Chapter 34 Your Name

When he left the mountain guest, Li Gang not only had a round belly, but also carried a large bag of meat, which is exactly what the legendary eats and takes. It's just that this eating and taking cost him nearly 30,000 yuan, so that Li just doesn't feel distressed, and he doesn't spend money like this!

"Are you distressed?"

"Nonsense, one meal eats nearly one-fifth of my assets, even the richest man in the world who sells computers doesn't dare to eat like this!"

"Aren't you bad for money? Upstart! ”

"I didn't expect this store to be so dark, darker than African refugees!"

"I told you that it was expensive here, and you still need so much."

"It's okay not to order more, you don't want this foodie to use my head as a plate, do you?" Li Gang touched the little head of the phantom Lori and said.

“... Probably. ”

"Hey, turn my head back for me, what's the matter with your uncertain tone?"

"Seriously, your Lori eats too much, and if you eat like this, you're going to go bankrupt sooner or later."

"Don't worry, bankruptcy won't happen to me, it's hard for a poor person like me to break it."

"Yes."

"What are your plans?"

"I've found out the whereabouts of my family, they're all in Mingquan City, so I want to go there to find them."

"It's just right, we're also going back to Mingquan, you can go with us."

"Yes, but can I trouble you?" Li Gang looked at Gao Lei with a serious expression.

"I suddenly remembered that the clothes were confiscated at home, so I left first."

"Foodie, bite him!" Li Gang slapped the back of the phantom Lori's head and ordered.

"Ah~~" Lori touched her head blankly, and took a bite of Li Gang's hand, but unfortunately Li Gang avoided it again.

"Why is your Lori more and more like a dog, she bites when she opens her mouth, and if she has a tail, it is even more like."

"......" Li Gang sighed helplessly and said, "Be serious, I'll tell you the right thing." ”

Seeing that Li Gang's serious expression didn't look like he was faking, Gao Lei also became serious, "What's the matter, let's talk about it." ”

"Introduce me to that beautiful woman in your team, the great young man of the motherland is still single!"

"That's what you're doing?"

"yes."

"I'm listening to you, what a fool!"

"What do you mean, don't you think it's important to complete the great cause of human reproduction and promote the development of human civilization?"

"No matter how nice you say, you can't hide the essence of your intentions."

After some jokes, Li Gang handed over half of his snake skin to Gao Lei and asked him to help sell it. Originally, I was going to make my own leather armor, but the defense effect of Yuan Force is definitely better than leather armor, so I changed my mind and sold the snake skin to buy some weapons.

After separating from Gao Lei, Li Gang found a hotel to rest for the night, but there was a phantom Lori wrapped around his lap so he didn't sleep well. It's not because of anything else.,It's just that this Lori eats when she falls asleep.,The ghost can sleep well.。 Could it be that it became a habit after hugging it once last night? This habit has developed too quickly.

Li Gang certainly tried to kick it out of bed and make it sleep on the floor more like a pet. But who can stand to be stared at all night by a vicious loli, and its 'woo' growl that keeps coming from your pillow?

The next morning, Li Gang counted the tooth marks on his thighs with a pair of panda eyes. This is also Li Gang's high physical strength, if he changes to someone else, he is afraid that there will be a bone left in his thigh.

It's okay, it's okay, this guy is small and didn't bite where he shouldn't. Otherwise, Dongfang is undefeated and will have inexplicable many disciples outside the sect.

Breakfast is still meat.

At the dinner table, Li Gang had a bowl of tofu in front of him, a small plate of cut boiled meat, and the loli on the opposite side was holding a huge rice bowl, and the meat inside was like a hill.

This inhuman man is always like a starving ghost reincarnated, eating meat and gobbling it up. Compared with it, Li Gang felt that he was also a civilized youth.

After eating a bite of tofu flowers, the taste made Li Gang feel as if he had returned to the small breakfast shop at the school gate. In the morning, I came to two fried dough sticks, tea eggs, and then such a bowl of tofu flowers, and ate breakfast leisurely while admiring the occasional passing black silk in the oil pot.

Tofu flower, also known as tofu brain or old tofu, is the first choice for the masses of people for breakfast after adding sauce, marinade or dark soy sauce and other seasonings.

But now it's not as easy to eat some tofu as before, the owner of the small hotel where Li Gang lives happens to be good at cooking, and when he got up in the morning, he asked about the tofu smell and went to buy a bowl. It's just that now it's not fritters that go with it, it's boiled meat.

While eating, I looked at the Phantom Lori on the other side, and found that this guy seemed to have become fat! The little face seems to be a little rounder than yesterday.

"I wonder if I can help me fight if I really become a little fat man?"

"Ah~~"

"Why do you keep 'ahh To change the word? ”

Phantom Lori ignored it and continued to gobble it up.

Li Gang suddenly reached out and pinched the chin of the Phantom Lori, forcing it to open its mouth and look at it.

The phantom Lori, who was disturbed from eating, unceremoniously opened her mouth to bite Li Gang's fingers, but unfortunately she was dodged by Li Gang again, which was almost a conditioned reflex.

Phantom Lori bit the air, shouted at Li Gang twice in protest, and continued to eat. Nothing is more important to it than eating.

"The tongue and throat in the form of Lori are the same as normal people.,Theoretically it can talk like a human!"

Touch!

Li Gang suddenly slapped the table and said, "Okay, from today onwards, you have to learn to speak!" ”

The alarmed Phantom Demon Lori raised her little head from behind the tall Roshan and glanced at Li Gang, asking a question.

"Ah~~"

"Don't you dare to react decently?"

"Ah~"

"Well, when I didn't say it."

Looking at Lori in Gobbling, Li Gang suddenly remembered that he had forgotten a very important thing and did not name this pet! Naming is a technical job, and this name should not only be given, but also loud and domineering. Just like the legendary red rabbit, as loud as the black horse, it is better to shout it to scare the enemy's liver! It's a technical ......

Thirty seconds later

Li Gang's eyebrows were knotted: "It's just a name or something, it's all false, strength is the key." "Li Gang is really not good at this kind of thing.

"It was my master's mistake not to name you, but as a good master who has never met in a thousand years, I have decided to give you the right to name yourself, thank me! So what do you want to call it? Li Gang said to the phantom Lori extremely shamelessly.

"Ah~"

“..... Change! ”

Phantom Lori was puzzled by the chattering guy in front of her, so she simply ignored him, eating was the most important thing.

"Hey, give me some face, can you stop eating it yet?" Li Gang snatched the rice bowl of the phantom Lori.

Lori looked at Li Gang suspiciously, and then looked at the food she had been robbed, and then slapped her little hand on the table, pounced on the meat and continued to eat.

"......" looked at the phantom magic Lori squatting on the table and eating meat, which reminded Li Gang of the first time he saw it, and he was squatting like this at that time, and he was also walking away so generously......

Well, this is a non-human, and it is better to talk about etiquette and shame than to teach a cow to be a piano master.

looked at Lori, who was eating meat with her head down, and her eyes turned around on the half bowl of tofu flowers on the side, Li Gang made a difficult decision: "In order to commemorate your great master, it is me, the peaceful time that has passed, I have decided that you will be called 'tofu flower' in the future!" Comments? I am very democratic when I have an opinion...... If you don't have an opinion, that's the default. Li Gang happily patted Lori's head, and the inhuman Phantom Tofu Flower was born.

"Huh~?"

"I can see that you really like this new name, and the next thing to teach you is the most basic thing to call me. You're a pet, and I'm your owner, so I'm your 'master' as a matter of course, understand? Come, look at the shape of my mouth, and call 'master'! Li Gang pointed to his nose and said.

Tofu Hua looked up at Li Gang and continued to eat...

"It turns out that being ignored by pets is what it feels like."

Li Gang was not discouraged, knocked on the forehead of the tofu flower to attract its gaze, and slowed down his tone: "Lord ~ person ~!" ”

After repeating it N times, the tofu flower finally spoke.

"Pig ~"

Li Gang wiped his sweat: "Although the pronunciation is the same, why do you think you are saying another word?" And there's a 'man'? ”

"Shout, master."

“... Pig~"

"Two words, master!"

Repeat this N times again......

"Pig Pig~~"

"I said, you didn't mean it, did you, the word 'master' is so difficult?"

.. When Tofu Hua finished breakfast, Li Gang's preliminary teaching was also over. He kind of understood, this guy can only pronounce monosyllabic syllables at a time, not polysyllabics. That is to say, it cannot say words or complete sentences, at least for now, and whether it can be determined by providence in the future. So for now, the plan to train this non-human to speak like a normal person is bankrupt.

Of course, you can't say a complete sentence, you can still express the meaning through keywords, and Li Gang found that this inhuman wisdom is indeed not low, and it is no problem to train it to be able to communicate over time. Even dogs can count, not to mention non-humans who are famous for their high level of intelligence.

After the meal, Li Gang took his pet comrade tofu flower to meet Gao Lei.

Gao Lei sold the snake skin last night, and when he saw Li Gang directly threw another gold card to him, he said: "I sold it for 200,000 yuan, but I didn't expect that only half a piece of skin could be sold for so much money, and usually this kind of mutilated one has to be sold for a lot of money." Where did you get this from? ”

"I guess I picked it up."

"Wherever there is a place to pick up high-level mutant animal skins, I will go too."

"Tell you, you don't dare to go." Li Gang remembered the ant colony at that time and still had palpitations: "Do you know why I only picked up half of it?" ”

"Nonsense, of course I don't know." Gao Lei rolled his eyes.

"At that time, it was two high-level mutant beasts fighting, and as a result, both of them were defeated, and my fisherman benefited. When I was peeling the skin, I suddenly ran out of an ant colony, and if I hadn't run so fast, I wouldn't have any bones left, and I was able to get this half of it because of my quick hands. If you're not afraid of ants, you can try it, with your size, they can eat for more than ten seconds! Li Gang teased.

"Then I still don't want it."

..............