Chapter 2 Yi Huan lives in a haunted house
I was brought in by Li Xinyuan, and she left, saying that the matter of filming variety shows was being determined. I'll tell you to go to work when it's settled, and now I don't want the rent, but I can't sleep in this haunted house-like house by myself.
In the morning, I cleaned up the house overnight, went outside to stay in a hotel and woke up in the afternoon, I went outside to buy some household items, and one was hit by a car without noticing.
I stood up angrily, and when the shrew scolded the people in the car to let them out, the people inside yawned and said, "What's the matter?" ”
His attitude made me even more angry, and he said with the spirit of not admitting defeat: "You hit someone, what's the matter?" ”
As if he hadn't heard, the man plucked his ears with his fingers and said, "Speak! How much? ”
He said this to make me want to be a strong man, threw this man out of the car, stepped on his head and said, "You took me to the hospital to see how much it cost to be completely cured, and then let you go." "The man took advantage of my sudden fainting and slipped away.
Wandering in the dark, when I opened my eyes, I was already taught by Gu Han in the hospital ward: "Fortunately, I happened to take the police brother with me when I passed there, and I happened to see you being hit and fainted." The police also ran to arrest him, and the doctor said that there is nothing wrong with your brain. The guy who hit you was caught, and he confessed why he hit you. ”
I was wearing the blue and white stripes of the hospital, supported my chin in the palm of my right hand and said, "The person who bumped into me should have been found by Bai Yuyu, he should have attacked my parents, and the remaining one is me." In the past, when I was young, Bai Yuyu became hostile to me, especially after offending his girlfriend. ”
I lifted the quilt and went to the attending doctor to go through the discharge procedures, and the doctor prescribed me ten boxes of painkillers. I took it, supported my waist with my left hand, and walked slowly, one with red eyes, and his eyes had collapsed, but he was talking to himself pitifully, and when he saw the painkiller I was holding, his eyes were like shining arrows like seeing a mountain of gold, and he snatched my medicine.
I stood where I was, grabbed my hair with my right hand, and approached the big-headed nurse more than a meter away and said, "My medicine was robbed, let him find the monitor to see who grabbed it." ”
The nurse told me to wait, and when I was informed tomorrow, the man who robbed me of my medicine, he died. Because I died of taking my medicine, so let me lose money, under the strong exposure of the hospital, I didn't die and shed my skin, and I lost money, but I couldn't even afford rice, for my parents, his home, I couldn't go back, and I could only die worse when I went back.
lived in Li Xinyuan's villa, drinking only boiled water and bread and pasta left by Li Xinyuan. In this environment, I also wrote a few new songs that I wanted to leave for Li Xinyuan to sing. As for the marketing work of her team, I will do it later.
I don't know why, at noon, the person who took my medicine died, and his family put the body in front of Li Xinyuan's house, and it is estimated that they will find a bunch of reporters who report indiscriminately to extort money from me, but I am poor and white, and I put me in an oil pan and fried me, so I can get two taels of oil.
The family members who died of my medicine knocked on my door, and I walked downstairs regardless of whether they wanted to blackmail me or not. A representative of his family said: "Li Xiaoyu told us in a dream that we don't want him to be reincarnated, so we bullied you, and all the masters who can collect dirty things have been found, and the family is uneasy, so I came back to retaliate against us, and the body can't be cremated, this old man was told by the masters that he must see you, please, the old man is willing to be cremated." ”
This person's voice was too big and a little uncomfortable, so I asked them to sit in it, and by the way reminded them that this house is not mine, don't mess with the things inside, I can't afford to pay for it.
One was dressed in yellow Bagua array clothes, with a mustache, a square face, dark yellow skin, and a relatively young person holding a compass that I couldn't read, maybe looking at feng shui.
The so-called master looked around the house and came back to me and said, "This house is a murderous house, and it is not advisable to stay for a long time." ”
I smiled and said, "I can run the murderous land for six years, and I am afraid of any murderous house." I'm afraid I'll disturb the master, say goodbye, don't send it. ”
I ran to see the cremated corpse, like a breeding ground, covered with fungus like white hair, wearing clothes with the word "longevity" printed on the belly, nails longer than I had not cut in a year, black as ink, mouth still like a fish breathing open and closed, afraid to stand up and carry out inertial activities and go home and lie down.
The master turned around and saw this scene, walked up to me and said, "Little friend, don't be afraid, I'm afraid that this is going to eat the living." ”
Seeing that the so-called master found a yellow talisman from his bag, brandished the wooden sword, bit his finger to bleed, smeared it on the wooden sword, and inserted it into the Tianling cover against the corpse of the fungus, as if listening to the sound, the corpse's skull was useless.
As soon as I got out of the villa, I bumped into a man, and the man said at every turn that Yi Huan was his childhood sweetheart, and asked me if I was Yi Huan, and I went back to the master to watch him do things for the corpse and deal with evil ghosts.
It's a pity that the man also followed me, I went to the door of the villa, and closed the door directly while he was not paying attention, and the man was very cheap and put his feet in, shouting loudly like a horn in a concert, and his expression was distorted, and he attracted the master and asked me to open the door for people, otherwise he would be left here to shout and disturb the people.
The master is the master, and when the man goes, he goes there, and he gets rid of a follower.
The master stepped on the lawn of Xinyuan's house directly with the man, what if Xinyuan didn't let me live in her house, he directly sprinted and pulled the man's clothes, dragged out of the lawn, as light as a child, which made me suspect that I was fatter and fatter than him.
Tears suddenly appeared in the corners of his eyes, and the faces of the master and the man turned blue in fright, and the master touched his pocket to make sure that he did not bring anything to coax people. He left, and seeing that I didn't let him stand, he ran like a champion in the 800 meters.
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