Chapter 310: Boy's Urine (2nd Update)
Bai Youwei took the bottle curiously, frowned and stared for a long time, and finally said with no interest: "Isn't it just a hair?" ”
"Yes, but it fell from a vixen."
"Vixen?!" As soon as he heard these three words, he suddenly came to his senses, and said sideways: "You guys are going to catch fox spirits?" ”
I shook my head and denied it, so I told him the general story of the incident, and after listening to it, he pondered for a moment and said, "So that's the case, it's really interesting, I didn't expect that there are still such precious alien spirits now." ”
"What do you mean by that?" I asked with some curiosity.
"Vixens are no ordinary spirits." He explained: "It's not good to say it's called fox spirits, to put it nicely, it's called fox fairies, they are rare among many strange spirits who have the same body and thinking ability as people, they can change into humans, they can also become foxes, good and evil, false and ugly, but they are all human, from ancient times to the present, there are actually a lot of stories about fox spirits." ”
Bai Youwei said: "When you look at the king of the Shang Dynasty, isn't Nada Ji just a fox spirit according to rumors?" Secondly, in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", there are many chapters of content records, such as "Jiaona", "Lianxiang", "Infant Ning" and so on, these foxes, up to the big court, down to the small market, the heart is bad and thinks about the disaster to the country and the people, and the heart is good and understands the Entu report, but I find that it is difficult to see them anymore, and even if there is, they will all transform into human form and integrate into today's human society. ”
"Regarding the fox spirit, there are not many doorways that I can see just by this hair, but I can observe how many years of cultivation this fox has." He said happily as he held up the bottle.
"What do you think?"
"The method is very simple, find a bubble of boy's urine, it must be a child's, and then throw the hair in it and soak it for half an hour to see what the urine will become, if it is yellow, it is a hundred years of cultivation, if it is blue, it is a thousand years of cultivation."
"And this way?" I was shocked to hear about it, I had never heard of it.
"It's all wild, but it works." He smiled, handed the bottle back, as if he was a little regretful, and said: "Alas, it's a pity, I haven't been able to see this fox myself, it's a very rare existence, and it's lucky to meet it in this life." ”
Bai Youwei is a person who knows astronomy and geography, don't look at this person's mediocre appearance, but you can feel that there is a stream of knowledge in it when you talk to him, no wonder Liu Kuaikou often asks him for help, knowledge is power, it is not false at all.
"Then let's stop talking nonsense, let's go and find the boy to pee." My brother saw that there was a way, and began to urge, everyone set off to leave, and when he turned around, Bai Youwei stopped us and said: "Brother, please do something, if you find the fox spirit, remember to inform me, to be honest, I think I am well-informed, but the fox spirit has really never seen it, and I really want to see it." ”
"Don't worry, once you find it, the first one will notify you." My brother agreed, and Bai Youwei looked a little excited: "Okay! I'm waiting for your news! ”
After coming out of the hospital, what made us all more worried was where to get this boy's urine?
"Child urine generally refers to children under the age of ten, which is not easy to find." Liu Kuaikou said with a sad face: "We don't have any children around, where can we get a child to urinate?" ”
What he said was right, I thought about everyone around me and couldn't find anyone with a child under the age of ten, let alone go to find the boy to pee.
Everyone stood together and thought about it for a long time without a goal, and finally Liu Xin said: "Why don't you go to a different forum for help and see if anyone sells this." ”
I heard that this was a good way, but due to my identity, it was inconvenient to post, so I asked Liu Xin to post one.
There are a lot of people in different forums, and there are also a lot of active users, and I am not afraid that no one will see the post, not to mention that Liu Xin posted a post and deliberately borrowed the name of his master's "Ghost Three Blades", so there are even more people who see it.
After a while, all the people replied: "Brother Sandao, are you going to reappear again?" ”
"It's hard to find the boy's urine now, brother, I'll help you inquire."
"It's really in vain to see Brother Sandao's big post asking for help in my lifetime!"
"I'm the number one fan of Brother Sandao! The legend that a ghost would die within three knives back then is still told to my children! ”
"Upstairs, does your child have a child pee? Contribution points. ”
These people have everything they say, but most of them are small talk and useless.
We sat on the side of the road and waited, for about half an hour, and just as everyone was about to give up, one man's reply caught the eye.
This person's name is "Chicken Who Wants to Fly", and he left a message below: "I have child urine on my hands, and I need to contact him, and the price is easy to say." ”
As soon as we saw that there was a play, we hurriedly contacted this person and sent a message alone, and soon he replied with a string of texts: "The old store is old, and the reputation is clear!" Sell all kinds of rare groceries, centipede legs, cockroach medicine, child urine, smile half a step, stretch your legs and stare at the eye pills, top poison crane top red, old formula aphrodisiac, let you regain the majesty of a man! Everything you need is just to meet the needs of your customers! It's cheap! Full of integrity! ”
"How does this look like a charlatan?" When my brother saw this series of advertising slogans, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Don't say it's him, I think so too, what is a stretching leg staring pill? Is there really anything like this that sells?
"Ask first." Liu Xin sent a message to this person and asked, "Is there any boy pee?" How much does it cost? ”
"It's good to say it, it's good to lobby the officer, fifty milliliters and five hundred yuan!"
"How much?!" Liu Kuaikou was stunned when he saw this, and opened his mouth wide and exclaimed: "Lao Tzu can't even soak more than fifty milliliters of urine!" Can it be so expensive? This is a profiteering! ”
"Okay, we bought it." Liu Xin didn't talk too much nonsense, and asked for it directly, saying, "Let's make an appointment to meet somewhere, and I'll go over and get it directly." ”
"No problem." With this man sending us the address.
After it was decided, without further ado, we left for the location.
It took about two or three hours on the road to get to the place, this is in a small town, the location given by this person, in the narrow alley in the market, into the alley, looking up from afar, you can see an old wooden sign vertically, which reads: Li Daxian's shop.
"This is it." Liu Xin compared the address again and again, and walked over after confirming that it was correct.
Our group came to the front, observed, found that the shop opened very coincidentally, it was a window on the wall, the plaque was tied to the stick, you can take it off at any time, when you close the window, you can't see that this is a shop, a bit similar to the old pawnshop before, you don't need to go in front of the window at all, you reach out and knock on the window, and soon there is a voice inside: "Here it is!" Everyone, don't worry! ”
As he spoke, the window opened, and an old man who looked to be sixty or seventy years old with a goat's white beard appeared in front of him.
The old man was thin, bearded, and frowned, but his eyes were very bright, and he looked very energetic.
"Guys, are you the ones who came to buy the boy's urine?" He asked with a smile.
"yes, where's the thing? Let's take a look first. My brother stood in front of the window and said a little uneasy.
"It's ready, just waiting for you to come and pick it up." The old man said, taking out a small bottle from his pocket, which contained a clear liquid.
My brother took it and frowned and looked at it for a long time, wondering, "Is this a child's urine?" Why is there no color at all. ”
"Of course!" The old man explained: "The boy is a child under the age of ten, and when his body is pure, of course the urine is colorless and odorless. ”
My brother looked at him suspiciously, undecided, and seemed unable to judge, and said, "We'll test it in person, and we'll give you money when it's useful." ”
"No problem, the old man can still lie to you."
"Tu Poor, you take out the things, first try to see if it's true or not." My brother commanded, and I hurriedly pulled out the hair from the bottle and handed it to him.
He opened the boy's urine and put the hair inside, and at this time, the old man stood in the window, suddenly got up and looked at me with a surprised face: "This young man, what did he call you just now?" ”