A lot of onlookers gathered, Mu Sen and Shi Liang were shameless, but Dong Lin asked Wen Linxi if he could do it.

Wen Linxi said: "Count me begging you, don't do this, it's too embarrassing." ”

"Little Broken Boy goes aside." Mu Sen and Shi Hao were particularly in tune, and then dragged forward with a salute together. The dust kicked up covered Wen Linxi's body.

Wen Linxi was really angry and wanted to go up and beat him two, but when he saw the yellow dust rising around him, he gave up in disgust.

If she wants to stir up dust with these two or two goods, she would rather swallow her anger.

After all, the unhappiness will always pass, and if you do it with him twice and get dusty, it will definitely only be even more unhappy.

Wen Linxi is not a masochist, so she doesn't care about the two bastards Shi Liang and Mu Sen. You must know that if you want to compete with the second goods, you have to be more than the second goods, and Wen Linxi feels that she can't do it.

For the sake of his dignity as a human being, he can only stop there.

Shi Youliang and Mu Sen walked on the road, dragging two huge burdens. Shi Liang asked: "There are advantages all over the body and I don't love you, or I love you very much because of the shortcomings, which one do you choose?" ”

"I have a phobia of intensity."

"Are you saying that Dongmu actually has no advantages or disadvantages, is it mediocre?"

"Believe it or not, a bag of clothes can kill someone."

"I don't think so, because it's not easy for you to carry it, and I'm confident in my speed, and when you carry the bag, I'll run away before you smash it down."

Shi Youliang said this, and rolled his eyes at him: "I had a dream a few days ago? ”

Shi Hao asked, "What kind of dream is it?" ”

"I dreamed that the family dog had not been fed for several days, and he was lying in the toilet hungry and dying," Mu Sen said. ”

"And then?"

"I hurried home, the most unfortunate thing happened, when I saw that scene, I really blamed myself, I swear, if I could do it again, I would definitely think of it, and I would never let it go hungry."

Shi Youliang was like a fool, and continued to ask Mu Sen: "What do you see?" ”

"My dog was dead in the bathroom, huddled in a ball. I don't know why, but I thought he would come back to life if I soaked it in water, so I put the dog in the tub and put water in it. ”

Shi Youliang said: "That's really stupid, if it were me, I would be absolutely embarrassed to say such a thing." ”

Mu Sen sighed and told Shi Youyou: "This is not what I want to say, the next thing is what I want to say." What happened next would you never have imagined? ”

"Oh yes, I don't think my imagination is so poor yet."

Mu Sen said: "It's true, you would never think that I didn't distinguish between cold water and hot water, and put hot water in the bathtub, which is 80 degrees of hot water." ”

Shi Shang looked at Mu Sen: "So, are you going to tell me that the meat is delicious?" ”

"No, I suddenly realized that I didn't have a dog," Mu Sen said. ”

"So what?"

"I suddenly realized it was a dream. It's so funny, because in reality I don't know how to have pets, I can't even take care of myself, how can I take care of them. ”

What the hell did he want to say, there was no curiosity between each other, but Wen Linxi and Donglin were not curious.

Shi Youliang continued Mu Sen's words: "But this is very strange, since you don't like dogs very much, why do you dream of dogs?" ”

"I mean, I think we're probably dreaming right now," Musen said. If it is realistic, how can there be a boy who wants to walk on the road with two big snakeskin bags like a fool, and there will not be two women following him, in reality, such a boy will definitely be disliked. There is absolutely no such thing as such a good girl. ”

Shi Youliang looked at Mu Sen and said with a serious face: "I suddenly feel that you are too smart, this must be a dream." After all, there may be times when we are scavenging on the street with snakeskin bags, but our friends can't be so stupid. ”

Did he spare such a big circle just to scold Donglin and Wen Linxi? Dong Lin and Wen Linxi were really angry, but she didn't dare to be angry, because the two guys were dusty and absolutely unwilling to approach.

Dong Lin and Wen Linxi didn't resist, and Shi Youliang felt bored and called her two: "Come to Solitaire." I'll go first: I ordered a baby cabbage, a husband and wife lung slices, and a grandmother's dish. If nothing else, I just want to have a reunion dinner. Mu Sen continued"

Mu Sen said: "When a mosquito lies on you, don't drive it away, let it bite, when it bites your skin and starts to suck blood, hold your breath, violently exert your whole body, accelerate blood circulation, and choke it to death." Donglin, it's your turn. ”

Donglin said: "In the current class, as soon as the teacher says that everyone writes down the things on the blackboard, he sees the students taking pictures one after another, and they are all in time for the press conference." Wen Linxi continued. ”

Wen Linxi said: "Today I made a decision, I must bring a durian to work in the future, and I will die with those who eat leek buns." ”

Shi Youmu Sen Donglin looked at Wen Linxi and despised her, saying, "Do you know how to take the subway?" ”

Wen Linxi retorted loudly: "Do you want to quarrel? ”

After walking back and forth, it was Shi Youliang's turn again, and Shi Youliang said: "The pill the size of a coin, I haven't eaten it after three bowls of water, and then I drank a sip of water, put it in my mouth and let the water melt the pill before swallowing it, but I saw that the bottle said: chewable tablets." ”

Wen Linxi rushed before Mu Sen: "I'll come first: my mother is a master of dark cuisine, and I was at home with my mother once." My mom was watching dramas, I was lying in bed in a daze, and when it was time to eat, let's cook. She said to eat noodles and I said okay. It took us half an hour to make me noodles, and I was really hungry, so I went into the kitchen and slurred and ate most of it, but I couldn't eat it anymore, and asked my mother: How do you do so much. My mother said, "If you're full, forget it, this noodle is too unpalatable, I'll go out and eat it myself." ”

Dong Lin glanced at Wen Linxi and patted her on the shoulder: "We are eternal stumbling blocks on each other's weight loss road." ”

Without waiting for Wen Linxi to speak, Mu Sen continued: "I heard that there was a girl who wanted to lose weight and decided not to eat dinner. Later, I was too hungry, so I bought a loaf of bread, which I thought was too sweet, and bought two grilled sausages, and felt that my stomach was too sour, so I went to buy a pack of soda crackers. After eating, I felt that my mouth was too dry, so I went to eat a bowl of instant noodles, and after eating instant noodles, I felt that it was too salty, so I bought another bottle of black tea. When she remembered that she was going to lose weight today, she said to herself: Forget it, just drink a bottle of yogurt. ”

Shi Youliang couldn't straighten her waist with a smile, Dong Lin and Wen Linxi looked at Mu Sen hatefully, there is no doubt that she is the kind of girl Mu Sen said. And Mu Sen said this back, of course, because Mu Sen had really seen her like this.

It was noisy, so he returned to his place and took Donglin and Wen Linxi's salute to the house, and Shi Youliang and Mu Sen felt very tired.

Sitting on the ground, Shi Liang said: "At the end, everyone said an ugly thing. ”

This time, Wen Linxi spoke first: "When I was a child, at my grandmother's house, the best game I played with my friends around me was playing house. Once, the neighbor's sister proposed that they all go home and sell their temporary products. And I found a branch to use as a scale, and tore a lot of small pieces of paper for money. I was so happy that I took out all my zero-hour and everybody came to buy it. By the end, I came home with a bunch of small pieces of paper. Now that I think about it, it was my first time in business. Blood deficit. ”

Mu Sen said: "When I was in the third grade of primary school, I liked a girl, and once after school, she was the only one left in the classroom, and I suddenly had a whim: the teacher asked me to kiss you. The girl was surprised and asked me: what to ask. At that time, I was stunned, but I immediately reacted again: to be honest, I did well today, and I can kiss the best-looking girl in the class. She was stunned, then lowered her head and said, "Okay." Then I kissed her on the cheek. ”

The other three were stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed unscrupulously.

Shi Youliang said: "When you grow up, your EQ will be replaced by IQ, and the cuteness of your childhood is completely gone." ”

Donglin said: "That's it, if you have this emotional intelligence, you won't be in unrequited love until now." ”

Wen Linxi said: "I'm more curious about who that girl is, and is there any contact with you now?" ”

Mu Sen didn't want to answer their questions, and urged: "It's up to you, hurry up." ”

Shi Youliang said: "When I was in the second year of junior high school, I ordered a dumpling in the cafeteria, because I needed to wait a little time, so I made a plate of vinegar, and when I came back to bring the dumplings, I found that the vinegar was gone. It was probably when the aunt was cleaning up and saw that no one was there and left it. I can't help it, just play another game.

When I came back from vinegaring, I found that the dumplings were gone. Well, bad luck, no way. I had to go and buy a plate of vinegar and serve it with dumplings. But I suddenly found that the vinegar and dumplings were all there, and the girl opposite me couldn't stand up with a straight smile. Tell me: I was so hungry just now, this is for you. That day, I treated her to half a dumpling. ”

Wen Linxi said: "This story, no matter how you listen to it, I think it's a story of first love." ”

Shi Youliang said: "That's not it, I haven't seen that girl again." ”

In the end, it was Donglin's turn, Donglin said: "In last year's midterm exam, I was deducted a lot of paper points. I went to the teacher and said, "Teacher, my dog crawling word is really hopeless, you give me a trick." The teacher said, "You are not a dog." Without waiting for me to be happy, the teacher continued: I don't see what is crawling. ”

The others burst out laughing, and many of the people in the class had heard of it. Because Chinese teachers like to use this sentence to talk about their own confused people.

"Your words are not dogs, and you can't tell what is crawling at all." It's basically become his mantra.