Facing the black history of his previous life again, Lin Yiming's heart was already undisturbed.

After all, being reborn before the college entrance examination means that they haven't really known each other in this life, and it would be too stupid for him to jump and scold him about the things of his previous life, right?

He was determined to let go of his past and be a quiet passerby.

But this moment......

[Let's listen to the wind]: Enough of you! Send this emoji every day to hack me, it's endless!!

Lin Yiming: "......"

Look at him, this time he was busy with Internet cafes, busy with input methods, and he was so busy that he almost forgot about it - when he did "mediocre 1.0", he had a little resentment towards his previous life, so he made a few spoof pictures with Ruhua, insinuating that netizens who created shemale accounts on the Internet.

One of the most obvious is a picture of tears in the wind, and P's text is: The past is unbearable, let's listen to the wind!

I didn't go online for two weeks, but I didn't expect this Ruhua series to be fried in the drunken rivers and lakes!

And yes, if you listen to the wind and say a word, someone will send a picture!

The meaning is obvious, that is, scolding and listening to the wind is a shemale number.

It's miserable.

But he also deserved it.

Lin Yiming bets that with the popularity of listening to the wind and chanting in the drunken rivers and lakes back then, he is definitely not the only innocent young man who was deceived by him!

This time it's just for the heavens, see if he dares to pretend to be a confidant big sister in the future?

Lin Yiming laughed happily, the fatigue and troubles of these days disappeared without a trace at this moment.

But he didn't expect it, and Tingfeng Yin still found him.

"I'm an atheist! You come out for me! Make it clear! "And listen to the wind and shout.

Since he named his name, he had no choice but to stand up.

I'm an atheist: "Say what? ”

Let's listen to the wind and chant: "Why did you frame me for being a man!" ”

"You're a man."

"I'm a woman!"

"Still pretending?"

"What am I pretending to be? I was meant to be a woman! I don't know who you are, and suddenly you jumped out and said I'm a man! Do I know you? ”

"I don't know."

"Then why are you still framing me?"

"Because I just know that you're a man's pretending to be a woman."

"You don't know me, how do you know I'm a man's pretending to be a woman?"

"I just know."

"I see, you just found someone to frame you for the sake of firing the emoji plugin!"

And listening to the wind chanting, he seemed to understand something, and his speech became much faster-

"The first time you appeared, you pointed at me and said that I was a man, provoking public outrage!"

"The second time I came out was to apologize, and I recommend the emoji download address!"

"It's all your conspiracy!"

"One ring and one ring!"

"At that time, whoever bumped into you, you would point at that person and call him a shemale!"

"And I'm unfortunately that person!"

"The out-of-print lady and I am an atheist, right?"

"Otherwise, why would I be an atheist to recommend the download address of the emoji, and the emoji made by the out-of-print lady has it and listens to the wind?"

"You still scold me for the shemale number, why do you use the shemale number yourself?"

Lin Yiming looked at the text and jumped sentence by sentence, a little stunned.

He didn't expect that he would react so quickly when he heard the wind groaning, and he only deduced so many words from him.

Oh, yes, he almost forgot that when he was a novice on the Internet, when he first came into contact with and listened to the wind and chanted, he was fascinated by "her" intelligence and intellectuality.

"She" was originally an extremely smart person.

Now, do you want to quarrel?

Noisy, I'm afraid I won't win.

Because in this matter, it was Lin Yiming who was at a loss.

He was reborn at a node where he didn't know and listened to the wind, out of common sense and politeness, no one should point at others and scold shemales, right?

Why don't he go to the computer that is black and listen to the wind and pull up his own picture to save the game?

But he quickly dismissed the idea.

Because in 2001, computers were computers, mobile phones were mobile phones, and cameras were cameras, and the functions of the three were not interoperable, so who would go to such great lengths to upload photos to the computer?

After thinking about it for a while, the direction of the wind in the drunken rivers and lakes has changed.

Netizens no longer used pictures to make fun of and listen to the wind, but turned their guns and scolded Lin Yiming.

The words are extremely ugly!

How ugly they scolded and listened to the wind at the beginning, then now the words that scold Lin Yiming are twice as ugly!

Personal Attack!

Greetings to parents!

Lin Yiming was originally calm, but now he can't be calm!

It's okay to scold him, but you can't involve his parents!

He couldn't bear it anymore and began to fight back against netizens.

But how can one man's hands be worth a hundred's hands?

If he typed a sentence, netizens would give him a hundred scolding back!

Among them, he still sandwiched and listened to the triumphant face of the wind chanting, constantly inciting netizens to scold him!

Finally.

Lin Yiming's typing hurt his hands.

"You guys, don't push me!"

Sending out this line, Lin Yiming ignored the group of trolls in the chat room for the time being, turned his head to find out the new input method, there was still a little flaw in the program, and he planned to check the bug the next day, but now Lin Yiming doesn't care so much!

He found that little bug as quickly as possible, and then installed, debugged, and run!

Returning to the webcast chat room, looking at the words spraying feces all over the screen, Lin Yiming's hands were put on the keyboard, and the corners of his lips hooked, hooking a sneer of evil madness.

Face the wind, stupid netizens!

Bang bang bang!

Ten fingers touch the keys, typing like flying!

In 2001, those who can only type two words at a time,And the word selection is still a fixed input method,How can it be compared to Lin Yiming's new one-time can type a line,And the word selection also has a memory function of the intelligent input method?

What's more, most netizens have not received formal fingering training in typing, most of them are "two-finger Zen", two-finger typing, how can it be compared to Lin Yiming typing with ten fingers?

Soon!

The chat interface of the drunken rivers and lakes was dominated by him!

"You don't have a mother, you don't have a mother in your whole family!"

"You shemale, your whole family is a shemale!"

…… (omit full screen profanity)......

Bang bang bang!

In the beginning, there were occasional people in the chat interface.

But ten minutes later, in the chat interface, only Lin Yiming was swiping the screen.

And the swiping speed is extremely fast.

The previous one was just sent out, and in less than 3 seconds, the next one was connected.

Lin Yiming was like entering a no-man's land, and greeted all the people who had greeted his parents just now!

After 30 minutes.

He was tired.

Seeing that no one in the chat room dared to come out and scold him again, he was considered to have a bad breath.

Holding the black tea that had been cold, he drank saliva smoothly.

At this time, a message came out.

[I don't deserve a name]: How do you type so fast? What's the hanging?

Burst!

Lin Yiming almost took a sip of black tea on the screen, if it weren't for the fact that this computer was worth 30,000 yuan, he wouldn't have forced this black tea back!

This picture.

How déjà vu?

It seems that two weeks ago, someone asked: Why can you post pictures?

In an instant, Lin Yiming couldn't cry or laugh.

He thought that the input method could not be promoted by promoting emojis, but unexpectedly, he still took the old road......

"I downloaded a software called'Happy Input Method',It is known as the intelligent input method,It can remember every sentence you have typed before,And you can type 20 words at a time,So it's much faster than your standard input method。

At this moment,It's not important to scold,The important thing is to seize the opportunity,Promote the happy input method!

face, he didn't want it.

He hurriedly rushed to start the server, connected to the website, and then returned to the computer and sat down, he looked back at the chat room, at this time there were already netizens asking for the download address, and he quickly sent the download address.

Then, the chat room fell silent for a while.

Lin Yiming also calmed down.

He looked at the screen full of feces, and his old face was a little red.

Cough!

This promotion is really ugly......

Lin Yiming never dreamed that one day, he would promote the ace software in his hand in the form of spraying feces......

But will the effect be as good this time as the last time?

He had a hunch:

This time the smart input method is going to be popular again!

More popular than memes!

Because there is a place for a fight, it is easier to fry a product!

This promotion came too quickly, and he was not mentally prepared!

He opens the background and checks the number of downloads.

135 downloads in one minute!

The maximum number of people in a room is 200 in a chat room, and this 135 people is more than half!

At this time, he saw and listened to the wind chanting and said: "Damn! Also in the recommended download address......"

At this moment, Lin Yiming couldn't cry or laugh.

The first time I promoted emojis, it was because I listened to the wind and stirred up his popularity.

The second time to promote the input method, or because of the wind and listen to the wind!

Could it be that the black history of the previous life has become his lucky star in this life?

Netizens who downloaded the input method returned to the chat room again, and they used the new input method to type and try it out.

Soon, the chat room turned into a compliment.

"This input method is really easy to use!"

"It's much easier to use than before when you could only press two words!"

"Great, mom doesn't have to worry about me scolding others on the Internet anymore!"

……

This is really not the original purpose of his intelligent input method!

Not really!

He wants to benefit all mankind, not to teach others to use intelligent input methods to scold others......

Lin Yiming saw the reactions of netizens, and he really didn't know whether he should laugh or cry.

As long as the first person to use the intelligent input method appears on the Internet, then the intelligent input method is not far from the popularization of the whole network.

He's made another piece of software popular!

Just when he was in an extremely complicated mood, a person's message, through the words of netizens dancing like demons, appeared in front of his eyes-

And listen to the wind and chant: "I am an atheist, everything will come to an end, and my scolding will start because of you, and it can only end because of you." I don't want you to use me to fry your software anymore, and I want you to give me a clean slate. Say, where are you? I'm going to look for you. ”

In an instant, the wind in the chat room changed again, and the attention of netizens returned to listening to the wind and listening to the wind and my own atheist.

"See you! See you! "Everybody's making a fuss!

See whom, who's afraid of whom?

Lin Yiming typed the address, but suddenly remembered that the first human flesh search appeared in 2001, so he didn't want to steal the limelight, so he sent the address to the mailbox where he listened to the wind.

After sending the address, he returned to the chat room and told and listened to the wind: "The address has been sent to your mailbox, it depends on whether you dare to come!" ”

Listen to the wind and groan: "How do you know my email address?" ”

"I know a lot about you."

"Okay, see you tomorrow!"

See you tomorrow?

Lin Yiming couldn't help laughing and typed: "I don't believe you dare to come!" ”

Listen to the wind: "What if I go?" ”

"Then I'll eat Xiang live!"