1053 Pinch you to death
"Ten times?" His eyes lit up, "Daughter-in-law, what you said is true?" ”
"Fake. ”
His handsome face fell, and a passionate heart fell from the clouds to the mud, "I knew that my daughter-in-law lied to me......"
"Add two zeros." Her tone was laid-back.
He blinked, "Daughter-in-law, are you saying that you want to be on it, one plus two zeros, that's a hundred times?" ”
"Yes." She was serious, "It's just you a hundred times." ”
He was stunned on the spot, and his heart instantly burst from the mud to heaven, and he greedily asked, "Isn't it a thousand times?" ”
"Nima's, your heart is bigger than mine! A thousand times, don't I have to be on it for the rest of my life? A black line rose from her forehead.
"What's the use of a lifetime?" He counted without counting his fingers, "Three and a half times a day, thirty months will be done, and it will be two and a half years." ”
She tugged at the corners of her mouth, "The third brother is really proficient in arithmetic." ”
"I'm a seller, and of course I'm quick at arithmetic." He also nodded modestly.
There was suspicion in her eyes, "What does it mean to be proficient in arithmetic?" ”
He slapped his big palm into her clothes, "Daughter-in-law is so stupid, you are tired and change me when you ......are halfway through."
"!" Her pretty face flushed, "Not half a time." ”
"Okay then." He reached out and stroked her hair gently, "I don't want you to work it." "It's all hoarse and exhaustive of her energy below, let alone above.
The daughter-in-law eats less, she has one bowl of rice for one meal, which is like him, eats five bowls at a time, and is as powerful as an ox, the daughter-in-law's small body, if he doesn't pity her, he can pinch her to death.
Su Qingyue looked at his burning eyes with pity, and didn't understand what he meant for a while, "What are you thinking?" ”
"I'm thinking, I want to pinch you to death, but I can't bear to."
Her eyebrows were twisted into a beautiful stray hair, "......"
"Daughter-in-law, it's okay, you're on the first half." He deliberately whispered in her ear, trying to provoke her desire, but she was afraid of him, "Third brother, I'm joking with you." ”
"You take pleasure in deceiving each other."
She touched his head, "If you understand." ”
"Daughter-in-law, you're on it once." He said pitifully, "I'll let you bully well." ”
"Let's talk about it." She waved her hand impatiently.
Xiao Xishan was outside, listening to the two of them flirting and scolding, and felt that Yue'er was really funny, she should have been his wife!
My heart was swollen with jealousy.
He walked into the kitchen with a stiff face, "Yue'er, third brother." ”
Xiao Yuchuan made a frozen face, "Second brother, don't harass my daughter-in-law in the future, otherwise, don't blame the third brother for being unkind!" ”
Xiao Xishan's face sank, "I don't blame you, on the day you and Yue'er got married, you actually drugged me!" If not, how can you marry Yue'er! "He's not stupid, he suddenly fainted weakly, the third brother has been learning some strange poisons with Yue'er recently, it's not who else can he have.
"You have been with Li Rong'er for a long time, even Liu Haitang, you are also on good terms with her in the mountains." Xiao Yuchuan's eyes narrowed slightly, "Second brother, if you have a little conscience and have so many women, don't insult Qingyue's respect for you again." ”
Xiao Xishan's eyes were complicated, and he walked out of the kitchen without saying a word with a cold face and went to Xiao Qinghe's room.
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