Chapter 11: Leaving the game and getting smashed on the way home

[Dear player Yi Huan, your test game time has ended, touch the jade pendant to open your eyes and return to the fierce jade country. 】

I touched the jade pendant in front of Li Feitao, and in her eyes, I just touched the clothes.

"It's gone, it's a pity I can't let her grill meat for me, it tastes so good." Li Feitao's mouth moved a few times, reminiscing about the fish I cooked.

I opened my eyes, and the discomfort made me cover my mouth and run to the trash can and vomit.

Yan Xiaochen sat on the chair with a smile, took a hard puff with his pipe, and spat out circles of white smoke. The pipe, which was caught between the middle and index fingers, was struck on the wooden table by the smoke and laughter, making a noise.

He put the pipe to his mouth again, took a puff, and the smoke came out of his nose and said, "This is a deposit of 10,000 yuan, and the rest of the money will be said when you complete the game task." Next Monday, come over at six a.m. to continue the mission. ”

"Okay, I'll go first, what is the identity of Li Feitao in the game, there is a task in it for me to go to Qingxiang Pavilion to save the elves, how to find the map, that, doesn't the game need experience points or something? The NPCs inside are still the same as before, disrespectful at all. "I counted the amount of money, made sure it was right, and put it in my bag.

I walked out of the door of the game of extreme senses, a cry like a cat, I wanted to find this kitten and feed it something to eat, after all, today is the first time I get paid, I used to pay other people's salaries. I want to feed the cat, order a big meal at the next restaurant, and I'm hungry in the game, especially I want to eat fish.

Walking to the wall where Yutang Mo was drunk, there was a pregnant woman crying loudly. I walked slowly, put my hand in my sleeve, walked up to the pregnant woman like a penguin, crouched down and said, "What's the matter, this place is closed, no one is allowed to stay in this place for long." ”

"I, I, my husband, he, I, I don't know how to get home, I want to find a note on my car accident, which says Ding Xue's support club Yi Huan, and ask if she knows me."

The hoarse voice of the pregnant woman may be crying for too long and stammering a little, which is also right. But what are you looking for, is she Tian Mengyan, but she was in a car accident and had amnesia.

I took out the certificate of being a supporter of Ding Xue from my bag and stuffed it into the pregnant woman's arms.

The pregnant woman took my certificate and looked at it carefully, pounced on me, hugged me and said in a hoarse voice: "It turns out that you are the support club of that person, so do you know who I am?" Who are my parents? I miss them. ”

I wanted to push her away, but thinking about her status as a pregnant woman, I gave up. She hugged me and cried for so long that her legs were a little numb. The snow was blowing, and I sneezed, as if I had caught a cold.

The pregnant woman let go of me, she put her right hand on my head, and when I was a hard stone as a support point, she slowly stood up. I said to the person who was squatting on the ground and touching her, "I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with a child, and my body is inconvenient." ”

"It's okay, you're pregnant, what you should do, do you want to go to my house to sleep, I'll post a missing person notice tomorrow." I stood up, touched her arm and said.

"Okay, thank you, I'm a little hungry, my husband's name is Yutangmo, and he is a very handsome person! You and he will definitely get along well. ”

After listening to Tian Mengyan's words, a few words appeared in my mind, Yutangmo's husband, I seem to have filmed some great gossip, and I have to find Yutangmo to buy the video.

His left hand unconsciously held Tian Mengyan's arm and said, "I'll take you back to my house, not far from here, it's quite close, just walk two streets away." Your name is Xiao Yunyan, right! I'm sorry to recognize the wrong person today. ”

"Haha, it's okay." Xiao Yunyan touched his head with his right hand and said.

We didn't say anything all the way, and walked to a palace-like Wang family food shop, Xiao Yunyan looked through the menu and ordered a few dishes suitable for pregnant women. I thought about AA at first, but I thought that she was pregnant, and today was the first time I saw her, so I decided to buy it myself.

A familiar mockery sounded and said, "Yo, isn't this my Yuyu's puppy?" Why did my Yuyu have all the shots cut, and he is still eating and drinking like a dead man. ”

"Yunyan! Do you hear disgusting cicadas chirping all the time? And this cicada is as ugly as her voice, and ugly without knowing it. When I was the little lover of the old couple, it was the so-called luring the wolf into the house, so the old couple involved their children's property. ”

Xiao Yunyan smoked a tissue to cover his mouth and said with a smile: "That cicada looks ugly, and its mouth can't spit out human language." ”

The so-called Ye Youqi pulled out a chair, sat down on the chair in a gradient LOL skirt and said: "I, Ye Youqi, really think that you are a garbage Yi Huan, a dirty thing that cannot be recycled, why didn't Yuyu drive your garbage out of the house and leave you, a moth to eat the rice I bought for Yuyu." ”

I think her face is wearing a mask, and the acne has grown more. The density made me not want to eat, took out the mobile phone in my bag, lowered my head and clicked into the software of Ding Xue's house, and saw a piece of news about Gu Han, which said in large and black letters that Miss Ye and Gu Han, the "mysterious brother behind the scenes", discussed the engagement with the parents of both parties at 6 o'clock today.

Ha, engaged. A pair of white hands, with 4 cm long nails, brought the boiled fish I ordered, and went to help my customer bring a large bowl. I'm a little curious if this person often eats a lot of stew, otherwise, he wouldn't know my hobbies so well.

When I looked up, I saw Xiao Yunyan stretching her chopsticks to the fish I ordered, and I touched the fish she wanted to hold with my chopsticks and said, "You are a pregnant woman, you can't eat these, the child will be in your belly." ”

Xiao Yunyan paused, swallowed a few saliva, leaned back on the chair behind the child with the child, and spread his hands. "Alas! Forget it, for the sake of the child, I ate light food for seven or eight months. ”

I smiled relaxedly, ignoring her plaintive expression. Looking for news about Li Xinyuan and his younger brother on his mobile phone, I didn't expect to find out that my brother Yi Jie was crazy about being pursued by a jade master.

Could it be that his younger brother has become bent, there is Ye Zhu's girl by his side, it shouldn't be so easy to bend! If the man who pursues him is really very much in line with his younger brother's taste, it seems that he is more made into a faggot.

I picked up the white jade-like textured fish with chopsticks, and the outer layer was poured by the chef with a lot of seasoning, and the color and flavor were complete. With a few coriander plants as a garnish, it seems that the whole fish has completely fulfilled its mission.

Remove the fish bones, leaving only the diluted seasoning and coriander. With my stomach satisfying and burping, I walked up to the store, swiped my card and walked out of the store.

After waiting for a few minutes, Yunyan came out and followed me and said, "I want to find my parents, I want to know why they didn't come to see me, and I told them several times that I was married and pregnant, so let them see me, and kept writing to me to let me wait." ”

The sound of sobbing in the back made me a little upset. Hurry up and walk home. Xiao Yunyan was fortunate to walk slowly with the child and didn't walk with me, otherwise he would have been smashed with a large basket of vegetable roots.

I looked up at the person who threw the vegetable root in the air, a girl of more than 200 pounds, wearing a cotton coat worn by an old man with oversized flowers, said: "This garbage thing, no wonder my parents owe so much money, the company only left an empty shell when it gave it to my husband. ”

"If you're sick, hurry up to the hospital to see if your brain is moth-eaten." I didn't understand what the person who threw things downstairs said, but Xiao Yunyan walked up to me, grabbed my left hand, and was so tired that he held me as a pillar, and I bent down to pick up the rotten vegetable roots on the ground.

"Beep, beep" The whistle in the mouth of a patrol policeman, he held a baton in his hand, hurriedly picked up the flashlight in the palm of his hand with the whistle, shone it on the fat woman who threw objects in the air, and ran over quickly and said: "The people who throw objects in front of you, please stand where you are, and wait for me to go over and ask." ”

The patrol came to a meter away from me, covered his little heart with his right hand and said, "The smashed people are all right!" The person above, come down and apologize to this person who was deliberately hit by your dangerous actions. ”

The fat woman went downstairs to gasp for breath several times as if she had put down a basket on it, saying that she was tired to death, and she had stayed in the chair at home if she had known.

I thought it was troublesome for her to go downstairs, so I ran up the stairs and talked to her. The patrolman followed, but soon stood before the fat man before me. Holding a baton, he put the whistle of his other hand into the pocket of his clothes, grabbed a flashlight in his left hand, pointed at me with the light of the flashlight, and said, "Apologize quickly, this is a red card, this ticket should record your address and personal phone number, remember to hand in the ticket tomorrow." ”

"I'm sorry, I threw cabbage roots and rotten leaves at you on the spur of the moment, and I accept the ticket. My name is Jiang Lanchu, 28 years old, my family lives in this building, and my family is an orphan. ”

I looked at this person named Jiang Lanchu with a flat look, and his eyelids were jumping, like cramps. Jiang Lanchu lowered her head and spoke, which made me feel very bad, as if the person in front of me was about to disappear. Something was throbbing in my heart, and the feeling of uneasiness made me a little dizzy.

"Well, patrolman, I have a bit of a headache. I went home first, and my family was waiting for me. I pressed my right index finger to my right brain.

I went downstairs and was held by Xiao Yunyan and walked across the street. I didn't feel dizzy, and I got home. I took the key out of my bag, inserted it into the hole in the lock, twisted it to the right, put my index finger on the fingerprint lock, and the door opened.

Xiao Yunyan looked at my garden, stroked his stomach with his left hand and sighed, "It's good, it's much wider than my garden." I still grow vegetables in this place, so I don't have to eat those polluted vegetables outside, which is good for my children. ”

I chuckled and closed the door. took her hand and said, "In the future, you can come here to eat vegetables and play with me, as long as you can get Li Xinyuan's consent." ”

At the door of the living room, Li Xinyuan was wearing a pair of white slippers, and the top was a knee-length pink sweatshirt, looking at the thickness of the clothes, it was at least 1 cm thick, and it was very warm just by looking at it. The outside is quite smooth, except for the squares, and there are silver flowers at the corners of the squares.

Blowing up the bubbles of chewing gum, rolling up the mouth and biting the bubbles, putting it in the mouth and continuing to chew, the lower body is silver warm pants, the surface is like leather pants, Ding Xue's house is written on the side of the pants, and the stitching is like a deep glacier imprint.

Wearing socks on his feet, Li Xinyuan put his right hand into the pocket of the sweatshirt at his stomach, put his left hand around my neck, put his right leg in the air at 45 degrees, rubbed his face against my face and said, "Do you miss me very much, who is this?" ”