Who is this sand sculpture?

The moment he saw Deadpool, Parker's first thought was not that his identity was exposed, but that he was shocked by Deadpool's sand sculpture temperament, which was dazzling, and no one dared to be the first when he was the second.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Wade Wilson, the captain of the superhero team 'X-Force,' and fans call me Deadpool. Parker, we've been watching you from the moment you've been bitten by a spider, and congratulations, you're a qualified hero who qualifies to be one of us. ”

Deadpool said with a beep, pulling out a chair from his desk and sitting in front of Parker with his legs crossed, still shaking.

"Uh, this chair ......"

"I know, it's your property, rest assured, we're a superhero team and no one will take your chair." Deadpool said, shaking his ass vigorously, "I've never seen a worse chair than this, but I like it, creaky and creaky as if I had conquered it." ”

"No, I mean this chair can't ......"

"What can't be? Is it forceful? Sorry, I just like to push hard! Quack, I can push harder! ”

Boom!

"Ahh Help，help me ！ My ass, I can't feel my ass anymore! Ahh————hh

The wooden chair in disrepair was broken by Deadpool, and a leg of the chair was stuck straight into his ass, causing him to roll on the floor in pain and let out a heart-rending scream.

“……”

Parker shrugged his shoulders, his depression feeling much better.

"Hey, good neighbor of New Yorkers, what are you giggling at, come over and help me." Deadpool pointed his ass at Parker, humming and chirping as he called for help.

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Parker's face was solemn, caught in a tangle and struggle, and the sense of justice made him unable to ignore the victim, and reached out to help, holding the leg of the chair tightly.

"Hey Parker, what's going on, how did you get the door like this?" The landlord walked in angrily and was stunned when he saw the picture in the house.

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"Sorry to interrupt! Parker, the maintenance fee will be deducted from your rent deposit, and ...... You don't have to worry that I'll say it, in fact, I don't discriminate against anything, really, next time it's smaller. ”

The landlord's face changed slightly, smiled awkwardly, pretended to be calm and covered the vital parts, maintained a high degree of vigilance as if he were a thief, and retreated out of the house little by little.

"No need, I'll pay for the maintenance." Just then, Russell appeared at the door, took a roll of Franklin from his pocket, ordered five and threw them in the hallway.

"God bless you, generous sir, this room is whatever you want!" The landlord picked up five bills in one flutter, fearing that Russell would regret it, and disappeared at the end of the corridor with a whoosh.

In terms of speed, he has the potential to be a superhero!

"I remember you, you were the ...... on the train"

Parker's face immediately beamed when he saw Russell, and he tried to organize the language but didn't know how to speak, because he still didn't know who Russell's name was.

"Help, come and help me." Deadpool put his hands on the ground, turned his butt, and moved towards Russell.

"No problem, I like to help people." Russell smiled, accelerated his run, left an afterimage on the spot, and flew up and kicked on the leg of the chair.

Poof!

The picture was so beautiful that Parker covered his weak and helpless eyes, heard a terrible scream in his ears, and then the room fell completely silent.

……

In the room, Deadpool was hunched over the floor, his whole head stuck in the wooden wall, silently silent, perhaps dead.

Russell and Parker chatted casually, and the atmosphere was not bad, ignoring a certain sand sculpture, which was quite harmonious.

"The so-called X-agent team is a heroic squad composed of superpowers, and the one in the corner who is bleeding is the captain, you can call him Deadpool, you can call him Wade, and the sand sculpture will do."

Parker scratched his head: "Uh, what should I call you?" ”

"Didn't I say that?"

“……”

"Forget it, I'll say it again, my name is Russell. Forgetful Spider-Man, did you remember clearly this time? ”

“……”

Parker was silent for a moment, and to be honest, he had no interest in this so-called X-Agent Team, and the other party's strength persuaded him to retreat, making him feel that it was better not to touch it.

"Unlike other superhero organizations, we do not have a fixed territory, but shuttle through various universes, and where there is evil, we appear. Yes, we are the righteous ...... Ahem, Watchmen of Justice! ”

"Forget it, I don't want to leave New York." Parker shook his head in refusal, shuttling through the world was nonsense, but he believed it: "Moreover, just one city of New York has exhausted me, let alone other places." ”

"It's okay, we don't force it, when you figure it out one day, you can call me and wait for you at any time."

Russell said, grabbing Deadpool's legs, pulling his head out of the wall, waving his hand at Parker, and dragging Deadpool into the hallway.

After two minutes, Parker came to his senses and was dumbfounded, "Damn, you left me the phone!" ”

By the time Parker rushed out of the apartment building, Russell and Deadpool could no longer be found, and he thought about asking for help from each other to find Mary Jane together!

"I'm so stupid......"

……

"I'm so stupid!"

Deadpool sat on the roof of a building with his ass covered and sprayed wildly at Russell: "You used your clumsy acting skills to tell Parker that the captain of X-Force is a sand sculpture, and he will join us when he is crazy!" ”

"But you're a sand sculpture!"

"That's my illusion of confusing the enemy, under normal circumstances, I'm not a sand sculpture......" Deadpool said this, covering his face and sobbing, "My favorite Parker is gone, without him to join, and a fart X-Task Force is formed." I'm not playing anymore, I'm going home! ”

"Wait!"

Russell pressed Deadpool's shoulder: "Man, you misunderstood, in fact, I did everything on purpose just now, in order to let Parker join us with all his heart." ”

"You deliberately made me a sand sculpture?"

"Yes, sand sculptures!"

Without waiting for Deadpool to react, Russell said angrily: "Wade, you are a sand sculpture yourself, rather than pretending to hide and trick Parker into joining the team, it is better to show it directly." The more useless Team X is, the more Parker looks down on you, and the better the plan will be. ”

"Sorry, I didn't understand."

"It's not your fault, you're a sand sculpture after all."

"Wow, I get it."

“……”

Looking at the inexplicably proud Deadpool, the corners of Russell's eyes twitched, and he didn't know if he was really stupid, or if he was pretending to be crazy and stupid, so he directly ignored and entered the topic: "Human nature can't stand the stain of beautiful things, but what if it was all black spots from the beginning?" ”

"Man, I see."

Deadpool slapped Russell on the thigh and screamed excitedly, "Because we are rotten, instead of pretending to be perfect, it is better to make Parker Parker despair of us at first, and then gradually show the bright side." In this way, he would change his first impression that Team X was actually good, and then change his opinion of us little by little, and finally accept us completely. ”

"That's right!"

"Russell, my good brother, you TM are such a genius!"

"Well, you TM too!"

"Oh la la~~~"

Deadpool thought the plan was feasible and danced and sang excitedly, and after a while, he came back to his senses with a confused expression: "That's not right! Man, do we have a bright side? ”

"Uh...... Except for you, both. ”

“……”

"Don't worry!" Russell Zhizhu held it in his hand and said calmly: "Parker is looking for Doctor Octopus because his goddess Mary Jane has been ......"

"Wait, where did that Mary Jane come from, the goddess of Parker should be me!"

"Wade, you have to face it, Parker's orientation is normal, he can't fall in love with you."

"I don't care!"

Russell rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and continued: "Parker and Doctor Octopus are equally powerful, and Doctor Octopus has Mary Jane as a hostage, Parker will definitely not be able to beat him, and when the time comes, the two of us will appear on the stage to help him resolve the crisis." ”

Deadpool nodded frantically: "Put on a hero to save the beauty, Parker will fall madly in love with me, and then I invite him to join the team, and he agrees with two twists in love." ”

“……”

Russell took a deep breath: "Wade, if you dare to interrupt again, I will stuff Dr. Octopus into your body." ”

Deadpool sat down obediently with his hands on his knees, raised his hand and made a zipper gesture to his mouth, signaling that he would not talk nonsense.

"We helped Parker rescue Mary Jane and make him owe a favor, but it only made it difficult for him to refuse us, and he was still close to a successful invitation."

Russell said of this and smiled: "This requires the help of Mary Jane, a woman who is very ambitious and eager to become a well-known actress." She needs flowers, applause, flashing lights, and a whole lot of compliments, and these ...... Hmph, Parker can't even give it to her. ”

"In fact, Parker, as a busy superhero, can't even give Mary Jane the minimum time for the two, the two of them will finish sooner or later, and the blow of love will make Parker disheartened......"

"That's when we show up and invite him to join the team!"

Deadpool fell into the beautiful fantasy woven by Russell, hissed and touched his saliva, and gave a dead applause: "Russell, I love you!" ”

Russell pressed his hand, signaled Deadpool to be calm, and added calmly: "In order to prevent deviations in the plan, I have also prepared a second plan, that is...... Venom! ”

Deadpool raised his hand and replied, "Mr. Russell, I know, I know." Having Parker don Venom and become an anti-hero who is not bound by morality can fit into us more perfectly. ”

Russell nodded, showing a teachable smile of relief: "Wade, you have grown." ”

"Well, but that's what I planned in the first place!"

“……”

Russell coughed lightly: "Less nonsense, take out the venom, and start the second plan now." ”

"Wait, man, isn't Venom with you?"

"Hey, when was it with me?"

“……”

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