Chapter 516: Divorced Little Peasant Girl 134

Ren Xiaohao raised his eyebrows, unwilling to lose to the county commander in the battle of words, so he immediately changed to a woman's voice: "Who said that I am a boy and a girl?" Speaking of which, I'm a girl and a man, too tall, too big a skeleton, alas, no way, natural. ”

When the county commander heard this voice, it was clearly the voice of the female immortal cultivator by the lake that day, and combined with the meaning of Ren Xiaohao's words, he couldn't help but be confused again.

Whether this guard is a man or a woman, the county commander is a little confused.

"You...... Which of your voices is true? The county commander stammered and asked.

"Of course it's true now, if you don't believe it, then touch this." Ren Xiaohao pointed to his chest as he spoke.

As soon as the county commander heard that there was such a good thing, his eyes immediately glowed with gold.

Because if this guard is a man, it doesn't matter if he touches it, if it's a woman, it's really a big profit, and he won't suffer inside and out.

But just when the county commander was about to stretch out his hand, Ren Xiaohao said again: "I know you can't reach out." ”

When the county commander heard this, he immediately felt like he was kidnapped by morality.

But since they said so, if he stretched out his hand again, it would be a little too much to say.

The county commander had no choice but to reluctantly retract his hand into his sleeve. and reluctantly pretended to be a decent gentleman.

It's like being forced to open.

Ren Xiaohao laughed for a while, and at the same time, he was even more sure that this county commander was really a proper carrot. So there is no sense of pressure in the pit.

So Ren Xiaohao said with a faint grudge: "That day, Gongzi took a bath in the lake, just like a white strip in the waves, very handsome. ”

"Huh, huh?" The county commander smiled, but he always felt that this boast was a little awkward? But what was awkward, he couldn't tell for a while.

Ren Xiaohao then asked, "Do you like me?" ”

The county commander was stunned, and this question was abrupt, right? But he still nodded instinctively: "I like it." ”

Ren Xiaohao's appearance as a man dressed as a woman, he has also seen it, and he is very beautiful.

The most important thing is that this Xiaohao is still an immortal cultivator. If you can include this beauty as the 9th aunt's wife, isn't it stronger than his 8th aunt wife combined?

It's just that he knows that things are not as beautiful as he imagined.

But Ren Xiaohao said shyly: "Me too." ”

The county commander was stunned, feeling that happiness had come too suddenly. He asked incredulously, "You too?" You like me too? You...... What do you like about me? Physiognomy or figure? Character or temperament? ”

The county commander began to dig out his own shining points and let Ren Xiaohao choose.

Somehow, he was a little worried that Ren Xiaohao wouldn't be able to answer what he liked about him, so he kindly gave the other party a hint.

I saw Ren Xiaohao suddenly look like you were in the trap, and then said unhurriedly: "I also mean, I also like myself." ”

The county commander suddenly felt that a thunderbolt passed through his left head, and then came out of his right head. This...... This is also a pitfall, right?

I'm afraid that someone who doesn't misunderstand is not a person with a normal brain circuit, right?

I like you.

Me too.

I'm also three words, doesn't it mean that I like you too? How did I get to Ren Xiaohao and become that I like myself too? It's a long experience.

However, the prefectural commander has never been a person who has seen beautiful women.

He smiled elegantly: "The girl is so good, it is reasonable that she likes herself." ”

"Who said I was a girl, I am a pure man!" Ren Xiaohao saw that he had pit the county commander, and when he saw it, he accepted it, and resumed the man's voice.

The county commander was completely stunned. Men and women, women and men. Is it a man or a woman?

He felt that if he didn't take off Ren Xiaohao's clothes and personally verify the male and female, he couldn't believe every word that came out of Ren Xiaohao's mouth anymore.

"Don't believe me? I'll show you the Adam's apple of this childe. Ren Xiaohao ripped off his collar as he spoke, revealing the manly Adam's apple.

The county commander stared at the Adam's apple for a long time, and finally said, "Can you touch it?" ”

It seems that he is very worried about what is wrong with this Adam's apple.

"It's all men, who's afraid of whom." Ren Xiaohao took the hand of the county commander as he spoke, and then attached it to his Adam's apple.

It was only three seconds at most, and Ren Xiaohao threw back the county commander's hand in disgust.

The county commander swallowed his saliva: "This Adam's apple can't be changed by you, right?" You said that you are an immortal cultivator. It shouldn't be difficult for an immortal cultivator to conjure an Adam's apple, right? ”

Ren Xiaohao was a little speechless: "Are you going to rely on me or what?" If I am really a woman, my figure, my appearance, my identity, and my strength as an immortal cultivator, can I take a fancy to you? Wake up, big brother! ”

Hearing Ren Xiaohao's straightforward words, the county commander finally woke up, and the dream of beauty was shattered.

The words are not coarse, I have to admit that Ren Xiaohao is telling the truth.

"Hey, don't get distracted, watch the road." Ren Xiaohao saw that the carriage ran crookedly, and hurriedly reminded.

The county commander drove the horse to the right path with a few whips, and said quietly: "If you say that, I believe you won't like me, but I still doubt whether you are a man or a woman." ”

"What is there to doubt about this? Look at me like this, how upright, how atmospheric, how resolute, how sunny, if you say that I am a boy and a girl, then you are a pure woman. Ren Xiaohao saw that he was making a joke and caused a commotion, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he could only say angrily in the end.

"Then if you're a man, why do you take my clothes while I'm in the shower? Why did you follow me all the way? You know, I was a red fruit at that time. And finally, why did you show up and say something ambiguous to me? The county commander paused for a moment, and finally asked, "You're afraid you're not bent, right?" ”

"You're just bending!" Ren Xiaohao replied.

The county commander seemed to have found a breakthrough, and was a little proud: "If you don't bend, then how can you explain all of the above?" This is not what a normal old man should do. ”

Ren Xiaohao rolled his eyes: "It's not okay for men to joke with each other?" ”

"It's not a normal man to be able to make jokes like this, right?" The county commander is unrelenting.

Ren Xiaohao raised his eyes and saw that he had already arrived at the gate of the city, and he thought that the yamen was about to arrive, so he simply said: "I'll test you for Liu Huahua, it's always okay, right?" But after this temptation, I found out, you, don't blame me for speaking straight, you don't even deserve to carry shoes for Huahua. ”

When the county magistrate heard Ren Xiaohao mention Liu Huahua, he suddenly felt that his brain circuit was a little insufficient, how could the guards around the emperor have an intersection with Liu Huahua?

By the way, Huahua seems to have said that she saved a prince when she went to the capital. Could it be that this Ren Xiaohao is...... Is that the prince's henchman or subordinate?

If this is the case, Ren Xiaohao can make sense to test himself for Liu Huahua, and pat the prince's ass.

The double reed attendant often did this, and he knew exactly what he liked with his aunts and wives.

It's just that when I heard Ren Xiaohao say that he didn't match the shoes for Huahua, it made people have a toothache. Although the county commander was not angry and did not react, it did not mean that he agreed.

He knows Huahua's family background, and the poor are almost drunk by the northwest wind. Although he is developed now, he is at the same level as him, so how can he say that he is not worthy of Huahua shoes?

This is completely a personal attack launched by Ren Xiaohao based on personal preferences, right?

However, the county commander doesn't care about these at all, Ren Xiaohao can say whatever he wants, anyway, the object of elevation is Liu Huahua.

If it was someone else, he would have to let Ren Xiaohao find that person out, and then compete with him. Find out who doesn't deserve to lift shoes to whom.