Chapter 31: Local tyrants
Shao Yitian came to Lu Dongbin's residence, and was about to knock on the door, when the door opened, Lu Dongbin stood at the door with a smile on his face and said, "Xiao Shao, come in quickly." ”
Lu Dongbin is called a warm one, just like greeting an old friend who has not seen him for many years.
"Xiao Shao, did you bring the wine?" Lu Dongbin rubbed his hands, looked at Shao Yitian with expectant eyes, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva involuntarily in his throat.
Lu Dongbin has not drunk the world's fine wine for many years, and he dreams of recalling that taste.
Shao Yitian directly took out the wine, a total of four bottles, which cost Shao Yitian thousands of oceans.
Lu Dongbin saw the four bottles of wine on the table, closed his eyes and took a sharp breath, savoring it for a long time, and finally opened his eyes and said with a happy face: "Good wine, good wine." ”
After speaking, Lu Dongbin couldn't wait to pick up a bottle, unscrew the cap, and then smell its fragrance first, and then take a small sip.
Praise: "Good wine, good wine! The entrance is slightly sweet, the wine is fragrant, and the lips and teeth are fragrant......"
Lu Dongbin gave a good look of appreciation, gave a thumbs up, and then picked up the wine bottle and simply took a big sip.
"Good wine, good wine, it's been a long time since I've drunk good wine like this. Lu Dongbin said, taking a few big mouthfuls. In less than two clicks, a bottle of wine was wiped out by Lu Dongbin.
Shao Yitian saw it in his eyes and felt pain in his heart. Brother, I don't drink like you, this is not mineral water and drinks, this is more than a thousand bottles of wine, and you just spent more than 1,000 yuan on your efforts, which is my salary for several days.
Seeing that Lu Dongbin was about to get another bottle again, Shao Yitian hurriedly stopped him and said, "Brother Bin, you have to taste good wine slowly, you are like a cow drinking water, and you have spoiled good wine." ”
With Lu Dongbin's drinking method, even if Shao Yitian is a rich man, sooner or later he will have to be drunk poor.
When Lu Dongbin heard this, he suddenly realized, and hurriedly said, "Yes, Xiao Shao, you are right. ”
When Shao Yitian heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and if he tasted it slowly, the remaining three bottles were enough for Lu Dongbin to drink for two or three days.
However, the reality is cruel, and Lu Dongbin's next words made Shao Yitian want to cry without tears.
"I'll ask Zuixianlou to stir-fry a few dishes and send them over, and then slowly taste these three bottles of wine. ”
You're not as bad at drinking as you are, you're the reincarnation of an alcoholic? You have to drink these four bottles in one go, do you know how much these four bottles of wine cost?
Shao Yitian didn't bother to persuade him, knowing that Lu Dongbin would not give up if he didn't wipe out the remaining three bottles of wine today.
Soon, the takeaway from Zuixianlou arrived, and the fragrant dishes were put on the table, and Lu Dongbin asked Shao Yitian to take a seat.
Oh yes, it's only morning, and it's not time to eat yet!
"Bingo, I can't drink. Lu Dongbin wanted to pour wine for Shao Yitian, but Shao Yitian shook his hand and refused, Shao Yitian couldn't drink much of this more than 50-degree liquor. Besides, Shao Yitian estimated that the remaining three bottles of wine were not enough for Lu Dongbin to drink, so Shao Yitian simply stopped drinking and let Lu Dongbin drink the ball.
"Since you don't drink, then Bing Ge is welcome. Lu Dongbin was not as polite as before, seeing that Shao Yitian didn't drink, he no longer persuaded him, and directly filled the wine glass in front of him with a smile.
"Brother Bin, you live here alone, don't you feel lonely when you're alone?" Shao Yitian didn't forget the task he came to persuade Lu Dongbin, a nail household, to relocate.
For a character like Lu Dongbin, you can't just say it straight to the point, but you should be tactful, step by step, and slowly lead the topic to the issue of relocation.
Now, the immortals around Lu Dongbin's house have all moved away, leaving Lu Dongbin alone and still living here. Therefore, Shao Yitian asked this question, so as to slowly bring the topic to the relocation.
Lu Dongbin took a sip of wine, looked at Shao Yitian and said, "Xiao Shao, let Brother Bin finish this meal, how about other things to be discussed?"
Besides, this is Lu Dongbin giving Shao Yitian face, if Lu Dongbin doesn't give Shao Yitian face, he can directly slap Shao Yitian and fly out, no one will do this for Shao Yitian, and Shao Yitian himself will not dare to let out half a fart.
To Shao Yitian's surprise, Lu Dongbin only drank two bottles, and left one bottle undrunk.
"You can't drink good wine in one meal, you have to leave a bottle to taste slowly tonight. Lu Dongbin put away the remaining bottle of wine.
After putting the wine away, Lu Dongbin said, "Xiao Shao, Brother Bin knows what you have to say. There is no need to say more nonsense Binge, Binge can move out, but you have to promise Binge a condition. ”
Hearing that Lu Dongbin agreed to relocate, Shao Yitian's heart blossomed. If this thing is done, Shao Yitian's reputation in the Third Brigade of the Demolition and Relocation Bureau will definitely increase. So many people came before, but they all came in vain, only he Shao Yitian did it, and the credit must be great.
"Brother Bin, what conditions do you say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree. Shao Yitian immediately said.
Lu Dongbin said: "You will definitely be able to do this condition, that is, every time you come to heaven in the future, you must bring me good wine and delicious food." ”
As soon as it came to the delicious food, Lu Dongbin suddenly remembered that Shao Yitian didn't bring him food today, so he hurriedly asked: "Xiao Shao, didn't I tell you last time that I wanted to bring food? Why didn't you bring it today?"
Shao Yitian explained: "Brother Bin, I also want to bring it, but on this hot day, the food will spoil in a short time, so I don't dare to bring it." ”
When Lu Dongbin heard this, he said nonchalantly: "Oh, it's easy to deal with this little problem." As he spoke, Lu Dongbin took out a piece of beautifully carved jade and threw it to Shao Yitian, who hurriedly caught it, for fear that the jade would fall to the ground and be broken.
As soon as the jade arrived, Shao Yitian felt a cool and refreshing feeling from the jade to his palm, and then the whole person felt cool, as if he was in a comfortable air-conditioned room.
"This piece of jade was accidentally obtained when I was practicing, and I wore it on my body to save energy and dispel heat in the hot summer, and warm up in the cold winter. This piece of jade will be given to you today, and with this piece of jade, you don't have to worry about the food going bad. ”
Looking at the exquisitely carved jade pendant in his hand, Shao Yitian felt that happiness had come too suddenly. The jade pendant is carved with a crane, lifelike, with its wings spread out, stepping on the clouds, as if it is about to soar to nine heavens.
"Bingo, this is too valuable, I can't ask for it. Shao Yitian hurriedly said. In fact, what I want in my heart is terrible, just kidding, such a good baby, who doesn't want it.
Lu Dongbin looked indifferent and said, "What is this valuable, I don't need it anymore now." If it weren't for the fact that this jade pendant has been following me, maybe I would have lost it a long time ago. ”
I'll go! The local tyrant is really willful. At this moment, Shao Yitian just wanted to hug Lu Dongbin's thigh and beg: "Local tyrant, let's be friends!"
"How about it? Do you agree to my conditions?" asked Lu Dongbin.
It is a very simple thing to bring wine and food to Lu Dongbin, but the key to the problem is money. With Lu Dongbin's amount of alcohol, he can't spend a few thousand yuan every time he comes up, and even if Shao Yitian has a million family properties, it is not enough to spend.
Seeing Shao Yitian's embarrassed look, Lu Dongbin asked, "Xiao Shao, is this condition very difficult?"
Shao Yitian said truthfully: "Brother Bin, it's not a problem to bring you food and wine at all, but the problem is that I don't have that much money." Do you know how much I spent on the four bottles of wine I brought you today? It cost me more than 5,000 yuan. ”
Lu Dongbin had a confused expression on his face and asked, "How much silver is more than five thousand yuan worth?"
I'm not a student of history, so how do I know how much more than 5,000 pieces of silver is worth?
"Brother Bing, let's tell you this. In the mortal world now, the income of ordinary people is at most more than 3,000 or 4,000 yuan a month......"
Lu Dongbin looked like I understood, nodded and said, "I understand, Xiao Shao, you wait a minute, I'll go get something." ”
It didn't take long for Lu Dongbin to come out, but Lu Dongbin had some more things on his hands, including ceramics and jewelry.
"Xiao Shao, these are all things I had when I was in the mortal world, and now they should be antiques, especially this Ru kiln azure glazed bowl, which should be worth hundreds of five thousand yuan. If you take it to a pawnshop and sell it, you can sell as much as you want. Lu Dongbin said boldly.