Rich and handsome, it's not enough to be rich. Just having money is a lot of money, and the rich and handsome pay attention to quality life.

........................ The dividing line of the pseudo-rich and handsome...............................

After receiving a blow from Li Gang, Lin Ning's forehead quickly bulged a big bag, for her, Li Gang's head was no different from a twenty-kilogram hammer.

"Tell me, what the hell are you doing?" Li Gang said with a rare straight face: "I thought you were abnormal enough today, don't complain, don't go crazy, don't resist, don't be arrogant, and now you still play beauty tricks for me." If you don't have a conspiracy, Cao Cao is an innocent young man. Now to give you a chance to confess and be lenient, there are two paths in front of you. The first way, frankly, can be light, you strip naked and run around the school naked. The second way, if you refuse to confess and resist to the end, I will personally strip you naked and parade around the school for a week. Take your pick! ”

Lin Ning immediately cried after hearing this, damn, what is the difference between these two choices? Is this guy a demon? Definitely!

Although it is not different, it is stronger than others, Lin Ning had to squeeze out a smile and said, "Can you choose neither?" ”

"Oh? Do you want to pick three? ”

"And three?"

"That's a must!"

"Can you ask first, what is three?"

"Three, whether you confess or not, run naked first, then parade the streets, and then play the rabbit to death."

Poof~~

Lin Ning is about to vomit blood and die, you can kill me directly.

"Hurry up, I'm already impatient, why don't you take it off first?"

"Don't don't, I said it wasn't right yet." Lin Ning didn't doubt Li Gang's action at all, he would definitely really strip himself naked, and there was no solution to changing from a man to a woman, and he hadn't done it before.

"Do you want to say it? …… Forget it, let's take it off first. Li Gang grabbed Lin Ning's clothes and pulled them down.

"Damn, I'm going to say it, do you still have humanity?" Lin Ning grabbed his clothes and collapsed.

Li Gang stopped his movements and turned his head to look at the tofu flower: "Human nature, what is that?" Have you heard of it? ”

"Huh~~?" Tofu Hua opened its mouth, and the ice cubes stuffed in its mouth fell out, and it silently picked it up and stuffed it back again.

"Look, it doesn't even know." Li Gang shrugged his shoulders and continued to pick up Lin Ning's clothes

The good show of beautiful women fighting hooligans was staged by the lake, which instantly mobilized the enthusiasm of the surrounding audience who were ready to leave.

"Look, look, that superb beauty is going to be stripped naked!"

"Look, but unfortunately I didn't bring binoculars. Walk, get closer. ”

"If you want a telescope, bringing a camera is the king, and taking a few photos will definitely sell for a good price."

"I've got a camera."

"Damn, you're here to practice your skills and bring a camera to dry hair?"

"Of course, it's to capture the precious pictures of the female classmates sweating and practicing hard, you know, hehe."

"Boy, you have a great future......"

……

"What the hell is going on over there, could it be that my girlfriend was found to be splitting her legs, and her boyfriend came out to negotiate but the negotiation collapsed, and in a fit of anger, he planned to correct him on the spot? But looking at the woman's desire to refuse and welcome, maybe there is still this boyfriend in her heart, maybe she was caught by a third party and forced to split her legs in desperation, and now she pretends to resist on the spot, and when the fake play is really done, she confides in her heart, turns passive into active, and knocks down the third party who threatens her with her handle with her boyfriend. ”

"What kind of god plot are you, have you read too many brain-dead novels?" One next to him corrected: "It's obvious that the woman wants to seduce the man, but the man is an S/M lover, so the two of them played happily." ”

“…… Yours is even more unreliable......"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll tell you the truth." The Emperor of Truth appeared, only to see him take care of things and said: "Actually, this woman seduced this man's boyfriend with her beauty, so this man asked her to come out to negotiate in the hope that she would not break up their pair of good friends, but unexpectedly learned that his good friend was actually his long-lost biological brother, and he lost his mind under the blow, and wanted to strip off the clothes of this woman who snatched her love with a knife to vent her anger!" ”

"You have time to talk nonsense, you might as well call the police quickly."

"Call the police, it's better to go to the hero to save the United States by yourself, and you can also touch two by the way."

"Then you still can't?"

"Wait a minute..."

"What are you waiting for? Do you still have a helper? ”

"No, I'll save it when the beauty is stripped naked."

“……”

In fact, these students who are not afraid of big things are not fools, of course they recognize the two people who staged a beautiful woman fighting hooligan drama by the lake as executors, because they were wearing uniforms. Not all students didn't know the uniform like the one who stupidly threw skills at Li Gang's head. Moreover, they heard from other people that they had caused the explosion above the lake before, which made it more certain that the identity of the executor was even more certain.

Now these two executors don't know which play here, but for the sake of their own physical and mental health, this kind of immortal fight is still as far away as possible. However, there are free beauty strip shows to watch, why not, and by the way, there is no need to pay taxes. In addition, it is not only the boys who are watching, but also many girls who are watching with interest, and the current students are really scary.

Lin Ning's resistance was as weak as a little chick with no hair in front of Li Gang, so she quickly gave up her senseless resistance: "Get out, who came to this world without a bare ass, what's the big deal!" Then he cursed this Li Gang and turned into a man.

And at the last moment when the jaws of the lively students dropped to the ground, and at the last moment full of anticipation, the beauties suddenly became big men, which left an indelible shadow in the hearts of many innocent teenagers.

"What's the situation?"

"Ah, I'm blind..."

"My titanium dog's eyes!"

"Lend me a stick and give me something to make me amnesia."

……

"What do you want to do now?" Lin Ning glared at Li Gang angrily, eager to poke two holes in his head with his gaze. At the same time, I am also secretly proud in my heart, I want to eat my tofu, you are still tender, as long as I transform, there will be no tricks!

"Huh~~" Li Gang, who was still showing his teeth and claws a second ago, suddenly jumped back with a strange scream, and pointed at Lin Ning with disdain and shouted: "Change of state, everyone come and see change of state." It's scary to run naked in the sacred campus in broad daylight, super changeable exhibitionist!! ”

"You call a ghost, obviously you want to strip me naked, okay, I'm a victim!" Lin Ning was crazy.

"What do you say? I can't hear clearly, be louder. Li Gang pretended to shout at the top of his voice as he took off his coat.

"Okay, you won, what the hell do you want?" Lin Ning said weakly.

"Your behavior today is very abnormal, as the saying goes, there must be a demon when things go wrong, not to mention that you have come up with the rhythm of asking for unspoken rules. Although I am attractive, I am not so big that even men are fascinated. So, what exactly are your plots? Wait a minute, if you dare to say that you suddenly found out that it was love at first sight or something, you will definitely cut your balls and feed them to Lori! ”

"Goh..."Lin Ning swallowed his saliva and said: "Look, I was ordered to accept your guidance to improve my strength, and you are now my direct superior, so it's not normal to have a good relationship or something." ”

"It's getting late, go home for dinner." Li Gang turned around and pulled the tofu flower and left, still holding Lin Ning's clothes in his hand.

"Don't don't, don't, I said, and..."Seeing that Li Gang was leaving, Lin Ning was anxious, if Li Gang left, would it be difficult for him to really run back naked?

"Oh? What else do you have to say, I'm in a hurry. Li Gang stopped and said.

"Actually, I want to borrow your crystal to use, just a small bit."

"What are you borrowing that thing for, boiling soup and drinking? Or do you know how to use them? ”

"I just feel like they're helping me, and I don't know how to use them. Maybe you'll find out for me! ”

"To you? You've got a big face. Although I don't know the specific purpose of these crystals, it is true that they are very valuable. I don't know you well, so why should I give it to you? Give a reason first. ”

"Not to mention that you have the responsibility to help me improve my strength, even if it is for your own sake and you don't have to have a morning meeting to report in the future."

"To promote you to a high level, you just need to have some hellish special training, and it has nothing to do with the spar, don't contact me blindly." Li Gang instantly debunked Lin Ning's little abacus.

Lin Ning listened to the drum in his heart, casually come to some hell-style special training, how casual should you be? I'm going to die.....

"Actually, I have a disease that will kill me if I do hellish training, so I'm only suitable for a gentler way of training, and it's better if I can do nothing. For example, just like the protagonist in the movie, let the master pass on the internal strength of a hundred and eighty years, and instantly a rookie becomes a master, or sleep with a god or a god or something, you can get super magic skills, and you will also be given a beautiful three mothers and so on. ”

"Get out! Roll me out as far as your thoughts are! Li Gang was righteous and angrily reprimanded: "I will do this kind of good thing myself, and it will be your turn?" ”

“……”

"However, it's not absolutely impossible for you to want crystals."

There's a play! Lin Ning, who was already not very hopeful, suddenly felt like another village when he heard Li Gang's words. "You say, what conditions?"

"These hedrons are valuable, but I'm not using them for much to keep. It's okay to take it out, but I'm more picky, even if the emperor comes, don't want to take a hair from me for nothing. So if you want a hedron, you have to pay the price. ”

"What do people want your hair for? What kind of Mao are you referring to? Lin Ning silently spit out a groove in his heart, and then said: "But I don't have a dime now, otherwise, left and right, which side do you choose?" Saying that, Lin Ning touched his lower back, the position of his kidneys.

"What do I want that thing for? Stir-fried to eat? Soak in wine? Or is it air-dried and hung at the door as a wind chime? Don't compare my crystals to the 'love mad death' stuff before the destruction, you just cut both and add two balls won't be enough to get me a crystal. ”

Lin Ning was speechless, I'm so worthless. Of course, you just don't want to give it, that's just a joke.

"Then you say, what price. As long as I can get it. This is what Lin Ning really wants to say.

"Hehe..." Li Gang rubbed his chin and smiled extremely silverly, and Lin Ning looked at it tightly.

He wouldn't want that, would he? Is it necessary to do that in order to improve the strength? I haven't prepared for it yet, it seems to hurt a lot......

Just as Lin Ning was thinking about a few breaths, Li Gang continued to speak.

"Money is something outside the body, as long as it is enough, so I don't want money, and I don't want your useless heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. As an aspiring young man with aspirations and ideals, I yearn for a quality life. And the representative of a quality life is undoubtedly a servant, with a servant, you can do nothing, everything is done by a servant, you just need to move your mouth. What a pleasant and quality of life that is! So you want to get the hedron and in exchange for being a servant for me, uh, a maid! ”

What a quality of life, you are purely lazy. At the same time, I was relieved.

"Maid? No problem! I thought you were going to ask for my chastity. ”

“…… The devil will want your chastity! Li Gang's disgusted expression didn't look like a pretend, and then he said righteously: "You can insult my temperament, but you must not insult my temperament!" ”

"You're already insulting my personality." Lin Ning was speechless.

"To be my maid you can't just come, you have to have strict standards. The specific standard is to refer to the maid manga or the maid café or something..."

"Your standards are really casual enough." Lin Ning slandered.

"Of course, I'll still train you. You can't let go of your training, and at the same time, no matter how tired you are, you have to serve me well and fulfill my duties as a maid. The maid will try it for a month, and if I am satisfied, I will reward you with a spare. If you're not satisfied, you can fuck off. Anyway, one month is enough for you to be promoted to a high level, and my task is completed, so you don't need to report it routinely. ”

"Yes, it will satisfy you!" Lin Ning replied firmly, but secretly said in his heart: "Yes, my goal is not only to be promoted to a high level, but also to reach a higher level, to let you taste the soles of my shoes, so the spar is even more necessary, and intuition will definitely not go wrong." Now I am Han Xin, I am Gou Jian, and I bear the burden of humiliation in order to achieve my goal. The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies,..."

Lin Ning has already started self-hypnosis.

"Hmm...... Also, if the maid is a maid, shouldn't the excess under the crotch be cut off? Have you ever seen a maid with balls on it? Give me a transformation. ”

"But my clothes are still in your hands."

"What's wrong with no clothes on, it's amazing? Who stipulates that men can run naked to women, and if you don't understand the equality between men and women? At the beginning, you didn't listen to orders, don't be this kind of disobedient maid, go home and eat. ”

"Don't go, can't I change?" Lin Ning burst into tears, this has a dime to do with equality between men and women.

Lin Ning became a woman, and said to Li Gang: "Now you are satisfied." ”

Li Gang looked at it for a moment, nodded and said, "Well, the enlightenment is okay." With a shake of his hand, he returned the coat to Lin Ning.

"Let's go, how long are you going to sell meat here?" After saying that, grab the tofu flower and leave.

Is it me who wants to sell meat, and who can blame it? After sneering, Lin Ning hurriedly put on his clothes.

Li Gang didn't make it difficult to return his clothes happily, which moved Lin Ning a little, and he couldn't help but think: "This guy seems to be pretty good!" But he immediately realized: "No, how could I have such a strange idea, this situation is obviously caused by him." ”

Li Gang didn't know what Lin Ning was thinking, but he was in a good mood, he had a personal bodyguard, a private maid, and the quality of life was steadily improving. Sure enough, it's not enough to be rich and handsome, and all kinds of software must be prepared. What's missing below, and then fool a private chef? Where can I find it?