Christmas at the end of '93, people across the United States had a really wonderful time. On Christmas Eve, I spent a warm night with my family, and the next day I turned on the newspaper and TV, and I was severely frightened.

When the word "blast" first came to it, everyone thought that the headquarters of the New York Times had been bombed. But then I realized that it was that was blown up.

"Is this true? Is this true? This must not be true. ”

"Oh my God, someone blew the toilet in the New York Times."

"It's hard to imagine how brutal it was, and it was said that there were many people on duty in the building at the headquarters of the Times, and they were all panicked."

"I used to envy a colleague who went to The New York Times, but now I don't envy it at all. He had called me to describe his 'painful' life in New York, and now I was calling to 'comfort' him. ”

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, and some people laugh when they are unlucky. In the families where the news spread, the bad luck of the Times immediately became a hot topic.

The media are describing a magical feast made from excrement. Readers and viewers are both disgusted and laughing.

The New York Times did its best to tackle the problems urgently, but it couldn't stand the jokes of its peers one by one. This is a rare comedic disaster, and it's not me who is unlucky anyway.

Newspapers, radio, television, and almost all the media are derising the tragedy that took place in Times Square. The tone is exaggerated and the rhetoric is erratic.

In the face of the 'care' of their peers flying all over the sky, the board of directors of The Times was eager to see that a staff member was killed by the explosion, even if it was injured. This will increase the pathos of the victims.

But the worst is the editor-in-chief of the "Times" news edition. He has suffered serious psychological trauma and has repeatedly said that he wants to commit suicide by jumping off the building, but he refuses to go to the rooftop alone.

After a preliminary investigation, the New York police determined that this was a crime of a heinous nature. The Director held a press conference to personally brief the media.

"Considering the seriousness of the situation, the city bureau mobilized hundreds of police forces to clean up the scene. We were able to easily locate the explosive device used by the criminals and determine their modus operandi, which will be very helpful in the investigation. ”

The press conference was held at the police headquarters in Lower Manhattan and was attended by a large number of media outlets. The word 'easy' caused laughter in the room, and everyone knew how easy it was.

A number of police officers who participated in the clean-up of the scene have been interviewed by the media, describing the "dazzling and gorgeous" and "enlightening scenery" of the crime scene, which is really a very good scene.

Whether it is the interview, the interview, or the interview, everyone's mood is very ...... Hunting!

A reporter raised his hand and asked, "Your Excellency, how much does the police know about the suspect?" Is there a chance that he will commit the crime again? What is his purpose? ”

The director sat on the stage and pursed his lips, "After the New York Times bombing last night, we quickly reviewed all the surveillance footage in the building, but there has been no progress so far.

According to the analysis of psychological experts, the suspect is likely to have a strong revenge psychology towards society, and he has mastered very high explosive skills, so there is a high probability that he will commit the crime again.

In fact, we received an anonymous parcel today. Some said they were responsible for the Times bombing and would continue to do so tomorrow night. ”

Wow......

The reporters immediately let out a clamor of surprise. This criminal is so rampant that he completely ignores the face of the New York police, openly states that he doesn't say anything, and he still has to commit crimes continuously?

"What do the criminals want to do?" A reporter asked.

The director sighed slightly, "We are not sure if the person who sent the parcel was the criminal last night. We don't want to cause too much social panic. ”

But reporters don't care about any panic, they just want enough shocking news. Someone shouted: "I'm a CNN reporter, the public has the right to know, and the police should disclose information that can be made public." ”

Other reporters also chattered that they had come to the reception just to write a manuscript, and that they would not get paid for a mediocre manuscript. The media is inherently like flies and has odor-chasing properties.

The chief of the New York Police Department seemed embarrassed, but eventually succumbed to the pressure. He called the CNN reporter and said, "The person who sent the parcel wrote us a letter of provocation, and he mentioned CNN. ”

Oh......?

Journalists pricked up their ears.

The director continued: "He said that the target of the blast tonight was CNN's headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. BECAUSE CNN'S REPORTS ARE ALL FAKENEWS. In order for America to be great again, the media that lie must be punished severely. ”

What the?

It's amazing!

Sure enough, it was shocking news.

But why is this news unlucky?

The CNN reporter who asked the question was stunned on the spot. The colleague next to him immediately turned the camera and filmed his stunned face. Even the director on the stage showed a sigh of pity and shook his head to comfort him.

The director grabbed out a plastic bag, which contained sealed letters. It was cut out of newspaper letters, and in oversized font it scolded CNN's report as a fraud, a lie, a misinterpretation, and a source of social unrest.

In addition to the letters, there is also a red hat. There was the word 'MAGA' on it, and the reporters thought for a long time before realizing that this was the abbreviation of 'Great Again'.

Oh my!

Do all the criminals in these years have such noble sentiments?

Isn't it okay to extort ransom when you're full? What's great again? I haven't seen this plot before, so it must be a joke.

After presenting the evidence, the director turned to comfort the reporters at the scene, "Don't worry, we have notified the Atlanta police and CNN headquarters. They said that they would strengthen their vigilance and would never let the bombers succeed again.

CNN's senior management also said that it would immediately investigate the headquarters building and eliminate all hidden dangers. They will strictly control the entry and exit of all personnel and will not allow a repeat disaster.

Personally, I think this is just a bluff by the criminal, and he was able to succeed at the headquarters of the Times, completely while we were not paying attention. But now the police are on standby, and he has no chance to commit the crime. ”

That being said, but it's not your that is fried, and you certainly don't worry.

The New York Times has now been laughed to death by the nation, and CNN is one of them. The whole day's reports were all about the bad luck of their peers, pushing their opponents into the pit.

Now that feng shui is taking turns, this damn criminal didn't even hide, and he continued to come out to make trouble. You can imagine how carnival the media in the United States will be, all staring at the big show.

The press conference was a great success, and the attendees were very rewarding. They rushed to write manuscripts to spread the word, rushing to publish it at the first moment.

The people of the United States are still immersed in the tragicomedy of the "New York Times", and the next second they are enveloped in greater 'sadness' - this bomber has not had enough, and he has to blow up the toilet of CNN's house?

The melon seeds are ready, everyone just waits and sees.