089-Lord's footwashing water

Yin Yu raised his eyebrows, didn't pick up Yin Xiang's words, just looked at him indifferently, waiting for his next step.

Yinxiang didn't mind, and then said: "Brother, I've heard that there are countless beautiful women in the Starling Mansion, and if you stand up at random, they are all top-notch beauties." I wonder if it's true? ”

When Yinxi heard that what he said was just this, his heart was relieved, and he responded with a smile, "Where is this nonsense?" Pull one to confront me. The smile became even stronger, "Don't you know what kind of character your eighth sister-in-law is?" The ones in my house don't say it's ugly if they don't have salt, it's just a few who are a little more thoughtful. ”

"Starling's words are not true." Yinxiang narrowed his eyes and slanted Babel, looking incredulous, "That...... Will Wang Hongxu's old dog be able to take a fancy to your maid? "I don't know if it's because I drank too much and my tongue is still grunting." He's shrewd, he'll ...... Would you do such a stupid thing? ”

Yinxu shook off Yinxiang's hand on his shoulder, and stopped Yinxiang's shoulder and shook it twice, "My stupid brother, Wang Hongxu is naturally not stupid, but he can't stand his old dizziness." Besides, these two glasses of wine are in the stomach, and they are looking at women under the lamp, aren't they all good-looking? ”

"Ahh Makes sense, makes sense! Yinxiang looked suddenly enlightened, "They just told me a joke before." It is said that there is a guy who came back from the side, and hit the tip not far from the capital, who knows that half a catty of wine will go down, and one can't bear it and directly drag the proprietress to the back of the house. ”

Listening to what he said vulgarly, Yinxi didn't like it in his heart, but it was not easy to show it, so he had to force out a smile and continue to listen with interest.

Yinxiang pretended not to see Babel's expression, and said to himself, "Later, when I woke up, I saw that the boss lady was long...... To say that she is rough and ugly is already elevating her. However, that store is a must to go back to Beijing, and many colleagues have seen the proprietress of the shop. After knowing this, they couldn't help but make fun of the man and asked him: Why did you ...... at that time Hahahaha......" Yinxiang said and couldn't help laughing. "Starling, guess what that man said?"

"How?" Yinyu patiently cooperated and asked.

"He said, after holding it for a long time, two glasses of wine in the stomach, and seeing that the old sow has double eyelids!" After Yinxiang finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter, and tears of laughter came out.

Yin Yu laughed dryly, feeling that he was disgusted for a while, so he hurriedly poured himself a glass of wine and drank it to press it.

Unexpectedly, Yinxiang didn't stop laughing, and slapped Babel on the back and asked, "Starling, why don't you laugh?" ”

Yinxi didn't expect Yinxiang to be like this, before he could swallow this sip of wine, he squirted it out, and with a "poof" sound, it turned out that only Yinxi could eat half of the dishes on the table.

"Starling? Ahh Yinxiang seemed to have just noticed, and hurriedly withdrew his hand to help Yinxiang clean up.

Rao is Yinxiang is well-cultivated, and he is about to be unbearable at this time, so he blocked Yinxiang's hand while shirking and said, "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, I'll just wipe it." ”

"Then I'll wipe it for you." Yinxiang picked up a piece of cloth casually, and without waiting for Yinxiang to react, he wiped it on his face and mouth.

Yinxiang wanted to stop him, but Yinxiang has been one of the best among his brothers since he was a child, where can he be an enemy? After struggling sideways and pushing for a long time, he was still rubbed all over his face.

"Phew!" Yinxiang felt that something had been wiped into his mouth, took a sip, and found that it didn't smell right, so he couldn't help but glance at the cloth Yinxiang used to wipe himself, "Thirteenth brother, what are you taking?" No matter how you look at it, the cloth in Yinxiang's hand doesn't look like a handkerchief.

Hearing this, Yinxiang looked at his hand, he was also surprised, hurriedly threw the cloth out, waved his hand at Yinxiang with an apologetic face, and said, "Starling, I'...... I really didn't mean to. Me too......"

Only then did Yinxi see that the cloth just now was actually a rag, and he was disgusted and couldn't spit it out on the spot, but he still didn't mind it on his face, and pressed his hand against Yinxiang, "It's okay, it's okay." Starlings know you're careless. After speaking, I felt that I still couldn't help but want to vomit, and hurriedly said: "I'll clean up too." He took three steps and made two steps and rushed out of the private room.

Yinxiang stepped out with his front foot, and Yinxiang changed his face on his back foot.

I saw that he had a successful expression of his plan, threw his braids behind him, sat down gracefully, couldn't help humming a few small songs in his mouth, poured himself a drink, and scolded softly: "You deserve it." ”

As soon as the words fell, Sibeiler pushed the door and walked in, and asked Yinxiang with a surprised face, "I just went upstairs and saw Lao Ba rushing out with an uncomfortable look, I asked him what's wrong?" He just waved at me and ran. Did he eat a bad stomach? ”

Yinxiang smiled even more when he heard it, he first poured a glass of wine for his fourth brother, stuffed the wine glass into Yinzhen's hand, touched it with him, and then told him what happened just now.

"You! You! Yinzhen clicked Yinxiang with his hand, and he couldn't say a word clearly after laughing for a long time. Didn't you invite him to hate you? ”

"This is called sparing you like a ghost, and you also drank Lao Tzu's foot-washing water." Yinxiang smiled evilly, "He wants to disgust us." Then I'll make him nauseous and disgusting first. ”

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to end the game?"

"What's this? His eighth elder brother is notoriously benevolent, why can't he bear it? My brother drank too much, and he was just careless. If he can't bear this, his reputation won't be saved. Yin Xiang pulled Yin Zhen to sit down absently. Let's eat and wait, and see what else he sings later. ”

Yin Zhen frowned and looked at the dishes on the table, "You said that he sprayed wine, how can you eat this?" ”

"Isn't there still half of it that hasn't been sprayed?" Yinxiang said and pointed to the seat next to him, "Come, fourth brother, you sit here, this half of the people are still clean." As he spoke, he first took a pair of chopsticks and stuffed them into his mouth.

Yinzhen shook his head helplessly, he couldn't eat it anyway, but he still walked to Yinxiang and sat down, and the two brothers said a few innocuous gossip.

Babeile came back after a while, and as soon as he entered the house, he first "complained" to Yinzhen: "Fourth brother, you have to be the master for me, if you are not here for a while, the thirteenth brother is bullying me." ”

"Starling, that's not what you say." Yinxiang smiled and leaned over to Yinxi.

The frightened Babel hurriedly retreated, for fear that Yinxiang would make some moths again.

Yinxiang said with an aggrieved face: "I'm just doing bad things with good intentions, why did I become a bully?" ”

Yinzhen naturally got up to play a round, and first taught Yinxiang a few words to Yinzhen, "Let you drink less!" Just don't listen! These cups of cat pee, are you going to turn the sky upside down? He also appeased Yinxi and said: "Don't be like the old thirteen, he is such a person, he can't take care of everything." We are brothers, and we don't have the same knowledge as him. "In and out of the words, there is an attitude of playing fifty boards each, and calming things down.

Yinxi also knew that he couldn't get a bargain in front of the two brothers, so it was the best policy to go down the stairs and not be embarrassed by everyone. So he also giggled and half-truthed, scolded Yinxiang a few words, and then he gave up.

The three brothers drank about a pot of wine together, and Yinzhen said that it was not too early, and it was time to disperse.

Yinzhen already had a plan in his heart, and as soon as he heard Yinzhen say, he immediately nodded and helped Yinxiang to pull him away, "Let's go." Starling takes you back. ”

Yinxiang took the opportunity to pretend to be drunk, and unloaded most of the strength on Babel, waving one hand non-stop, and muttering inarticulately, "Not tonight!" As he spoke, he turned his face to Yinxi and burped, "Another day!" Another day, my brother will definitely go to your house to disturb you! As he spoke, he grinned and squinted, revealing a heartless smile.

Yin Yu was so suspended that the heavy wine in his mouth made him faint, his face changed, but he still asked with a smile: "What's wrong today?" Could it be that you still ......? Yes? Hahahaha......"

Yinxiang hugged Babeiler tightly in his arms, leaned in his ear and first gently "shh......h ”

This sudden voice shook Yin Xiang subconsciously and pushed Yin Xiang away, "You! Babel was just about to get angry, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he suppressed his anger and wanted to tear Yinxiang in half, gritted his teeth and said to Sibeile with a smile: "I said that the thirteenth brother is so happy tonight, and the fourth brother has arranged it properly." ”

Yinzhen didn't expect Yinxiang to suddenly use himself as a shield, but the matter had come to this point and he couldn't dismantle the stage, so he had to nod his head. Fortunately, Si Baylor's cold face is well known, and his reaction is reasonable. Coupled with the relationship between Yinzhen and Yinxiang, he did just that, and there was nothing strange about it, so Yinzhen was not suspicious.

Since people can't take it away, and this meal is still well-fed, there is no need to tear your face. Although Yinxi was annoyed, he still weighed it clearly in his heart, so he tried to smile naturally, "Since that's the case, I won't force it." But let's go to me another day, let's have some fun? ”

Hearing this, Yinxiang tapped two fists on Babel's chest, and proudly promised: "One word is a certainty!" When the time comes, the starling brother is not allowed to make trouble with my brother? ”

"How so?" No one knows what Yin Xi thinks in his heart, but the smile on his face is indeed not as natural as before.

"If the eighth sister-in-law picks me up, you have to stop her." Yinxiang approached Yinxiang again and said, "I'm afraid." ”

"Afraid of what? With me here, how dare she? Yin Yu pretended to take a small step back unintentionally.

"I'm afraid that the starling's grape trellis will fall down and scratch my face." Yinxiang said with a smile.

This joke was opened to Bafujin's head, and Yinxi couldn't help but show anger.