Chapter 606: Peter Rich Man Parker
"It's two o'clock in the afternoon New York time, probably ......"
Deadpool lowered his trouser legs, shrugged his shoulders, and said innocently, "Russell, you know me, I can't read the watch." Watches are just decorations for me, and I don't bring them to see the time, but to have so much money that I don't know how to spend it. ”
Parker: "......"
"Well, it's normal that you can't read a watch with your IQ."
Russell nodded: "Since it's still early, let's arrange it this way!" Parker, I'll take you shopping for clothes first, so as not to embarrass me when you get it. ”
Parker waved his hand, envious but didn't say, "No, Mr. Russell, I'm ...... now"
"What's this? Stalls? Don't worry, I'm in for a treat, you don't have to pay out of your own pocket! ”
"No, that's not what I meant!"
"Hahaha......"
Russell laughed twice and patted Parker on the shoulder: "I understand what you mean, it's a good thing for young people to have ambitions, but don't worry, I won't spend too much to cause you psychological pressure." ”
Parker's heart warmed and he nodded excitedly, "Thank you, Mr. Russell." ”
"Meaning, just spend 20,000 US dollars!"
Parker: "......"
It's incredible to say, as a superhero, Parker can only see 20,000 dollars when a robber robs a bank.
Two hours later, the extended Cadillac docked at the marina, the driver respectfully opened the door, and the refreshed Parker stepped out of the car.
Like Russell, his outfit is very low-key, seemingly unfocused, and his hairstyle is more eye-catching.
On a chartered private yacht, tall beauties with long hair have been waiting for a long time, and these people were hired by Russell from a modeling agency.
or a small model from other places, or a part-time eighteenth-tier actor, youth and beauty are their common characteristics, and they never refuse the gathering of rich people.
Seeing the appearance of the three Russell, the young lady immediately smiled like a flower and surrounded her, maybe ordinary people can't see what the price of the clothes on Russell and Parker is, but they have been in the fashion circle since they were children, and they made a judgment at a glance.
Rich people indeed!
The smiles of the young ladies are even brighter, and if you work hard today, you may be able to get a Kaizi!
Of course, although Deadpool's style is so vulgar that it explodes, rich is rich, and the young ladies don't dislike it, so they laugh and come over.
Surrounded by a group of long-legged young ladies, each prettier than Mary Jane, Parker was a little overwhelmed, and his cramped appearance made the ladies look at each other, and they liked the rookies the most.
For a while, Parker was overwhelmed by the warbler Yanyan, and he didn't know where to put his hand.
"Hey, beauties, be reserved, you guys have scared the hell out of my good brother." Russell lifted his hand and pulled Parker out of the warm nephrite.
Parker wiped the lipstick off his face and gave Russell a grateful look, he couldn't cope with this kind of scene, but after getting out, his heart was empty, a little ...... Well, he didn't want to come out.
"Introduction, this is Parker, the protagonist of today's party." Russell put his arm around Parker's shoulders and said with a smile: "I know you may not believe it, but in fact, Parker is the eldest young master of a rich family, and he is still an only child, because he was kidnapped when he was a child, his parents never let him show his head. Some time ago, Parker's parents left their hands to travel around the world and handed over hundreds of millions of family assets to him to take care of, but he was used to staying at home, so I asked me to help take him out to see the world. ”
The young ladies were moved, as if they saw a door to the upper class of society, waiting for them to push it gently.
Wait, the eldest young master of a rich family, who is that?
Looking at the cannibalistic gaze of the young ladies, Parker swallowed his saliva and grinned shyly.
That's right, that's him, Peter Rich Parker!
"Listen, beauties, today's yacht party has unlimited drinks, so you can have as much fun as you like. But remember, Parker is the main character, and he must help him see the world. ”
After speaking, Russell took out two stacks of American knives from his arms and threw them out like flowers, causing all kinds of screams and robbing.
"This is a deposit, tomorrow morning, the lucky one who makes Parker the most satisfied, I have another big reward!"
Russell smiled and threw the money away, pushed Parker to change clothes, and just arrived at the door, he found that Deadpool was gone, to be exact, he hadn't heard Deadpool talk for a while.
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“……”
Russell sighed speechlessly, dragged Deadpool out of the fat powder pile, and said in a low voice, "Wade, what are you doing, have you forgotten our plan?" ”
Deadpool let out a stupid giggle and looked at the young ladies who looked down to pick up the money and huddled together: "Plan!" What is the plan? ”
"Damn it, what about your brain!"
“……”
Deadpool didn't speak, he was full of brains now, and he couldn't hear what Russell was saying.
……
Two minutes later, Russell and Parker changed into beach pants, angular muscles eliciting frantic screams, and then ...... The screaming stops abruptly as Deadpool comes out.
Deadpool took off his white suit and fur, and put on a purple and gold lace striped swim trunk in addition to his red and black uniform, and did not take off any of his gold chains, watches, and sunglasses, and his appearance was extremely sand sculpture.
For the sake of the gold chain and the watch, although the young lady was at a loss, she still gave him a little applause.
"This is my good brother Wade, he's a ...... Performance artist, don't mind, he's just a little ...... A bit of a sand sculpture. Russell felt that he couldn't make it anymore, so he pushed Parker to the young ladies, and after the yacht was launched, he was alone in sorting out the fishing gear and preparing to take a shot.
After a while, Deadpool came to Russell in a low mood, squatting and wrapping his legs around his legs, burying his head in his knees and not speaking.
Here we go again!
Russell pretended not to see it, and Deadpool came up with a hard time: "Russell, I may have sand in my eyes, and I keep crying, you help me blow it." ”
"Get out!"
Deadpool collapsed on the white deck in a large shape, looking at Parker not far away. The laughter continued, and Parker didn't look at it, but the young ladies surrounding Parker could see it clearly.
In the crowd, for the first time, Parker was noticed by so many beautiful women, and he couldn't stop performing continuous backflips on the deck, and he had already flipped more than a thousand times on the spot, and the screams never stopped.
In fact, as long as he has money, even if Parker performs a thousand farts in a row at this time, someone will cheer him on.
Deadpool is envious and jealous: "Russell, sprinkle another handful of money and let me be the protagonist of the party too, okay?" ”
"Not good!"
"Please, that way, I'll be surrounded by long-legged girls."
"What, you love legs?"
"No, I'm just plain!"
“……”
The state of capital is rotten, there is no right or wrong here, money decides everything. Russell made Parker a member of the upper class, packaged him as rich, and he immediately became charismatic.
Why did Mary Jane and Parker get together several times, during which she was greasy and crooked with other men, didn't she love Parker?
Love is certain, but she loves herself more, and she is deeply influenced by the culture of American imperialism, and she is extremely insecure and thinks that men are unreliable. Therefore, instead of finding a man you love, it is better to find a rich man, and it is better to be handsome.
What Russell is doing now is to frantically raise Parker's compulsion, spend money to let him enjoy the limelight, broaden his horizons, and don't always think about Mary Jane.
That woman wasn't for him at all!
When Parker is used to eating and playing, he will naturally forget Mary Jane, and then invite him to join the X-Strike Team after the poisoning and baptism of capital.
This trick didn't work for the previous Parker, but for the Venom-possessed Parker, it was basically accurate.
When Parker joins the X-Strike Team, Deadpool has no reason to stay, and the next world is not far away, and the powerful characters that Russell is looking forward to will appear one by one.
"Although it's a bit of a flag to say this, I still have to say that this is stable!"
Russell hooked the corners of his mouth, shook the fishing rod violently, and dragged a ...... from the sea
Boom!
The line is broken!
"Hahaha, your skills are so bad, you can't even ...... fish"
Halfway through Deadpool's words, he was swept up in his legs by a stream of water and sank into the sea.