Chapter 85 There are always many firsts in life

In the evening, at the dinner table of Li Gang's house.

"Brother, did you suddenly leave during the day?"

"Emergency gathering, you say?" Li Gang took a bite of food and said while chewing: "Suddenly said that there is a big task, it seems to take a long time, let us come back and prepare." ”

"Big task, what mission, is it dangerous?"

Li Gang raised his eyebrows and said lightly: "Dangerous? It's just a public tour, do you say it's dangerous? ”

"What a liar!" Xiaowei knocked Li Gang's hand holding vegetables with chopsticks, and said fiercely: "Honestly, you are not allowed to eat while talking!" If you dare to squirt a grain of rice out of your mouth, I'll let you eat even the plate, believe it or not! ”

“……..” Li Gang was speechless and tearful, and said in his heart: "Didn't you have to ask me at meal time?" Who am I going to reason with? ”

Swallowing the rice in his mouth, Li Gang said helplessly: "Okay, I know that I can't fool the old sister who is smart enough to beat Zhuge Liang's fucking." ”

"Well, it's good to know... Wait, why does that sound a little awkward? ”

Without waiting for Xiaowei to come back to his senses, Li Gang hurriedly said: "Actually, this time we are not an ordinary publicly-funded tour, but a group exploration tour of ancient ruins, just like the previous exploration and discovery column. Here's what the ad says: Why did an octogenarian die naked on the streets? Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Why are the condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked? Why are female dormitory underwear frequently stolen? Who committed the serial rape of sows? The old nun's door is knocked on every night, is it a person or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a physical helplessness? Stay tuned......" Li Gang didn't finish speaking, but he felt a strong wind in front of him, and before he could dodge, he was knocked to the ground with an "oops".

"Hidden weapon?" Li Gang looked at the hidden weapon that knocked him over: "Why does this hidden weapon look more and more like chopsticks?" ”

Zhang Qing, the adoptive mother on the side, picked up the chopsticks on the ground unhurriedly, wiped them and handed them to Xiaowei: "Eat well, don't throw chopsticks!" ”

Li Gang couldn't complain: "This... That's not the point! ”

"Xiaowei, I know you're worried about your brother, but it's always good for young people to go out and walk around more, and they can only grow up after experiencing it, and you don't want him to look like he is old."

Li Gang nodded approvingly: "Remove the last half of the sentence, this is a fair sentence." But then again, who is this lewd uncle who has been teasing my foodie? Li Gang looked at the bearded uncle next to Tofu Hua.

"Good boy, I haven't even recognized your father for a few days? Come here, let's get to know each other. I couldn't help but say that the uncle dragged Li Gang into the toilet.

Five minutes later, the two returned to the dinner table, Li Gang's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and the uncle said with dark circles under his eyes: "You know who I am." ”

"Hello Daddy!" Li Gang puffed out his cheeks and said: "You used to be a clean little white face, but now you have a beard, I am a little uncomfortable with this rough appearance, I didn't see it for a while." ”

This uncle is none other than Li Gang's adoptive father Li Yue, who has a poor sense of existence.

"you, but then again, it's only been a few days, you kid has improved! It's getting darker and darker. Li Gang and his father rubbed the dark circles under his eyes.

"Whereever, where and where, I will be proud of this praise for me."

"Don't give me a poor mouth, anyway, what's the matter with this little girl, I don't believe that your daughter will grow so big without seeing you for two months. Tell me honestly, where did you get it from, and is there any? ”

"Pick it up, but don't bother with it. Also, actually, I just wanted to tell you that it is a very dangerous act to put your hand in front of it, and it usually happens very discordantly. Saying that, Li Gang stretched one of his chopsticks to Tofu Hua's mouth, and Tofu Hua bit it without thinking about it.

"Click, squeak, squeak...."Half chopsticks said goodbye to this world forever.

"Goo" Li Yue's hand trembled: "The current Lori is so cruel!" It's still cute when my Xiaowei was a child. ”

"You two stupid, don't get involved with me!" Xiaowei warned.

"Hehe, now Xiaowei at home is more like a mother, and he loves to give orders."

"On the top floor." Li Gang reconsidered.

"It's better to play a game like this, let Qingqing play the daughter, and Xiaowei play the mother." Li said.

"yes, that seems interesting!" Zhang Qing agreed.

"Then 'Xiaowei's mother' will sleep with my father at night, wait a while, I'll make the bed!"

"You~say~what~?~?" Zhang Qing, who was still smiling as warm as the sun in spring a second, suddenly appeared behind Li, making him feel that the light was a little dim.

"Hehe....... I'm joking, I'll go make the bed immediately and wait for my wife." Before he finished speaking, the person had already slipped away.

"Mom's aura is still so strong!" Li Gang calmly took a bite of food. Zhang Qing, the adoptive mother who is usually seriously off the line, is still very scary when she starts a fire.

"If there is a son, there must be a father, and there is no right shape, and I am a daughter and a sister, is it easy for me? Hey...."

"Phew!" Li Gang spit out a piece of chopstick stubble, his chopsticks were bitten off by the tofu flower just now, and he used it to pick up vegetables, of course, he would eat the stubble.

"You were originally a sister and daughter, and I was still a son and brother, I didn't sigh at you."

"Shut up~mouth~!!" Xiao Wei said fiercely: "Can a heartless guy like you compare with a kind-hearted, loving and responsible beautiful girl like me?" ”

"Goo~~ Can't."

"It's good to know!"

The next dinner was peaceful, except for Tofu Hua, who ate a bowl as a snack. After the meal, Li Gang took the tofu flower back to the room. When cleaning up the dinner table, Xiaowei finally remembered that the stupid brother hadn't answered his question properly, and he was fooled by him again. But if you can run, the monk can't run the temple.....

Li Gang lay on the bed and did not fall asleep, but slowly felt the flow of Yuan Li in his body, and at the same time thought about Yu Qi's words. Tofu Flower rolls on the floor over and over again with interest, perhaps because of its after-dinner exercise, or maybe it just likes the new carpet.

"Exploring ancient ruins? Like an archaeologist? I don't know if there will be supernatural events such as zombies, but it's really exciting, if only there was a camera. However, there is more than half a month of preparation time, and it feels like a 'final reunion'.

Hawkers, whatever, anyway, the sky is falling and there is a tall man on top, so I should have no problem playing soy sauce. The most important thing now is to study the energy release and control of the Yuan Force thoroughly, and that 'door' seems to have been loosened, and it is almost a kick in the door. Well, I'll keep this foot for tomorrow, and I'll sleep now. ”

Li Gang, who had a clear idea, turned off the light, and at the same time greeted Tofu Hua: "Foodie, sleep." ”

"Ah~" Hearing Li Gang's words, Tofu Hua immediately stopped rolling the carpet and climbed onto the bed with his hands and feet.

Li Gang kicked his feet on the little ass of Tofu Flower unceremoniously: "You are really becoming less and less conscious of being a pet." ”

"Ah~~" Tofu Hua was used to Li Gang's way of greeting, and turned over unappreciatively.

It's a peaceful night, if it weren't for the grinding of a pseudo-Lori....

Early the next morning

"Dangdang..."

Xiaowei knocked on Li Gang's door

"Stupid brother, how long are you going to sleep? If you don't have breakfast anymore, it's cold. Ay? The door is unlocked? I came in. Xiaowei pushed the door in but saw that there was not even a ghost in Li Gang's room, and Li Gang was not there at all.

"It's really fast!" Xiao Wei looked at the empty room and stomped his feet unwillingly.

At this time, Li Gang was already in the underground base with tofu flowers, there was no shortage of food here, and the free breakfast was particularly delicious.

After dinner, Li Gang began his research again. The hand and arm that he almost blew out yesterday had fully recovered, and his ability to heal himself was amazed. However, I have the experience of recovering quickly after the previous serious injury, and now I am not surprised by this extraordinary recovery ability.

"The release process of energy should be slowed down first, and it is not simple to release the yuan force directly after transforming it.......

Five days later..............

"His sister, finally succeeded, am I easy? Am I easy? Do you say I'm easy? Li Gang grabbed the tofu flower's shoulder and shook it like a rattle.

"Ah~~" Tofu said it was very innocent, but it was quite comfortable.

Seven days later...........

"Now I can basically release the repulsion directly proficiently, and the next goal is to control the direction while releasing the repulsion!"

Ten days later..........

In the third underground training base, in the wasteland area, Li Gang's body was slightly sideways, his right palm stretched out and his five fingers were opened, and an invisible impact burst out from Li Gang's hand. Hearing only the sound of "bang", the one-person-high training boulder about five meters in front of him was like a shot at close range, directly blasted into slag and shot out along the impact side. This is not an ordinary explosion effect, but a shock in a straight line.

"Wahahahaha, this skill developed with the newly researched Yuan Force use technique is really powerful, and it can be done to this extent with only a small amount of Yuan Force. It's just that although the attack power is very high, the direction is not easy to control, and once it is released, the divergence is very strong, and it is quite difficult to control, and the more repulsion is released, the more difficult it is to control. In terms of control, we need to continue to strengthen it. Li Gang touched his chin and muttered to himself.

Twelve days later.........

"Now, let me try this new skill that I just thought of integrating offense and defense, the name is domineering side leak!" Li Gang excitedly opened his arms and posed in a pose that he thought was handsome, and shouted: "Domineering side leak!" ”

With the big drink, the repulsion transformed by Yuan Li burst out from Li Gang's whole body, only to hear the sound of "bang", Li Gang burst his clothes like all the martial arts masters in the movies! It's just that it's a bit overblown, people only burst their tops, and he even blew out his underwear!

I came and went naked, twisting my ass and not taking a piece of clothing with me!

In the monitoring room, the monitor who was in charge of monitoring Li Gang, a newcomer who was still under review, sprayed directly when he saw this scene.

"Ya Yan Butterfly~~~" Li Gang immediately entered the state of Yuan Force explosion with both hands covering the bird, and rushed to the lounge with the fastest speed in his life.

"Ah~~" Although Tofu Hua didn't understand what was going on, he still followed up.

A male trainee not far from Li Gang's area rubbed his eyes and said to himself: "Haven't you been too tired from training recently, you seem to have seen a naked man just now?" No, I'm so tired that I hallucinate that I should see a woman. Could it be that I have that interest? Let's go and rest......"

Quickly returning to the rest area, Li Gang quickly put on a spare set of clothes. Luckily, there's a spare training suit, so whoever it is.

Although Li Gang's festival has long been dropped to the ground, and he can't pick it up, it's still too heavy to run naked or something.

After changing his clothes, Li Gang, who felt shameless goodbye to Jiangdong's father, left the underground training base like a burning buttocks.

"Milk leg drops, the accuracy of control still needs to be improved, if you explode like this in battle with the enemy, you will laugh."

There are always countless firsts in life, the first time I called Mom and Dad, the first time I went to school, the first time I put a caterpillar in a girl's collar, the first time I received a good guy card, the first time I watched an action movie in an island country, and the first time I ran naked....

The first time was always stressful, and even Li Gang, who didn't know what the festival was, needed to be relieved, so he now suspended his research skills and wandered around the city, walking tofu flowers by the way, although it was not a dog.

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