19 Escape genes
A man in England who writes popular comedy said, "The wrath of heaven is no worse than the one that turns from love to hate." That means, do you think God is the most terrible to be sad and angry? Tell you, the resentment of an ordinary person who explodes instantly from love to hate is even more unbearable.
Cheng is probably a person who encounters a problem that he can't figure out, and will choose to slip away first.
There is also this talent for "slipping".
The biggest presence of Bass toothpaste was on the "Run, Toothpaste" reality show a few years ago. The company calls on everyone to push themselves and others, and spend a day to experience the hardships of the grassroots personnel who have served Bath. On that day, Cheng took the role of the takeaway brother group, carrying 50 cups of coffee, riding the dust, and climbed the 23rd floor with his legs. After waiting for a long time, he followed behind the panting executive sister, security brother and other men and women.
One run to become a god!
Under the noses of several police officers, formulating an escape route is a trivial matter.
After the whole line of the duel between soldiers and bandits collapsed, Cheng Daban got up and said, "This police officer, let me wash my face, and I'll go with you."
Turned into the bathroom in the attic, closed the door, and turned on the faucet.
The sound of the water is roaring.
Just listening to the inside, Cheng Daban's footsteps moved slowly, sobbing slightly
After 5 minutes
After 10 minutes
Police officer He slammed on the door
The restroom is empty, and a mobile phone sits quietly on the sink, looping a playlist called "Nature's Onomatopoeia."
People ran away??
Just as Cheng Da entered the bathroom, policewoman He was still looking at the female suspect's room. The whole is sweet and greasy, with a round tatami princess bed, and a few rows of toys in the closet. Happy bears, robot cat families, and long-tailed crocodiles all don't have a stinky face, grinning teeth, and their eyes narrowing in an arc.
In the middle of the wall, there is a family portrait of three people and one dog, and they all have the same smile arc. It seems that the whole small space is very "popular".
To tell the truth, when she saw Cheng Daban turn around, the tears in the corners of her eyes, policewoman He almost forgot that when she first entered the door, she was frightened by the attack of anti-wolf spray and the momentum of the golden retriever old dog.
If it's a crime of passion, maybe you can help this girl intercede? Police Officer He thought so.
But now, the dozens of doll's faces in the entire attic;
Surrounded by himself, he was at a loss for what to do, as if he was waiting for his own idea, his intern subordinates and the old Cheng family.
Even the whole square street, those faces in the open and in the dark.
It seems that at the same time, he grinned at himself.
This hateful suspect!