"I really didn't expect that I would have a home to go back to?!"

Ouyang Jun leaned against the corner of an intersection, leaned against the wall, and poked out half of his head to look out. On the other side of the street, a couple of matchmakers pulled his landlord to ask and inquire repeatedly.

This inquiry is half an hour, and the matchmakers just don't leave!

It's dark, what should I do?

Ouyang Jun retracted his head, his heart like a deer.

Wait...... you can't use that word.

It should be said that the heart is like ashes.

"Ouyang, what are you standing for?" A van drove over at the intersection, the window was lowered, and Zhou Qingfeng came out. He looked at it strangely, frowned and asked, "Why do you seem to have been caught raped?" ”

.....Phew, Ouyang Jun said angrily: "Don't slander people's innocence, when did I ever be caught raped?" ”

"Didn't get caught?" Zhou Qingfeng immediately shouted, "Ouyang Jun is here, who wants to find him?" ”

Ouyang Jun's soul was scattered, and his pants were almost wet. He raised his finger and shushed at Zhou Qingfeng, but heard a sound of footsteps approaching quickly. He couldn't care about it anymore, so he quickly pulled the window and got into the van and lay down under the seat.

Three or four aunt-level matchmakers rumbled past the car, looking around and shouting.

"Ouyang, I'm your Aunt Zhang."

"Ouyang, I'm Grandma Liu introduced by your uncle."

"Ouyang, I'm Pingping's mother, do you remember Pingping? Elementary school with your classmates! ”

Zhou Qingfeng was happy in the driver's seat, and he wanted to shout something along with him. Ouyang Jun hid under the seat of the car and bowed to him with his hands folded, looking pained.

The aunts and matchmakers ran all the way to the other side of the street.

Ouyang Jun poked his head out of the car window, glanced at it in fear, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ouyang, it turns out that you are here."

One sentence scared Ouyang Jun half to death, only to see the landlord come out at some point. He probably saw Zhou Qingfeng, pulled the window and looked into the car, and sure enough, he found the target, and smiled happily.

Ouyang Jun's heart was about to jump out of his throat, and he saw that it was the landlord who fell behind. He sat down panting, wiped the sweat from his forehead, waved his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I'm miserable enough." ”

Zhou Qingfeng came to Ouyang Jun to discuss the follow-up 'Super Nirvana' comics, and when he encountered this funny thing, he couldn't help but ask the landlord, "What happened?" ”

The landlord laughed, "Hey...... Ouyang has been taken by several girls." The matchmaker can find him eight times a day. If someone else else dies happily, but this kid hides and hides, and he doesn't look like a man. ”

"I can't stand this." Ouyang Jun shook his head and said: "My soul is a free bird, so I don't want to be bound by the cage of marriage." ”

"Speak human words." Zhou Qingfeng pouted.

Ouyang Jun whispered, "I think it's not easy for people to live for a lifetime, you can't give up the future for the sake of the present, if you can only fall in love and not get married." ”

...... cut it, Zhou Qingfeng sneered, "To put it bluntly, it's cheap, and I don't want to be responsible for the body of a girl." If you have the courage to do it, you have to have the courage to admit it. ”

"I didn't do it." Ouyang Jun argued again, trying to prove his innocence.

"He did it, he did it." The landlord sneered beside him, "Didn't he get caught peeping at the girl's house on the other side taking a bath?" Just a few days ago, the girl took the initiative to invite him to the movies. Ouyang not only went, but also followed the girl home.

In the middle of the night, I listened to the girl's house crying and screaming, and it was noisy all night, so it was not lively. It's unclear what happened. Ouyang, I was about to ask you. What the hell did you do that night? ”

It's really a pot that can't be opened.

Ouyang Jun was so grieved that he almost cried. Zhou Qingfeng also turned to look at him and asked, "I remember that girl is also average." Did you really do it? ”

Ouyang Jun's head drooped, "A man with strong blood and strength, he can't sleep alone, and there will always be a few days of restlessness every month. That night, it was the moon that was to blame. ”

"So you're going to do it?"

"Plus I've drunk a little bit of wine and I'm not in my right mind."

"I'll just ask you if you can do it?"

"I made the same mistake that every man makes."

......, Uncle Zhou is already squinting at people. The landlord couldn't get enough of it, smashed his mouth, and said: "You cultural people are quite good at talking, and what sounds like you're rendering." ”

Ouyang Jun burst out angrily: "When I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room, an unfamiliar bed. Next to the bed were two men staring at each other. ”

Man?

Zhou Qingfeng grinned in surprise, and the landlord stared at him even more.

"It's the girl's father and her brother. They insisted that I had been raped and that I should be taken to the police station. Heaven and earth conscience, I drank too much at the time and was completely confused, and I didn't have the ability to commit a crime! ”

Ouyang Jun cried a handful of snot and tears, and howled. Zhou Qingfeng patted him on the shoulder very sympathetically, "This is probably the 'immortal jump'." But such a low-level method can succeed......"

Ouyang Jun had a look of resentment. Zhou Qingfeng couldn't bear to laugh if he wanted to, so he could only ask, "Then how did you get out?" ”

The landlord pricked up his ears for gossip.

"They want me to marry that girl."

"Otherwise?"

"I was forced to write a letter of guarantee and put my fingerprint on it. Otherwise, they will take me to the police station again. ”

"This is a bit ......" Zhou Qingfeng forced a smile and patted Ouyang Jun's shoulder again, "Don't worry, it's nothing serious." That kind of guarantee has no legal effect, what are you afraid of? Even if it is shaken out, it is nothing more than a bad reputation. ”

The landlord nodded and agreed, "That's right." Ouyang, do you still care about this? ”

Ouyang Jun was furious, "Don't insult my innocence out of thin air, I really didn't do anything at that time." ”

"Got it, got it. You are the most innocent. Zhou Qingfeng came up with an idea, "But who let you provoke people before." That family should just think that you are developed and want to get married. But this approach is counterproductive.

Let the landlord ask, how much money can settle this matter? Be tough, you make a mistake and you get punished. It's not murder and arson, let's stop here. ”

Ouyang Jun sighed, as if he had little confidence in this. The landlord nodded repeatedly, "Yes, Ouyang." This can't be dragged on like that. You just have an occasional brain short-circuit, and people are not bad. I'll help you talk and make peace. ”

Speaking of this, the landlord grabbed Zhou Qingfeng, "Mr. Zhou, I heard that your 'Holy Light' is going to buy a machinery factory in the city for 100 million?" ”

"There is such an intention." Zhou Qingfeng nodded, "But from the current point of view, I'm afraid that 100 million is not enough." I really underestimated the assets of Tianyang Machinery Factory. However, 100 million may be able to sell a branch factory, which is enough. ”

Zhou Qingfeng didn't talk much about the acquisition. He chatted with Ouyang Jun about comic creation, and then asked, "Do you know how to drive?" ”

"Yes."

"Really?"

"A few years ago, I wanted to chase a female student, and I deliberately went to learn to drive, and I wanted to be chic. As a result, the person didn't catch up, but got the driver's license. Ouyang Jun sighed, and regarded it as talking about some of his own troubles.

Zhou Qingfeng was overjoyed, pressed the horn, 'horn' twice, and said: "The company is just short of drivers." This car will be driven for you. In the future, you will have to do many things to help pick up and drop off your colleagues in the company. ”

Ouyang Jun was inexplicable, he never expected that Zhou Qingfeng drove a van over to let himself be the driver. It's just that Uncle Zhou handed over the key and asked him to drive around and send him home, even if the errand was over.

After learning to drive for many years, Ouyang Jun felt unfamiliar when he touched the steering wheel again. But after driving a few kilometers, the reaction in my head finally returned. He happily drove some distance around the city, and then returned to the downstairs of his rented house.

Just got out of the car, half of my foot on the ground.

An exclamation......

"Oh, Ouyang, have you bought a car?"

"This car looks good. Good boy, it's out, it's really out. ”

"I'm your Aunt Zhang, don't you recognize me?"

"I'm Aunt Ma, and I hugged you when I was a child."

"Brother Ouyang, I'm Pingping."

Ouyang Jun's goosebumps all came out. He didn't have time to escape, and he was overwhelmed by a group of aunts in the blink of an eye.

Help me!