufei's pig brain, so he exchanged what the hell with the devil and the demons, and wanted to tell me what to say to change my nonsense.
I don't ask who I am, where the lord of the country lives in Yuqing, the girls I have slept with in Bai Yuyu, there are not a million people but tens of thousands of people, I have died so many times and I didn't die in vain, it was all for the system task.
What the hell is scum, what the hell. Can he bring me wealth? If I could, why wouldn't I be scumbag?
Although Bai Yuyu felt that there was no one around him, he still missed Fu Yufei and He Xiangfei, and said to a heart-shaped cloud floating in the sky: "I love you." β
Finally, the rain stopped and a rainbow came out. I looked out at the windowsill and saw the rainbow in the distance. I wanted to take out my mobile phone to record this scene, and I touched the pants on the back and found that I was wearing a skirt today.
I carried the cat to the lawn where the rain had stopped, and there were a lot of delicate dewdrops standing on the leaves of the grass, and when I pulled the leaves, all the dewdrops on them soaked into the ground. I bent down to put the cat on the ground, only to see the cat staring at the dog's tail and trying to take it off.
I snapped off the dog's tail grass and scratched the cat's nose. The cat ran away, and a man came up to me and looked at me and said, "Would you rather hold these animals than remember me?" You saved me. β
"I saved you, I don't have this memory. Don't be prejudiced against these cats, they're just a bunch of cute animals. "I lowered my head and put my hand on the leaf with the dewdrops, trying to use the dew to wash my hands.
I shook the water from my hands and dried it off my skirt. With one hand, he pointed at You Anqiu and asked, "Then you tell me what I have done in this world." β
"You are an elf who saved me in Qingxiang Pavilion. With the encouragement of the government, he was named the city protector, which means the people's anti-green officer. "You Anqiu's hairstyle is parted, her hair is a little slightly curly, and there is a string of red and green jewelry on her forehead, which makes You Anqiu look like an exotic. Especially the clothes,.
"Then how is the world divided, and what kind of person is my master. The martial arts are not powerful, and the status is not high. β
"Your master is the top master in the world, and your senior brother is also a top refiner. No one is invincible on this continent, except for the immortal rival that your master has a crush on, that is, a woman. You Anqiu twisted the dark red jujube tree fan and said.
"Really? Will he have the idea of intervening in the relationship between Shizun and Senior Brother? They are our cp's and must not be dismantled. "I thought about it and made my debut, which made You Anqiu see the joke.
You Anqiu hid his smile and said, "You are not from this world, so how do you plan to return to that world." β
"I don't need you to worry, you can worry about yourself! This is my world, so I don't have to worry about how to get back to that world. The people and things here are what I want, and I don't want to go back at all. β
Bai Yuyu listened to my conversation in the grass and ran to the other side with Shizun. When I found out, he stood up and said, "Yi Huan hasn't seen you for a long time, do you still remember your godfather?" β
I looked at the dog's tail grass on his head, pointed to his head and said, "The flowers and plants on your head are so beautiful, it looks like you cuckolded your girlfriend." β
"Yi Huan, you can't talk nonsense! He who will cut off his tongue. Bai Yuyu replied.
"Bye-bye, Bai Yuyu. I'll find out about my parents' deaths, don't let me know it's related to you, or I'll kill you. I pointed at him and smiled and hugged him, and found that his face was becoming more and more bewildered, like the reincarnation of a vixen.
"Xiao Yihuan, don't keep staring at me, be careful that someone overturns the vinegar jar. So sour that I can still smell it, like the man you want to stuff in your stomach. β
"Yi Huan, why are you still messing with him and hugging him. Have you considered my feelings? Gu Han stared at me with chills, only to see Yi Huan rubbing his hands to get cold.
"That's you, isn't this talking to your godfather? Who knew that your sour jar was overturned, and you were laughed at by Bai Yuyu. "I felt that it was getting dark and the weather was getting colder, so I was going to go back and talk about it.
Bai Yuyu twisted the fan, looked at the place where I had just run a meter away, and said, "It's Yi Huan's lover!" Have you confirmed the relationship? If it's a real boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, remember to talk to your godfather. I'll have a big gift and I'll definitely make you satisfied. β
"Then thank you godfather, Gu Han shouldn't come over quickly and thank godfather." I beckoned to him, hurry up and say.
A man dressed in begonia flowers and a tall strong man put their hands together and said, "Yo! Isn't this the second junior sister newly accepted by Senior Brother Yang Luxiao? How about being polite with your family here? β
"You are here to greet guests, and I will not bother." Bai Yuyu ran in the direction of Shizun and saw Senior Brother and Shizun kissing. covered his mouth and was shocked, and instantly felt that the appearance of a talented woman was just the emotion of a layman.
[Host, please choose whether to come forward to learn the arts]
"Yes" Bai Yuyu said loudly, alarming the master who was playing kissing.
The senior brother let go of his mouth, put the master on his shoulders and said, "Whoever is bold will get out and die, and delay the matter between me and the master." β
Bai Yuyu broke off the branch and secretly exchanged stealth water with the system, approached Shizun and kissed Senior Brother and Shizun.
Shizun only felt that a monster took advantage of him, and he got off the shoulders of the senior brother in a very angry way, and the senior brother felt that the master had been disobedient recently, and the monster just now was definitely a banshee.
The master who flew in the air instantly made Bai Yuyu jealous if this person could serve him. It's the lover of that big beauty, and both of them are their sweethearts, what should I do? People who usually hook up casually and will automatically send them to the world, in this world, are not confused by me.
I ran to Li Xinyuan's collapse and rolled up the quilt and drank green tea. Back to the sweet fragrance of tea, I want to go home to the days of swiping my bank card.
The door was kicked to the ground, which woke up Li Xinyuan and scolded: "Which little rabbit cub dares to kick Lao Tzu's door, see if I don't slaughter him into seven or eight pieces." β
Li Xinyuan sat up in shock, wiping the dirt from the corners of his eyes. Lifting the quilt, he walked to the ground and took the sword hanging on the pillar, drew his knife and slashed at the people outside.
The people outside dodged the sword cut by Li Xinyuan, and the sword broke as soon as he clamped the hand, which made me marvel at the kung fu of this big brother. Li Xinyuan took the broken sword unconvinced, turned around and slashed at a beauty's shoulder, but was blocked by the sword drawn by the eldest brother.
"Go quickly, kill Yun Lixiao's apprentice, and don't let him participate in the sword competition. It's only embarrassing for us if she goes up, so we might as well deal with her. β
Hey, I don't seem to have offended the people who came to kill me. I won't participate in that sword competition, it's just to recognize a master, will it cause death. My obedient man, I'm still looking for Gu Han to hide.
"Sister, I'm back, are these two competing with Sister Xinyuan in swordsmanship?" Yi Qnot asked suspiciously.
I looked at Yi Jie's bloody appearance and persuaded him, "Run, they are here to kill me." β
"Oh! Just because they want to kill you, they will pass me first. Gu Han pulled out the big knife behind his back, and Gu Han's footsteps were three centimeters deep, how did he become stronger in this world.
I also want to be able to become powerful without effort, and I don't know what will happen to the spells I cultivate. Will it hurt them? Go to jail! It's better to wait and see what kind of law the world is.
The woman combed a misty sideburns and cloud bun, and the pure natural burgundy hair fell under the sun, and there was a long falling spirit stone hanging on the hair peak under the two butterflies on the head, and there was an irregular step behind the hair, and on the right was the peony to provoke the butterfly to spread its wings and fly over, and the bee stayed next to the dewdrop.
On the left is a tassel hairpin, next to the white jade carved peony leaves, a butterfly with just closed wings, wearing a colorful tassel on its ear and saying: "It's really presumptuous, even you dare to say crazy things." We are all immortals of the ninth layer of qi and spirit double cultivation, you are still a mortal who has not cultivated qi and spirit, and you are actually here to die, and I will fulfill you. β
I'm going to start with this girl, saying that we are going to die. Since it was Shizun who planned to accept me as an apprentice, he couldn't let him know that his apprentice was being bullied, and he couldn't resist and lose his face.
So I gathered the qi in my body, gestured with my index finger and middle finger together, and shouted, "Go and test your power." β
The girl was hit by my spell, fell backwards and vomited blood in the air, soiled her clothes like digging a trench, and stopped the tree that grew 3 meters high, fortunately someone stopped her, the body was finally fine, and the person still had a breath left to hang and did not die.
"Senior Sister Xiao, are you okay?" The boy who didn't have a love war ran to help Xiao Yuqing and shouted heartbreakingly, I was going to be deaf and covered my ears.
Xiao Yuqing, who vomited blood, wiped the blood flowing from the corners of her mouth. Shake off the hand of the junior brother and stand up and say, "Master Yun's apprentice, it is really the Jiaozi of Yun, we are convinced." In Xia Xiao Yuqing, Xiao Ye's niece on Qingzi Island next door. I have asked Senior Sister Yi about her kung fu, and I admire it. β
"Oh! Just asking for advice and wanting to kill me, and when you really want to kill me, won't you want me to die without a place to bury. I gritted my teeth and looked at Xiao Yuqing, kicked away the chair and sat down.
[The system prompts, because the extreme senses carry too much, you can no longer bear your body, maintain it in the other world, and return to normal appearance after thirty seconds, please be prepared]
Gu Han glanced at me, just in line with my gaze. smiled at each other and said, "I'm going back, (you) Yi Huan is ready to say hello to the people you know here." It seems that they didn't have time to say hello to them in a hurry, and they were about to leave. β
The disguise technique on his body is slowly receding, revealing the appearance of our fierce jade country. When Master and Senior Brother came here, they just happened to see my true appearance. Senior Brother's expression made me have endless aftertaste, and every time I thought of it, I said with the same expression as if I had eaten: "Little junior sister, it turns out that you are that mortal, and you have learned to gather qi under my coercion." β
"Senior brother, I said I was your little sister, but you don't believe it." I waited for all the disguise techniques on my body to disappear, and a ray of light shrouded me, sending me back to the extreme senses of the Fierce Jade Country in the blink of an eye.
Seeing Yan Xiaochen smoking, I don't know why when I looked at him, the pain like a pinprick spread out on my head, and my eyes seemed to be poked blind. I touched my eyes to relieve the pain, and I wanted to open my eyes to see his expression, whether I was laughing or not, and before I could see this scene, I fell to the ground.