"Let me tell you a story." Dividing the barbecue meat into everyone's hands, Li Gang was full of greasy proposals. Of course, Tie Pi and Liu Shanshan would never agree to this kind of proposal, so they kept silent very tacitly. As for the tofu flower, it was too busy eating to pay attention to these boring humans.

Li Gang looked left and right, but there was no response, so he raised his eyebrows: "Since you all agreed, I will say it." ”

"Who agreed?" Liu Shanshan was shocked, when did she agree? Seeing that what Li Gang said was so natural, she was a little skeptical that she had lost her memory for a few seconds just now.

"If you don't object, you agree." Li Gang's answer was straightforward, especially the arrogant expression, how much he owed. I have to admit that for some people, ridicule is really an innate talent.

Liu Shanshan has no appetite now because of the previous topic of beauty pageants of the living dead, looking at the greasy barbecue on the plate in front of her and thinking about whether to cover her ears to put an end to Li Gang's mental pollution, Li Gang has already started his story. And the plate was naturally taken out by Li Gang from the space ring, and he really bought a bunch of messy things.

"Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called the Green Apple Country. Well, the name is a bit twisty, don't care about these details. The king of the green apple kingdom died, and he had no prince but only a weak daughter, so the country fell into the hands of his queen and became the queen's kingdom. Why did it fall into the hands of this queen? That's because this queen is no ordinary queen, she is a powerful witch. According to their wizard ranks, there are 1 to 3 rings of wizard apprentices, and 4 to 6 rings of junior wizards...... The highest eighteen-ring Witch King, the Witch King is basically a legend-like existence, it's good to ignore him. And this queen is the great wizard of the fifteenth ring, which is quite powerful. So she easily took control of the entire kingdom after the king's death, so the queen became the queen and became the first queen of the green apple country. In addition, the queen has a very powerful witch weapon, and it is a rare witch weapon at the spirit level, it is called the Mirror of Truth in Simolaha, referred to as the Magic Mirror. The queen was very confident in her appearance, so on this day she recited the spell and asked the mirror of truth: "The magic mirror tells me who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" With a ripple on the mirror, a beautiful girl with fair skin as snow appeared in the mirror, and at the same time, the magic mirror replied: Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the world. The queen was furious that Snow White was none other than her dead former king's daughter and stepdaughter. So she ordered Snow White to be captured. When the soldiers went to Snow White's residence to arrest her, they found that she had fled. It turned out that Snow White had already gotten the news from her elven envoy and secretly escaped from the palace and hid in the Blessed Forest. This blessed forest is the home of the elves, there is a powerful enchantment in it that greatly suppresses the power of witchcraft, and Snow White is guarded by seven goblins, and it is impossible for the queen to succeed in attacking head-on. So she came up with a plan, using the limited witchcraft she could use in the Blessed Forest to transform herself into a kind and harmless old woman, and then found the right time to make a beautiful fake fall near Snow White. The kind Snow White lifted the old woman, and the old woman gratefully gave her an apple. After Snow White got the apple, she somehow remembered the apple her father gave her when she was a child, and the sweet and delicious thing she remembered was the most delicious, so she couldn't help but bite into it. That's right, this apple is not an ordinary apple, it is the fruit of the supreme silent ice coffin that the queen has refined for seven hundred and forty-nine days. And with the irresistible sorcery attached, anyone who gets this apple will feel that it is the most delicious thing in the world, and they can't stop the desire to eat it. Unless it is a high-ranking wizard like the queen who can resist. Snow White soon falls into a deep sleep after eating the apple, and discovers that the strange goblins can't wake her up no matter what. So the goblins tried everything they could to wake up the princess, until they heard from the wind goblins that if they wanted to save the princess, they needed someone with the power of the dawn to pour the power of the dawn into the princess to dissolve the poison of sleep. So the goblins searched everywhere, and finally found a person with the power of the dawn in a small mango country near the green apple country, and coincidentally he was the prince of the small mango country. The goblins felt that this was simply the arrangement of the goblin goddess, the princess with the prince, perfect. So the goblin finds the prince and tells him that he needs his power to wake up Snow White. As soon as the prince heard that there was a beautiful princess who needed him to save him, he followed the fairy to the fairy home to bless the forest without saying a word. Seeing Snow White lying on a bed surrounded by flowers, the prince was astonished, he had never seen such a beautiful woman. As for how to use the power of the dawn to awaken, the prince didn't know, and the goblins didn't know either, but the prince thought that he couldn't slap it with the power of the dawn wrapped in his hand. How can such a beautiful princess be treated with violence? After thinking about it, Mu Ran suddenly had an idea, and his eyes locked on the princess's delicate lips like petals. So he took a deep breath and lowered his head to kiss the princess's beautiful lips. As a result, he was discovered by a clever goblin and rubbed on the ground..."

Although she said she didn't want to hear it, Liu Shanshan didn't really block her ears, and when she heard this, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, and said that this plot was wrong, why didn't she play cards according to the routine? I even wanted to listen to this plot a little.

Li Gang didn't pay attention to Liu Shanshan's surprise and continued his story: "The goblins think that this lustful guy is really unreliable, and they want to take advantage of people's inability to resist to do obscene things. It seems that the way to wake up the princess is to start with the queen! After the seven goblins threw the prince out of the Blessed Forest, they began to train hard to improve their strength and defeat the queen! Time flies, time flies, and a long time has passed in the blink of an eye. How long is it? It has grown to the point that the strength of the goblins has increased greatly, and the combat power has doubled. Big baby... No, it's the big goblin with infinite energy, random size, two goblins are poor, every minute must be checked, three goblins are copper-skinned and iron-clad, invulnerable, four goblins are full of flames, swallowing clouds and spitting flames, five goblins, water is added to the body, spitting water like a river, six goblins shuttle through nothingness, come and go without a trace, and seven goblins are in charge of the treasure pot and store everything. Together, they stormed the palace and came to the queen. Then he was photographed by the queen and put on the ground. Then the seven goblins, activated their natural skills, shouted and merged into one, becoming the legendary King Kong goblin. Then he was photographed on the ground by the Queen. They forgot that after leaving the blessed forest, the power of the goblins would be greatly weakened, so in front of the queen, they were nothing more than scum with a combat strength of only ten. The cost of negligence is to become the Queen's prisoner and watch the Queen bring Snow White back to the palace without protection.

And strangely, the queen did not immediately kill Snow White and make herself the most beautiful woman in the world. Instead, he sent Snow White to his room, as if he was going to do something terrible. It is said that there is a kind of witchcraft that can take away the beauty of others, could it be that the queen would have such a terrible forbidden art?

It was a dead night, and Snow White was still lying quietly, but she was no longer in the bed of the fairy house, but in the queen's room. The queen caressed Snow White's beautiful face, and her eyes showed a deep love. Then she recited a strange spell to Snow White, and a small circle appeared on Snow White's body, and as the light on the circle lit up, the sleeping Snow White suddenly woke up with a soft groan, and slowly opened her eyes as bright as jewels. When she saw the Queen's smiling face in front of her, she was shocked, but found that her body was very weak, and she tried to get up and lower without success. In Snow White's eyes, the Queen's smile was even more terrifying than the devil, and she didn't know how she ended up in the Queen's hands, but she knew that her life was short. Sure enough, under Snow White's terrified gaze, the queen pulled out a glittering dagger from her sub-plane and sent the sharp blade towards her. Snow White closed her eyes in fear, waiting for death to come, and she could even feel the cold blade approaching her skin. She didn't beg for mercy because she knew it was pointless. However, the pain of the blade piercing her heart did not come, and she felt the clothes on her chest loosen. Bai Xue opened her eyes and saw that the blade had not pierced her heart, but had picked at her clothes. She looked confused, can she miss so close? Apparently impossible. So she asked the queen what she was going to do. The queen showed a heart-chilling smile and said: Don't be afraid, from today onwards, you will be mine! Since I can't be the most beautiful woman in the world, let the most beautiful woman be my thing. Then, in Snow White's feeble resistance, the Queen's beautiful and evil hands grabbed Snow White's snow-white skin. The magic mirror in the Queen's room, which was hovering on the table, turned away in shame. Well, that's the end of the story. What a terrible story! ”

After Li Gang finished speaking, he sighed for his story by the way.

But as an audience, Liu Shanshan only had one sentence in her heart, what the hell is this? Magic Mirror, shame shit! I feel that my three views are pressed to the ground, rubbed, rubbed, rubbed and rubbed.

Tofu Hua is concentrating on eating barbecue, and the only difference between Li Gang's story and noise for it is that it can understand the noise, but it can't understand Li Gang's story.

Iron Sheet rarely lifted his armor and helmet, revealing his "miserable white" face due to the lack of light for a long time, and the word miserable white was the description Li Gang gave him. He didn't have any opinion on Li Gang's magic change Snow White, and he even wanted to sleep a little. Because even if his ears hear it, it doesn't mean that he is willing to put it in his head. For a Spiritual Chosen One, it is not a problem to filter out unwanted junk information for the sake of spiritual health.

The night is so quiet, without the hustle and bustle of the city, the starry sky fills the night sky like twinkling jewels. Liu Shanshan and Tie Hide had already gone back to their tents to rest, while Li Gang was lying on the old man's chair that he temporarily named "Starry Sky Lounger", drinking Coke that had passed its expiration date for almost a year, staring at the quiet starry sky, comfortable and full of artistic conception, but he always felt that something was missing. I thought it would be perfect if there was a beautiful woman in my arms. Thinking of this, he cast an evil glance at the tofu flower that was still nibbling on the Nth piece of barbecue.

Li Gang hooked his finger at the tofu flower: "Tofu flower, come here, become a beauty!" ”

"Ah~~" Tofu flower is as good as a stream, as long as there is food to eat, it has always been very well-behaved, Li Gang's instructions are basically subconsciously completed, and there is no need to think about it at all. Because the head is full of food, there is no wealth to think about anything else.

I saw Tofu Hua get up and walk towards Li Gang's "starry sky lounger", and his body was one step at a time, his body grew taller rapidly, and his chest developed rapidly, which was faster than a balloon. When he walked in front of Li Gang in a few steps, he had grown from a loli like a pea to a slim and concave stunner. It's just that the original slightly larger dress has a tendency to burst. Then it raised its long legs without hesitation, stepped into the recliner and sat down beside Li Gang.

So under the beautiful starry sky, Li Gang lay on his "starry sky lounger", and a beautiful woman sat next to him. The beauty is white-skinned and beautiful, with long legs and a slender waist, slender and white as jade, holding a large piece of greasy dripping barbecue meat with her hands, gnawing on it as if no one was around, her mouth and face were full of oil, not to mention, and from time to time there were oil stars splashed on Li Gang's face.

Li Gang silently wiped his face and waved his hand at the tofu flower: "You better go down for me." ”

"Ah~~" Tofu Hua adheres to the concept of eating everything, and happily returns to the previous fire with long legs, and continues to eat. With its brain circuit, for the time being, it will not consider that the tendon of this brain-wrecked owner is wrong, and he has nothing to do to walk and play with himself, isn't this a delay in eating?

"Oh my God, give me a serious beauty!" Li Gang, who has been destroyed in his artistic conception, has never been so pious.

The night sky was as quiet as ever, and a dark shadow suddenly obscured the starry sky and fell from the sky.

"Beauty? it, it's a monster! ”

Li Gang didn't wait for the beauty, but waited for the mutant beast who was attracted by the firelight to ride the face.