03 What a big clove of garlic
Speaking of which, the reason why Cheng Daban was able to live her world as a feng shui bureau was not because she had a pair of parents who were so-so in other things because of a too smooth love union.
Cheng Daban pondered that the reason why he was always pushed by his mobile phone to be publicly executed, and he had no ability to fight back when he read the content of "how to find a boyfriend who is premised on marriage" and "the ending of an older young woman", probably because their family's love luck had already been overdrawn by the previous generation.
It is said that Cheng's mother was a little gluttonous when she was young and loved salty food. What kind of puff pastry with salt and pepper, fried eggplant drizzled with a layer of scallion oil juice, you have to eat it once, and you will smash your mouth in your dreams for a few days. On weekdays, I can only rely on washing dandelion leaves and wrapping a few cages of vegetables to quench my addiction.
Once, people lied to her that the apple tree outside the factory was given a good medicine to promote nutrition by a foreign expert, and the fruit became salty.
Cheng's mother looked for noon, rolled up her khaki trouser legs, and climbed up the tree with both feet. When I picked the first fruit, I rubbed my cuffs and put it in my mouth first, ignoring that I was at a height of 3 or 5 meters above the ground.
Then, it deserves to be a miracle from heaven. Cheng's mother was careless and fell into the arms of a khaki man under the tree. First, he smashed his nose bone and left arm. When he landed in a panic, he kicked his leg again and stepped on the man's ankle.
Later, Cheng's mother took a net of apples to the hospital to see people. From the Russian drama, the two talked about how the aluminum lunch box can extend the holding time on the unit radiator, the price of Chinese cabbage, the use of leather shoe tickets, and how apples cannot have a salty taste. Just as one magnet finds another, the south pole of tinplate meets the south pole, and the bell and drum meet Jinse.
Later, the colleagues of the two factories each saved their own fruit tickets, and used 88 apples to spell the four blessing words of "early birth and precious son", and sent the two of them to the new house.
There is nothing more appropriate than destining to describe the encounter and fate between two people. No one even delved into whether Cheng's father had seen a girl on a tree a long time ago, and he had a heart deeper than Newton.
When two people who love each other are willing to blame each other's union on chance and chance, they both decide to obey the will of God when it comes to naming their children.
On the day Cheng was born, in the ward. Cheng's father, who is about to become Lao Cheng, agreed with his wife that when his wife wakes up from his first sleep after becoming a mother, the first object he sees when he opens his eyes represents the name that his daughter has never decided.
Mrs. Cheng looked at the objects around her, and the inkstone lipstick combination can be called Cheng Yanyi; The harmonica bamboo flute group is called Cheng Qingyao; The bear biscuit group sent by relatives is Cheng Baoer; There is also a white coat and stethoscope that I just borrowed from the nurse, and I temporarily named it Cheng Renxin. Mrs. Cheng decided to sleep satisfied.
This sleep is 10 hours later.
Coincidentally, at this moment, Grandma Cheng had already arrived with a freshly wrapped lunch box of pork and green onion stuffed dumplings. Cheng's mother, who woke up with the knife edge, smelled the smell, and her eyes were first attracted by the white and tender dumplings in the aluminum lunch box, and she grabbed the garlic cloves and swallowed the dumplings.
By the time Lao Cheng remembered to stop it, it was too late.
They say, you can't deceive God. The girl is called Cheng Dumpling? Cheng garlic? Or Lao Cheng has a lot of ideas, and decided that the name of his daughter is better than half of it, and he will be happy all his life and get twice the result with half the effort. The nickname is Big Clove Garlic.
Cheng Daban's previous life, whether he has made any good fortune is hard to say, in large and small occasions, he has always been a corner of dry side dishes, and the big cloves of garlic that can't be on the main board are also at ease.
I don't want to be charged with murder and make everything unbearable.