Text Chapter 300 Brushing a dog's face has several meanings
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“... What the hell is this, the kung fu aliens invaded when I went to the toilet? ”
"I don't know if it's an alien, but I just want to ask now..."Xiao Wei said and pointed to the toilet paper in Li Yue's hand: "Dad, did you wipe it?" ”
"You unlucky girl, who is your father, of course. I just listened to your mother's screams and forgot to let go of the rush that came out. Saying that, Li Yue threw the toilet paper aside, and reached out to pat Xiaowei's head.
As a result, Xiao Wei tilted his head to avoid Li Yue's hand, so as not to hide his disgust, he said, "You haven't washed your hands yet!" ”
“......”
Li Gang looked at Li Yue's awkward hand that stopped in mid-air and smiled; "Dad, I haven't seen you for a long time, but your appearance is still so stylish."
"You kid even dares to laugh at his father, don't you owe it to clean up. What the hell is this? Li Yue turned his raised hand to point at the metal blade flow, and quickly changed the topic.
Li Gang shrugged his shoulders and said, "This, what else can it be, isn't it Brother Ironskin's armor." ”
With Li Gang's words, those blades with a metallic luster "clicked" quickly combined, and in a moment, they formed a mighty giant wolf in the living room. It was one of the ironskin's armors, the Wolf Armor.
Tofu Hua stared at the armor fiercely, revealing a very interested expression.
Li Gang held down the tofu flower that was about to move and said to everyone: "Look, cute puppy." That's why I say he's cute. ”
Before Li Gang could finish speaking, a piercing voice like metal friction suddenly came out from the fierce wolf armor: "Believe it or not, let it bite you?" ”
This sudden sound frightened Xiaowei and the others again.
Li Gang was also surprised: "I'll wipe it, Brother Ironskin, did you still put a horn on the battle armor?" So stylish! But can't you buy a better quality, this opening is a smell of heavy metal, and it's strange to hear it coldly if it doesn't scare people to pee. ”
"Don't you pee too, and besides, I don't use a horn." The fierce wolf armor spoke again.
"What's going on? Don't tell me you're actually talking to us with your mental powers, but I can clearly feel the vibration of the air, definitely from the sound of this armor. ”
"I'm just controlling the vibration of the armor on the armor to make a sound, and the sound can only be like this, just make do with it."
Li Gang stared at the fierce wolf armor for ten seconds with a strange expression, and asked suspiciously: "... Are you really a tin brother? ”
"It's just that you call it that, and Iron Sheet isn't my name."
"Don't worry about the details." Li Gang waved his hand: "But then again, I found that you talk a lot, it's not your style, I remember that you are a silent boy." From this point of view, you're actually a sullen otaku.,Usually like a stuffy gourd, you can't shoot a fart with ten slaps.,Once you play a game or something.,The game character will be extremely lively and active.,Super chatter.。 ”
"You want to die?" The fierce wolf armor made an attack posture, and Iron Hide was too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Gang.
"I don't want to." Li Gang replied very simply, and then sneered: "Just kidding, don't be so serious." But I have another question, you can speak with a vibrating armor piece, but how do you know what we're talking about? A microphone in your Warframe? I don't believe you're guessing. ”
"I can hear what you guys say, and as for the complicated reasons, you don't need to know." Iron Sheet casually said perfunctory, with no intention of explaining at all.
"Cut, pretend to be mysterious, don't talk about pulling down, in short, the safety of my family is up to you. Work hard and I'll give you a bonus. ”
Li Gang reached out and wanted to touch the head of the fierce wolf armor, but was dodged.
"No, you don't!" Ironhide replied.
"That's what you said, don't say I'm exploiting employees in the future."
“......”
Seeing that the iron sheet didn't speak, Li Gang stopped flirting, because he didn't have much time, so he said, "Okay, it's almost time for me to go." Dear dad, mom and sister, and brother Tin, goodbye. “
"In such a hurry?" Xiaowei asked.
"Well, the people chasing me should be there soon, it's always more troublesome to meet here, and the place is too small for the show."
"Performance?"
"Anyway, I'll go first, don't think about me, because I'll see you when you find a new home."
"You're talking about it easily, as long as you don't get caught, our residence will definitely be monitored, be careful of throwing yourself into the net." Xiaowei reminded.
"Not necessarily, but I'm measured, you just put your heart in your stomach."
"If you know, it's good."
"It's necessary..."Speaking of this, Li Gang glanced at the time: "I'm really going to withdraw, it's not fun to be blocked at the door for a while." ”
After speaking, Li Gang grabbed the tofu flower and jumped to the window, then squatted on the window and turned around: "Brother Iron, they rely on you." But I'm a little strange, you never showed up before, why did you deliberately let the armor come over and show your face today, did you finally realize that your sense of existence is weak, and you want to brush up on your sense of existence? But if you want to brush it, you can do it yourself, what does it mean for you to brush a dog's face..."
"Whoosh"
Before Li Gang's words fell, a blade on the fierce wolf armor suddenly left his body and attacked Li Gang. Iron Hide uses his actions to show that he is too lazy to talk nonsense with him. And this blow does not have the slightest intention of leaving hands in terms of strength and speed, but the attack is not the key point, but if it hits, it will be enough for Li Gang to drink a pot. Iron Sheet is planning to teach Li Gang, who owes his mouth, a lesson.
However, Li Gang dodged the armor blade with a backward flip, and at the same time rolled down the window.
"Goodbye."
Li Gang's voice came from outside the window, but Xiao Wei and the others ran to the window to look down but saw no trace of him.
Zhang Qing looked at the deep night and sighed: "If you don't leave the door, what window to jump on." ”
Everyone: "......"
"Click"
The armor that had shot out to attack Li Gang just now returned to the fierce wolf armor, and the embedded sound once again drew everyone's attention back to it.
“... That..."Xiao Wei scratched his forehead, and took two seconds to think about what to call the thing in front of him before saying, "Brother Ironskin, do you want tea?" ”
"Don't drink it."
"That's right." Xiao Wei said that it was clear, how could this suit of armor drink tea, and after thinking about it, he said, "Do you want to wax?" ”
Although it is floor wax, it is also wax.
"......" Iron Hide didn't speak, controlled the fierce wolf armor and walked directly to the door and squatted, pretending to be a statue.
So, Xiaowei and the others continued to pack their things.
As Li Gang expected, a bunch of spies quickly knocked on the door of Li Gang's house, and there was a bunch of people outside to surround the scene.
Xiao Wei opened the door and saw the tight posture at the door, and guessed that Li Gang must have stabbed a big basket, which was definitely not as frivolous as he said.
"What's the matter?"
"The suspect Li Gang injured the escort and the prison guards and fled, we found out through surveillance that he came in this direction, and we suspect that he is hiding here, please cooperate with our investigation." The spy acted like a businessman, and showed a search warrant.
"Yes, he's been here."
"Huh?"
Xiaowei admitted it so simply, even the special service was quite surprised. He immediately asked again: "I've been here, but what about him now?" ”
"I went to the south gate of the city, saying that I was going to escape from there."
“... Is he your own brother? The agent knew that his expression must be embarrassed at this moment.
"It's not."
"Miss, I remind you not to shield criminals, provide false clues to mislead, delay the arrest of criminals, that is to obstruct official business, and you will bear legal responsibility." The secret service was naturally skeptical of the information that Xiaowei provided so easily, so I would like to warn you.
"He's your criminal, but he's still my brother, even if he's teasing, brain-dead, narcissistic, lewd, undisciplined, lolita, and uneducated."
“... Please let us go inside and search. The secret service didn't want to ask Xiaowei anything anymore, so he went straight to the point. Of course, he did not ignore Xiaowei's words and truthfully reported to the headquarters. The headquarters would naturally send someone to verify whether Li Gang had really gone to the south gate and was going to escape from there.
Xiaowei did not block the search, and directly dodged out of the way and made a "please" gesture.
As soon as the special service members entered the house, they couldn't help but be surprised when they saw the fierce wolf armor squatting near the door.
At this time, the fierce wolf armor was motionless, and the spies just felt that the taste of this family was quite unique, and put such a fierce and vicious handicraft at the door, the town house? The rest didn't think much of it. As for Iron Skin, he let the fierce wolf armor here to facilitate the protection of Xiaowei and the others. After all, far water can't quench the thirst of the near, and in case of an emergency, he should react as soon as possible. And now the secret service has not done anything to threaten Li Gang's family, so naturally they will not let the fierce wolf armor move around and cause some unnecessary trouble.
The search of Li Gang's house naturally found nothing, and Li Gang's location was also confirmed during this period, he did appear near the south gate and was moving towards the south gate.
Now that Li Gang's exact location was available, the search at Li Gang's house was meaningless, and the special service team was immediately recalled to the south gate to assist in the arrest of Li Gang.
In the base of the State Bureau, Yu Qi and other executors are still here, because they have just received the news that Li Gang has escaped.
Yu Qi rubbed his temples and sighed: "I knew he couldn't stop, but I didn't expect him to be so unstoppable, now we have peace of mind, and we don't have to test how to rescue him." ”
"Hope..."Liu Jiao sighed and turned her gaze to her sister, originally Li Gang was locked up, she was not too worried about her sister's Yuan Li indoctrination, as long as she took a little time, she could always get him out, the power of the State Bureau should not be underestimated, and the crimes of Guo Mingshan's father and son were indeed ironclad. And during the period of detention, it can also be through the relationship of the director, so that the indoctrination of Yuanli continues. Now that Li Gang has fled directly, reasonable has become unreasonable, not to mention that he is so fierce. After Yuan Li was instilled, it was estimated that there would be no play, so she couldn't help but worry about her sister. Although it is a bit selfish to think like this, there is no way, after all, blood is thicker than water.