Chapter 12 The Iron Cloth Shirt of the National Arts
After school, I knocked on the counselor's door.
"Come in!" , the counselor's voice came from inside.
I strode in, and the counselor was writing something. I smiled and said, "Guide, you look for me!" ”。
The counselor showed a smile: "Luo Tianyang." You're not ordinarily ruthless! ”。
"Ah, what's the matter? What's ruthless? Instructor, I don't understand what you're saying", I said, blankly.
"Hehe, pretend, you continue to pretend for me. You said that if I told Chu Qingshu about this, what do you think he would do with you? The counselor flicked her index finger on her nose and looked at me with interest.
I couldn't help but shake my wit, this counselor has an angelic face, but there is a devil's heart hidden in his body. Sure enough, I really can't sit in the position of the counselor without any means.
I spread my hands, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said, "Whatever you want, I don't know anything anyway." If you don't have anything else to do, then I'll go first."
Turning around, I walked towards the door with a cold look in my eyes. At this moment, an inexplicable irritability instantly poured into my heart. His fists clenched involuntarily, and he said in his heart: Hmph, I don't care what your purpose is. In short, it's best not to try to challenge my endurance.
"Wait a minute," the counselor shouted at me.
I looked back, and the counselor blinked slyly and handed me a notebook with undried handwriting. I was stunned and said to the counselor, "Instructor, what are you?" ”。
The counselor smiled slightly, "Just look at it." ”。
I took the notebook and flipped through the pages.
"Iron Cloth Shirt" - After practicing this skill, the appearance of the human body is like wearing iron armor, which can resist violent attacks, hence the name.
The corners of my mouth twitched, "I'll go!" Iron cloth shirts? I also have a golden bell jar. Instructor, you're making a bit of a joke."
The counselor said endlessly: "Luo Tianyang, if you don't want to completely abolish it. This iron cloth shirt is your best choice."
My eyes narrowed, "Who the hell are you?" ”。
"Hehe, I heard that you want to learn national arts. Someone asked me to help guide you. I don't know why your body is like this, but learning Guoshu can solve your physical condition. It's just that your bone meridians have long been set, and it's not me who strikes you. You don't want to achieve anything even if you practice for the rest of your life! The entry requirements of the iron cloth shirt are relatively low, as long as you have perseverance and patience, refining to the second layer, it is enough to solve your physical condition."
I want to learn national arts? In addition to the master, there are only a few dormitory brothers who know about it. I frowned and thought to myself. This counselor doesn't have a friendship with my master, because my master has no children or daughters, and it is impossible for him to have relatives alive. Second, the master is an old man with an arrogant temperament, and he never asks for help in his life. It's not like his style of doing things.
As for the brothers in the dormitory, except for Sun Miao, who can know people in this circle, the other two have no ability at all.
Thinking of this, I guessed roughly, "Do you know Sun Miao?" ”。
The counselor gave me an appreciative look, "You just need to know that my surname is Sun." In addition, from tomorrow onwards, you get up at five o'clock every morning and practice with me, and I will let you cultivate to the first layer of the iron cloth shirt within a month. Take this note back and think about it carefully, and don't doubt its authenticity. If it weren't for the special circumstances, I wouldn't have passed this on. Hehe... Forget it, I'll talk to you too much, and you won't understand the ugliness. Let's go back."
I took my note, thanked the counselor, and went back to the dorm.
At this time, the brothers in the dormitory did not come back, so I picked up the notebook given to me by the counselor and studied it carefully.
This "Iron Cloth Shirt" is divided into six layers.
The first layer: the copper skin
Level 2: Iron Bone Realm
The third layer: Jade Tendon Realm
The fourth layer: the five visceral realms
The fifth layer: the realm of the six intestines
Sixth Layer: Divine Illumination.
And the practice posture, back and forth, there are only 12 styles: descending the dragon and subduing the tiger, the double eagle flying together, the overlord toasting, the green dragon swinging the tail, the wild horse shaking, the old monarch ascending the throne, the cyclamen dusting, the dragonfly dotting the water, the cat catching mice, the tiger looking for food, the two Yi twin peaks, and holding the moon in his arms.
As for some of the internal meridians and the like introduced above, I don't understand them at all. Whoever made me a halfway monk, as long as it can solve the remaining problems of my body, no matter how difficult it is, I will learn. I sighed slightly in my heart, I have a long way to go.
The next day, before five o'clock, I got up early and went to the bamboo forest at the back of the college to wait for the counselor to arrive.
"Shout, it's early.!" , The counselor was dressed in a beige Tang suit and greeted me competently.
I smiled and bowed deeply to the counselor, "Ask the counselor for advice."
The counselor pouted: "Hehe, I hope you can hold on for a month." But I can tell you in advance, if you are absent once in a month, then I'm sorry, I don't have time to chat with you."
After the counselor finished speaking, he didn't wait for me to react, and with a "bang", a side kick kicked me to the ground.
"I'll go, didn't you say you'd instruct me? Why did you come up and beat me? ”。 I stood up, patted the dirt on my buttocks, and looked at the counselor dissatisfied.
The counselor snorted coldly and said, "This is the pointer. The kung fu you learn is an iron cloth shirt, and there is nothing for you to practice here, only being beaten is your only way out. You can opt out so I don't have to waste time teaching you."
"Hehe, that guide, didn't I have no mental preparation for a while? Well, go ahead, I'm ready. What are you kidding, finally someone is willing to teach my country the art sincerely, how could I let go of such a good opportunity. Although the name of the iron cloth shirt is a bit rotten, the power of refining to the end is not comparable to ordinary national arts.
"Bang bang bang", I was beaten by the counselor for nearly an hour, and the acid water was about to vomit out. If it weren't for the fact that my body was strengthened by the demon, I would have been in the hospital. Don't look at the counselor's soft and weak look, the explosiveness is not ordinarily strong.
After a bluish nose and swollen face, the counselor stopped. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "How do you feel, it's comfortable?"
I touched the bruises on my face, "Silk... You can't really enjoy this massage technique for ordinary people. Hmm~ Please if you don't slap your face next time, how can I see people like this." I grumbled with a bitter face.
The counselor patted her jade hand, looking relieved. "Huh. Since you think that ordinary people can't enjoy such treatment, then I will work harder next time and take good care of you! ”。 Taking care of these two words, she bites quite hard.
I patted my face a little irregularly, "Hey, look at my mouth, I really owe it... What's that. Sister Instructor, you can't worry about me as a junior, it's a loss of your identity. Besides, I'm your student, so you should put some water in it."
"Without further ado, come over and I'll start explaining to you the structure of the human body's meridians and bones. I'll just say it once, you take advantage of the opportunity, and don't wait for the expiration date."
I ran over to my. I pricked up my ears and listened carefully. I don't dare to say anything else, this memory has always been my strong point. If you don't listen to it, you can say another thing, write it down first, and then chew it carefully and swallow it slowly in the future.
After I was done, the counselor showed me the cultivation posture of the iron cloth shirt. At first, I felt that these postures were contrary to common sense, and I was a little masochistic. But when I thought about it, I was relieved. Every national art that has been handed down to this day has its own unique way of cultivation. After the continuous improvement of the predecessors of the sages, after removing the turnip and preserving the essence, it has today's glory. Maybe I've just learned and haven't mastered the essentials of this national art yet.
After being abused for a long time, I dragged my heavy steps back to the dormitory. As soon as I arrived with my front foot, Sun Miao pushed open the dormitory door with sweaty back foot. Seeing me like this, Sun Miao smiled meaningfully, "Hey, who is letting the fourth child beat me." You tell the third brother, I promise. ”。
"You promise a yarn! If I hadn't had thick skin and thick flesh, I would have finished the calf long ago. I gritted my teeth and glared at Sun Miao.
Chu Feng lifted the quilt, "Who is going to finish the calf, huh... Fourth, how did your face become like this".
I said angrily, "Aha, when I got up in the morning to exercise, I accidentally ran into a crazy guy and massaged me twice in the face, and I ended up like this."
After listening to me, the corners of her eyes twitched twice, and she picked up the basin and washed it speechlessly.
At this time, I found that the cold bed was empty, so I hurriedly asked Chu Feng, "Second brother, what did the boss do?" ”。
Chu Feng whispered to me mysteriously, "I don't know either. However, I heard his cell phone ring several times in the morning. At the time, I also joked about why the phone was not turned off and muted when I was sleeping. I don't know if disturbing people's dreams is immoral? Who would have thought that the boss picked up the mobile phone and ran out with a gloomy face. Alas... Fourth, you said that the boss wouldn't be angry with me. I don't have a door with this mouth...".
I shook my head, "Second brother, do you think that according to the boss's temperament, will he turn his face with our brothers for a little thing?" ”。
Chu Feng shrunk his neck and muttered softly: "It's hard to say, people will always become." ”。
I coughed lightly, "You call the boss and ask, don't you know!" ”
"Why am I fighting?" , Chu Feng said with a slight weakness.
"Don't you talk nonsense? The boss may be angry with you, if you don't fight, will I beat you? ”! I said in a shy, looking at Chu Feng's gains and losses, I wanted to laugh. When did this guy become a mother-in-law and mother-in-law?
"Hey, boss. It's almost class, are you still coming back to get your things? ”。
On the other side of the phone, a cold voice came: "Second child, I have some urgent business to go out of school." You can ask me for a leave of absence first. ”!
"Boss. What happened? Do you need help from your brothers? Chu Feng raised his eyebrows and said tentatively.
"Uh... Nothing serious. Well, I still have something to do here, I'll get busy first, and we'll talk later."